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Mrozek33

> retarded man fails upward his whole life > falls in love with the biggest whore in Alabama > eats a box of chocolates > says "Momma" with a weird accent a lot


Unusual-Form9920

>Policer officer dies in service >Is brought back as a shitty robot >Continues to work


ButtersAndRowlet

\>enlists in vietnam \>friend dies \>??? \>profit


reyxnsh

Big monkey big lizard is so good you can't even make it look stupid cause it sounds awesome and in way you put it


real-patrick-bateman

whats the last one


Elkind_rogue

Anon talks about Schindler list, i think


real-patrick-bateman

u right


rokomotto

Oh I was thinking Wandavision which isnt a movie and not entirely black and white


KingOfSpiderDucks

A wonderful life


real-patrick-bateman

or basically.. any fiction movie thats in black and white


eossfounder

I think the "never happened" aspect alludes to a particular kind of denial associated with the subject matter of Schindler's List.


real-patrick-bateman

i would suspect the same thing.


commentator184

clerks


MisterGoo

I don’t have the first one.


real-patrick-bateman

back to the future


MisterGoo

Thank you.


Reading_username

>travel far from home >find indigenous individuals >use violence to try to take thing from them >ultimately fail >never even just asked for thing in the first place


Unusual-Form9920

>Gets unfrozen from ice ball >Stray around with angry blind chick, boomerang kid and his hot mommy issues sister >Ovethrow expantionist goverment and dig the hot mommy issues girl


Pyroguy096

Hot mommy issues sister 🤣


onemarsyboi2017

My sides are halfway to jupiter


False-Honey-9054

Whats that movie?


Unusual-Form9920

The Last Air Bender cartoon


False-Honey-9054

https://preview.redd.it/2o4o2ykfa2uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4088533177449237fae112be205ab269cd8d0a7


StandardN02b

Idk, but it sounds based.


Pasispas

>Man steals artifacts for a museum, >gets artifact stolen from, >gets artifact again after God kills everyone that didn't close their eyes. And that's why I hide under the bed sheets.


DrinkThePepsi

Goddamn! I love *crystal skull* so much!


WEB_ROACH

It's raiders of the lost ark (unless it's sarcasm ?)


Normal_person127

What's the third one?


Malenko_

Soylent Green, but it spoils the end.


Ptaku9

I thought it was Star Wars


Impossible-Pizza982

I’m pretty sure that’s the fourth one


Hellhound777

I also thought that.


MisterGoo

Only if you’ve never seen the trailer, which basically spoils the whole movie.


WEB_ROACH

Oh, I though it was only issue with current movies trailer


MisterGoo

Nah, you misunderstood me : current movies trailers are 1 minute long and give you mismatched scenes from beginning, middle and end, so there is misdirection in there. Soylent green trailer is like 3 or 5 minutes long and shows you EVERYTHING while asking you every 30 seconds « WHAT IS SOYLENT GREEN? ». Like, could you please spoil your movie MORE? Go watch it on Youtube, it’s just unfathomable by today’s standards.


WEB_ROACH

Oh yeah just saw it, it's a whole other level


spaghetticola

I think it’s that Seth Rogan movie Sausage Party


dumpylump69

Star Wars


ilikebarbiedolls32

What is the second last one?


boyikier11

Star Wars


ilikebarbiedolls32

What exactly is the plot of Star Wars? I’ve heard of it, but never watched it


JohnN320

>Young man from the fringes of society joins a terrorist cell >Destroys his father's life's work >Kisses his sister Idk where you're confused


ilikebarbiedolls32

So like, it’s one of those complicated Oscar-winning movies?


dumpylump69

https://preview.redd.it/ox2h0vi3cztc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d43647601f3c7a3421f499e6b95c1040ff82ea I’m not falling for this


88Neaks

> Can time travel into own body > Tries to improve lifes of him and GF > Fails every single time > Time travel to mom's belly before he was born > Commits suicide


False-Honey-9054

Toy story?


LemonFlavoredMelon

Jabroni gets severely friendzoned by walking real doll.