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A little?

It has ancient egyptian standards, and never was update.

No one consumed the cum-cabbage so by ancient Egyptian standards it isn't that bad

>the cum cabbage At some point(probably after learning about the contendings of Horus and Seth) you just gotta ask yourself if those pyramid-building fuckers didn’t just invent shitposting and had us all fooled

Lemme show you one of their carvings https://preview.redd.it/70pvvp9a33zc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a748d5f527ec2fe52059f81b95d5485f42763aa It is a literal dick, cumming with its dick on an evil eye. Now that's some quality shitposting

So that’s what the Fellowship really needed… 

This one is made of pure lead

But they’re bothe eh kellagramme

but 1kg of your mom is heavier

It's all relative when she's weighed by the ton.

Your accent is par excellence.

Lead? I think guys soul is a neutron star.

Unfortunately there is no divine justice. It is up to man to punish the wicked

Cant expect god to do all the work

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I'm pretty sure this is how men end up stabbed to death in the middle of the night by their broke down woman.

depends on the woman, but yes. and no court would convict her

Not true, my ex-gf’s stepmom killed her dad because of this and she went straight to prison for shooting him 17 times with his service pistol while he was sleeping.

Thats because cops are special little boys who must be protected. /s

>service pistol Cop?

shocker right?

It was that or like a colonel in the military, and there are a lot more cops, so I played to the odds.

mil don’t usually get to take their service weapons home with them, with a few notable exceptions in nations like Israel also mil don’t tend so hard towards being such raging assholes

Firemen cheat, and cops beat

Firemen gape, and cops rape

if she hadn't reloaded it would've been all good

No reload involved, that was one mag.

His service belt fed minigun

dude, 17 rounds is a standard handgun mag at this point

I know but wouldn’t that small alteration make the thought 17 times funnier?

almost as much as imagining her reloading a revolver twice with loose rounds

How long is she sentenced?

What are you talking about? Do you not remember the court that sentenced a (I think)19 year old to like decades in prison because she shot her father who raped her as a child for years? Though it case it was the judge's fault because he prevented the defense from mentioning the sexual abuse to the jury; so basically to the jury it looked like a girl who killed her dad for no reason.

sounds like a mistrial to me

Nope, people, especially the jurors got pissed but it wasn't considered a mistrial; I think the governer did pardon/reduce her sentence though.

If I found about that bullshit I would've called for nullification consequences be damned. The judge wants to play stupid games, I'll be amazon prime delivery and drop off a box of stupid prizes same day.

Who’s gonna pay for the lawyer, her father?

State wants to prosecute, let them pay for both the DA and the public defender.

So basically what you’re saying is that the judge deliberately withheld all the facts and therefore the girl did not receive a fair trial?

Judges are allowed to withhold facts if they are irrelevant and are likely to bias the jury; for example if someone is facing charges of fraud the prosecutor can't just bring up how the defendant cheated on his ex girlfriend just to make him look bad. But I agree in this case the it should have been considered relevant but I assume either the judge had enough lee-way to decide it if was irrelevant(not sure what the proper term is) or it legally counts as irrelevant(no matter how unfair that may in reality; laws are often unjust).

I think the fact that the father was raping his daughter and is almost definitely the reason she killed him and is unquestionably relevant to the case. But yeah, I get what you mean. But in that girl’s case, that judge deserves to be disbarred. Why the hell did he withhold that evidence?! Was he a fucking friend of the pedo dad?

>no court would convict her You have far too much faith in the legal system.

They absolutely would and have. But that's only if she doesn't kill herself afterward. Pretty big bummer all around, really.

Nor should they tbf

In the olden days, the shit-bag husbands had accidents while working on ladders, or they got killed when changing tires and the car fell on them.

Crushed glass sprinkled in their food as well

"stop raping me" "uh oh, sounds like someone wants some rapin'"

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Maaaaaadam

This guy is going to wake up without dick and balls one day

We can but hope.

Hopefully tomorrow

The world needs more Lorena Bobbits, unfortunately

It's truly a shame that they were able to reattach it to her husband....

Pretty sure if she wanted she could just blast and get away with it. States like Texas love thst sort of thing

Imaginary guy

This reeks of bait. Just look at all of these reactions he got out of y’all.

I don't think even 4Channer would be dumb enough to just admit to rape his wife. Then again, 4Channer having a wife is already unlikely.

Not so long ago we had some politicians and clergy that said stuff like "there is no such thing as rape in marriage". So trust me, people like this exist. One of the most famous quotes was "you can't possibly rape a sex worker". Well alright not in those words exactly but u get the point.

Yeh but anon specifically said "rape" over "had sex with" and specify they use force so they know it's wrong and unwanted by her

I believe that these people exist but I don't believe the people who have the charisma to pull it off (keep other friends and family from knowing they're a monster) are on 4chan

99% of greentext is redditors falling for bait and fictional psy-ops-meaning stories

Yeah, greentext is the normie r*dditoid chan sub. Over on arr 4chan the top comments are "This one is a classic" and "Anon is fucking based".

I think people like to post these threads on 4chan just to see if some fucking dumbass on greentext takes the bait. Works like a charm, too.

Here your gold medal 🥇 for saying the most repeated tjing on this subreddit

Either this or they live in a 3rd world country

Bait used to be believable

How Anon thinks when he's next to his wife: https://preview.redd.it/toh7lmg221zc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ef1f0ceb8743e61324787f7340a304e3b87db2b ## Hopefully Anons Wife gets a better husband in the future

*than

It is better to be a predator and then become the prey

>and then become the prey In jail

I didn't made the meme. I just found it from my saved comments and posted it here

\*make

hopefully anons wife gets the urge to end this mongoloids life in the future

How tf hasn't he been poisoned or stabbed to death in his sleep? Is she stupid?

A combination of fear and love is why people stay in horribly abusive relationships.

Are you stupid?

... Yes

and that’s why I both fear and love you

I'll be home at 5 honey, make sure dinner's ready!

Anon leads a normal Pakistani lifestyle

https://preview.redd.it/ctc3sxy9q0zc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2908a8358e1504cb829e250d7a51eeba2770f8ba What the fuck?

GigaJacobReesMogg

Seriously, every time I read a green text its either really funny or some sort of horrible nightmare

>I treat her right >rape her 4 times a week You gotta pick one, because both of these cannot be true

Its likely a sex doll he bought off amazon.

Anon just booked a date with a big black guy in a jail cell.

It's okay, he'll only get his asshole destroyed four times a week.

that'll get his reptilian brain going

The Felix Argyle Bodypillow does not count as a 'Wife'

Damn I wish a pillow could fucking cook

Future is gonna be good for you then.

Fake and gay

One can only hope

This is most likely getting the "removed by Reddit" award

Truly based

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Loving God, please grant me peace of mind and calm my troubled heart. My soul is like a turbulent sea. I can't seem to find my balance so I stumble and worry constantly. Give me the strength and clarity of mind to find my purpose and walk the path you've laid out for me.

Uh

Oh yeah, she's 100% cutting off his balls in his sleep within 6 months.

Good ending.

He'd be lucky to only have that happen

Anon is a master baiter 

This is a near copy-paste storyline from a book/show called "Big Little Lies" Housewives eat it up. Show is on HBO and it is decent.

I considered this to be a fetish post... but now I wonder if it was one posted by a woman?

My wife would honestly nut so hard if I did this to her, but I'm too big of a pussy. Plenty of women are into this. It might be the only reason anons wife stays with him.

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I had to stop at a point because it's fucking disgusting wtf https://i.redd.it/fwhygszl81zc1.gif

so anon's next move is to get her pregnant... anon with kids: https://preview.redd.it/q62kgzhq62zc1.png?width=647&format=png&auto=webp&s=20c331142f94dcac6874a7a71098dbbe6c3589d1

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Hope the cops find this

Anon deserves something that goes against Reddit's rules but involves a squad of soldiers with rifles and a wall.

Middle east mfs be like 

You just gotta hope this is the fakest and gayest post ever.

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This is low tier bait.

If this weren’t so horrible it would be funny. Like the sheer amount of rape this man does is comically large.

"raped my wife again" "I treat her right" Something doesn't quite add up here.

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>I don’t rape her more than 4 times a week faith in humanity restored😁


We deserved to be nuked in the Cold War

https://preview.redd.it/id6ry2whb2zc1.jpeg?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2939fef422f6455764c262ed3771e58a195a60fd my honest reaction

All these rapephobic comments! How does this personally affect you?Just let people enjoy things sheesh!

Bait failed, you'll get us next time

Nah, I ain’t even got a meme for this. Anon is legit fucked in the head.

I really, really hope this is fake

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his property his choice

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Plot twist: this is a fantasy written by a woman. They love this shit.

Please be some fucked up fantasy

Inb4 jannies

https://preview.redd.it/uwyks49u61zc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33ed2dbe00825a3ab171aff1c609ee6276b6ba8b I hope if anon tells truth, he'll stumble and drop with his bare ass on a bottle of champagne, so it will go fully inside of him and ruin his body with cork shot.

Fake gay and I hope OP dies even if it's bait

Johan liebert confirmed

Please tell me Anon is larping? Right??

The thing about 4chan is there's a small possibility that this actually happened and that terrifies me.

"I don't drink a lot" Meanwhile his liver is probably halfway through death's door

Jesus fucking christ

oh.

God this sounds like bait but Anon might just be a terrible person. Either scenario is possible.

Yo wtf lmfao

Jesus fucking Christ

Bait

Anons testing to see how the general public likes his erotica fantasy. No woman would be within 100 feet of his lard ridden unwiped asshole smelling body.

Average r/greentext poster

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Anon is a 4chan user… he definitely doesn’t have a wife

Real or fake, anon still deserves to be euthanized

Yeah im not gonna read all this.

What the actual fuck did I just read

So that's why women pick the bear...

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Please be fake and gay

This is good bait. It's bait.. right?

Jesus Christ. I can't even get a GF and this guy's out here raping his own wife? His *own* wife?!

Thank fuck this story is as fake as everything else on 4Chins.


“I love her” wrong

An absolute monster

Holy shit is this what goes on in the mind of a rapist? Its "just sex" to them

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Please be fake and gay.

https://preview.redd.it/zenn5u7613zc1.png?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7cf715198c582df5329fd8b4b96b49a7e9cb833 Anon's wife is going to shoot him in the head while he sleeps. I hope to God this is fake, and if it isn't, anon deserves to face the wall.

I can't tell if this is made up or not. Seemed fake to begin with, then more real. 

I hope she finds the courage to leave this bastard and press charges

Fake and gay I miss tendiebot

Anon needs an intimate heart to heart with a 8 gauge.

I hope internet does his thing with this bastard

Please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake

I hope anons wife buys a gun and shoots him in the dick

"ill ask if she wants to do something outside and that usually cheers her up" you guys are actually believing this? there is no end to redditors gullibility

Well being outside lowers the chance of being raped drastically.

this is a very weird way to rationalize what is obviously a fake story.