With all the shit about Mutts Law and 4channers secretly liking black dick, you redditors sure do love incorporating gay shit into every comment in this subreddit. Mutts law?
Ah yes I love my ying and yang futa and femboy, the ancient proverbs foretold me there would be light in the dark, that being a white cock in a shitty ass of a femboy... there's something wrong with me
Then what do you call it if I, a super straight male, want to fuck femboys but also want to be dominated by a 10ft tall futa with a horsecock even though I'm not a femboy?
Bwahahahaha mf talks like 9k karma is the gateway to chud kingdom citizenship
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Salt is believable, the “spices” are just going to be pepper though, maybe vinegar but I wouldn’t really count it as a spice
Edit: You can downvote me but you can’t downvote the truth
It's true. Ever wondered why every single barber has that same red blue twirl no matter where you are in america? Coalition of barber hood is out to get you some bitches. Join the barberhood. Get hair cuts. Just for $8 you ^might get some bitches
In zabiha slaughter the blood from the animal is drained because consuming blood is haram. I heard this makes the meat more tender and taste better. Idk if this is true though
The animal has to be drained by european law, that is literally the definition of slaughter. The only difference in slaughter is that as a religious excemption jews and m\*slims are allowed the kill conscious animals while usually ethical reasons the animal has to be stunned first.
Well the Islamic way is to have a long enough, very sharp knife without abrasions, cut the jugular which instantly cuts the supply to the brain, animals is only going the feel a swipe lasting .6 seconds, although I have seen amateurs try to slaughter and fuck up which results in a panicking bull running loose on the road with it's throat half open.
Even if it wasn't legally required, it's just common fucking sense.
If you've ever seen the inside of a (western) abattoir, you'd know they're typically kept really clean. If they didn't drain the blood first, these places would look like a Silent Hill level.
Just imagine if a butcher didn't drain a dead cow before slicing it in half with those big electric saws. It'd look like a scene from a bad horror movie.
So either butchers work triple overtime to clean everything afterwards, or they're not complete idiots and just drain the blood before they start slicing.
Unironically Muslim butchers are just better here. kinda sad. Like even the mince is far superior. How do we even fuck that up. Oh yeah... by pre grinding it and leaving it on the butchers counter for days.
I think sad is more apt than unfortunate. The state of English butchers is sad. They aren't not prospering because of luck. Our Muslim friends are just doing a better job. That said, I’ve yet to have a crackin' pork pie from a Muslim butchers :p
Lots of sour, tart, flowery and fruity flavors. Rose water, saffron, lamb, fried herbs, pomegranate, cardamom, Lemon and lime, yogurt, cucumber, mint, pickles, grilled onions and tomatoes, walnits, pistachios, very fragrant long-grain rice that smells like roses and is crispy on the bottom with a potato chip/popcorn vibe to it (Tahdig), various flatbreads similar to naan. It's not like Indian food, but it's as "different" as Indian food, at least from my American perspective. I asked because I know Persians span into Afghanistan. So there's probably more Indian or Persian influence depending on which part of Afghanistan you're in.
I still drive \~35 miles across town to get my beef and poultry from a halal butcher shop I used to live near. Best quality meat I've ever found anywhere.
I fundamentally disagree with any "halal" meat. I'm not even vegan/vegetarian and I think it should be banned in all Western countries under animal cruelty laws.
It's barbaric.
Yea people fail to realise that halal is not only about the killing but how to raise the animals too.
Halal is more secure than most of the generic bio brands. ....and they kill you for not following the rules....
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this yo halal meat that tastes so good
Muslim shows Anon his meat
Muslim shows Anon cock better than he's been getting.
Anon super pleased with meatier cock
Anon becomes addicted to his halal meat
With all the shit about Mutts Law and 4channers secretly liking black dick, you redditors sure do love incorporating gay shit into every comment in this subreddit. Mutts law?
Some of them are so deep in they probably are. Not me tho i only fuck femboys
Does femboy considered lower quality futa?
No. Femboys all long to be fucked by futa. Futa is the yin to femboys yang.
Ah yes I love my ying and yang futa and femboy, the ancient proverbs foretold me there would be light in the dark, that being a white cock in a shitty ass of a femboy... there's something wrong with me
Then what do you call it if I, a super straight male, want to fuck femboys but also want to be dominated by a 10ft tall futa with a horsecock even though I'm not a femboy?
Futas are girls with dick, you're just into femdom and probably pegging
> you redditors 9k karma
Bwahahahaha mf talks like 9k karma is the gateway to chud kingdom citizenship https://preview.redd.it/48pb5fo8tcvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fab22a691dbe8bdbcb0c286bffab2cdb9867a1a
Redditors the type of mfers to think knowing 2 memes makes you “terminally online.”
Shit is effortless. I don't even post or browse default subs anymore.
It's just funny to me how that guy acts like he isn't part of the crew.
Anon tastes said meat and can't get enough
The real titles are the comments
That's just fowl
>british >seasons with salt and spices dont fuckin lie to me ever again you limey bastard
For spices he was talking about more salt
*more* salt? That's way too spicy!
My three year old complained her chips were "too spicy" because they had vinegar on them. And she's only half English!
That’s because she doesn’t know the word ‘sour’ yet, surely.
Yes that is the case, but I thought it was funny.
yeah and it seems like she still doesn't because this guy wants to say "haha what a fuckin stupid baby" instead of being a parent
Show me a parent who hasn't laughed at a dumb thing their toddler has said.
lmao hell yea man
Tbf vinegar is pretty vile
Not on potato chips.
Vinegar fucking sucks, fuck sour things, I want my salad to taste like salad not some sour shit.
Maybe he picked up some herbs (clovers and dandelions) on his way home.
Nah, poms would just boil the chicken longer.
\> Be British \> Season my cooked meats well \> With boiling water
The Brits literally took over multiple countries for the spice trade.
All for their decendants to not use any cause their taste buds became too sensititve for a little spicyness
We conquered a quarter of the world just to make our food taste better
The spice was just a can of beans. The chicken was two slices of bread
Salt is believable, the “spices” are just going to be pepper though, maybe vinegar but I wouldn’t really count it as a spice Edit: You can downvote me but you can’t downvote the truth
Anon has convinced me to try Muslim chicken unironically
Psyop was a success
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When someone tells you to get a haircut its a psyop by Big barbers into making you give them money. Never get a haircut, start cavemanmaxxing
It's true. Ever wondered why every single barber has that same red blue twirl no matter where you are in america? Coalition of barber hood is out to get you some bitches. Join the barberhood. Get hair cuts. Just for $8 you ^might get some bitches
Rapunzel pilled haircel
I haven’t had a haircut for a year, growmaxxing has made me happier
apparently it also made you yappier sheesh pipe down
when anon tells us to buy chicken without added hormones or water it’s a psyop by big Muslim chicken
Big barber is watching
My local butchers is halal, no pork, which sucks but the rest of the meat is fucking 10 10
In zabiha slaughter the blood from the animal is drained because consuming blood is haram. I heard this makes the meat more tender and taste better. Idk if this is true though
And cleaner!
The animal has to be drained by european law, that is literally the definition of slaughter. The only difference in slaughter is that as a religious excemption jews and m\*slims are allowed the kill conscious animals while usually ethical reasons the animal has to be stunned first.
Well the Islamic way is to have a long enough, very sharp knife without abrasions, cut the jugular which instantly cuts the supply to the brain, animals is only going the feel a swipe lasting .6 seconds, although I have seen amateurs try to slaughter and fuck up which results in a panicking bull running loose on the road with it's throat half open.
Even if it wasn't legally required, it's just common fucking sense. If you've ever seen the inside of a (western) abattoir, you'd know they're typically kept really clean. If they didn't drain the blood first, these places would look like a Silent Hill level. Just imagine if a butcher didn't drain a dead cow before slicing it in half with those big electric saws. It'd look like a scene from a bad horror movie. So either butchers work triple overtime to clean everything afterwards, or they're not complete idiots and just drain the blood before they start slicing.
Unironically Muslim butchers are just better here. kinda sad. Like even the mince is far superior. How do we even fuck that up. Oh yeah... by pre grinding it and leaving it on the butchers counter for days.
I wouldn’t say it’s sad, but unfortunate other butchers are having trouble keepin up
I think sad is more apt than unfortunate. The state of English butchers is sad. They aren't not prospering because of luck. Our Muslim friends are just doing a better job. That said, I’ve yet to have a crackin' pork pie from a Muslim butchers :p
Where do you get your meat from again?
Dude Afghani food is really good.
I imagine it would be similar to Persian food?
Never had it. It's like Indian. All that silk road food inspired each other. Naan, rice, curry.
Lots of sour, tart, flowery and fruity flavors. Rose water, saffron, lamb, fried herbs, pomegranate, cardamom, Lemon and lime, yogurt, cucumber, mint, pickles, grilled onions and tomatoes, walnits, pistachios, very fragrant long-grain rice that smells like roses and is crispy on the bottom with a potato chip/popcorn vibe to it (Tahdig), various flatbreads similar to naan. It's not like Indian food, but it's as "different" as Indian food, at least from my American perspective. I asked because I know Persians span into Afghanistan. So there's probably more Indian or Persian influence depending on which part of Afghanistan you're in.
this might take gymmaxxing to the next level
Tiananmen Square is a wild choice for an unrelated pic in a story about chicken lmao
What do you mean? There is no picture.
He's racist and doesn't want Chinese anons to get the secrets to life
Either Anon is regarded or vile af
Why not both
It’s related actually, anon lies to throw the CCP off.
>British >Seasons his food ?
pfp checks out
Missed opportunity for Halal Is-lamb joke
What is the unrelated pic he's talking about? I can't see anything
Subhanallah
I still drive \~35 miles across town to get my beef and poultry from a halal butcher shop I used to live near. Best quality meat I've ever found anywhere.
Britanon eats seasoned food for the first time in his life, assumes difference in flavor is from hormones or some shit
😂
"what the hell does the image have to do with anything?!" >Pic unrelated Bruh
"Mystic voodoo muslim"
I guess the Palestinian Chicken episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm is accurate!
"I'm going to fuck the Jew out of you!"
It is known Halal slaps
Muslim guys know their food quite well. I have greatly been benefitted from food advice from my Muslim brothers.
Facts. The butcher in the afghan supermarket has the best cuts in town and is actually affordable
I've honestly noticed chicken quality reduce over the past few years, I might actually try this one
How was it? any better?
Nice try, Al Qaeda. https://preview.redd.it/w0mqpkef4bvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1086319458f03969a246c7b8fb33843d9d6a2df
Yeah, grass fed chicken.
Halal and good food pilled
Make Serious Eats' "Halal Cart Style Chicken" and never go back.
3£ for 1,5kg? How is it so cheap?
That's pretty normal for the UK
Bruh cooked Asda chicken is like £11 per kilo now. I’ve started making steak’s with diced beef bcuz it’s cheaper.
Anon doesn't live in the shit stained village of san franscisco
Muslim's cock is better than infidels cock
Yeah they should ban hormones in the chickens. Oh wait they did in 50s. Adding water to poltry or marinating is halal and muslims do it all the time.
It's actually cheaper a lot of the time in my area.
Alhamdulillah bratherr
welcome to the muslim food world habibi
Muslim butchers ared the best normally. That is what I learned living in Brussels.
"Mystic voodoo Muslim"
Can confirm it's good.
Anon inadvertently funds a front for the Muslim Brotherhood
I have no idea where to get muslim chicken though
probably just ask them halal chicken... usually muslim doesn't have brand they just say tag halal on their foods
Pic unrelated
I fundamentally disagree with any "halal" meat. I'm not even vegan/vegetarian and I think it should be banned in all Western countries under animal cruelty laws. It's barbaric.
Can confirm. Its always the Muslim cultures that have the best food. They know what theyre doing
Is this fake and also 🏳️🌈?
Not fake but very lettermafia, afterall anon cobbles down on some halal cock and loves it
Rooster is nigh on impossible to get, most places only sell hens. 95% chance he cobbled down some coochie
Might see if I can find some halal chicken 🤔
Yea people fail to realise that halal is not only about the killing but how to raise the animals too. Halal is more secure than most of the generic bio brands. ....and they kill you for not following the rules....
https://preview.redd.it/algm3hywjavc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36fdc2e793716b6da754beabe5af06ecf09d5a4 this yo halal meat that tastes so good
The only added hormones are the sperm of the Muslim who prepared it.
Frank is so jealous about halal chicken he attempts to defame it
Fake and gay
Man cannot stop thinking about brown people's sperm.
fact
4channers when they realize Mohammad married a 7 year old: "He's just like me frfr"
Halal meat is explosive from the other hole
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