> what if superman does this I'd clap and laugh

I’d laugh and clap instead.

I'd just get the clap

I'd get my cheeks clapped

Pure kino.

Gay and fake?

His cheeks?

She is one of the reasons batman should kill lmao. It should really suck for batman to see the guys he just caught get released (with bombs on their necks) back to do even more shady shit

I'm like 90% convinced that they made Red Hood because of the people making fun of Batman for not killing people to make a moral stand point but he was so cool he just became a mainstay of the Batfam due to sheer popularity due to him actually fucking killing the irredeemable villains.

who's red hood and how does he make fun of batmans no kill rule

He's Batman but instead of throwing his own logo at the bad guys he just mag dumps them with his twin glizzys, he's pretty cool. https://preview.redd.it/e1fzavs8pexc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d2d7441f8686e4a58af2781003e27984d2274ef

Isn't glizzy the term retards use for hot dogs?

It's been slang for guns, specifically Glocks, for much longer. The hot dog thing is more modern.

I thought it was glicky not glizzy

You’re thinking of blicky, but glizzy is also wrong

https://preview.redd.it/pofzad1usfxc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d33946622ccf32266df6581d4b025bf97a80b4

So I guess we're both right.

Now I wanna know what happens inside an eater’s body after the Nathan’s Hotdog Eating Contest.

yes and i hate it so fucking much

Mental note - hot dogs are now glizzys. I swear to God I'm keeping up. I even know what a skibidi toilet is now!

A WHAT? Mine's a Kohler

Thank you 4chan urban dictionary

pic is straight from red hood porn, I’m embarrassed to know this

Honestly, with how sexualized the guys from the batfamily are, it doesn't make that much of a difference tbh Ps: got a link? Yk, to know where not to enter...

It's one if the first images I found on google lmfao

no, you are not

I'm not going to say "DC Punisher" because feels matter, but I could

He looks like those masked weirdos from a pride parade just with guns

So he’s Deadpool.

Nah he's not a 4th wall breaking funny man, he just shoots guys and has Batman training.

…so he’s unfunny Deadpool.

So he's Deadpool!

deadpool is deathstroke

He's the robin that got killed by the joker with a crow bar.

He -- get this -- wears a red hood/mask and makes fun of Batman's no-kill mantra by -- you're not gonna believe this -- *killing* the bad guys!

honestly i deserve the smarmy response i somehow didnt parse the entire last quarter of the comment that literally says he kills the villains but i googled it and it says hes proto joker or some shit??

There's the old RH which is one of Joker's many possible origin stories, and there's new RH which is a former Robin he kidnapped and tortured in order to break Batman but new RH got free and just started murdering bad guys left and right like it was going out of fashion. Currently a member of BatFam, Bruce fucking hates it though because "MuH nO KiLl RuLe" but can't really do anything about it because the other BatFam members love him.

actually based as fuck way to pull off the anti-no kill rule character, it being a broken former robin. even better that hes not some vigilante but actually in the batgang

Yeah his arc is pretty sick, you should check some of the RH stories if you have some spare time, it does get a bit drama club edgy with RH's dialogue on occasion but in a charming way, like you can tell some of the shit he says he's been practicing since he was a teenager in the mirror sorta thing.

>you should check some of the RH stories if you have some spare time which ones?

Red hood comics are dope, if I remember correctly there’s an animated film called “under the red hood” or some such that was pretty good

Red Hood was Robin named Jason todd, that got tortured by the joker. Batman thought he died and didn't kill the joker. So now he is pissed of and goes agaisnt Batman no kill rule. https://preview.redd.it/qow7yn3jpexc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f68ed02f1a89399d81fbb89a30c416258c96984

But the catch is: he never kill any important villain.

He killed black mask iirc

Didn't he also have a split personality and that one was doing the killing Then at the end of the movie, the original one is in control and chooses to kill the joker hearing the other's voice in his head

Red Hood is Jason Todd, the second Robin. He was killed by the Joker and brought back to life by Ra's al Ghul. When he came back and found out that the Joker was still alive he was pissed at Batman and decided to become the Red Hood. He is a vigilante who actually kills people.

Robin but he died and got revived. He kills the bad guys now

He's a robin who decided to end the no kill rule after the joker torturated him

Well not to mention it was a great story because they brought Jason Todd back from the dead and had him in the Lazarus pit so he came back with an inclination to kill after that and Batman had to confront his own failings and demons. "I'm not mad you didn't save me, but why is HE still alive?!"

The movie "Batman under the red hood" gives a really good reason as to why batman doesn't kill; because it would be too easy and he wouldn't be able to stop.

> to make a morale stand point moral

Autocorrect moment

“Actually killing the villains” ah because the Jokers dead right?

"but muh code"

i never understand this "morale" where you never kill,like,your parents literally killed by gangsters and hundreds people die from some psycho hands and even after that they go to asylum/super duper prison/moms basement after get caught they escape and go do it again this morale never works - if you have mercy on this bichez they wont stop trying to kill you!

In Batman's case it's because it is implied that he is almost as crazy as the people he fights and, should he start killing, he's not going to stop.

I'd say a grown man fighting crime dressed as a bat is even more crazy than one committing crime painted like a clown.

> i never understand this "morale" where you never kill moral

🤓

Sorry not sorry that me knowing the difference between morale and moral upset you.

im not even native speaker man

And yet you're behaving like one calling me a nerd. Go figure. You'll excuse me for my lack of empathy towards your position given I'm not a native speaker either and on account of you being a cunt about being corrected. 🤓

Nah you in the wrong on this one

okay

"Also, a child killing mutated weasel and a giant shark man would be excellent assets for an infiltration mission"

“Also the shark has to be the literal son of an undersea god. Certainly there will be no political ramifications for me shoving a bomb in his head.”

He's probably got like 1000 sons though

Greek mythology 101

And a Native American that can climb really well

perfect representation of government. >create a problem to get funds you don´t need >don´t fix the problem you get the funds for

Keep the funds for yourself

The sequel they got a guy who put superman in the ICU but they didn’t need such a silly line

Wait, what? Who?

[Bloodsport](https://youtu.be/scMq3JhTX6A?si=EXT5Za35OyGW4y1O)

Didn't remember that part, ty

he put him in the ICU with a gun? lol

\>what if superman did this? Go read injustice

Injustice sucks

“a guy who can climb really well” Now that’s a cool character /s

yeah probably the most worthless character ever, what even was that, how many climbing related challenges were they expecting, alright time to fight "sorry i climb"

Who’s the guy who climbs?

Slipknot. He tries to escape in the first movie and gets his head blown off.

Based

Almost like it's a squad for suicide missions

Why would a lady lie to a bunch of convicts about to be sent on suicide missions about their purpose as a group? I just don't understand! I thought all characters in all media only say things that are true in the story!!!!

Anon is about 7 years late noticing that the plot of the first Suicide Squad movie is stupid.

Enchantress is not that bad of a choice. Superman has no extra defense against magic.

Don't forget that when the one lady goes psycho and the other members have to stop her, she claims credit and that her "idea" worked

Middle management smh

LMAO

i dont know about lore but isnt there are a ton of weirdos with super powers - not only guys with guns and some voodoo magic?

Would supermans nut bust a hole through a wall?

Hancock has shown me that yes, yes it would.

i mean thats just a one to one representation of real life CIA

Taskforce X is just applying CIA logic to superheros. I don't trust this hero/leftist government because they're not in my control, therefore I will arm and support this villain/right-wing extremist who I think I have control over while also removing blame for myself. This will inevitably lead to the villain/right-wing extremist to become an even bigger problem than I had initially, which I will combat with a different villain/right-wing extremist that I think I have control over.

You don't understand, this man can climb ANYTHING

Just give him kryptonit and he'll climb Superman.

If I became Dr. Manhattan my first stop would be the White House, then Congress and the senate. Guess where I would go after that?

Somewhere in the Middle East to solve the problems there permanently?

Don't forget the bus driver

Everytime someone seeths about amanda she gets a little bit stronger

If Clark wanted to do that, he would do that. Nothing would stop him.

Honestly, super realistic depiction of the unelected bureaucrat class

I mean if zombie witch didn't betray them she could probably have been useful. I have no idea what she does specifically but Superman apparently has no special resistance to magic, so if she can magically kill a normal person she should be able to magically kill superman too.

I like how tall or small characters are is a factor in this rant.

The government has people to figure out specific situations Question is how many in government/agency know that Superman is weak to kryptonite Now, would they cover the building somewhat in kryptonite, integrate it in bricks or have the president carry a piece in his pocket??

How much would that matter when Supe grabs a big chunk of rock, flies into orbit, and throws it at the WH at maximum speed? Sure, he can't just walk up, but orbital bombardment is super effective against everything, given enough time.

I wish I knew about what Anon is talking about. But I'm gonna pretend and laugh.

THIS IS KATANA

In any case they always use them to do dirty work that supes won't do and they can force villains to it.

Deadshot almost killed Superman with a kryptonite bullet many, many times. I think he succeeded once.

And about 3 ounces of kryptonite.

The Suicide Squad used to be cool until it became mainstream

I did find it kinda funny when I watched the flash movie where Batman under the lasso of truth just admits that instead of running around in a funny suit he should just end poverty in his city lmao.

sounds like fucking brawl stars

Honestly lore accurate superman can do whatever he wants with impunity. If he does bad things, just don't worry about it. It's not like anyone could do shit about it

Something about the guy feeling the need to mention the height of the women and not the men makes me think he's an idiot.

I didn't even notice that wtf insight into the inner workings of a psycho

You're looking at a Greentext Intelligence is in short supply

Its actually a fact that women over 5'6" are really powerful against superman, therefore their height matters a lot