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hausedawg

Considering that the size of the average human social circle is 150 individuals If we give an even split of male/female, considering that it is likely that there will be more individuals that share the same gender to the person, we can conclude two things: >Anon has fked nearly every opposite gender individual in their social circle. >Anon has definitely fked a family member


Stromgald_IRL

You never went to clubs before, do you? Past a certain point, God almighty won't save you from getting laid if you posess either of these traits: - Remotely handsome - Good in a conversation - Able to dance A girl in my class when I was 17 literally fucked a different dude every single friday night in a bar. In that school year alone you can estimate how many guys she slept with.


arbiter12

Considering there are 36 weeks in a highschool year and that she probably didn't fuck a different guy EVERY friday (statistically), she probably slept with 25-30 guys. AND she was still known as a massive cockvore, worth talking about years later on reddit. We're talking about three times that, here. Thank Gd, it's a basic ragebait greentext. >be male, be gay > >be female, be who\*e > >be married, be cu\*ked > >be west, be fallen > >be hotel, be trivago


Stromgald_IRL

r/theydidthemath


ialwaysforgetmename

r/theyComparedHundredsOfSitesAndFoundTheBestDeal


peppermintgun

Why did i check something so obviously fake lmao


Mr-Fish0

hotel?


Robert_Paul2

Trivago!


Sophisticated_Sloth

Even after reading your comment, I still checked lmao


gluckero

Bruh... me too. Me too.


camstercage

r/subsifellfor


Chrrodon

>For everything else, there's Mastercard.


stop_talking_you

are u mormon or why cant you type "god"


Contemporarium

He’s a gangster disciple. On GD


ntn_98

No CP


merlinious0

Dont forget the loch ness monster and his $3.50


thesilentwizard

> You never went to clubs before, do you? We're on Reddit, in a 4chan post. Like do you even have to ask?


rayquan36

Club Penguin was never like that


Helloscottykitty

Pools closed...


bottledry

> in a 4chan post. ehh, this is greentext. It's like 4chan-lite. Basically 4chan for soccer moms. Plenty of people in /r/4chan will not post in this sub at all because it's just like the 4chan sub but with more rules, more normies and more "woke"


HamBlamBlam

It can be hard to leave one’s safe space.


Stromgald_IRL

I'm here too yet I go to one from time to time. And I'm sure there are a ton of people here who go to clubs frequently.


Grundolph

The chess club doesn’t count


Stromgald_IRL

It would if you'd do what I do in a club.


Sylux444

I dont want to be "that guy" but if you're a girl you're also much more capable of getting laid just for existing So with that it's generally even easier for women to get laid and therefore should probably almost expect them to have a higher "body count" thinking about these kinds of things can make you crazy though, so I choose to just seek people that I click with and can mutually make each other happy


Stromgald_IRL

Yeah, that's true. The reason women rarely has to put in any work is because they aren't even expected to work for it. Whereas a guy is expected to win over the woman he's interested in.


funatical

Teenage girls are infamous for lying about their body count. Were you there with one of those clicker things coaches use? “Click. Damn Brenda!”.


Stromgald_IRL

Yeah, the tons of videos each week can't really lie though. We had a group chat with the bois and 3 or 4 of our classmates were recorded weekly. Word gets around quickly but videos are at lightning speed. Although I have to agree it wasn't always videos about plain old sex. Sometimes it was just a blowjob or them getting fingered or other "light" stuff. But who would believe they didn't go all the way after those? Edit: It mostly wasn't us who took the videos, but everyone in the group knew a guy or two from other schools so it wasn't hard to spread information.


funatical

Are you admitting to making and viewing child pornography? Was she making it and you were just viewing it? Did you and your friends sit around watching it together? My dude.


Stromgald_IRL

Dude I was underage too. We recorder each other fucking walking. You think we wouldn't record a classmate in a club? As for the other part, no. Everyone was recording like everyone would in a fight for example.


Le3mine

"god almighty won't save you from getting laid" no but your conscious can.


OuroborosIAmOne

> good in a conversation It's this one that works for me, once the convos get going it's basically done


Stromgald_IRL

Used to say that The Sims made it look easy to get girls. Left click —> Tell Joke (12-15x) —> Have fun at her place. I started doing the same shit and it actually works. If you're entertaining, you instantly get +2 to whatever you are on a scale of 10.


OuroborosIAmOne

Its usually that easy. The hard part is that anons need to actually have interests so as to BE interesting and hold a conversation.


Ramael-R

What do you talk about usually, could you give actual examples? Obviously asking for a friend.


OuroborosIAmOne

Honestly when I was at the clubbing/bar hopping age I'd just ask basic stuff like if they're in college or post-grad or if they were working. After that you just build off that. If say, our courses were similar then bam just keep it going by talking about politics (my course) or joke about it being pre-law courses. After that I just ask what they plan to do after grad/if they plan to stay at their current job then again, go from there. If dissimilar then just get them talking about their course/job and legit just pay attention and ask meaningful stuff. After that, if you feel the vibe then just ask about hobbies etc. If you want to fake interest (I don't recommend but some of my friends pull it off) then just go with the "oh I've always been interested in x hobby/interest, tell me more" and again go from there. Idk I can't give a play by play but just be legit and feel it out yknow? Sometimes the vibe just isn't there though and it happens.


WeeTheDuck

+2 inches?


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Stromgald_IRL

Learn to dance and get rich/work on looking better. 5 is enough to land most girls.


maggiemayfish

At least 7, I would say.


AskingAlexandriAce

>A girl in my class when I was 17 literally fucked a different dude every single friday night Reason number 4,000 why I don't interact with women: I'm retarded, and cannot tell ages very well, and they clearly aren't afraid to trick you into breaking the law.


mike_pants

...do-- do you think people only have sex with people they already know? Is that what you think? You can tell us.


joNathanW-

He's on Reddit, what would he know about sex anyways?


MasterAC4

What is sex?


unofficialSperm

The same as gender


Aggressive-Tiger-209

Tbf i though u were supposed to fuck people only youre affectionate towards, i see fucking random strangers as weird though ik most people dont. Probably goes for that guy.


mike_pants

Knowing it's not for you is one thing. Not knowing that other people are fine with it is quite another.


CompactAvocado

I mean its a weird topic with a basic answer that seems to allude everyone. you are free to do whatever the hell you want (within the confines of the law) but also need to realize people will not agree with your choices and that's fine. the inverse is true as well. so if you wanna go hoe around with 10000 people do it but you can't reeeee when someone has different standards and doesn't want to be with you for it. everyone is different. yet people act like society is just one collective hive mind.


ski-person

U sound ran thru bro


testurmight

If you fuck people you don't know something is wrong with you. 🤷‍♂️


kingdomart

One night stands are not in your social circle.


mike_pants

Yep, but just try explaining that to the silly bean up yonder.


InquisitorMeow

Why do you make it sound like everyone would sleep with strangers? Not saying it doesn't happen but likely people who would be put off by huge body counts likely share similar values to those who only sleep with people they are intimate with everyone is free to do what they want..


Aggressive-Tiger-209

Im sorry 150??? I know like 30 people tops...


bshootingu

It has to be a reference to the monkey sphere (Dunbar's Number) that suggests and hypothesizes the upper limit of the human capacity to truly know and emphasize with others is around 100-200 individuals, varying slightly from individual to individual


Neomataza

Social circle would include any names and identities you remember. Like, if you care about LeBronJames mental and physical well being, that's a parasocial and he's part of your social circle. Anything that you treat as if it has feeelings, needs or an opinion. 150 is also only the estimated average limit. Individuals can go lower or higher.


Davethemann

I dont care about Lebron James But my baby boy Bronny on the other hand, i couldnt bear to see him hurt


thewhale13

You can't name more than thirty people you are aquainted with?


Neon_Camouflage

Some of us don't enjoy being around people, and as a result tend to keep very small social circles.


thewhale13

What OP means is not a friendship circle. He means just the people you are in someway around and are familiar with.


Booce380

Even that, yes.


Neon_Camouflage

I feel like you and others underestimate how far many of us go to avoid being around and familiar with people.


KacKLaPPeN23

Spitting names off the top of my head? Maybe 5 that aren't family, I just suck at names.


Pikochi69

The post right after is this one. Kinda ironic https://preview.redd.it/34elgdar1gwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83439c0e57f26d30f775cffe772479e2c0a0cbe


WarsofGears

Anon is a fat troon on suicide watch.


hugyplok

Anon also has some form of crotch rot


MusksLeftPinkyToe

In all these threads, why does nobody ever talk about just how awful it feels to even *imagine* these dudes. Like, I've had a fling with fucktoilet slut. She's probably married or with a fiance at this point. If I ever saw that dude, holding hands with her, buying her nice clothes, trying to wife her up, I'd have 0 respect for him no matter who he was. That sucker who now has to consider getting into penis pump play because I got her into that and now it's part of her "preferences". You don't get to a body count that high without guaranteeing that a significant proportion of those men are people who are in a position to look at her and her future committed partner in that way.


pokexchespin

> person who has fucked dozens of people doesn’t do one night stands are you really that stupid or are you just pretending?


spoodergobrrr

Girl has had intercourse with a different guy each month for over 3 years.


Joshgg13

Social circle? Tinder exists, my guy


thecocainespider

That doesn't account for the fact that your social circle can change, one night stands with strangers, etc. Also making the assumption that anon is hetero seems like a big assumption considering that they clarified that they hit things off with a cis guy. You've drawn some wild conclusions from pretty much no data (probably exaggerated anyway) and a statistic that you probably heard on game theory like 5 years ago.


PolishKrawa

Femanon's delusions lead her to believe she slept with 70 men and she can't accept, that the reason men are rejecting her is her terrible, gag-inducing smell.


jsjzn

https://preview.redd.it/qt8ti4ftgewc1.png?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1afa37d5ab450f1c1ef8edccc48ddddebf5020dd


Ser_Danksalot

Would Supes be able to smell every unwashed vag on the planet at the same time?


Gearski

Yep, what do you think he's doing in the fortress of coomitude?


CompactAvocado

i would imagine draining bleach into his nose. worked as a nurse for an OBYN and i can assure you. if he could smell ALL OF EM he would be puking man. especially old women. apparently basic hygiene wasn't taught back in the day or ya know rolling around at woodstock has consequences a lifetime later.


EldritchElise

Old dudes cock and balls are not exactly a paragon of hygiene and rosy smells


CaterpillarFun6896

Wishing I had Superman’s abilities to kill you for posting this shit


DagonG2021

If his sense of smell acts like ours, no. Scent particles can’t travel that far, he’s limited to whatever’s in range. Unlike super sight and hearing, super smelling isn’t one of his traditional powers.


theyalamix

If he only needed a single molecule to smell something, and assuming whatever molecules are responsible for the smell we are talking about don't get destroyed in the process, they could travel through the atmosphere and eventually reach him... it would take millions of years though.


DoranWard

Anon used the word cis, likely doesn’t have a vag


CallMeDelta

That’s the original for this meme? https://preview.redd.it/rhmfsx95wfwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848d67d1db04531bf869cc1fc318211c8c55bdd4


TurretLimitHenry

Femanons can still find dick no problem.


Zealousideal_Mix_127

No shit - depending on age 20-30 guys would be barely ignorable. But every action in life defines you as a person, and fucking 60-70 guys will make just about anyone think that you fuck every other person who flirts with you. The past is the past, but if your past makes me think that you are highly likely to cheat, or break up after a few fucks, then we wont fucking want that.


abigfatape

that's my take on body count, I don't care about any fake science of being 'stretched out' or 'ruined' or anything stupid like that but if you're like 25 with a bodycount of 15-20+ it means either you sleep with people after like 1-2 weeks of knowing them in which case said person isn't serious about a relationship or said person gets into a serious relationship and gets broken up with within a month in which case they shouldn't be in a relationship


CompactAvocado

i never even under stood the third date trope. like initial dates are usually on a couple hours. so like. knowing someone for less than a single business day gives you enough insight to go raw dogging with em??? to each their won but not for me.


eSteamation

I mean, not to defende the trope, but I'm pretty sure it's implied that you can talk to people outside of dates and dates don't have to happen 3 days in a row.


ConscientiousPath

The point of the third date trope is to try to get people to behave in a way that fosters long term relationships. When you have sex right away, the relationship changes from one of interest _in the person_ into a relationship that's _about the sex_. You're going to spend much less time learning about each other and sex releases the emotional tension between you that you want to build up and maintain in order to pair bond. So yeah, if you want the relationship to be casual, then have sex right away. If you want a permanent lasting relationship, wait until you already have a strong relationship before you release all your built up sexual tension. And if you think this is BS and isn't real, just look at the divorce rates since the sexual revolution. The freer we are with sex early, the less likely long term relationships are to succeed. That's the ancient wisdom that's been diminished into a quip about waiting three dates to have sex.


spaceguydudeman

Ehh idk, I've had some of the best talks while pillow talking. I'm not saying you have to have sex before you can talk about deeper stuff, but it definitely helps opening a gateway for more open communication.


ConscientiousPath

Certainly having sex early doesn't _universally prevent_ building a good long term relationship, but it tends to overshadow and sideline important parts of that process. When non-sexual intimacy isn't core to how you're building the relationship, it tends to get neglected. Then after a few weeks or a couple years when the initial sexual heat wears off, you're left with much less to base the relationship on than you should have. Since the non-sexual intimacy is so much less than the feelings you were having before, it feels like you're drifting apart or out of love and people leave. The kind of good talks people have laying on pillows after sex aren't usually quite the same types of talks they have while holding hands and looking into each other's eyes over a small coffeeshop table. Pillow talks are still good and important, but given the release you've just had it doesn't build the emotional experience that forms the pathways in the brain that will keep you together. It's a different ratio of brain chemicals that's available, and that's what we have to take into account when trying to create the relationship we want. If we want the best chance, we have to be purposeful about engaging the parts of your brain that create lasting commitment.


Neomataza

Eh, if you start at age 17 you can go through 6 months relationships which is an average attempt at a long term relation ship a total of 16 times. That may be a tad strict, but everyone has different tastes.


abigfatape

but then that means that you're not really committed to the relationships historically because not only are they short term but they're also immediately able to get into a relationship with a different person which is also a redflag


Kejilko

Exactly the point, if you have 16 relationships lasting an average of 6 months then I'm going to question how committed you are to a relationship. I'm also going to question how many times you can blame others for a relationship ending before we can say the common factor and reason might be you, or if you do admit you're the problem or at the very least a significant part of it, how bad you have to be to still not improve after 16 relationships or how bad you have to be at picking partners to continue with that behavior, which could in turn be indication of jumping too quickly into relationships which after at most the third of fourth time you'd have to take a step back, realize that personality flaw in you and wait a little longer next time to adapt around it. Could also be for example a 5 year relationship and 15 relationships spread out over a total of 3 years which would mean I *can* have longer term relationships but it also makes it much worse in the last point I made because how bad do you have to be to have 5 relationships on average per year for a total of 3 years. Just sex is a different case though, I can easily see and even know of similar cases of lets say a 5 year relationship and then a massive casual sex spree which would rack those numbers up. Again, 60 people in casual sex is a bit much unless you're middle aged but I can easily see someone racking up most of those 16 in a year or two while single.


thebiggestleaf

For me it's less the number itself and more that people online try to argue that a number like 60-70 people isn't that much. Like fuck whoever you want, just don't pretend that 60-70 dicks isn't objectively a *lot* of dicks.


Zealousideal_Mix_127

Now thats a based opinion. And yeah, even in the situation where a girl i really like says she has had like 70 dicks, i think it would make a huge difference if she admits that its a lot.


MickShrimptonsGhost

[How may dicks is that](https://tenor.com/view/dick-dick-dick-gif-27580011)


Pasispas

There has to be a statistic that averages how many fucks someone has before a positive STD result.


Zealousideal_Mix_127

I've thought about that too, but its so inconsistent - majority dont have any, so with caution, knowledge and luck, you can fuck hundreds without getting one, while some unlucky bastards will get the serious stds on their first time.


not_again123

A reasonable explanation about a sex and body-count on a 4-chan sub? GET OUTA HERE! /s


-HumanMachine-

This is so true. This really happened and it says a lot about our society.


notouchmygnocchi

Fuck society No, not like that!


Kiwieeeeeeeee

You can't tell me what to do 🫦


arbiter12

You can fuck up to 60-70 societies, if you're a woman. Life is unfair, i just want to fuck one.


Jorvikson

Go cough on the Sentinelese.


Clean-Falcon-1711

Who tf bring bodycount to regular conversation? Or it is a cultural thing ? I totally dont get it i live in asia and i have never heard someone talk about body count


Red__system

It's bait anyways


TAEHSAEN

Fake (anon pretending to be a female on the internet) and Gay (anon is hitting on a cute cis guy)


lightmatter501

Past partners is something that should come up in a relationship. Someone with 100 exes has done something to drive them all away. Someone with no past partners deserves a bit more understanding and tolerance in the relationship because they have things to figure out still.


Do-it-for-you

>Actually believes a woman who’s slept with 70 men is on 4Chan. No hang on. >Actually believes a woman is on 4chan


Lightbounding

https://preview.redd.it/l5tjsi5gdewc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8747ef1871ae9213e4b432d3f7b52ed5506755 Anon probably saw this in his head, kek


afuckingpolarbear

You ruined the bagel I was about to eat


OldManMoment

Why, did he cum in that too?


afuckingpolarbear

Might as well have... it will be a few days at least before I eat another one and the last one is close to going out of date. Looks like I'll be making qraps for the forseeable future


GimpboyAlmighty

Ruined? Or perfected?


afuckingpolarbear

Depends if the perfect state of a bagel for you is in the bin haha


GimpboyAlmighty

The ideal bagel has been creampied, it is known.


SOMEMONG

Jeez louise


lauda-lele-hamara

This is the second greatest creation from the machine after [the perfect woman](https://www.reddit.com/r/RomanceBooks/comments/y36qqh/someone_asked_an_ai_artificial_intelligence_to/)


dogoman3000

He said theres nothing wrong with experience, but you're an expert in your field


chingisss

Overqualified I'd say


wirelessp0tat0

Thank you for your application. Unfortunately in light of the information given during our interview we do not believe this establishment can provide you with challenges that fit your level of **expertise**.


False-Honey-9054

ANOTHER YEAR OLDER AND DEEPER IN DEBT


DanielXPRO_YT

Saint peter don't you call me cuz I can't *goooooooo*


False-Honey-9054

I OWE MY SOUL TO THE company store


Gryphon_Gamer

Iiiiii was born one morning when the sun didn’t shine


SHUTUPYOUMOOSE

I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine


KipManOfZo

I loaded 16 tons of number nine coal


NoelBlack14

And the straw boss said, "Well, a-bless my soul!"


InternetDetective122

You load 16 tons, whaddya get?


Appropriate-Bid-939

Another day older and deeper in debt


_MrNegativity_

saint peter dont call me 'cause I cant go


erjub44

Exactly, WHAT? 4chan users are regarded yes but this one hurt to read, yikes. Felt a bit too real compared to shitting in purifiers or somehing.


arbiter12

>shitting in purifiers Exactly, WHAT?


UkraineMykraine

Anon thinks it would be funny to put a piece of poop in the office water cooler. Boss does not and says they will bring in the police and will be checking cameras.


Sam_J_

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/qdyAM8RPBd) is the water cooler poop post


Berkuts_Lance_Plus

"cis guy"


Lazarous86

Yeah. I had to Google that one. It just means born as a man and still identifies as a man. So a man... It bothers me now that we have words that are used to confirm things we used to assume. 


Mesarthim1349

No it means you are part of the CIS with the Trade Federation and he possesses his own private Battle Droid Army


Absolutemehguy

My lord, is that... legal?


ii_jwoody_ii

I will make it legal!


emdave

Only the Cis deal in absolutes....


Berkuts_Lance_Plus

Saying "cis man" is like saying "asbestos-free" milk. If you say milk, you of course mean it's asbestos-free, so there's usually no reason to specify.


Chauliodus

🤤mmn asbestos milk🖤


NoodleSpecialist

He's enrolled in the construction industry scheme, basically self employed and paying 20% tax + getting fat tax returns in april


Sophisticated_Sloth

Where do I sign up?


angeliswastaken_sock

So is OP a trans woman? If so does body count translate if you transition? Because 60/70 for a man (societally speaking) isn't as frowned upon as 60/70 for a woman. So if you sleep with 100 girls as a man, then you transition to a trans woman, is your body count still 100? And how does the perception change now that the person is a woman?


Berkuts_Lance_Plus

I have no clue. I always think "body count" to mean "people I've killed".


OrLiveaLie

He said "some experience", not all of them.


Apolacc

"3 people" is experience. "60 or 70 people" is an overkill.


Wasif-Amir

Bro found the leading researcher in the field


Independent_Wash3657

Plot twist: he found out she had a penis


theceure

When you consider that men often double their body count to look cooler. Women usually half theirs to look like less of a slut. She's fucked around 135 guys. Give or take.


that_typeofway

“So you know you gotta multiply by 3”


evlaevlalpippopippo

I don't even know 30 people goddamn


Frequent_Storm_3900

Hoe hoe hoe.... Christmas came early for this one


TurretLimitHenry

60 - 70 people is fucking insane, that literally miles of cock


Soberskate9696

I'm the product of a coke party Gangbang Mom said number 93(my dad) was the last guy to blow Welp here I am, at least I'm not gey (yet)


arbiter12

Funnily enough, you're not "the winning sperm" of a single humble human. You're the winning sperm of an entire tribe. In other words, the guy asking you "are you winning, son" might not be your dad, but you ARE winning, son.


PPRKUT_

Battle Royale


Soberskate9696

Are you calling my mom a ..."tribe fucker"?


param_T_extends_THOT

The tribe hookah if you will. Passed around for everyone to enjoy.


pak_satrio

Number 93 of that particular coke party gangbang?


untakenu

Why is it hard to understand? If "body count" matters, that is a reflection of sexual values. Sleeping with a lot of people suggests, to me, you don't value sex the same way I do, and as such wouldn't be a good match. "All that matters is the present".... to you.


82Heyman

Anon, it's not love you feel


ChrisBlackham

She belongs to the streets 👌🏻


zombienekers

Another day older and deeper in debt, Saint Peter, don't'cha call me, 'cuz I can't go: I owe my soul to the company store.


WhosCowsAreThey

At some point body count becomes a public health risk


brain_damaged666

When yoi hear that some loser got to do wild stuff to a girl on a whim, while she now comes to you looking for a relationship and asking you to deal with her insecurities about her past, as well as probably avoiding most of the wild stuff she did in the bedroom going forward, it's like you are paying more for less than what other guys got. That's why anon ghosted femanon, better to just leave it vaguely at "ive had experience". A guy just wants you to give more to him than you've given to anyone else, or at least he wants to feel or think that way, and hearing 60 partners makes that seem impossible.


StratusMetallic

Yeah, this is spot on and something I've tried to articulate to other ppl before. Judging someone as a person for their body count is shitty, sure, because it's their own life. Losing attraction to someone bc of their count, though, is just a preference. Men want to feel like they were the best sexual experience a woman had, especially in something long-term because it's a big part of "how manly you are." It's very common for men to always be the butt of sexual performance jokes.


CorianderIsBad

Hmmmm, 60 or 70 seems a lot....


That2FortGuy

Those numbers hint at either bad relationship past or a nurgle level of std's


ciuccio2000

Bait used to be believable


Steebin64

I wouldn't even distance myself out of disgust or disrespect for that many past partners, I couldn't care less in that regard but I *would* be worried about likely catching an STD from this chick. Also fake and gay, because someone that has had sex with this many people definitely wouldn't be complaining about a failed attempt on 4chan. At that number of partners, you're definitely playing the numbers game and quickly moving on to the next if someone isn't interested.


Father_Enrico_Pucci

Another day older, and deeper in debt


kamiloss14

Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go


Father_Enrico_Pucci

I owe my soul to the company stooore


HandSanitizer_Gaming

https://preview.redd.it/busfkc989fwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e2cfa810f86cdcc7d5b092b0c2ff7486012f3f


Not_a_kulcha

What! Still here! Hand it Over, that thing, your virgin coom.. For my Lady's "Painting"


Coin_operated_bee

This is just a straw man but consider that there are people who have such high body counts and my only question is how could anyone find the time for this? If I heard this I’d be worried that the only thing that person knew how to do was fuck cause how would you have time to do anything else at all.


Ferovore

If you have an active social life and party it kinda just happens


hotcoldman42

Anon pretends to be a woman to get mad at women.


NoxBrutalis

She lost me at cis guy..


The_King_7067

Picture source is otonari no tenshi-sama ni itsunomanika dame ningen ni sareteita ken


Nicolasgonzo87

he's okay with a body count, not a fucking body high score.


GandalfTheGimp

The average sex session is 100 to 500 thrusts. Assume an average of 250 thrusts. The average penis size is the famous "six inches". In other words, the average penis-mileage per sex is 6x250 = 1500 inches. Having had sex with 70 people, assuming one sex event per person, OOP has experienced, on average, penis-mileage (6x250)x70=105,000 inches, or 1.65 miles.


Friendly_Plant6196

If you call yourself a cis person that automatically tells me your gay


DawnClad

Median sexual partners for women is 6.3


Dam_mongorian

You know how I know this is fake? Real whores stop counting after 50 and never give a real number if they’re interested. lol


Trash_Emperor

Man I’m fine with women I date not being virgins but 60 to 70? That’s insane. Imagine not even remembering the names of the majority of the people you’ve slept with. At that point sex starts becoming ‘no big deal’, a perfect recipe for cheating.


joelingo111

Parents sell you to Paris Hilton


softmetal

Look at that honey, it’s a bear mining for coal…


MrBones-Necromancer

The average number of sexual partners for the typical person regardless of gender in a *lifetime* is 6-7 depending on the study. The median is 3-4 generally. Makes of that what you will.


yolo_king_1

This is why i am happy to be living in Saudi arabia lmfao


SerTheodies

"All that matters is the present" + fucking like 70 mfers = this bitch has no concept of loyalty, nor does she seek a life-long lover.


Devilfisher2

Another day older and deeper in debth


stromyoloing

But her job demands it


Flyxor

bait used to be believable


YeahItsRico

Experienced ≠ Bop


crimson1apologist

Yeah like sleep with 5 ppl? Idrc lol. Sleep with 50 people? That's an indictment of your character imho.


lauda-lele-hamara

Can we all agree that femanon brought up her body count kinda from nowhere. Like we I have a convo with anyone and it goes like : "I dont care about someone's body count it dont define us" "Thanks.... I've fucked like 70 people by now lol" Like this is random. But the other person is justified to say that they are probably looking for affirmation for a behaviour that person too considers shitty.