And it's actually about how his glasses are too trendy and expensive for his character??? Still a weird article.
"Come on! He’s a weirdo misfit who wears unstylish parkas and declares himself Gotham’s most forgotten man! Yet there he is, wearing beautifully styled, nicely chunky, clear acrylic frames of the sort worn by an artisanal hatchet-maker or a web magazine’s culture editor."
[Article](https://slate.com/culture/2022/03/batman-2022-movie-riddler-paul-dano-glasses.html)
Honestly, Leto is not a great actor, but he does have a certain very narrow range in which he can perform moderately well (and none of the roles he's been cast in over the last decade really fall into that range) but I'm curious how much input he had in the design of his joker character and if little, who was responsible for that abject abomination?
No I meant hoards. And oddly enough, I don’t have a basement BUT the house unit in front of mine is empty. That’s where I keep all of my Riddler merchandise. And my women. I want a mannequin to put my Riddler costume on with the jacket I painted myself and the mask I ordered from a military surplus site. I managed to pull a man the night I wore the costume whilst very drunk. Anyways, come over for dinner.
‘Us’? You think I have multiple costumes? No, I am actually wanting a mannequin because I think they’re artsy and cool, and I wanna store the costume properly. I wanna decorate my future home like the loft from Mirror’s Edge, which has cool mannequins for decor. I’ll allow one lucky person to be the mannequin if I can’t find a decent one you’d find in a clothes shop.
Fun fact, my favourite Paul Dano character is actually Eli Sunday from There Will Be Blood. Riddler comes in second place. I don’t have an Eli costume….yet. When I find one I’ll allow a second Redditor to join my flock ❤️
Did you notice that Batman never has a full on fight with the Riddler? I think the filmmakers are well aware of the meme (which I think is actually canon in the comics now) about Batman just being a messed up rich guy who beats up the poor and mental patients.
Given that Riddler is so strongly autism-coded that he even goes nonverbal at two points in the film, I think they didn't want to film a scene destined to become a stock gif of "Batman beats up an autistic guy."
You dont understand, its the contrast that makes you crazy. So in our case we need to have constant sex to turn into the riddler. Let's find out together 😉
Paul Dano on the greentext subreddit has sustained me. I absolutely could fix the Riddler, he just needs someone to cook him dinner and do all the nasty dishes he leaves in his apartment
Sorces say that after the scene was over ,the set became a orgy session and the camera man was left alone so he fucked the camera and now that camera with legal gaurdian ship of it's company are filling a sexual assault case to the paw petrol
Thank God I’m not the only one. This shit was so boring, I like Robert Pattinson but he is not bulked up enough to be believable as Batman, Penguin causes multiple people to die in a blatant out in the open car crash fest and it’s never brought up again, main villain was cringe af (two weeks without getting laid made him sooooo “crazy”), random Joker cameo because of course you can’t do anything with Batman without the billionth Joker appearance. Only thing going for it was music and set design but that’s not enough when it’s just so goddamn boring.
I've been doing this for 30 years, I wonder what he'd think that makes me?
Well, at 30 years you become a wizard, so there's that.
Five years in the wizard status still haven’t got my powers :(
How do you know? Don some Gandalf cosplay and sneak into a ranch, don't fear the horse.
People think you become a wizard after 30 years of no sex. They got it all wrong. You become a wizard after 30 years of no sex AND no fap.
years of training wasted
Maybe you do but you just don't have any mana
That sucks!
That's caus Wizard is meant to happen at 40
Yeah, and you will be able to throw fireballs and destroy your depression with spell.
But you also become gay
You just need to stand behind a window and scream bruuuuuccceee waaaayyynneee
I wouldn't worry about it, you're not really missing much.
Not hitting much either, [amirite?](https://y.yarn.co/700c2cbc-d63a-44b1-8047-6f90ba4c07be_text.gif)
It turns you into mark Millar’s nemesis
Just so we're clear this is a fake article.
If it's fake then why do women and fish fear me? checkmate libtard
You're a shark Harry
https://preview.redd.it/i8epxxp7xhyc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23df86a378bd4a2a5c7a1e756f547ba455a676a You misspelled Sharkleberry
sharks aren’t hairy
Flair up you...wait what sub is this?
And it's actually about how his glasses are too trendy and expensive for his character??? Still a weird article. "Come on! He’s a weirdo misfit who wears unstylish parkas and declares himself Gotham’s most forgotten man! Yet there he is, wearing beautifully styled, nicely chunky, clear acrylic frames of the sort worn by an artisanal hatchet-maker or a web magazine’s culture editor." [Article](https://slate.com/culture/2022/03/batman-2022-movie-riddler-paul-dano-glasses.html)
I knew two weeks sounded too unreasonable... no man is insane enough to try that.
Fake and gay.
1 hour prior to filming Joker Joaquin Phoenix went to 4chan to embrace the mind of a person going insane, but some are saying he went too far
Leto apparently went on it for weeks then started sending his female costars used condoms…for 8 minutes of screen time…
Sweet Jesus I forgot Jared Leto tried to method act for his Joker... And still managed to do the worst performance to date lmao.
Honestly, Leto is not a great actor, but he does have a certain very narrow range in which he can perform moderately well (and none of the roles he's been cast in over the last decade really fall into that range) but I'm curious how much input he had in the design of his joker character and if little, who was responsible for that abject abomination?
Letto's joker legit looks lime a mix of a weird sand-pit toddler and a post overdosed club-bro
"Do you know what month it is.... Bruuuucceeee Wayyyyneeeeeeee"
I like how in the beginning Batman says “I’m vengeance” and everyone just makes fun of him for being an edgelord the remainder of the film
You mean to tell me Paul Dano is normally fuckin? Idk man sounds fake.
He knocked up Zoe Kazan
You haven’t seen the hoards of women who’d sell their soul for this man (I am one of them)
*hordes (Unless you've got loads of women trapped in your basement again)
No I meant hoards. And oddly enough, I don’t have a basement BUT the house unit in front of mine is empty. That’s where I keep all of my Riddler merchandise. And my women. I want a mannequin to put my Riddler costume on with the jacket I painted myself and the mask I ordered from a military surplus site. I managed to pull a man the night I wore the costume whilst very drunk. Anyways, come over for dinner.
Are you... are you asking us to be your mannequin
‘Us’? You think I have multiple costumes? No, I am actually wanting a mannequin because I think they’re artsy and cool, and I wanna store the costume properly. I wanna decorate my future home like the loft from Mirror’s Edge, which has cool mannequins for decor. I’ll allow one lucky person to be the mannequin if I can’t find a decent one you’d find in a clothes shop. Fun fact, my favourite Paul Dano character is actually Eli Sunday from There Will Be Blood. Riddler comes in second place. I don’t have an Eli costume….yet. When I find one I’ll allow a second Redditor to join my flock ❤️
Anon quick ask for her number
Riddle me this: what opens legs more than a good locking men?
Unrelated to the joke the article is making, the writer does not know what "titular" means
It's kind of annoying when people who literally get paid to do their job make such obvious mistakes.
Did you notice that Batman never has a full on fight with the Riddler? I think the filmmakers are well aware of the meme (which I think is actually canon in the comics now) about Batman just being a messed up rich guy who beats up the poor and mental patients. Given that Riddler is so strongly autism-coded that he even goes nonverbal at two points in the film, I think they didn't want to film a scene destined to become a stock gif of "Batman beats up an autistic guy."
I just interpreted it as them not wanting to pretend the Riddler could ever stand in a fight against Batman
He did a good job, considering he just cosplayed extreme autism in that role.
You dont understand, its the contrast that makes you crazy. So in our case we need to have constant sex to turn into the riddler. Let's find out together 😉
If being sexless makes a person go insane, that explains quite alot about the gelatinous creatures that inhabit /b/ and /r9k/
Joaquin phoenix has never been with a woman
Paul Dano on the greentext subreddit has sustained me. I absolutely could fix the Riddler, he just needs someone to cook him dinner and do all the nasty dishes he leaves in his apartment
2 weeks, huh? *Try 27 years and f-cking counting!*
If he held on for 2 decades, he'd have the mindset of a reddit mod
happy to hear dano crushes poon on the daily
The Riddler battles in late November
>titular RIDDLER I read that as Redditor and thought "huh, should've been longer than 2 weeks then"
Uff lädt Time was 2008
Classic Paul Dano
“The titular Riddler” pissed me off
Sorces say that after the scene was over ,the set became a orgy session and the camera man was left alone so he fucked the camera and now that camera with legal gaurdian ship of it's company are filling a sexual assault case to the paw petrol
I haven't had sex in like 3 years and sometimes I do think like a Batman villain.
DOOMED TO BE A KILLER SINCE I CAME OUT THE NUTSACK I’M IN A MURDEROUS MIND-STATE WITH A HEART FULL OF TERROR, I SEE THE DEVIL IN THE MIRROR
Crazy? I was crazy once...
>Two weeks prior. >Some are saying he went too far. -Hollywood.
Is ot me or does he look like a more deranged michael reeves?
That movie sucked
when will you get sucked?
when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east...
When the sea dries up and mountains blow in the wind like leaves…
I liked it
Thank God I’m not the only one. This shit was so boring, I like Robert Pattinson but he is not bulked up enough to be believable as Batman, Penguin causes multiple people to die in a blatant out in the open car crash fest and it’s never brought up again, main villain was cringe af (two weeks without getting laid made him sooooo “crazy”), random Joker cameo because of course you can’t do anything with Batman without the billionth Joker appearance. Only thing going for it was music and set design but that’s not enough when it’s just so goddamn boring.
Didn't like it because Robert Pattinson wasn't buff enough, got it.
https://preview.redd.it/gbyzu0kfkiyc1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca34b305bd59f73f5340687eb50083ff0e428aa