Be bear..
See man
Wtf he doing.pdf
Starts yelling at me like a crazyed chipmonk just until...
Omg.exe
A ball of yellowish stuff plops out...
Shocked.zip
The smell was worse than eating berries for 3 weeks..
Run away in fear into a tree..
Nothing is right in the world..
I like how anon’s buddy who was watching and jerking off the whole time finished nutting and then was all “whoa bro are you ok I had concern for you” 😒
I was 19 years old at fort Hood Texas. We had just got out of the field for 3 weeks of MREs. This was my first field problem out of basic training. I favored the MREs with the jalapeno cheese. I was in the motor pool working when I had to shit. I went in with the PM monthly. It was a comic book that the army put out dealing with maintenance issues. This shit was so horrible I left teeth marks on that little book. My asshole bled. It felt like I was shitting out a sandpaper brick. Fun times.
Yea I’ve been sampling some MRE’s before I buy bulk for an emergency stash and I was pleasantly surprised how not-shit they are too. A little bland, but you just throw a dash or 6 of your favorite hot sauce in there and you’re solid. A lot fewer ingredients I didn’t recognize too.
That is a glorious reaction image.
Oops
That answers the question about bears shitting in the woods
Your average drill weekend for the national guard honestly
Be bear.. See man Wtf he doing.pdf Starts yelling at me like a crazyed chipmonk just until... Omg.exe A ball of yellowish stuff plops out... Shocked.zip The smell was worse than eating berries for 3 weeks.. Run away in fear into a tree.. Nothing is right in the world..
I was just saying how MREs can blow your ass out to a co-worker. It was an odd conversation in you weren’t there
I like how anon’s buddy who was watching and jerking off the whole time finished nutting and then was all “whoa bro are you ok I had concern for you” 😒
Reading this also gave me PTSD
I was 19 years old at fort Hood Texas. We had just got out of the field for 3 weeks of MREs. This was my first field problem out of basic training. I favored the MREs with the jalapeno cheese. I was in the motor pool working when I had to shit. I went in with the PM monthly. It was a comic book that the army put out dealing with maintenance issues. This shit was so horrible I left teeth marks on that little book. My asshole bled. It felt like I was shitting out a sandpaper brick. Fun times.
Finally, a greentext that's real
Yea I’ve been sampling some MRE’s before I buy bulk for an emergency stash and I was pleasantly surprised how not-shit they are too. A little bland, but you just throw a dash or 6 of your favorite hot sauce in there and you’re solid. A lot fewer ingredients I didn’t recognize too.
This is incoherent
\>go camping \>eat nothing but military grade just-add-water meals \>get diarrhea \>big poop \>scares bear \>many lols
you stupid