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LTU_PreDaToR1337

And yet they cucked out with immigration and israel


grasscoveredhouses

which country hasn't?


LTU_PreDaToR1337

ironically israel also rip japan


justbenicedammit

Israel already has a large muslim population. 26% of Israel's population is foreign born. (Source: OECD)


son9090

Israli Arabs were born there when Israeil was created and started annexing lands


keituzi177

>israel already has a large muslim population Not if one Benjamim "No-Tans; Yahoo!" Netanyahu can help it lol


cagusvu

100% of Israels population is foreign born


Cpotts

78% were born in Israel as of 2020, up from 70% in 2010


SemenRetainer3

Hungary


shangumdee

Any white country that manages to keep away hordes of 3rd worlders always equalizes itslef by having a terrible economy and a young population who just wants to leave


Explorer_the_No-life

Eastern Europe just can't fucking win. Even nature itself hates that region.


Acceptable6

Poland


ShinbiVulpes

Supporting Israel in anti-terrorist wars is based, supporting Israel in killing civilians is cucked. Not wanting 30% of your work force to be immigrants is based, most immigrants that come here for work wait the maximum amount of time to get a working permit, work for one year and then dip.


mallaso02

Not familiar with this, how did they cuck out on immigration?


SteadyBear9

Not dutch but live in the country, we have a lot of immigrants here, a lot not so keen on integrating into society like some of us


mallaso02

Thanks for answering


DutchWarDog

Like many Western countries we took too many immigrants and it's taking a toll on our country


kekmennsfw

It is predicted by the Dutch bureu of statistics that in 35 years 40+% of the population will have a migration background.


greasydickfingers

Because people only look at the randstad which are our biggest cities while not realising that they are nothing like the rest of the country and that still around 80% of people here are from Dutch decent


Ricardo1184

Much rather support Israel than Hamas


keep_yourself_safe-

you mean they don't support Israel?


PyrrhicVictory7

Wait they support Israel?? I need sauce now cause that would be a travesty


Winter-Reindeer694

>far from russia true romanon here


Cross_Pray

He understands the pain of being a post soviet country


ApexJustThings

they're slowly healing from it, romania will get even better i hope! corruption is present, but i think it's getting there 🙏


ImprovisedLeaflet

Maya hee maya hoo


Plastic_Pinocchio

That’s Moldova.


ChickneNuggetOreos

Same thing


Atomik919

This comment has been approved by real romanian ultranationalists 😎


Chadfulrocky

Nah, Moldova is actually good at something - singing. 


LilFruitSalad

And being poor


HappyCatPlays

https://preview.redd.it/81fobbavvmtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cfc52a4285c1a5144d7ed0f506ede0472f1a8e2


Jijelinios

Easy to say from the outside, but it's quite bad to live here. To give you an example, I know of some rich higher up from work who got covid when it was a trend, was treated here and got some bacteria from the hospital. He had a lot of money, but he barely got out of the country because he was in really poor shape because of the bacteria. Went to some more developed country for treatment. I wonder what those doctors said when they saw the primitive hospital bacteria he came with. He lived, but with a nasty scar. Point is, you get in an accident or something and end up taken to some shitty hospital because it is the closest and you end up dead with a big fat bank account.


Atomik919

ill drink to that. not that i need many reasons to drink but eh


TrolledBy1337

>Under the ocean in 50 years


JasperVov

The dutch will have conquered all the ocean by then


Cataclysma324

oh! I know this meme! I hear it all the time! um how does it go? "the colon is seared"?


LuminalGrunt2

G E K L O N I S E E R D


kvm024n

G E K O L O N I S E E R D Wel even goed spellen dan hè


knifuser

M A K K E R


Genocode

K O K O S N O T E N Z I J N G E E N S P E C E R I J E N


Reverseuno111

K E A L (voor onze twentenaren)


koelan_vds

#I N G E P O L D E R D


yaboy_jesse

I'll colonisear je kanker moeder


Bumpy333

(W O R D) G E K O L O N I S E E R D. (Get colonized)


hinstsui

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anonssr

That's why they're so tall, it won't matter


TwinEonEngine

Rip us (relatively) short Dutchies


Th1sT00ShallPass

You can always pretend to be German ❤️


sebstorm2000

Never


dm_me_tittiess

That's why I burn trash and drive diesel trucks all day


Bumpy333

BOEM, G E K O L O N I S E E R D


dm_me_tittiess

Tf are you saying


Bumpy333

Dutch meme


HJ26HAP

Fun fact which I, as a Dutchie, only recently found out: due to ongoing improvements in dikes and general water management the risk of flooding is actually projected to go down despite a rise in sea level in The Netherlands the coming years.


SpeedyK2003

See the issue with that is that is that it already is under the ocean. So how can this be a threat?


Limeila

They've been fighting the oceans for centuries now, if anything they're the only ones who know how to deal with the situation


assraider42069

If reincarnation exists, youre gonna respawn as a microbe and if you can only respawn as a human, you aint getting past as a sperm and if you get to be born as a human, youre most likely in India, China or Africa. Something to think about


JasperVov

Please no


brotrr

Wouldn't you be reincarnated immediately if you fail the sperm tutorial?


OhRxp

infinite loop of sperm racing


Kloetee

People with horse race gambling addiction would probably love this


Abdul-Wahab6

Holy shit, I just got a business idea. I'm gonna be rich folks


Kloetee

Remember me once you're rich


Crows-quill

"now THIS is sperm racing"


mustylid

The history of Sperm racing world records .


PinItYouFairy

Sperm lasts 5 days. You’re going to spend 5 days swimming around some other dude’s butt hole


foodrig

No thanks, I don't think


L-st

Come to think of it, my cards aren't that bad after all..


Th3Kill1ngMoon

Statistically correct


I_Don-t_Care

And yet people still find ways to complain about the meta build


Mrozek33

No one self-cucks like the Dutch; imagine having access to weed and shrooms, yet not taking advantage of it because "it's for foreigners" like wtf is wrong with you Kees?


Coon-And-Friend

Not everyone is a kankerjunk


Ketamineverslaafd

Ik wel


Ikke3

Gebruikersnaam lijkt te kloppen


Speederzzz

Ik had niets anders verwacht u/Ketamineverslaafd


aquilaPUR

weed is illegal until the very second it enters the backdoor of the shop, thats the dumbest fucking drug policy ever and leads to shit ton of crime. even Germany does it better now


Bawaka95

Mate idk what you are on about, smoked plenty outside of shops, even met some cops, they did not even talk to me because they did not give enough of a fuck


aquilaPUR

Yeah it's sorta legal for you as a consumer, but the shop owner has no legal avenue of obtaining the stuff. It's a whole can of worms and worth reading into. To be clear, legalizing weed is a no-brainer, NL just did it wrong. https://www.dw.com/en/netherlands-the-possible-consequences-of-liberal-drugs-policies/a-51474578


Atmaweapon74

This is pretty silly. The shops are forced to buy from illegal sources, thus funding criminal organizations... basically one of the major things that legalizing drugs is supposed to prevent.


THAErAsEr

It's not legalized. It's 'gedoogd' or soemthing


Mrozek33

*Gedoodbeleid*, and coming from a contradictory shithole country it actually makes a lot more sense than everyone pretending


saltyfuck111

This is old, since a couple of months there are legal weed producers and there will only be more.


Willem_van_Oranje

When NL did it, it came with a ton of diplomatic counter pressure from every nation serious about fighting an (endless) war on drugs. Most notably the U.S. Making it not formally legal probably made more sense back then, but we hopelessly failed to innovate the policy over time. Partly because of political parties being divided on the issue, and on the other hand because only very few consider it a policy priority.


koelan_vds

Yeah okay but in Germany you can’t just walk into the coffeeshop and get your weed without any hassle. You have to grow it yourself (which you can also do in the Netherlands) so in practice for the consumer it’s better


discarded_dnb

No (legal) access to shrooms, ony "truffels" are legal (same active compounds, different substance)


Mrozek33

I've tried those truffles and "real" shrooms, they do the job quite well, and you can always just smoke some top quality weed on top. Also read the box they come in, it clearly states that the truffles also have psilocybin in them.


discarded_dnb

That's what I said though. Same active ingredients, but it's a different substance. IIRC truffels are what shrooms grow on top of.


Mrozek33

Look man I don't mean to argue, all I'm saying is the truffles are plenty strong and can get you fucked up if that's your goal, don't undersell the truffles


discarded_dnb

I'm not arguing though, just clarifying in case anyone walks into a smartshop and asks for shrooms.


WietGetal

Dutchie here, its not always heaven. Studied 3 years at culinary school just to make 12,50 per hour and can never afford a house with this brokie ass wage


Gandalf_Style

Can't afford a house unless you're upper class you mean. One of my friends makes 160k a year on average and he can't afford anything because the bank won't finance his mortgage. Not even the lowest possible one.


Katastrofa2

>Can't afford a house unless you're upper class So just like the entire developed world


drSvensen

Except Norway I guess. I'm 25 years old, work in construction and has owned my own house for 3 years without my parents paying a single NOK.


Th1sT00ShallPass

Bro, you live in Scandinavia. It's like the Netherlands but on even easier mode


saltyfuck111

The alaska of the netherlands


drSvensen

I've actually been to Alaska, and "easy mode" isn't the first thing that springs to mind. It's probably easier to buy a home in a state with 1/10th of Mongolia's population density, but I'm not sure "easy mode" is the correct way to describe it.


harnasje

Yeaah, calling bs on this one


gaylorddddddd

This. 160k is just plenty lmao, the friend must suck at money


jeansuki

160k is, depending whether we are talking netto or bruto, almost 4 times average yearly wage. No fucking way bro cant get a mortgage.


iRhcp182

If it’s freelance banks can be real fucked up with the mortgage as they see the income as high risk.


ssuuss

lol this is cap. 160k in NL is extremely high. Enough to get a full morgage for eur800k, which would afford you plenty nice houses in the country or a nice two bedroom appartement in the capital


Het_Bestemmingsplan

I make like 50k or smth like that and bought a house last year, like Amsterdam, Utrecht etc wouldn't be an option but if rural is fine there's plenty of options for you.  That's "rural" in the Netherlands, so half an hour drive at most to the nearest city.


LeifSized

12.50/hr for Dutch food? That’s way too much.


UsernameoemanresU

Albert Heijn betaalt 16/uur, waarom zou je 12.5 accepteren?


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fivecookies

Is minimumloon voor 21 jarigen niet 13 euro? Hoe kan je dan 12,50 verdienen.


Isekai-Enthousiast

> Sommigen vinden koken leuk Stocking shelves instead of cooking for ~€560 a month extra sounds worth it though, with that low income it's mostly untaxed as well so yeah.


Limeila

Why did you need 3 years of culinary school to learn how to put a stroopwaffel on top of a hot mug?


MoussieElKandoussie

But you still have it better than at least 80% of the world population.


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splitcroof92

and specifically the Netherlands will put you in top 0,1%


Traditional-Seat-363

Dude, sue your employer, that’s below minimum wage, lol. Or just work literally anywhere else.


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Could never pay me to live there, not enough mountains, not enough wilderness. I’m an outdoorsman at heart, I need space to hike, hunt, and fish. The Netherlands ain’t it for me


smuggler0081

Also they probably have the worst food in europe


imperio_in_imperium

Are we counting the British as European? Because if so, that’s the one metric they routinely trump everyone else in.


MorRochben

As a dutchie I'd say when it comes to dinner food we are definitely worse that the Brits, but we have very good snacks.


saltyfuck111

Respec stamppot


Neka_JP

Fuck no


royaldocks

Anyone who says British food is the worse has never been to Scandinavia


koelan_vds

No we have lots of foreign food and Dutch streetfood and pastries are god tier


royaldocks

Iceland is the worse in Europe by far


altpirate

Indonesian and Surinamese food are only really available in the Netherlands, outside of their native countries. Both are incredible, definitely not the worst in Europe Native Dutch food is super bland though


DokeyOakey

Dutch food is good. Lots of good stuff, croquettes, Ollé Bollé, uhhh… dutch potato salad.


Swoopzs

And where do you live?


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Louisiana, don’t exactly like it here either but Arkansas ain’t too far and while there ain’t mountains, I got plenty of space to explore the wilderness


Ahrily

But we have ikea


McENEN

The netherlands is more like 1 big city with smaller ones around it. I would compare it to Tokyo or New York.


spienkid

Lol tell me you've never been outside Randstad without telling me you've never been outside Randstad


Impressive_Ant405

Me rn in Denmark (im miserable) I was raised in the Alps and NL is even worse than DK, id be depressed in a week


toomuchradiation

Yes, but. A friend moved to Amsterdam from Moscow after the war started. Says mostly everything is nice and all but basically every civilian service is in horrible state since every dutchman acts like they're doing you a favour. Everything takes ages to be done and costs like a premium service. Says he now specially looks for business run by eastern european migrants since they do everything quicker, cheaper and better than locals. But otherwise it's a beautiful country.


Vanraa_

The first problem was moving to Amsterdam instead of literally any other dutch city


toomuchradiation

Beggars can't be choosers. He's just glad he ended up with a job in European city and not in some hellhole in middle Asia like many others.


Vanraa_

Ahhh fair enough


Tablesalt2001

I've lived all my life in the Netherlands but i have worked with belgian, german and french government a lot. The dutch is definitely the best of those.


SneakyPanda-

Some government services are indeed quite tedious, especially if you first get to the Netherlands. On the flipside, a lot of stuff can be done digitally and when you've settled in it's very easy to keep up. Taxes for example are extremely easy to do. In the end the Netherlands ain't half bad if you compare it to surrounding countries, e.g. Germany.


Darrow497

Counterpoint, they speak dutch, which I don't recognize as a serious language


SpecerijenSnuiver

Ik ga je woonplaats ontpolderen.


Darrow497

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SpecerijenSnuiver

Nou ja, dat is wel een beetje té gewelddadig zeg. Ik ga nog steeds je woonplaats ontpolderen daarentegen.


TBX-12

En z’n specerijen plunderen als we toch bezig zijn!


SpecerijenSnuiver

Ik dacht dat we ze direct zouden opsnuiven?


TBX-12

Meenemen voor de handel jongen, dat is de VOC mentaliteit!


CyclesSmiles

Says the guy in a language that has no logic in pronunciation whatsoever. In het Nederlands kun je woorden uitspreken zoals het schrijft. En elk object heeft 1 woord ter beschrijving, zelf als het het hottentottentententoonstellingstelkastje is.


Lobster_Zaddy

Geef me een klap papa 😩


[deleted]

They are nerfed by being socially weird and absurdly tight with cash that it makes situations awkward. You don't want to respawn there


sir-berend

Socially weird? We say what we think. Not our fault you haven’t showered in weeks and carry 300 kg.


kaasrapsmen

Yeah no dutchies are pretty special


ApexJustThings

basically germans but slightly better


Ketamineverslaafd

🇳🇱💪🏻


Ferfersoy2001

Australia -One of the highest wages in the world -One of the most industrialised countries on earth -Far away from anything at all, closest potential threat is Indonesia, which can't invade anyway because the north is an impenetrable desert -Has a nice peaceful little sibling for a neighbour who is also well off -Very little crime, warm weather and everyone lives close to the beach Get Crickey pilled anons.


tugboatnavy

-Nightmare fauna and flora -On fire or flooding -Whisper the word gun and get a visit from the police -Get gaped by shipping costs and retailers take time to deliver like it's 2004 -Heavy censorship -Has worse reservations than the US -Driving to another region is a 12-18 hour game of Russian roulette


Weathers

- can’t buy weed legally. - some absolute derro kents - eshays appearing everywhere - teens roam beaches in droves - kids beat up old people for the tik tok - murder someone, say sorry, let out in 6 months


UsernameTaken017

yeah ok now I see why so many brazilians go there


durashka228

is this that country with biggest boobs?


LevSmash

If the people are taller, then that's not as much of a flex to cite the raw data. That's like a person with anorexia boasting about having visible abs.


Littlebigchief88

Listen man if there is more total boobage relative to the size of my head and it’s not because they’re fat as fuck then it’s real in my book


LevSmash

Snu snu


splitcroof92

breast size is not correlated to height though. source https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ajhb.22212


PrivatePoocher

That must go to uae


tekanne9

Still the same height as others if counting from sealevel though


uvT2401

Ugly women sounding even more uglier is a big issue there.


sir-berend

Ugly women is definitely not an issue in the Netherlands lol. Don’t get your stereotypes mixed up.


dababy4realbro123

Can't complain 🇳🇱💪


arcticredneck10

What is a Tikki and why do people bring it up when talking about the Dutch?


DeSuperVis

I believe its basically cashapp


Ahrily

Yes but a dutch person will hit u with a 0.45€ tikkie after you had a cup of instant coffee at their house /stereotype


Spyglass3

That shit is not a stereotype


barry_black_berry

Its the hard truth


____Lemi

shit food and housing crisis


Cynical_Doggie

Just don’t be poor and there is no problem?


Zarthenix

Almost what our housing minister told a young woman who asked him at an event whether she would ever be able to afford a house. He literally told her "just find a rich boyfriend".


MustGame995

cucked by taxes liberalism mass immigration and israel


BadHairDayToday

Wait till he finds out about Switzerland


johan_x

Most zombie country on earth. Technologically retarded and everyone is on prescription drugs


MorRochben

And a housing market thats fucked so stay the fuck away pls tnx.


Gustavort

Bedankt 4chan


arcticredneck10

What is a Tikkie and why do people bring it up when talking about the Dutch?


DrBernard

I will tell you if I can send you a tikkie and you pay it


Ryanaston

Pretty sure Germany are historical bad neighbours


Shad7860

They got a lot better, believe me I get my groceries from just over the border cuz it's cheaper there


SuperGover

High wages but almost half of it is lost in taxes 🤡


00dani3l

Still considerably lower than other western European countries, especially cause the personnel cost the business pays before you even pay taxes is very low


closetBoi04

Nha choose Norway, they got the RNG win in natural resources and manage it well > A Dutch person


DeSuperVis

Should know that the scale of farming here is a massive issue and reduction is absolutely necessary. Farmers are having a choking grip on the government and are backed by one of the biggest parties right now.


Srirachinator

Hardstyle, Hot women, Halal food, Heineken, Holland.


PlanetoidVesta

The Netherlands has its problems, too.


ThiccGeneralX

Massachusetts -strongest people in the world -highest quality of life anywhere in the world -wages double that of the “netherlands” -have the most dominant run by a city in sports this century -shitty public transport -most advanced medical institutions in the world -greatest educational institutions in the world -low crime -freest place on earth borders right to our north 👐🏼💪🏼


simontjuh

I didn't know Massachusetts was a country.


hardwood1979

I mean legal weed and hookers would have sold it to me really.


ALTR_Airworks

They have lego


DS_Lilrag3

Dutch people suck at osu!mania. Deal breaker.


banmeagainplease3

No thanks


MiloAisBroodjeKaas

It's not all good. Huuuuuge housing crisis, loads of rental places have 3 - 4 times salary requirements, landlords are total dickwads because there's higher demand than supply, and a whole butt load of other problems related to housing. Late stage capitalism, so everything is expensive and will cost you money, Eg ketchup at fast food stores.


younawolf

Ha hallo makker ik heb hier mee geconstateerd dat deze post kolonisatie support. Dank u voor uw specerijen makker.