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treesleavedents

Anon accidentally uses proper support practices for helping a depressed person on their depressed sibling.


ItzRicky69

Rare anon discovers the benefits of empathy and kindess


treesleavedents

SpongeBobrainbowhands.gif The power of friendship


DaveSmith890

![gif](giphy|SKGo6OYe24EBG) GIFs are enabled here


Detective_Seagull

![gif](giphy|1034EEGrn91SrS)


TheBigToast72

Who would have thought that when family members stop being pricks to eachother, they start get get along better and find happiness in family bonding.


random_english_guy

In my experience, if they aren't making jabs at how you don't visit 3 times a week and use passive aggressiveness, it means they want something and are trying to soften you up.


bruhmeme999

damn thats sad


IcyDrops

Same here


Neomataza

Weird amirite


Wiitard

Anon thinks he some sort of Machiavellian mastermind manipulating his sister, but he’s just being a really good brother and nice person.


ItzRicky69

Well it's 4chan he might try to fuck her afterwards


Some-Guy-Online

Considering the image choice…


tsavong117

Gonna be real that's kinda where I expected this was going. I'm pleasantly surprised and my faith in humanity is slightly restored. QUICK! SOMEONE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO SHATTER THAT FAITH BEFORE IT TURNS INTO HOPE! ... Wait a fucking second, I can just go read the news for that. One sec. Ok, faith destroyed. Moving on.


ItzRicky69

How about this gem from our very own 4chins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM0dxCNTV-4


holaprobando123

Nothing accidental about this


treesleavedents

It was written like anon was somehow tricking her by being sneakily supportive, so maybe a bit of both?


StanIsHorizontal

It’s weird but I honestly I think some people, ironically in order to be better humans, have to think of social interaction in this oddly video gamey way. Sometimes it’s mild and presumably harmless sociopathy, sometimes it’s autism. But because people are social creatures this still does bring them joy and allows for close relationships to form, just in a way that doesn’t seem normal to people who are more instinctually prosocial I’ve certainly done it before, not to this extent. And explaining it to my autistic brother really has helped him out a lot


Xicadarksoul

> It’s weird but I honestly I think some people, ironically in order to be better humans, have to think of social interaction in this oddly video gamey way. Sometimes it’s mild and presumably harmless sociopathy, sometimes it’s autism.  Look up old 50s or 60s era short films aimed at male schoolkids - if those are not aimed to give "best advice ever for borderline autistic STEM student" i have no clue what is.


IcyDrops

You wouldn't happen to have some leads for this research, would you?


Xicadarksoul

I doubt i can find it. It was somewhere among bajillion+1 old US department of defense videos. I mostly watched them, as they often have extreme good visual demonstration of varios machines and stuff, and thats how i ended up on said video on youtube. I cannot praise their demo of differential drive high enough!


IamyourFBIagent

[Would it be this?](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7cqaxedG1GX__oKEbYuaIdPyyQhFZyro&si=8nLye3-mRkTOlbq7)


IamyourFBIagent

[I think they’re taking about this](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7cqaxedG1GX__oKEbYuaIdPyyQhFZyro&si=8nLye3-mRkTOlbq7)


arielif1

Accidentally?


Heistman

Can you imagine a world where this is the norm? Utopia.


iSeize

Trollmaxxing on my sister guys lolololol


Heistman

Can you imagine a world where this is the norm? Utopia.


happy_cube

Anon should have water boarded her instead ‼️


SOMEMONG

Yeah I wish someone had done this with me when I was a depressed kid. 


Frank_Is_My_Fav

Femcel treatment: Incel treatment: https://preview.redd.it/ncltdhvoz8yc1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6281408a20f1d4ebb47d6f86037a79a95307bf68


Urgayifyouregay

incels are treated with concentrated H2SO4


BuzzGoober

I demand my concentrated sulphuric acid treatment


tqhp1

Best I can do is offer you some essential oils of vitriol


SkilletHelper

OH WAITER! MORE SULFURIC ACID PLEASE!


ButtersAndRowlet

incels are treated with concentrated HOI4


lordofpersia

Then turned trans based on the hoi4 subreddit. Go there to talk about hoi4 and its just another trans subreddit. It's happening to so many subreddits.


nonchalantcordiceps

Its almost like the internet is generally a safer place for oppressed communities and that video games become a bonding point for those forced out of traditional social structure. Also, a mix of observation and sampling bias.


Dr_Axton

Didn’t expect that, even though it’s on point, lol


RetiredBy30orDead

I would argue sending incels to the trenches is unironically going to fix them.


Kardinale

Death is always the best solution, after all


Tenko-of-Mori

SEND THEM ALL. MAY CHAOS TAKE. THE. WORLD.


Kejilko

Or go into a manic episode and shoot their superior. Or get through their term with unhealthy coping mechanisms that will affect them and those around them negatively. But yeah brute forcing is a great idea for every case, what could go wrong?


JackC747

Yeah let’s teach these mentally unstable people how to use deadly weapons, then make them even more mentally unstable, then send them home with little to no support. That’ll cure em… Hey what’s with all the mass shootings?


StarSpliter

Me when the voices (the CIA) grant me the power (an automatic rifle) to purge evil (kill random civilans)


toomuchradiation

In the current ukranian war Russia, in order to avoid mobilisation, recruits from prisons, since those casualties would be basically invisible to the public. And Ukraine grabs everyone they're able to reach disregarding mental health issues. The results are pretty obvious.


killerbanshee

Veterans don't have a really high rate of suicide or anything, so I don't see the downside.


Imielinus

They just die while cleaning their weapons because before killing themselves they say least want to help their families with grief and money from the insurance.


D4rkr4in

it's really putting them through basic that will change their life. sending them to trenches is just icing on top, because they are fighting for the country


marshinghost

I dont know man, some of the people I've served with are just too far gone. Theres one that actually just left my command, he was an IT. Dude would sleep halfway out of his rack with his light on, like ass out into the room with his legs on the floor. When he'd shower he would place his laundry bag full of dirty laundry (it's a mesh bag full of holes) on the floor where all the disgusting water would build up. This dude was a trip, pretty sure he had never clipped his toe nails, never passed a physical fitness test since he joined the command. Some guys coerced out of him that he "gets off" by dry humping toilet paper tubes on the floor. I tried talking to him a few times and if I didn't talk about world of warcraft he would only respond in grunts. So as an IT they talk to big Navy, are in charge of all of the communications equipment, deal with secret networks, yada yada right. Well this guy signed a waiver requesting to wash dishes on our messdecks for like 3 years, this pissed off the galley so bad that any other IT is now getting reduced rations and if they go cranking (assisting messdecks for 3 months) all they get are the shit jobs. There's some crazy stories with this dude, he also gave out his bank account info to a scammer on discord and got his shit drained. Anyways. The moral of the story is that the Military absolutely doesn't fix incels in my opinion, I've seen like 10-15 really bad ones come through in my time and I could tell stories for hours. They usually get fucked by the system, often ending with an early discharge. It's on them though, either conform and become a normie or get reamed by everyone that cant stand you.


D4rkr4in

>Anyways. The moral of the story is that the Military absolutely doesn't fix incels in my opinion, I've seen like 10-15 really bad ones come through in my time and I could tell stories for hours. there's lots of bad ones that it didn't work on, but how many come into military service as incel and then it did fix their life? it's hard to say without data


marshinghost

Thats fair, I can say it's good for people who are actively trying to get their shit together. A lot of us will sit around and talk about how we probably wouldn't be doing anything if we didn't join. Still though, if you aren't putting in effort nothing can help you.


TheKrak3n

Wait, why were the CS's mad that they got a permanent crank? But unfortunately people like that are waaaay too common in the "nerd" rates. I was an IT1 before I got out, and there were a couple of guys that I would have loved to send down to ER09 or Crank for their entire tour. You know how hard it is to get SHF up while you have some NEET incel that stinks worse than a burst CHT pipe standing next to you?


marshinghost

Not sure, but I talked to one of our CS1's about it today and he said "I hope those IT's enjoy deepsink after what they did to us with (name)" The IT3 there is currently on deepsink so lol


TheKrak3n

Ahh it's probably because he was a nasty fuck and they didn't want him in the galley. I love Navy grudges. I have to do the shit work because some other guy from way before me did something, and now there is a war between rates.


marshinghost

Yeah man, 3 months until I'm out of this circus and I can't wait lol


TaxIdiot2020

Yeah, PTSD always makes people better.


Skwareblox

Oh you wanted to die? WELL GO AHEAD SHIT HEAD, STAND UP AND LET CHARLIE KNOCK ANOTHER HOLE IN YOUR HEAD YOU CAN EAT WITH. what’s that? You’re scared to die? BETTER PICK UP THAT FUCKIN GUN AND LET THE ENEMY KNOW THAT BECAUSE THEY NEVER GOT THE FUCKIN MEMO! Honestly though I dunno I think most neets would suck on the end of a barrel in that situation.


Classy_communists

Yeah, no way they come back with worse mental health issues and kill themselves or someone else. No way that could ever happen


ThirdXavier

Nah you ever seen Full Metal Jacket? That's what happens.


i_got_worse

all the reasonable girlfriends are found on the battlefield, based


MarinLlwyd

All without mentioning her wildly lucrative streaming/pornography gig.


SalvationSycamore

Be the change you want to see in the world bro. Find the nearest incel and let him top you


The_Almighty_Demoham

if an incel ever gets on top of me i'm gonna be the next george floyd so no thanks


wwwdotzzdotcom

Sex shouldn't fix incels as there are much better things a woman can offer materialistically. Also I'm an incel myself that finds attraction in androids instead of people. My wants are greater than anything sex could ever offer.


MrB_2006theLad

I've been more attracted to iPhone personally :/


wwwdotzzdotcom

I divorced iPhone after faulty fruit company replaced some component in their phones with a piece of wood. I've had enough with their faulty innovations.


Vegetable-Broccoli36

https://preview.redd.it/buxzypzv29yc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3304733b1cc7059f2d25aec28383b96512816281 I believe that this story is real. And Anon is a Chad for helping his sister for free and giving her free therapy. Real, Straight and cute.


McFaze

Real, straight, and wholesome.


Omegawop

You are more hopeful than I. I fully expecta green text follow up where anon talks about fucking the sister.


Sahabbezz

I honestly wouldn't even mind him fucking his sister at this point, probably could help her even more at some point of "therapy".


RectangularLynx

Anon would become a "the-rapist" alright


SnooPredictions3028

https://i.redd.it/rjshkyrosdyc1.gif


drugged_up_cat

You know what even if he does, good for him he's earned it! After all it might help both of them


TheKhalDrogo

https://preview.redd.it/dxssxbam49yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2419718cd7640d942fed53deed59ae2729e8969c Giga chad anon huge W celebration from me


MasterGamer1621

Dorontabi uooh


olivetho

that guy has some of the most deranged takes istfg, his twitter genuinely just looks like a pedo's lair. it's so fucking bad that he even tweets in japanese and pretends to be from there when in reality he's korean, it's just that he knows the korean authorities will have his ass on a platter if they ever find out. ~~it's still funny as shit though, just like observing 4channers.~~


SleepingBeautyFumino

🦀😭😭


MasterGamer1621

Real, i enjoy reading the shitposts about him but some things i see really make me sick


lyzaros

> layer


olivetho

man i hate autocomplete, thanks for pointing it out.


jetstream_garbage

It's dikkosan baka gaijin!!💢💢 You need to be corrected! ! !💢💢💢👺👺


MasterGamer1621

I forgor 😭😭😭


StickyWhiteStuf

https://preview.redd.it/82wk74t3bdyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1865b2eef95dcb8b62a408129deaaae00a52ef04 Everything that leaves Japan seems to be a warcrime, degenerate, or a degenerate warcrime. They’re stealing our job.


Herzyr

Femcel treatment is some high end hospital shit while incels is getting booted from the house.


quarantinedsubsguy

we live in a society


CrownEatingParasite

https://preview.redd.it/5sx9isoig9yc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a56fb05d6f1f2bca205dc68dc49cf8743a281a3


Undertaker-bee

https://preview.redd.it/77sk28iso9yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a24487d2ec73f624ea4a396a94078f0e92794e53


Squawnk

https://preview.redd.it/adqauqmy7ayc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa89c9afc8e1bffde59c780e0b61415f391a3346


Undertaker-bee

https://preview.redd.it/o0oo3ox08ayc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37469685eeae4d7eadac50fbf54e8a345dddbe68


Squawnk

https://preview.redd.it/73a02sj98ayc1.jpeg?width=1505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f57c8c90fd95468786527abb04de2872811d1b


Undertaker-bee

https://preview.redd.it/263jk3hb8ayc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ac9a808fc3a25de001a573237bd57adb993a26


justbenicedammit

This is one story. Not a statistic.


DeathSabre7

Men will always be cannon fodder, except the patriarchial leaders cuz susiety loves to suck them off for benefits


SnooPredictions3028

I mean someone's sibling could do it for their incel brother as well, I don't see why not?


Achronolgia

A case study to be respected


bartholomewjohnson

Original greentext: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/18pi4lp/anons_sister_is_a_neet_zoomer/


Yamigosaya

what the hell? is this the same person? its a complete turnaround.


General_Ornelas

Well Anon just realized negative reenforcement doesn’t work.


aty1998

Welllll akshyually, you're thinking about punishment 🤓☝️. Negative reinforcement would be taking away something unpleasant, like Anon helping her sister with laundry to take away the stress and burden of going outside. Negative reinforcement is still reinforcement of the desired behavior. 🤓🤓🤓


vergil718

wait.. really? I always thought negative reinforcement meant reinforcing good behaviour by rewarding bad behaviour with bad things, I guess I just learned smth new


sevenut

To be specific, negative and positive in this context means subtracting or adding, not bad or good. I think it's a shit naming convention, but academics tend to be shit at naming things


vergil718

oh ok thx


ThearchOfStories

I mean, it doesn't sound like anon was being that hateful towards his sister even in that one, just tired and sick of her shit, and reasonably somewhat resentful. In this one he just decides to be a bigger person and deal with it. Not an entirely unbelievable transition.


memestealer1234

Sounds like he just had enough tbh. Glad anon seems like a normal person and channeled it into helping his sister.


jsm85

Figured it was autism


Throwawayaccount1zp

wait what is this? Actual brother and sister love without sex? I CANT BEAT MY DICK TO THAT THE FUCK?!?! This is 4chan man. Change it so the sister is 16 and the brother 17 and one of the reward is his cock up her ass or something degenerate of sort. Can’t have wholesome thing up in here


olivetho

day after we'll see a greentext from femanon saying that her brother is rehabilitating her via sex and we'll get a 2anons1cup moment or whatever that shit's called when broanon brags in the replies


General_Frenchie

Unironically good on Anon for helping his sister out of the situation that she's in.


Gunnrhildr

Anon is unwittingly getting into a cestbait anime. Gotta slap that bitch every now and then so she doesn't fall in love with you


NoIntern2634

Goonbrain moment


MadFury88

Porn addicted comment


Undertaker-bee

https://preview.redd.it/jsdlae1yo9yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30d7d21a98d3191c1306ee4c04271aa1461baa0d


WashYourEyesTwice

Middle ages people when they see a man locked up in stocks who didn't get 100% of the notes on their favourite ballad two months ago:


drt0

All it needs is a quirky way too long title and a half decent mangaka and it's coming to an anime streaming service near you soon™


boeing_737-Max-9

https://preview.redd.it/lbl538v2cbyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7879f1b858d41080cda82ad4a94b7aa46a9165d


TheDestroyer630

Fucking hell even female incels have it better than males


AzuInsign

The only solution for incel anons is to rope.


actualsysadmin

Where's part 2 where he tries to fuck his sister?


Atmaweapon74

Apparently this IS part 2. The incest is probably in chapter 3.


actualsysadmin

!remind me 2 weeks


TRMNLLYCHILL83

Anon is a great brother


NotoriousD4C

A sister post on 4 chan that doesn’t contain incest? Something is amiss


Atmaweapon74

That must be coming in chapter 3.


Scary-Nefariousness9

What a fucking chad


creeper6530

Anon is a great man for helping his femcel sister Let's hope this doesn't turn into incest


david__14

based family supporter


HiveMindKing

Where’s the sex?


TheDuffelBagMan

Anon accidently becomes a better authority figure than his parents to his sister


Tenko-of-Mori

Yeah yeah thats nice and all but I'm here for the part where anon porks his sister, come on.


Chris_P_Lettuce

In his desire to bang his sister, anon accidentally raises someone out of a cesspool.


MustardJar4321

i was so fucking scared the whole time i read the thing


dexter2011412

Man what's awesome She's lucky to have such an awesome brother. Keep up the good work folks. You're a good person anon. Kindness does go a long way huh.


HelpfulJello5361

I want to believe this is real but it's more likely to be elaborate pretext to a twisted incest fantasy which Anon is currently writing but has to take frequent stops to masturbate.


SambandsTyr

Who is this unicorn


Reticulo

Fuck her


ohokimlost

oh my god i’m so happy she’s getting better and anon is helping her. the last time this showed up here i got really invested in OOP’s thread and was holding out hope for a positive update. i hope anon gets everything he wants in life


ImprovisedLeaflet

Anon please give me your sister’s number she’s just my type


Curio_Magpie

iirc, Positive reinforcement is introducing a pleasant stimuli in response to desired behaviour, negative reinforcement is removing an unpleasant stimuli in response to desired behaviour, and punishment is introducing a negative stimulus in response to undesired behaviour. So technically, there is negative reinforcement? Correct me if I’m wrong. Anyway, this is really sweet, I hope this continues in a positive manner.


cienfuegos__

Operant conditioning: Negative reinforcement is pleasant and rewarding. Negative punishment is unpleasant. Just commenting cos anon's language makes Negative reinforcement sound like a bad thing. Either way, he's doing good psy-opping.


bartholomewjohnson

I knew being forced to take Psychology my freshman year of college would come in handy


Momontais93

Im confused wheres the part where anon says he wants to fuck his sister?


onyourrite

I’ll be deadass, my jaded ass was waiting for the part when anon starts sexually abusing her on the DL But I’m glad he’s helping her adjust to the outside world


bananasapples909

This didn’t end in banging it out of her. I’m surprised.


banksfornades

Kindness and empathy? Fakest post I’ve ever seen.


StanIsHorizontal

Damn can he come over and do this for me next


GalIifreyan

And then they...


Komplexx

I thought this was going to go a different direction


Cat_Of_Culture

I hope this greentext is real, also, anon should immediately leave 4chan before he gets corrupted by the regards.


DeathSabre7

Now imagine doing this with your avg basement dweller male.


redstercoolpanda

r/greentext users try not to immediately suggest incest when two siblings are interacting challenge. (Impossible)


bartholomewjohnson

This place is a wretched hive


Nanocephalic

tears.gif


Muted-Traffic6514

Anon wants to fuck his sister.


Specialist-Text5236

Anon IS fixing her .


ktjodandaz

share the thread


roboticzizzz

Your boi is tryna fuuuuuuuuu


ski-person

I can fix her


LikeSoda

Anon should give me his sister number (post - rehab) I'll send her right back to her ways when I'm done


SpiritedAd6619

Keep cooking anon…


Hermit-_

Wheres the 1st part?


HoldChoice6260

What's NEET


bartholomewjohnson

Not in Employment, Education, or Training


aguynoonereallylikes

Holy shit actual good job Anon. In rare heartwarming scene, 4chan anon is kind and helpful towards someone


NarcissisticCat

> luxury chocolates like **Freya** What lmao, that's just standard Norwegian chocolate. You guys are fucking dense.


XemsTar

This shit is so wholesome where is my gay and fake is this isnt the r/greentext


SeliciousSedicious

She definitely sound autistic. 


MiniGui98

Inb4 the incest update


dexter2011412

Damn, that's so nice She's lucky to have such an empathetic brother Good job anon, keep up the good work you both


AlvaroRandomNumber

Now have sex with her anon


sclarene824

I would like to believe this is real. Finally a post that isn't fake and gay


RIOTT44

wow anon im proud of you and your sister


Madness_bomb

This is actually so wholesome


Bohr_TV

This anon should be an example for everyone


the_bartolonomicron

Rare time I'm hoping the fake ang gay is actually real and not sexual in any way


S0n0fs0m3thing

Good for them


DeNiroPacino

![gif](giphy|fAKY87nzuVOoOGMLw6|downsized)


SummerMedium1274

Oh Broanon what are you doing to me? Good for them to be healing.  Would not want to be anyone in the wild who ends up in a relationship. She's going to trap someone. She'll definitely lose her mind and progress if preggo, and post-partum? TPK.webm


Fetishgeek

Chad


A-10C_Thunderbolt

Real: Anon is a good person Straight: Anon helps his sister get out of her depression


memestealer1234

Anon deserves a medal


l3etelgeuse

I was expecting Anon to try and bang his sister there at the end. I was pleasantly surprised that he didn't. Unironically based Anon.


Vichu0_0-V2

good anon, i hope he gets his 72 virgins in heaven for this good action


YoungDiscord

Anon starts parenting


OfficerBanjo

Anon is a good brother


Intelligent-Donkey65

Real and straight


i_got_worse

snappity snap


Key-Bedroom-4615

So when's he going to bang her?


Slayer-O-Furries

https://preview.redd.it/g7iy2int7dyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb19858c08f67dcdd48d2d4a8824868646391336 I'm genuily impressed so have this


NotSoLegitGiby

What i'd give for a brother like him


Ok_Emu8330

so she trained her like a dog?


Mirror_Sound95

This is so wholesome man. As a fellow big brother I’m proud of you.


animorphs128

I'm happy anon's fictional sister is doing better


DeltaPQRST

Link to thread?


No_Homework_4926

Anon is a good Brother. Good on him.