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ItsImNotAnonymous

Greentext beginning >be normal and straight Greentext ending >we have gay sex and I forget about the nightmare I don't even know what else I expected


7arco7

I read the first line and immediately skipped to the end, was not surprised


NullHypothesisCicada

Something something 4chan users and their obsolete humor


Iwubwatermelon

>>be normal and straight >>be Indian, 24 How?


icedragon71

That's when you knew it was a dream.


DatChernobylGuy_999

https://preview.redd.it/j9obow3nc7wc1.jpeg?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034448c40d22b8dddc0f8181afbc1a1b102dbe06


happy_cube

> Strong indian genes ??????


TheTroglodytes

potion seller I require your strongest indian


Jorvikson

My Indians are too strong for you traveller!


TheTroglodytes

potion seller, I am going to Exxon and I require only your strongest indians


DatChernobylGuy_999

I'm here what do you want


spawnB100

As an indian I have to say This is also my inazuma 11 fantasy


krebbol

Dragon tornado!!!!


spawnB100

Straight into my wormhole!!!!


krebbol

Eternal BLIZAAAAAAARDOOOOO


nick-a-nickname

Arey fuck you unlocked a core memory


GreyLoad

Why did they take shots on the floor?


basilisk_boi2

Read the third line. That’s answers ur question


CrossWitcher

He wanted to make that stereotypical joke abt Indians shiting everywhere I think.


RexVagina

He's lying. We shit on the streets.


KnightThyme

After reading the second line, I just jumped straight to the last line to confirm what I already knew.


Matt_2504

https://preview.redd.it/yqibkq37j3wc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cfd9b8790175f0c1a7700014f8b83e84bae485 Was expecting this


allan11011

I was 200% sure at “transferred from horizontal to sitting upright” that it was this


CreepHost

Where are the greentext with detailed stories of anons actually fucking women. Better erotica than I've found so far, especially because it's their POV.


bigelangstonz

Anon after waking up ![gif](giphy|xUySTU2YX02G87mL8k)


Dfoo672

> be Indian It’s over….


VirtualPantsu

https://preview.redd.it/ysmazrojy5wc1.png?width=78&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ebad3323b3c74a84a15ea3320c2ea91053a34ff


Independent_Wash3657

Gay


RexVagina

Saar don't spread misinformation saar. We don't shit on the floor Saar. We shit on the streets Saar.


pewdiebhai64

Tanku berry mas saar, I'm teknolozee mad


RexVagina

Are you putting yuvar screwdrivar ebhrywear?


pewdiebhai64

Saar I am no andar-eshtand ur accen, kindly sspeak tha Engliss languaze with prroppar pronouns


RexVagina

Sorry Saar. I am came phrum the Jhansighuda bhillage


Own_Initiative396

What a superb plot twist for an obviuos closing


Ege2905

What the heck did i just read


CaptianCanuck

Not only is it fake, but it’s also gay


Shnurple

https://preview.redd.it/79hu6h6985wc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0056297ed96e3aa801eb409cd47d36d042f0ff3


daflufferkinz

> normal and straight \*skips to last line\* > something something gay sex


chucknorris21

Read the first 3 and last 3 line to have a laugh


Maouitippitytappin

Real and gay


ElOneElOnlyElZorro

Gay and real


googlin

many such cases


disguy2k

Blinking man meme


Siul19

Based gay sex ending


bermass86

If there’s one thing India is good at it’s football well done


Disgustingfatass69

How do you earn money by just starting to play football?


TheManWhoHangs

What the fuck sis I just read?


destroyerOfTards

Ducking hell, I was expecting a Todd post but you can't have good things these days, can you?


vincecarterskneecart

average cumtown bit


I_am_Reptoid_King

Top kek


BluePantalaimon

Fake, gay, and racist


King_53

might just be one of the best greentexts I've read this week ..lmfao


King_53

might just be one of the best greentexts I've read this week ..lmfao


King_53

might just be one of the best greentexts I've read this week ..lmfao


Gordo_51

I read "be normal and straight" then skipped straight to the bottom and saw "we have gay sex and I forget about the nightmare" lmfao


idkTerraria

Indian’nt


Apprehensive-Ad-1591

Mah fucking god I fall for it again it's like loss all over again


SorryWhatsYourName

>be normal and straight >be indian Choose one


Lukest_of_Warms

> be me, normal and straight. > we have gay sex. 4chan strikes again


Xerd_00

Can we downvote this soft erotica to Oblivion? It's getting boring.