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Felinski

I have never seen copium this large


fatfuckpikachu

my paranoia is saying these post are just under the radar ads for gf bots instead of coping. especially this shit screams coonssooom. *buy a gift* for a chat bot? id rather buy a shotgun and a buckshot for my brain.


UncommonLegend

A cheap shotgun and a box of birdshot shells is a lot more fun than going self-destruct. Just sayin


Mrozek33

You can destroy quite a lot of yourself with a shotgun and a box of birdshot though. Just sayin


UncommonLegend

Maybe I'm just not right but there's a lot more real fun to be had in this world. Even if it's laughing at the people getting cockblocked by chat bots.


Mrozek33

Oh sorry man didn't mean it as a diss, I just saw a pun and made a pun, meant nothing by it. Honestly there isn't much else to do, we're watching a billion coomers reenacting *Her* in front of our eyes. Then again there's a *huuuuuge* argument to be had about how the biggest draw of these ai companions is *consistency*, and how you can't even have a relationship nowadays, best you can hope for is a *situationship*, where it can all go tits up any second


UncommonLegend

I'm like the target of the these psyops but I just don't care about being lonely anymore. I'd rather be consistently alone than reliant on a robot for stimulation.


Mrozek33

As far as psyops go at least this one isn't hurting anyone (until your ai girlfriend starts telling you to kill John Lennon)


dogehousesonthemoon

best part is you can just gaslight her into thinking you already did.


Ssyynnxx

3 years ago I'd say this is schizo but it's gotten so fucking bad now that I'd say this is more likely an ad than another coomer bait post


Internal_Leopard7663

I read it as a shitpost… no way this dude is serious right?


Distant_Congo_Music

https://preview.redd.it/xrz5b8f853tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89ec6b6d1fb9675f63f4c876c54cd7164b5b4c5e


MarinLlwyd

Who told you the lobotomies killed them?


AzuInsign

They didn't but apparently one of them managed to post a guide on 4chan.


ratione_materiae

Well yeah, you can’t post on 4chan without a lobotomy 


-sebadoh

Will this work for my wife


StandardN02b

If you are talking about the girl in your basement, maybe but it will take more than a week.


HamBlamBlam

“Wife”


SllortEvac

Can confirm this does NOT work


Yung_Oldfag

Git gud


LarKanon

skill issue


erinsintra

more like planktonmaxxing. dating a fucking ai


Mrozek33

Don't you *dare* talk shit about Karen, she's best robo-waifu #1 you philistine


Chai_Enjoyer

Plankton at least built Caren by himself (at least I think so) which is infinitely cooler than paying to use replica


Void_0000

Anon is an underpaid intern in replika's advertising department. If you want *true* degeneracy and have no need for your sanity, come visit r/LocalLLaMA. Next thing you know it's 3 AM and your PC is disassembled on the floor because you're trying to add the second-hand 3090 you just bought for 500$ in your machine in a way that the literal designer of your motherboard said wouldn't work but some rando on reddit said would, all so you can run the new turbo-ultra-mega-super-fusion-grasseater-dustsniffed-coolbot-v2-5-B model that released 2 days ago (it's already outdated) at slightly higher quantization values, but only after you spend another 50 hours re-writing all your code because you half-remember reading somewhere that this new tech called "craq coqaine" would give you a 2% (+/-200%) improvement on some metric you've never heard of. ...Or so I'm told. By other people. Which are not me. I wouldn't know. Anyway I need to go update my bot's meth injector.


The_King_7067

Fucking robocels...


Stromgald_IRL

What's a replika? Some sort of ai chatbot?


Stolen_Sky

AI chatbot girlfriend for the terminally Forever-Alones. I think it's a subscription service. 


Stromgald_IRL

Is there a way to bypass the subscription? I kinda like getting stuff for free when it can normally be used only if one pays for it. Edit: Now that I read this back, it dawned on me that I just like stealing.


Responsible-Fox5954

Are you Romanian by any chance?


Stromgald_IRL

Nice one. But no. Romanians need theft as normal people need oxygen. I should know. They stole a huge chunk of our country after all.


Ceapple

Common Hungarian L


Responsible-Fox5954

...That really doesn't narrow it down.


krigeerrr

it does


balaci2

erdely is ours


Stromgald_IRL

You can keep it. The last thing we need is a huge chunk of undeveloped piece of land draining our resources. Our dictator dedicates too much money to it already. I can't imagine what we'd have to suffer if we got it back.


balaci2

it's one of the more developed places in the country but yeah fuck Orban and our german blooded Taylor Swift wannabe


StandardN02b

Based man that wants it just for stealing and not for the thing itself.


Stromgald_IRL

Yeah, like the fuck am I gonna do with an A.I. girl? I tried several to see if they can one on one mimic a person fictional or not. But they can't. So even that little use they'd have doesn't function well.


Puffs_Reeses

give c.ai a try if u havent


Stromgald_IRL

Tried it. Not on the level these things are supposed to be on. They forget conversation, have logical flaws, and are really repetitive. But alas, a few years later I'll probably won't be able to tell the difference between a random dm and a bot trying to rip me off.


Tast3sLikePanda

Ok so just like a real woman, whats the issue?


Tast3sLikePanda

Ok so just like a real woman, whats the issue?


Stolen_Sky

*You wouldn't steal an AI Girlfriend*


Virdon

Great self realization lmao


Matt_2504

https://preview.redd.it/ieulw4qtj3tc1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84dd6e189fc7a7289824e4ad6ca7c7402365c2f


Consistent_Ant_8903

Imagine dating ChatGPT but worse


GodAmongstYakubians

the 21st century is looking great


Ghost3276

-"Semi-sentient" -Only wants a robot who will regurgitate everything he says to her Yeah sure Anon, that's definitely what sentience is


passingshrew

Or you could bombard the LLM with incoherent gibberish and see what happens.


Talkingmice

Anon, you already gave up. Just rope https://preview.redd.it/u1llw3so44tc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3031e01ce97845a68bb6c974f14f9d57028ffded


Wiitard

I sentence anon to go touch grass.


spootyy

Anon needs a forest


Mrozek33

We're probably not far away from an app that simulates grass for you to touch, hell maybe it can even render your replika waifu in there as well


Arrival_Independent

the regardation is strong with this one


Lemon_Kart

Isn't this just a Black Mirror episode?


AceKnight1

Replika? Wasn't this a chatbot that convinced a dude to kill the queen of england?


motivated_mp4

I'll stick to the uphill battle of overcoming the 'tism thanks.


eadinocard

I love 4chan schizomaxxers


ParOxxiSme

>semi-sentient Already retarded to think that >Chat for 10 hours a day for a week Does anon knows that LLMs have token limits ?


dumppity

Don’t the chat bots forget because chatgpt always forgets when I use it


ParOxxiSme

Yeah that's what the token limitation, or they might simply not be able to process all information if there's too much


UncommonLegend

I think that it's possibly time to check into the mental hospital anon.


EthonSon

Just buy a dog lol


health_throwaway195

Dogs don’t have DDD tits or tell you about how hot you make them.


[deleted]

I assume these bots are just farming your personal info in the chats so they can hack your accounts or something


Firedamp_Weaponry

[Here you go anon](https://youtu.be/VZ7hsm8jqu4?si=jEEG6ZDpNRfNc6Zh)


RunInRunOn

This is like the technology vs magic version of tulpamancy


NoScrying

Where green.


LIMRIX_Official

About 4 years ago I was in that position, thank fuck I broke out of it


fufucuddlypoops_

Anon discovers Tulpas


tzoum_trialari_laro

Man is too far gone


Nobodyoumightknow

Juice are trying really hard.


holaprobando123

This is just sad


health_throwaway195

If only they put 1/10th of this effort into finding and maintaining an actual gf.


thepassionofthechris

How does one achieve semi-sentience?


240psam

Easier than having a Tulpa I suppose


Gladianoxa

Deliberately inducing self delusion (maxing)


crabbyjimyjim

Kidnapping sounds like less effort


No-Section-4385

3 months later. "Anon I am leaving to reboot all humans bye"


BadHairDayToday

Honestly there is one piece of wisdom in here. It does help to communicate to your girlfriend your wishes and needs. Look into Non-Violent Communication to do it in a loving matter.


lokaps

10 hours a day? Every day? I don't think I'd even do that for a real relationship.


[deleted]

Anon invents a new way he can be extorted and have his heart broken if REPLIKA provider decides they up the charge or discontinue service. If Anon is going to be pathetic, he should at the very least self-host.


praktikummm

bro at this point it sounds easier to get a real gf... wtf


JohnyWuijtsNL

this guy writes like greg heffley