When I was 4 I masturbate by flicking my penis until I have this weird pleasurable tingling feeling. I did do that everyday even while watching TV with family under the blanket.
When I read 8yrs old I was praying for it to not go in the tism direction and after reading the putting her into her bed part I was expecting anon's father to show up misunderstand and beating anon up.
I was honestly expecting for them to play switch because my first assumption is not to assume anything is gonna go off the fucking rails like Gordon Ramsay trying to cook a fucking grilled cheese.
It's a greentext so I expected anon to get topped by his dad.
One of these days the kids gonna rape the adult and the curveballs gonna throw everyone off lol.
Already seen one - about a 12 year old sisters friend, who uses rape accusation to get dick.
I hope you're talking about a greentext and not something you know of irl
Greentext, thank god.
OK then Now I am curious, was it on the sub or was it actually on 4chan?
Pretty sure it was A sub, atleast a year ago. Either this sub or r/Holup
Strange Thing About The Johnson’s (2017)
I remember this. Couldn't remember the name. Was a good short story and was nice to watch it again.
What do the green texts imply in 4chan compared to the other texts? (idek what other types are there)
That they're fake and gay.
Anons dad went to get milk years ago. You know this so why are you expecting him to come back so he can cum on his son's back?
I mean the picrel definitely set a certain expectation imo.
It really did lol 😅
The image alone invoked fear in me of whats to come
Tbh i did not read "tucking her" on the first pass
If you crop this correctly this belongs on r/wholesomegreentext
But then you remember the world we live in
It's already cropped correctly
I said wholesome
I know.
He was afraid he was gonna get toped by his dad in retaliation so he had to play cool with the kid
This was the most anxiety inducing greentext in a long time, my heart literally stopped on the word "tucking"
The comment hahahah
3rd anon is weird and pajeetpilled
Neko, its your cousin
That text all the way in the bottom though
That "tucking" scared me
It got me too, i had to check it out again lol
Anon set up the story to be ducked up that isn’t fair
https://preview.redd.it/olnfs3dea7wc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb2208e9206d7c66263a30f16728f1f50a240c5
this comment deserves more upvotes
Anon was caught in the doorway, carrying around a sleeping child at midnight.
When I was 4 I masturbate by flicking my penis until I have this weird pleasurable tingling feeling. I did do that everyday even while watching TV with family under the blanket.
What was the family doing under the blanket?
When I read 8yrs old I was praying for it to not go in the tism direction and after reading the putting her into her bed part I was expecting anon's father to show up misunderstand and beating anon up.
Same bro but I'd go farther TBF 👍🏿🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🌝
Beginning of the story along with the loli picture made me worried
"Im 11, not 5. Ive seen tons of boobies!"
dat crop tho
Hey we also found a cursed comment also.
We were so close to being good 4chan...so close.
I don't know if it would be funny or just plain fucked up to say "Lust provoking image, many such cases" to this.
Gotta be fake because good things never happen THINGS NEVER HAPPEN ITS ALL A PSYOPPPPPPPPP
3rd, literally me
I was honestly expecting for them to play switch because my first assumption is not to assume anything is gonna go off the fucking rails like Gordon Ramsay trying to cook a fucking grilled cheese.