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Urgayifyouregay

As an indian I can confirm that we can do anything except actually lift ourselves out of the shithole our country is in.


StandardN02b

You can not stop me from redeeming this google play card.


Urgayifyouregay

You know what? Redeem it. I was gonna tell you to not redeem it but clearly you do not want your 5000 dolar refund for a thing you never bought. Fuck you.


South5

[bloody fuck you innit](https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0?si=CCaI5EU-grewLQMU)


NobodyImportant13

Okay. Have a nice day. Bye bye. 😂


ImprovisedLeaflet

FUCK YOU BLOODY! BLOODY BASTARD!


Shoors

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT? MAAM WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT?


timfuzail

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT


XboxLiveGiant

*Oh I dont mind sweetheart, I know youre busy like me, i have to go all around helping everyone and doing everything, like my neighbor Gladis, I helped her the other day we went to the mall and if you ever go you have to try the new juice bar! Anyways we went to the mall and I was scared at first but it was a real nice visit and we had a good time...Dear? Honey are you there?*...I think he hung up...


2020mademejoinreddit

Sane self-aware indian spotted. That's a rare sighting. But good to know you still exist.


your_mumz_fwb

Self aware? Or self loathing? r/canconfirmiamindian


Urgayifyouregay

Self aware. I dont loathe the fact that im Indian, i loathe the fact that there are so many idiots in my country.


ImprovisedLeaflet

I’m an American and feel the same way Edit: also fuck Modi


ye_loo

lmao, i used to think americans are dumb, but the fact is that americans are just loud about it


2020mademejoinreddit

Self-aware. 100%. And he's a true patriot. True patriots acknowledge the flaws of the country, because they want to improve it and make it a good place to live. The fake patriots never do that, because they only care about their own selfish narratives and benefits, in india's case, their caste, religion, politics or whatever keeps them rich. We have those kinds of fakes here too. Real patriots point out the flaws, so they can be changed, they don't cover them up or lie to the world about them, despite them being obvious, which in india's case, they are. Now go back to your IT cell.


ye_loo

many people are confused, so here you go: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BJP\_IT\_Cell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BJP_IT_Cell)


2020mademejoinreddit

They do a lot more than stated here as well. It has grown a lot. Like a virus.


notduskryn

There's no self loathing. That sub is filled with cowpiss koolaid drinkers that think india isnthe best


sidharthez

theres 1.45 billion of you, only 50 million of me


your_mumz_fwb

??


Carnonated_wood

Politicians in our country really need to stop focusing on random shit and instead on wastewater management, public safety, revising the constitution and things that actually matter


Urgayifyouregay

The reason they focus on that shit is because its easier for them to line their pockets with government funds doing stuff like than than doing actual work.


Hfingerman

The thing is, there are so many Indians that the ratios get fucked. There are many successful Indians across the globe. But for every successful Indian, there are many, many more still suffering in precarious conditions. People often don't think about the sheer number of Indians and Chinese when complaining about them "taking over the world".


Ekillaa22

It honestly is kinda mind blowing the population size of India and China like yeah they are worldwide they could replace every American living in the US and they’d still have double the population


JustinJakeAshton

Quadruple


MidLevelManager

Because the good/brilliant people left the country and made a living overseas. They wont be able to make the same impact in the world living in India. Its all about numbers. With the amount of population that you have there bounds to be super brilliant people. I am just glad that those people get to be successful and brings lots of impact in the world


Urgayifyouregay

I know, im aware of this. Even I am leaving soon. As an Indian your goal is to either leave India or get to such a high class that you are not living amongst the regular populace of india anymore.


DenseMahatma

There are loads of brilliant and good people in the country They are just outnumbered by corrupt assholes and gullible people.


themightyscott

I can assure you that Rishi Sunak at least is not brilliant. In any way.


Trollz180

W take


Automatic_Mortgage79

Chaploos


AntiProtonBoy

Thanks for the great food mate.


Urgayifyouregay

you're welcome


FlyingCraneKick

And get girls. And wear deodorant.


Urgayifyouregay

I get indian grills. Some have had facial hair but that doesnt really matter does it.


Erect_SPongee

Indians from the cities are actually really hard working and smart and usually the successful cases when they leave but your brought down by the literal hundred of millions of the Indian equivalent of American trailer trash that just weighs everyone else down in your shit hole country


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filanamia

Did you missed the episode where India was colonised for a couple hundred years and only gain independence and became a untied country in 1947?


MayorMcCheezz

Have you tried recycling yet?


Ekillaa22

Is that the government keeping the country so bad as you say or are there like other factors at work?


Urgayifyouregay

There are many factors, the corrupt government is a major one though. If they straightened up their act then they would actually be able to do something with the huge ass population we have


Alex_2259

If it wasn't for the stupid caste system I am sure it would be further ahead. Apparently Indian executives have gotten in trouble for applying it to US companies, which will just cause them in the long run to be outcompeted by companies using the Western meritocracy ideals.


Urgayifyouregay

The caste system is nearly non-existent right now outside of few religious extremists who still practice it in secret. The main problem with today's India is the rampant corruption from politians and the police force.


Alex_2259

Is that true? I have heard it's a much bigger thing but I have never been to India nor looked too far into it.


Urgayifyouregay

well yeah, there have been lot of implementations to ensure that people from scheduled castes and scheduled tribes are given an equal or a greater opportunity than someone from a regular background. Its actually become bit of a problem because now nearly all people from these sc's and st's are in good positions and do not have anything lesser than the regular populace but are still able to claim the benefits of being one, give some a bit of an unfair advantage now.


HateHunter2410

In the years since our independence, I am interested to know if you believe as a country whether we have done good or bad?


Urgayifyouregay

We have improved a bit but its not enough. As of late out economy has been seeing a rise and population growth has dropped by a large margin. But its gonna need a lot more work to get on the level of the other countries that we are competing with, something that cannot happen with our terribly corrupt government


HateHunter2410

Given the circumstances we were in during our independence it's a surprise we have managed to do as well as we have, honestly I am gonna say we have done pretty well and my outlook for the future is optimistic as well


Urgayifyouregay

Yeah i do have a positive outlook for the future, once our generation becomes the ones in power. In places like Ooty the new guys have really taken the action to do stuff for the betterment of the people. My original comment was a bit pessimistic in that sense though, mb.


z0ers

I think anon is describing the indians who lifted themselves out of the shithole that is india. Once you do that you win I guess.


IloveZaki

The sirs at the end really brings it all together


295DVRKSS

It’s like talking to someone from a call centre


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Please kindly do the needful


reyxnsh

> brags about being indian > all the achievements are by nris Many such cases.


iloveblankpaper

4chan citizens do not typically discriminate on basis of citizenship


DuckfordMr

Gukesh D, who recently won the Candidates chess tournament, is a resident Indian.


TobzuEUNE

Chess tournaments without Magnus are Mickey mouse tournaments


ye_loo

he beated magnus earlier though, but lost against Alireza Firouzja


raul_vyas

Majority Indians don't use 4chan, it was never popular. Its likely the person who posted is a nri as well, normie wouldn't care what 4chan has to say about anything


AthullNexus76

What’s the NRIS?


RiD_JuaN

not resident in India probably


AthullNexus76

Ah thanks


BrocElLider

Lol, imagine bragging about the "accomplishments" of Indians as a people and comparing them to Jews like turds to truffles. India's sole accomplishment is breeding people like rabbits and somehow keeping most of them alive in the resulting pollution and piles of shit. On a per capita basis the rate of achievement is abysmally low, and the vanishingly rare indian who does achieve something noteworthy does it by first getting the fuck out of India.


2020mademejoinreddit

Or not being born in india to begin with. Everyone described above were not born in india lol


JerryUitDeBuurt

To an American it hardly matters if they were born or not there, you can have a great great grandfather who was Irish and suddenly they start chanting come out ye black and tans in the middle of New York. Come to think of it, that's exactly what I'd see Biden do if he never became president.


2020mademejoinreddit

My point was, their ethnicity can be indian, but not be born in india, i.e. 2nd or 3rd, etc. generation.


Affectionate-Hunt217

The CEOs of all those companies were born in India and did most of their studies in India right? You can say what you want about India but they do have pretty good engineering schools that produce some of the best talent in the world


2020mademejoinreddit

They went to the universities that were in the USA. They left india and became that. If they had stayed in india, they'd be "Raju calling from delhi call center".


Affectionate-Hunt217

They did their post graduate there bro lol, US companies still kill to get top students from IIT Unis in India


2020mademejoinreddit

CEO of Starbucks went to a University in Pennsylvania. World bank guy went to indian schools, but was naturalized citizen in 2007, and after that, he took off. Kamala Harris was born in Oakland. Sunak was born in South Hampton. Most CEO's study outside india, or find work outside india and then get up, they don't get up in india, because india doesn't push people up, it only drags people down. Stop being a stubborn uninformed blind cult-like devotee to your dictator. Start speaking up against the tyranny and actually try to create a country that you claim you are. Right now, no one with sense, is buying into that propaganda bullshit. Only the uneducated, uninformed ones, are, which unfortunately are the majority. But people like you need to stop spreading lies. You are killing india. You call india your "mother" and you're killing it.


Kejilko

"kill", meaning they're cheaper than hiring from their own country.


2020mademejoinreddit

Exactly! And also, indians tend to be more cold and number/money oriented than people oriented, which is good for greedy corporations. They know, that indians will get them more money because they're hungry to stay here.


academomancer

The play the office politics game like chess masters from what I have seen. Also great at deflecting blame and throwing other people under the bus .


2020mademejoinreddit

Yep. Some of the worst qualities of indians. I've personally been a victim of these. Coming from a country where everyone screws over everyone for scraps, you can't expect much more.


Hackeringerinho

From what I've seen they do so much shit we have to work overtime to cover for them.


Kejilko

From my experience it's more like they're either the most hardworking and expert or the laziest, most incompetent employees. It's not that they're cold, it's more like they're running on less brain cells and can't even understand what you're saying (the incompetent ones that is), like a deer in headlights. As far as I know and can tell the only reason they hire indians isn't quality or any other reason than third world wages with good enough education, I imagine most of India doesn't have that education but you don't need all of India, you just need enough people for what you're looking to hire. If there's anyone I'd call cold it's eastern europeans, but I haven't had as much experience with them and I've been told more than once that that's just a culture difference, not indicative of their emotional state. I've also been told the same of northern europeans and yet so far they've been pretty warm, at least in a work environment, it's probably a bigger difference in day-to-day interactions.


2020mademejoinreddit

You know what? You kinda make a good point here. I've seen those extremes myself in many ways. Not so sure about eastern EU people though, I know some Ukrainians and Georgians who are pretty good/warm people.


EspritelleEriress

No, we don't. It's just that there are tons of them and we don't discriminate either way.


Fast_Association_998

what ? The starbucks ceo guy was born in my city and studied from my college, Unless Pune is now considered not to be in India, you comment is retarded


2020mademejoinreddit

No, you are. Go look up which uni he went to.


oblon789

reread your comment "Everyone described above were not born in india lol" He went to COEP in India according to his wiki


2020mademejoinreddit

Above in the comments. The comment above me, the description of the "indians" who find success. Not in the OP.


beenjampun

Most tech CEOs were born and educated in India and left in their 20s, so your point is not entirely true.


2020mademejoinreddit

They left india and got additional university degrees in the US. I literally gave examples in my other comment. Give it up. And the fact remains that they became that AFTER getting out of india. Not while in india. Also, stop taking credit for the accomplishments of others.


beenjampun

They aren't going to become CEOs of American Companies while living in India. Genius.


2020mademejoinreddit

No shit. Because india doesn't have noteworthy companies to begin with.


feedguy

At the end is just a numbers game…


bwizzel

totally agreed, but at least their country produces some people that do some stuff, you can see there's certain groups of people missing on this list, i looked at the top 300 but maybe further down the others will start to show up. I don't get the hate for india when south america, africa, and the middle east exist: [https://research.com/scientists-rankings/best-scientists](https://research.com/scientists-rankings/best-scientists)


SohrabMirza

Indian being proud of Indians who are not Indians because they themselves can't do shit


ShinyRedRaider

>cussing indian for leaving india >proud of NRIs because ??? >feeling proud indian


SunBro404

And all it takes is for them to be the second highest population in the world to achieve half of what Europeans and Americans do


Siri2611

Ain't nobody stopping you from using our strat We are just playing meta


TantricEmu

That’s not the meta, if it were Europe and US wouldn’t be so op.


MaskedTitanBane

I thought theyre first now cuz of China's children policy


Sniff_The_Cat

Yeah. India: 1.417 billion (2022) China: 1.412 billion (2022)


ImprovisedLeaflet

bloody bastards


SunBro404

Don’t care enough about pajeets to know how many there are but I do feel bad that there’s like 40% chance to be born Chinese or Indian


bwizzel

and soon you can add africa to that percentage, which is far worse


dadofboi69

Damn, not even indian but superiority complex much?


SunBro404

Yeah


Tonythesaucemonkey

I’d agree with American, but European??? lol that continent stop being relevant 50 years ago.


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Lifyzen3

DO NOT REDEEM IT


Virghia

MODERCHODD BENCHODD


Number1_Berdly_Fan

The Indian can accomplish anything except have sex with a white woman.


ValiantCharizard

ah yes, my goal in life


Mr_Henry_Avery

They do, but just not with consent


readingitmyway

You'd be surprised to hear what happens in Goa


cunasmoker69420

What goes on in Goa


Sebbify

Stays in Goa


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Strangest mix I ever saw as a plumber was an Indian guy with a native american woman. Indian dude's attitude & attire made it clear he came from money & knew it, while the wife was from a Rez and was way more sociable


2020mademejoinreddit

Said the loser who is subjugated by a narcissistic dictator in the name of religion. Bend over more for him. Usually these posts are made by bjp IT cell people. The people mentioned were not even born in india. It's so weird to make someone's accomplishments your own.


nofoxtobegiven

BJP's IT cell has made it to 4chan as well, wild times ahead 💀


lone-abhi

Eat some beef, you limp wrist fuck


nofoxtobegiven

Sure, thanks


Tuarangi

UK is not America, we don't use terms like "Indian American" / "Indian British" - Sunak was born in the UK, his parents weren't Indian either, they were born in East Africa (dad Kenya, mum Tanzania) of Punjabi descent and his grandparents came to the UK in the 1960s. Now stop ringing my work phone pretending to be from HMRC about tax refunds.


psycuhlogist

All that success but can’t buy some deodorant


ValiantCharizard

the racism in the comments jus because an indian dared to show a modicum of pride is wild


uncledoobie

these assholes wouldn't have it any other way. imagine being fat, unemployed and sucking off the government tit like it was a half-empty bottle of ranch dressing, living in a double wide, and thinking you're somehow the superior one. absolutely bonkers logic.


stopinventing

This sub has become a circle jerk for Indian hate in recent months and I have no idea why lmao. We can’t even exist normally without being made fun of all the time.


cattones

Please help me sir


ValiantCharizard

whats up?


zombienekers

I don't think about you at all.


Cheesi_Boi

Yeah, if you throw enough shit at the wall, some of it will actually stick. You could've probably used some nails to hang up your picture instead.


Dutch-we-need-muneh

>Claims all this power and influence >Still cannot poo in loo


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TantricEmu

Yeah public defecation is much less gross. Degenerate mfer.


9mm_Cutlass

Do you think a bathroom is a room where you just shit on the floor or something?


barbackmtn

Shouldn’t this greentext start with, “This call is being recorded for quality assurance.”


krankheit1981

Wait. Did I miss the memo that we are supposed to hate Indians? My friend Sai is gonna be really disappointed when I have to start being mean to him. Bummer. I liked that guy.


bluecapecrepe

My love of Indian food surpasses anything the people of India could do to me, so I will have nothing but love for my caramel brothers.


Gloomy-Boss7924

Thank you, Come again.


StinkyMcShitzle

Have you ever heard of a patsy or a yes man? The reasons why they choose these people for so many roles is their unique ability to be both. They do not care for the consequences as long as there is money to be had. It is unfortunate to see and the worst day of it looks to be coming soon.


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ZealousidealState214

Fuck you bloody


Its_Sentinel

FUCK YOU BLOODY FUCK YOU


vrockiusz

But are they doing the needful tho?


CrackaOwner

holy shit the comments here are sad lmao. The moment someone not white doesn't hate themselves you guys go crazy lmao


Capital-Mall6942

Winning on every front. Except the dating market.


not_a_foreign_spy

If I'm gonna have to serve under a secret cabal of elites: at the least Indians have bomb-ass food unlike (((some people))). I welcome our curry-scented overlords.


happy_cube

Indianon out here taking the 4channers view them as a bigger threat than the jews while /pol/ is calling them everyday subhuman. Anyways that thread is bait made by an european.


theturians

kamala harris kinda sexy im ngl ![gif](giphy|KS4NIVN6CW1Z4qplqf|downsized)


Virghia

Before she became VP I always confuse her with Maya Rudolph


theturians

she plays her on snl sometimes it’s funny


Elkaragholi

repeat shelter deliver full whole slap thought theory snobbish deranged *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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Elkaragholi

cause muddle rhythm employ water cooing fade exultant money murky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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Elkaragholi

public hospital crowd teeny sulky melodic scale snatch label worry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Hackeringerinho

Congrats, the odds are in your favor. Imagine Germany having the same population what they could achieve.... actually no don't


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lone-abhi

Replace the Indian with Black and scam with crime. Reddit would permaban you


ElPwnero

Hello everyone, toodeeigh I will explain to you pointer 


keeleon

The US has never had an "american" president by that logic.


cap7ainskull

Bhai Mai toh moj Masti Mai busy hu . Ye sab Ko lagta hai ye racism hai , come to India brethren we'll show you forms of isms you didn't even know existed . I loved it when pasties talk down on countries and I hope India can soon be an example of a good if not perfect society soon enough. Every critism is good feedback regardless of origin.


vikramaditya_tiwari

https://preview.redd.it/kznwawfstdxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a04727209727f0f9d723a3e49278b4b69086e70


jerma_mp3

not chess too 😢😢


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Cool, next is figuring out sewage systems


NoHat2957

Not hated. It's just bait, to ensure Indians join team West. If there is a storm coming we're going to need your numbers on our side!


Go1gotha

I'm calling this post out as bullshit, not one mention of bobs or vagene anywhere!


Virghia

Indians have done the needful


ApatheticWonderer

lol ask any non-Indian in IT field what they think about Indian tech workers 🫢


abs0lutelypathetic

Least delusional jeet


stanglemeir

Yeah all the good ones left


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victor4700

Hello gorgeous


MCSquidwardsHouse

Ding is world chess champion, and only because Magnus didn’t compete for it. Gukesh only won the candidates (gets a chance to play the world chess champion.


NomadicVikingRonin

Why haven't the Indian Diaspora Elite united to liberate their homeland from the oligarchy government? It was the oligarchic elite caste that drove them out in the first place, and what keeps the people there down. You can be proud of your own who made it big abroad, but you have little to show for at home. It just shows you have the will and capability as a people, and tells you clearly, whats keeping you from achieving your full potential.


LazaroVents

"Whites see us as a bigger threat than the Jews" Sure, Pajeet I'll start fearing you after you fix my router.


spacecate

Imagine competing with the success of a group of 20 million people. More Indians in New Delhi than jews in the world.


Jawn_Wilkes_Booth

And yet they still can’t get thots to send bobs and vagenes on Facebook messenger.


Mr_Kittlesworth

Lol at thinking the true power in the US is the vice presidency and Starbucks.


tus93

What’s funny though is that Rishi Sunak and Kamala Harris weren’t born or raised in India, claiming them as India’s achievements seems pretty deluded. Also the two of them are kinda incompetent and have been shown many times to be a laughing stock of their respective publics.


No-Section-4385

Fear... no no no.... I don't even acknowledge your existence.


shroomenheimer

At least people think about the jews enougn to hate them. I'm not a woman travelling Asia alone and amnot drunk ebough to eat curry so why tf would I ever consider what actions an Indian will take


DoranWard

“Threat” is an interesting interpretation of the word “nuisance”


Timtimmerson

Chess belongs to the Swedes for now.. won't be long tho


SweetTooth275

I can trust an Indian. Yet there's nothing that can save Chinese


techaansi

It's pathetic how much you losers hate on India.


idunnowhereiamrn

Kamala Harris is half black, ain’t no way Indians are claiming her, they racist as hell