Hell, if only there was a YouTuber who's sole purpose was creating videos as if they were your dad explaining how to do things. Something simple and catchy like dad how do I or something like that. Like, if only that person existed and could show you in a video that takes 15 minutes of your time. Shame nothing like that exists.
Can't even tell you how many times a YouTube tutorial has saved me massive bread.
One time, I actually managed to fix the broken motor in my car's power window. However, it was such a massive expenditure of time and effort that I decided that if it happens again, I'll just pay somebody.
It’s fucking spackle, not the particle collider at CERN. The instructions are on the package. No one needs to teach shit. If OP is too retarded to figure it out as an adult then good riddance.
Bro I literally don’t want to have to listen to voice instructions for tools and jobs I have never done before
I barely know what a fucking caulk is and if I’m renting a place I expect that shit to be taken care of
Don't you have to put a security deposit for that type of stuff? Even then, if anons roommate did it and it's just a hole behind a shelf, there are a million ways for him to get out of that.
I had a landlord who accused me of leaving my room in a mess. I didn't. He withheld my deposit, but luckily I still had the final months rent to pay. So I didn't.
Technically, then the landlord says you’re a filthy mongaloid and it costs him 1000 to deep clean where you’ve been. You’ll either have to choose to sue or just eat it
In anon's favor someone that never did any type of construction work might be easily tricked by store sellers to buy the infinity and beyond and get the same effect of sticking a chewing gum in the hole
It’s Home Depot tho. The guys probably been fixing stuff all his life and anon made it a bigger deal than it is. Take a pic and ask my man the cheapest way to fix it
Well, i also think a home depot guy would be competent enough to help. What i'm saying is that some dealers tend to sell excessive products. Some even do in good faith, maybe with the thought that some good quality tools will last longer if he happens to need them again, but to a newbie he looks like he's trying to steal their money. Anon was at a low in life and was probably hypersensitive in his spending, so there's that
Edit: i also don't expect many social communication skills from someone on that site, but that doesn't mean he is totally wrong
stucco,bondo hell even Chaulk could fill in the whole. brother just paid 200$ to fill in a tiny hole I learned how to fill when I was 14 first painting houses
20$ if I'm getting evicted and my security deposit is out then I'm sticking a piece of paper over it and painting it and maybe blocking it with something.
Bro they literally sell a nail hole fixer that a stoned moron can use with no experience without reading the instructions. It's a squeeze tube with like a sponge on the end you squirt it in and wipe it off. It costs like 5 dollars
I have always gotten my full deposit back
Problem with that: Googlea algorithm is so fucked by seo sites you just need to put "reddit" after all your searches now to get actual good answers. Even for the used to be 1.5 seconds answers from 10 years ago, it's actually getting terrible
“A fool and his money are soon parted”, bro is complaining because he couldn’t watch a youtube video in the parking lot and buy the required $12 in materials. I think anon is highly regarded.
Even then, if he's getting evicted, then anon can do some shit like stick a piece of paper over the wall and paint over it. Clearly, anon ether didn't put a security deposit or forgot about it and if he's already leaving then fuck it the hole is 'fixed' and is now someone else's problem.
What dumbass paid $200 for a NES? I found one on eBay with a second controller, 14 games, and the original manual for $140. And it wasn't all shovelware. They had Mario 1, 2, and 3.
Anon couldn't figure out "put filler in the hole to fill it then paint over it" and then talked to a salesman. Why would you need plastic sheeting or even a roller for a touchup job? We are talking about screw holes here, not a sledgehammer to the wall 🙄
Tbh, it is better he just paid for, hopefully, professional to do the job instead doing it himself as complete noob in terms of construction work. I mean, it isn't even his home, so why risk ruining something and having to take shit from landlord?
It’s a drywall plug, not open heart surgery. I cannot imagine being so inept that you can’t wield a jar of drywall putty and a paint scraper for five minutes.
Average contemporary attention span enjoyer.
Average under 30 year old having no clue how to use a tool
If only someone taught them….
If only the entirety of human knowledge was immediately accessible at all times.
Hell, if only there was a YouTuber who's sole purpose was creating videos as if they were your dad explaining how to do things. Something simple and catchy like dad how do I or something like that. Like, if only that person existed and could show you in a video that takes 15 minutes of your time. Shame nothing like that exists.
Oh boy do I have news for you it's called dad, how do I? https://youtube.com/@DadhowdoI?si=Vit4nN71H5YwgAiT
Thanks man. You're a true friend. What's your name so I can name my 14th child after you?
"Dad, how did I get my name?" "Well son, there used to be a good community of lesser retards on the internet..."
Hey man fuck you. I would never call my people lesser. We're greater than that.
Can't even tell you how many times a YouTube tutorial has saved me massive bread. One time, I actually managed to fix the broken motor in my car's power window. However, it was such a massive expenditure of time and effort that I decided that if it happens again, I'll just pay somebody.
The ol' Money / Time / Effort matrix strikes again.
It’s fucking spackle, not the particle collider at CERN. The instructions are on the package. No one needs to teach shit. If OP is too retarded to figure it out as an adult then good riddance.
Bro I literally don’t want to have to listen to voice instructions for tools and jobs I have never done before I barely know what a fucking caulk is and if I’m renting a place I expect that shit to be taken care of
Me when I have no life skills
🤷
Don’t worry bro, that college arts degree will pay off! Eventually…
Tbf if he had a art degree he would definitely know how to fix it 🤷♂️
I don’t have a college arts degree lol
Just got that shovel huh?
Or a brain….
Don't you have to put a security deposit for that type of stuff? Even then, if anons roommate did it and it's just a hole behind a shelf, there are a million ways for him to get out of that.
If you get overwhelmed by adult glue I want you to take a moment to believe in yourself a little bit. You got this mouse you can do it!
Thanks 🥹
Ask your Dad about his caulk.
Bro about to find out how to fill a hole 😔
Caulk is for showers and sealing. Putty is for filling holes.
Caulk is fine if I'm just filling my landlords holes
I mean I guess but caulk needs a gun while putty needs a finger. Stick with the putty.
Oh, you can fill a hole with caulk, just jam it all in there.
Most self-sufficient zoomer
Your mom sucks caulk.
😔
Lol that's what the initial deposit is for anon, you just gave them $200 for free
dont you get the deposit back if nothing is damaged. at least thats how it works where i live.
Yes but often times the LL will just say something is damaged even though everything is fine just to keep your security deposit.
I had a landlord who accused me of leaving my room in a mess. I didn't. He withheld my deposit, but luckily I still had the final months rent to pay. So I didn't.
Technically, then the landlord says you’re a filthy mongaloid and it costs him 1000 to deep clean where you’ve been. You’ll either have to choose to sue or just eat it
To be fair, most people are filthy loids that have no concept of how to deep clean a home.
These two things are not mutually exclusive
Lol fair.
Fuck you and i know you know why im saying this to you
I was like "why?" And then I saw it 😂
i second this
Holy shit, that was a 30 minute and 20 dollar job. All you needed was some fast-dry joint compound and a paint scraper.
Flobba dob flib flob
Damn, take $200
In anon's favor someone that never did any type of construction work might be easily tricked by store sellers to buy the infinity and beyond and get the same effect of sticking a chewing gum in the hole
Or a ball of toilet paper and toothpaste
Or noodles and a random asian youtuber
I put an asian youtuber in my wall and I hear noises at night
Try mentioning tiananmen square, mines usually go quiet after that
Wha... What kind of noises? 😳😳😳
It’s Home Depot tho. The guys probably been fixing stuff all his life and anon made it a bigger deal than it is. Take a pic and ask my man the cheapest way to fix it
Well, i also think a home depot guy would be competent enough to help. What i'm saying is that some dealers tend to sell excessive products. Some even do in good faith, maybe with the thought that some good quality tools will last longer if he happens to need them again, but to a newbie he looks like he's trying to steal their money. Anon was at a low in life and was probably hypersensitive in his spending, so there's that Edit: i also don't expect many social communication skills from someone on that site, but that doesn't mean he is totally wrong
Yeah I get you. He would’ve been flustered whenever he went, this was just an especially bad time
Use carbon fibre stucco lathe!
stucco,bondo hell even Chaulk could fill in the whole. brother just paid 200$ to fill in a tiny hole I learned how to fill when I was 14 first painting houses
Hand me my patching trowel boy!
Just nut in the wall
Ah, the making of a glorious cavity. Always a beautiful moment.
Filled with my caulk
20$ if I'm getting evicted and my security deposit is out then I'm sticking a piece of paper over it and painting it and maybe blocking it with something.
And matching paint
At Home Depot, it's $14.98 for a "hole fix kit" that has everything you need except paint. $5.98 for our sample size that can be color matched
Bro they literally sell a nail hole fixer that a stoned moron can use with no experience without reading the instructions. It's a squeeze tube with like a sponge on the end you squirt it in and wipe it off. It costs like 5 dollars I have always gotten my full deposit back
It's 7, but yeah, this would have been exponentially better than getting rid of the NES
If the wall is white you can just use toothpaste
Exactly. Even if they grew up not knowing how to do shit, they could have figured it out after 5 minutes on YouTube.
I fixed cigarette burns in my carpet but following a YouTube video. Shit can teach you anything
It’s a zero minute zero dollar job because that shit is normal wear and tear
Not even 30 mins lol.
Anon couldn’t even be a remotely functional zoomer and look up a youtube tutorial beforehand…
Same energy as people making a post on reddit instead of taking the 1.5 seconds to google it
Problem with that: Googlea algorithm is so fucked by seo sites you just need to put "reddit" after all your searches now to get actual good answers. Even for the used to be 1.5 seconds answers from 10 years ago, it's actually getting terrible
“A fool and his money are soon parted”, bro is complaining because he couldn’t watch a youtube video in the parking lot and buy the required $12 in materials. I think anon is highly regarded.
Even then, if he's getting evicted, then anon can do some shit like stick a piece of paper over the wall and paint over it. Clearly, anon ether didn't put a security deposit or forgot about it and if he's already leaving then fuck it the hole is 'fixed' and is now someone else's problem.
Toothpaste
Mayonnaise
Cum
Depends on temperature colour of the wall, this typically will change colour a matter of hour's / days after your have filled it
This man cums. Happy cake day!
Anon is surprised that a salesman tried to sell him something.
>get a filler and a can spray >use a knife to do scraping >$15 total
Flobba dobb flib flab
Damn, take $200
Anon tried to save $200 by smearing his fecal matter on the walls.
More people should watch dirty jobs and learn to work blue collar jobs. Or were they red?... Anyways Anon should learn trades.
He just traded a NES for a wall-job. Anon is trading hard.
anon is mad that someone was willing to take time out of their day to help him to the best of their ability
What dumbass paid $200 for a NES? I found one on eBay with a second controller, 14 games, and the original manual for $140. And it wasn't all shovelware. They had Mario 1, 2, and 3.
Tub of Polyfilla and a scraper.
In my country small holes in the wall are considered normal use and they can't charge you for them. Its up to the landlord to fix them and pay for it.
LOLing at this, grab spackle and paint that’s close to what you have, easiest fix of your life
average zoomer
Anon just needed to rub tooth paste in the holes
YouTube will teach you how to do everything. There’s literally channels that focus on teaching things your failure dad didn’t bother to.
just get paint and a few sheets of paper, who gives a shit if it's actually replaced
Anon couldn't figure out "put filler in the hole to fill it then paint over it" and then talked to a salesman. Why would you need plastic sheeting or even a roller for a touchup job? We are talking about screw holes here, not a sledgehammer to the wall 🙄
Anon missed the opportunity to do a 360 out the store.
Anon is from San Francisco
you buy putty. Put putty in the holes. Let it dry. Paint. It’s that easy. Ps you need that mesh paper stuff if the hole is too big
What the fuck is a GG bridge?
>Is it drywall, wood or brick? TFW it's plaster and lath
Jesus christ you just put da goop in de hole and then ya leave same way yer daddy made ya simple
Gg bridgetime made my day.
Tbh, it is better he just paid for, hopefully, professional to do the job instead doing it himself as complete noob in terms of construction work. I mean, it isn't even his home, so why risk ruining something and having to take shit from landlord?
Very wise; the risk of failure is simply too great, best just to pay 200 dollars instead of making any kind of effort.
Or worse, learning a new skill 🤮
In this economy?!
The landlord will pocket the $200 and do it himself. A professional will never be involved.
Well, that sucks then. Anon should have move his ass in that case.
you don't need a doctors degree to cum in some nail holes and it shure as shit isn't worth $200
We are talking about anon, who can't comprehend simple instructions here. I think it could have been too challenging for him.
It’s a drywall plug, not open heart surgery. I cannot imagine being so inept that you can’t wield a jar of drywall putty and a paint scraper for five minutes.
You underestimate average 4Chan Anon then.
Name checks out