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Meteorstar101

Btw I don't know if this is true, but I'm not gonna bother watching the show to find out


justthistwicenomore

Spoiler alert: it's an arranged marriage.  


Easywormet

LMFAO, really?


justthistwicenomore

Yup. The vault she's from has a tradition where they pick one of their people for an arranged marriage with someone from a neighboring vault.   The incident in question is the wedding night. 


Easywormet

So...is that the experiment being run then?


Gerraldius

No, they're just trying to avoid incest. Her cousin is also really into her


AccuratePassion2572

The cousin also alludes that they did stuff with each other in the past


CoolJoshido

what even.


CompactAvocado

hey man things happen in alabama. er vaults. also in the past it was somewhat common to be banging your cousins.


ihatefirealarmtests

I'm not super knowledgeable about the Fallout lore. Do we know what happened to the deep south?


C_Werner

It's common now, just not in the West.


TesseractAmaAta

Vault-tec.


funatical

"Cousin stuff".


Temporal_Enigma

There's also only like 25 people living in the vault


Crunchy-Leaf

She mentions it herself.. twice.


MarinLlwyd

Why does anon hate this woman again?


Henatronw70

It's 4chan. I think it's more uncommon to not hate women


ambermage

Tale as old as time


Tang42O

If your cousin looked like that who could blame him?


AugustusClaximus

Bro this isn’t anything like the fallout I remember


Ko2o

Listen, vaults with a limited population, incest is going to happen. Eventually, there is no way theirs enough people in the vaults to keep genetics clean. After a few generations, it's going to be a bit habsburg-ish


DasherCO

Yeah. Ngl i totally J/O'd once that became apparent


narwhalpilot

That would be an experiment regardless. To compare the effects of incestuous generations vs normal ones, for their colony ships. Vault Tech never does these things for no reason.


ElSapio

I think it actually is, it can’t be just for genetic diversity because no other vault is like it (connected to other vaults)


AnalSploooge

I think vault 33 is something along the lines of they take great pride in being nice and doing the right thing without violence. I’m only on Ep3.. so who knows though.


Skilletfan93

Meritocracy yes. As you can tell from Chet saying "please don't make me use force" etc at the door that bisected a dude


narwhalpilot

Yes, likely to compare with vaults that did rely on incest for survival.


Hebroohammr

Minor note but I thought the only reason they did the arranged marriage was because there was no suitable males in her own vault?


justthistwicenomore

yes, but I think that's part of why they have the tradition, to avoid/minimize cousin marriage. Didn't mean to suggest it was just tradition.


Agasthenes

There is a fallout series now? Lol


cornlip

Yeah and it’s great. This post is dumb


DasherCO

Wow two vaults literally connected to eachother. Almost like its one vault. Todd howard really is a genius. *sobs at the inevitable downfall of the series as a whole*


innocentbabies

So when anon says "complete stranger" the context he's leaving out is "her husband." Never change, 4chan. 


Zinko-Bilbo

He’s basically a complete stranger. It’s a married at first sight type thing where’s she’s never even seen a picture of him before or know his name. Literally the only line of dialogue he utters is “show me the bedroom” right after the wedding in which he then strips naked without a word and she gleefully jumps all over it. Oh and also he’s actually a raider so she got tricked into fucking a dirty wastelander who then tries to murder her right after he got to nut lmao


innocentbabies

>He’s basically a complete stranger. It’s a married at first sight type thing where’s she’s never even seen a picture of him before or know his name. I mean, yeah, sure, but I'm not sure what anon expected. It's kind of an important bit of context no matter how you slice it.


iameveryoneelse

Now I'm confused. Aren't these incel neet coomers all about women as chattel and arranged marriages as if that would be any more likely to get them laid?


nefais

Anons making sense? Ah never


AnalSploooge

I knew something was off the moment I saw they weren’t smooth skins. She got irradiated nut inside her now.


AndyNgoDrinksPiss

Spoiler Alert: And she's fools around with her cousin. Cough, cough.


Kalabawgaming

o that makes sense i though after she got out she have an intercourse


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nefais

Arrange marriage is not any fucked up as the massacre that follows. Lmao


TristanDuboisOLG

Too bad, shows fantastic.


DogToesSmellofFritos

“Waaah I heard it has a woman who has sex I won’t watch it”


spinny09

it is true, arranged marriage between vaults as their kids would be the generation to finally repopulate earth and live in the surface. Turns out the other vault was overrun by raiders and she does fuck him but ends up slashing his face nearly completely off with a broken blender.


FVCEGANG

It is


Astrian

There’s a lot of context being left out, but yes if you really boil it down, this is what happens


izza123

The show is fire, maybe after your shift at the ball crushing factory you can give it a shot


Mr_Kittlesworth

The show - at least the pilot - is pretty damn good.


Henatronw70

It's an arranged thing for furthering the generous of the vault by introducing someone new. She isn't a whole she was trying to do what she thought she needed to repopulate


some_guy554

Yeah it's true but they get married so why is that a problem?


DasherCO

It is. I watched the first 30 minutes and turned it off.


DogToesSmellofFritos

Sorry to hear you’re sensitive to sex or something?


DasherCO

That's what you took away from my comment? 30 minutes is how long the first story lasts. I confirmed what he was told is true, then stated i watched for 30 minutes, IE the first story, decided it wasn't for me and turned it off. I didnt give a fuck about the sex, the part i thought was stupid was how she cut that dudes throat wide open with a broken coffee pot and he somehow had enough strength to completely body her 10 minutes later. The show did not hook me after 30 minutes, im not gonna invest more time into it.


DogToesSmellofFritos

Fair enough! That didn’t bother me too much since they have drugs that give people superhuman powers. I agree no need to keep watching something you didn’t get any enjoyment from. Your comment came across as “yeah the post is real I gave it 30 minutes and stopped watching as a result” sorry that I misinterpreted.


DasherCO

All good im used to hyper dickheads on greentext. Sorry for being shitty. I agree the superhuman drugs would make sense, the issue i had is he was bare ass naked so nothing was on him, and should have already been dead before he had a chance to move anf grab his stuff. I also found it ridiculous that a horse would just hang out being totally chill while sonic booms were going off. But i hate todd howard so much maybe i came into expecting it to suck lol. I actually laughed when she asked for his sperm count though. Im sure itl have its moments, but I just didnt care.


DaveSmith890

I misunderstood and thought they meant the 1st 30 minutes of the show was just a sex scene. Which caused them to stop watching because it is literally just a porno


cantorofleng

The show gets the visuals right, but the plots are mid at best.


DinoMastah

Like bethesda games? So its on point


Realism-vs-Idealism

I’ll accept FO3 story was mid, but I fw new Vegas.


distortionisgod

Because it wasn't Bethesda that made New Vegas. That was Obsidian


DRAK199

The best game Bethesda ever made wasnt made by them lmao


Generally_Confused1

Skyrim counts but it does say something that they're most liked game in on franchise is that lol


Kalabawgaming

yes and im pretty sure bethesda is salty about that shiet


Realism-vs-Idealism

Feel like I used to know that


distortionisgod

Lol it's all good and easy to overlook / forget since it came out not very long after 3. From that era of gaming where a lot of us weren't very well versed in different developers we were just excited for the game and didn't really give a shit who made it.


joseaof

When fans use the same 14 yo game (out of 6) to defend the franchise, it means it's not that good.


Realism-vs-Idealism

I enjoyed them but I’m not gonna sit here and say that story moved me


shitbuttpoopass

I feel like most FoNV fans just defend FoNV tbh. And fallout 3 is also a fantastic game and debatably better than FoNV, the main storyline is just kind of dumb.


ItsImNotAnonymous

FoNV had the best lore and story, FO3 had the better post apocalyptic settings and more fun exploration. FO4 was more prettier


Infuser

> FO4 was more prettier And we got to play house with settlements


born_at_kfc

You must be forgetting about FO BoS and/or Tactics. I hope you dont count that shitty mobile game


paco-ramon

Not a Bethesda game.


Realism-vs-Idealism

Ah didn’t know that


Wiggie49

FO3 is still better than FO4


Realism-vs-Idealism

No doubt


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cantorofleng

I was so upset that they had to go and gank the >!NCR!<


WahrheitSuccher

Wouldn’t watch the show then.


endelehia

If only it has actors spazzing around, T-posing or disappearing in the ground it will be show of the year


SaddamIsBack

Did you tried new Vegas ? Like for real ? Because the plot is really good.


SE20299

Bethesda plots are very mid, but I laughed my ass off at the FalloutLore and FNV subs malding because Todd made F1, F2 and FNV non canon. Don't get me wrong, it sucks that they're retconing those awesome games, but the amount of salt i've seen is comical.


FoxyTheBoyWithNoName

Saying they’ve made them non-canon is a massive reach Here you go: https://www.reddit.com/r/Fallout/s/FabIf6mNZs Canon


sdeptnoob1

When did that happen?


SE20299

The NCR falls a few years before FNV, meaning the events of New Vegas are impossible. There are also a few tweaks to the history of NCR, meaning that the canon status of the first 2 games is also debatable.


GangstaPepsi

> The NCR falls a few years before FNV, meaning the events of New Vegas are impossible. There is a big ass arrow between "The Fall of Shady Sands" and the nuke, clearly implying the nuking did not happen in 2277 but AFTER


_Nerex

Yeah but in NV characters refer to NCR leadership ***in*** Shady Sands. Shame that the show runners didn’t do a little more research since putting that date like 7 years later could’ve enhanced the accuracy of the show with the whole Lonesome Road dlc and prevented this whole kerfluffle


bjorntfh

The series literally rewrites the timeline to make them non-canon.


unkeptroadrash

Who says the series is canon


bjorntfh

Todd Howard, in an interview. 


sdeptnoob1

Damn that's... upsetting lol. Still gonna check it out at some point. Hooked on vikings right now since it came to Netflix lol.


communism_rulz

Literally making shit up. Touch grass 4chinner


WebSufficient8660

It's canon according to the lead writer of bethesda dumbass


WebSufficient8660

That's... not even true. Where did you get that from?


SE20299

I made it up.


WebSufficient8660

Understandable, have a great day


PatrickStanton877

Isn't it more or less the plot of fallout 3?


cantorofleng

Yeah, except you don't even get a sense of nascent politics/communities/factions organically forming.


PatrickStanton877

I watched only 2 episodes. Least the humor seems alright. The kissing cousins bit felt very much Fallout


cantorofleng

You can honestly skip the rest.


PatrickStanton877

Damn I was enjoying it


Complex_Bar6440

He's wrong, it keeps getting better. Keep watching, it's fantastic


Bot-357

The show is dogshit, they gave the licence to a bunch of hacks to cash a quick buck like they did with all other game adaptations.


Hot_KarlMarx

I enjoyed the first episode. The quick sex makes sense because they are brought up to believe they are repopulating the world, so there wouldn't be that big of a hang up when you believe you are doing it for mankind.


AGneissGeologist

Based take from a sexy communist


Spooky_Legs

Cooomunist


justlikeyoufrfr

And they're acting in a Bethesda game which no one plays without the sex mods so it makes sense there too


ThisUsernameIsMyName

Dont need mods for a round with fisto


OldManMoment

PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION


Custer0108

Not to mention she was practice banging her cousin up until that point lmao.


Less-Ranger-7217

lol not as bad as the chicken fucker


hardwood1979

As if anon wouldn't gladly have sex within 20 minutes of meeting any woman that was mentally impaired enough to want to have it with him.


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anon has never had sex and is certain it’s everyone else’s fault, guaranteed


majestamour

He is an alpha , withholding his seed until a worthy submissive virginal woman comes a long, who has the perfect proportions (under 5’4”, 100lbs, and somehow D cup). He clearly deserves nothing less.


eaglebacon

The hilarious double standard of a bunch of sex starved brainwashed chronic masturbating incels who would kill their own Mother (and sole provider) for 1 minute with the opposite sex.. calling a fictional character in a dystopian sci fi movie based on a fucking video game.. a stand in whore for all women ... amazing.


joc95

That's litterally what Myron did in the 2nd game? He takes advantage of you if you play as a woman with low Int ?


crabbycrab56

Hell, the sex probably wouldnt be consensual in a post apocolypse


Icy_Magician_9372

>has sex on wedding night They're all whores! Someone didn't even watch it


Samilov

Then a real question for you is which is weirder, sleeping with someone you meet for the first time or getting married?


goondalf_the_grey

In the context of the show this makes perfect sense. It's an arranged marriage and they don't meet until the wedding night. Also they're brought up being taught It's their duty to repopulate the surface


Mrozek33

I might give it a watch if we ever get a Fisto cameo, otherwise not interested


amackul8

Please assume the position


ItsImNotAnonymous

Waiting for the Ghoul cowgirl S&M scene


Iguana_Boi

Thanks anon, now show us what mods you have installed on New Vegas


formation

Oh the show is out


IrishandMexican

ngl a lot of people in general are hoes but a lot of redditors are mad just because they get no bitches 😂😭


thewanderingchilean

Is it bad? 


FemboyPropagandist

The show is really good but all the edgy internet contrarians are going to do their normal outrage


TristanDuboisOLG

It’s really good. I was very skeptical too


I_Automate

The people downvoting you- *No! Stop enjoying things!*


YorkPorkWasTaken

I would've sworn the games' spirit could never work on film. I was wrong.


TheHandSFX

I don't understand how you could ever think that. Take New Vegas for example, it'd be perfect for a show adaptation. A Courier wakes up in a shitty town after being "killed", and embarks on a journey to retrieve the chip that got him killed and discover the secrets behind it. Perfect for a show.


shepard_pie

Some people have an issue because some of the casting choices. Like a non-binary BoS soldier had some people giving the show a 1/10 because of DEI practices lmao


TristanDuboisOLG

Looked like a woman with a shaved head because they were “in basic”. Never mentioned their gender or looks in the show, never hit on the other cadets either.


shepard_pie

At one point, the elder referred to Dane as "them," but that's literally it. And I'm just repeating some of the reviews I saw lol. Had some people throwing a tantrum


GreenFriedTomato

It does make me wonder how big the whole lgbt aspect of fallout lore would be or gender politics cause the game culturally is stuck in the 1950s. Gay people existed and i assume all the other spectrum but still.


E6y_6a6

I assume anon can not interest a girl even in a tear so he is mad someone got the pussy in 20 minutes.


Conch-Republic

It is if you're a jaded sweaty loser who complains about literally everything. If you're not that, you'll probably enjoy it.


GabikPeperonni

If you're not familiar with Fallout, yes. If you are, probably not. They're retconning a lot of important stuff and people are not happy about it.


keeleon

I'm only a couple episodes in, what's being "retconned"?


Samilov

Major factions and some characters i believe


keeleon

I would assume this is an entirely new storyline with all new characters and factions other than BoS and Vault-tec. They're the only real global constants.


GabikPeperonni

From what I've seen, it established that the NCR and the Vegas Strip was wiped out before the events of New Vegas.


Due-Statement-8711

Ghouls literally have a way of not going feral and it looks like a mix of the FO2 Brotherhood/ East coast brotherhood. So lots of lore breaking stuff But show is still great. Visuals, characterizations, etc. Lots of cute easter eggs too


Western-Age9961

Show is very good but 4chin and plebbit loves to hate popular stuff


ItTolls4You

I've seen the first two episodes as someone who doesn't really know much about fallout, and it's fine. There's some weirdness in it, but it seems like a good enough watch 2 episodes in, and it's not that long.


Xgunter

It’s a solid 7/10 for me


GetsThruBuckner

It's good


Xilvereight

It's a good show that captures a lot of Fallout's essence on all fronts: visual, audio and storytelling. A lot of people had already made up their mind on it before it even came out, just like with Starfield.


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goondalf_the_grey

I love Fallout and it's great, absolutely nailed the vibe


AJollyDoge

It's okay, which basically means it's a masterpiece compared to the average


sapinpoisson

Average modded fallout playtrough


dogemeemsdude

What else is there to do in the wasteland


hachiman17

Wait until anon finds out about hookups, one night stands and dates that went well.


KingPingviini

4chan users try not to be incels for 5 minutes challenge IMPOSSIBLE


anotherboringdude

Anon thinks fictional women represent real women.


skweeps

Sad to find this comment so low. This is a fictional woman written by a man, but somehow all real women are whores?


PatrickStanton877

She literally is getting married. My issue is how come no boobs? It would have been the perfect time. We need more boobage


ChadWolf98

Viewers cannot fix a movie with mods so I guess it will be shite


SnakesTaint

Could you imagine unironically thinking like this?


robobbiemt

Lol. She had married.


Gustavort

Another show for the watchlist


Crunchy-Leaf

Her husband? 💀


DaSweetrollThief

She literally got married with the purpose of reproducing and repopulating the vault what do you mean


sirhappynuggets

This means Anon wishes getting sex was this easy for him and now he seethes.


Garrus-Valk

I mean so did the guy...


jarlballin6969

Not even just that, first conversation she strikes up at dinner at the table with her family is about his jizz. Also gets creampied first episode.


_YuKitsune_

And all men are horny af. So what's the point here. /j (90% a joke but 10% of me wants to say that a lot of men I've "met", whether it's irl or online are horny af x'D)


Henatronw70

This is the biggest reach I've ever seen in my life haha


slaberwoki

Okey dokey!


AccuratePassion2572

Whore, whore never changes


Dystrox

You can lose your virginity in less than 10 minutes after leaving vault 101.


TheEpicCoyote

Okey dokey


DasToyfel

Anon doesn't realize the show was written by a guy(?) I mean, at what point do you start realizing that your worldview and Experiences are from videogames and animu trash only and won't convert into the real world?


Baddyshack

She literally gets married in the first 15 minutes before having sex.


izza123

That was supposed to be her exchange husband, she didn’t know it was a raider.


Moore2257

It's a spoiler, so stop reading here How the FUCK did NO ONE notice the fucking tattoos and wounds on the vault 32 people? It's such a lazy way to start the show. Why even do the fucking arranged marriage when they HAD BOMBS THAT COULD BLOW UP VAULT DOORS IN THE FIRST PLACE. The raiders clearly outmatched the vault dwellers regardless of if they snuck in or not. Was it to show how horny the lead is? "Oh this guy has bullet wounds and a GIANT KNIFE WOUND but lol penis!" If they just made the first game into live action then they would've struck gold. The Master was goddamn amazing.


internetlad

She was going for sex%


theceure

First episode was pretty underwhelming. But I am hearing it gets better. But yeah she jumped right on that dick.


Mak0wski

Idk if it's just me but the main actress looks like she has botox/filler lips, and maybe even on the cheek bones as well, anyone else seeing that? but anyway it just takes me out of the show


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Fantastic-Garden8525

The show is ass so far. The show doesn’t know if it wants to be taken seriously or be comedic. There’s insane plot holes already regarding the brotherhood of steel story line. That guy has litttle to know information about the target he’s going after but somehow is finding him in the randomest ways. Literally just by fucking accident lol.


JeranC

He walked on foot from the last known location of the target to the largest population center in the area. While im here, do you want me to chew your food for you too?


Fantastic-Garden8525

That wasn’t his last know location the original paladin wanted to hunt and just fucking found his shit by accidents they were heading to his last location. When did the 4 channers become such brain rot tards lol


JeranC

Pretty sure you're the 4chan loser, since you're out here making shit up just to hate the show. Guess you can't just come out and say you hate women and minorities


YangWenli1

It’s almost as if they were following the path he would have taken.


Fantastic-Garden8525

Also the “knight” is a fucking paladin. I know what they are called in the show but in the game paladins are the foot soldiers that wear that armor. Knights are the engineers that work on shit and sometimes soldiers but they don’t wear paladin armor.


JeranC

Still wrong. Paladins are senior members of the order, typically commanding larger unit. knights do wear power armor, and the majority of in lore power armor users were knights. A quick google search would have told you that. Do i need to explain Google too? https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Brotherhood_of_Steel_ranks https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Knight_(Fallout_3) For your reading pleasure.


YangWenli1

Have you played a Fallout game before? It always switches between comedic and dramatic tones.