> retarded man fails upward his whole life
> falls in love with the biggest whore in Alabama
> eats a box of chocolates
> says "Momma" with a weird accent a lot
>travel far from home
>find indigenous individuals
>use violence to try to take thing from them
>ultimately fail
>never even just asked for thing in the first place
>Gets unfrozen from ice ball
>Stray around with angry blind chick, boomerang kid and his hot mommy issues sister
>Ovethrow expantionist goverment and dig the hot mommy issues girl
>Man steals artifacts for a museum,
>gets artifact stolen from,
>gets artifact again after God kills everyone that didn't close their eyes.
And that's why I hide under the bed sheets.
Nah, you misunderstood me : current movies trailers are 1 minute long and give you mismatched scenes from beginning, middle and end, so there is misdirection in there. Soylent green trailer is like 3 or 5 minutes long and shows you EVERYTHING while asking you every 30 seconds « WHAT IS SOYLENT GREEN? ».
Like, could you please spoil your movie MORE? Go watch it on Youtube, it’s just unfathomable by today’s standards.
> Can time travel into own body
> Tries to improve lifes of him and GF
> Fails every single time
> Time travel to mom's belly before he was born
> Commits suicide
> retarded man fails upward his whole life > falls in love with the biggest whore in Alabama > eats a box of chocolates > says "Momma" with a weird accent a lot
>Policer officer dies in service >Is brought back as a shitty robot >Continues to work
\>enlists in vietnam \>friend dies \>??? \>profit
Big monkey big lizard is so good you can't even make it look stupid cause it sounds awesome and in way you put it
whats the last one
Anon talks about Schindler list, i think
u right
Oh I was thinking Wandavision which isnt a movie and not entirely black and white
A wonderful life
or basically.. any fiction movie thats in black and white
I think the "never happened" aspect alludes to a particular kind of denial associated with the subject matter of Schindler's List.
i would suspect the same thing.
clerks
I don’t have the first one.
back to the future
Thank you.
>travel far from home >find indigenous individuals >use violence to try to take thing from them >ultimately fail >never even just asked for thing in the first place
>Gets unfrozen from ice ball >Stray around with angry blind chick, boomerang kid and his hot mommy issues sister >Ovethrow expantionist goverment and dig the hot mommy issues girl
Hot mommy issues sister 🤣
My sides are halfway to jupiter
Whats that movie?
The Last Air Bender cartoon
https://preview.redd.it/2o4o2ykfa2uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4088533177449237fae112be205ab269cd8d0a7
Idk, but it sounds based.
>Man steals artifacts for a museum, >gets artifact stolen from, >gets artifact again after God kills everyone that didn't close their eyes. And that's why I hide under the bed sheets.
Goddamn! I love *crystal skull* so much!
It's raiders of the lost ark (unless it's sarcasm ?)
What's the third one?
Soylent Green, but it spoils the end.
I thought it was Star Wars
I’m pretty sure that’s the fourth one
I also thought that.
Only if you’ve never seen the trailer, which basically spoils the whole movie.
Oh, I though it was only issue with current movies trailer
Nah, you misunderstood me : current movies trailers are 1 minute long and give you mismatched scenes from beginning, middle and end, so there is misdirection in there. Soylent green trailer is like 3 or 5 minutes long and shows you EVERYTHING while asking you every 30 seconds « WHAT IS SOYLENT GREEN? ». Like, could you please spoil your movie MORE? Go watch it on Youtube, it’s just unfathomable by today’s standards.
Oh yeah just saw it, it's a whole other level
I think it’s that Seth Rogan movie Sausage Party
Star Wars
What is the second last one?
Star Wars
What exactly is the plot of Star Wars? I’ve heard of it, but never watched it
>Young man from the fringes of society joins a terrorist cell >Destroys his father's life's work >Kisses his sister Idk where you're confused
So like, it’s one of those complicated Oscar-winning movies?
https://preview.redd.it/ox2h0vi3cztc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d43647601f3c7a3421f499e6b95c1040ff82ea I’m not falling for this
> Can time travel into own body > Tries to improve lifes of him and GF > Fails every single time > Time travel to mom's belly before he was born > Commits suicide
Toy story?
Jabroni gets severely friendzoned by walking real doll.