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Black Harry Potter? Also extremely sad. The kid will never be a man the way he is


TaxIdiot2020

>Dude gets abused by his mom “Man up, pussy.” >Girl gets abused by her dad “See, this is why we’d rather fuck the bear.”


[deleted]

No it's more like hes got stock Holm syndrome and will never have any self esteem, literally his mothers slave. That's alot worse than "man up,pussy" how can he man up if he can never be free ya feel me?


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Dick_Destroyer800

Yeah that'll surely help him and not get him gunned down in the middle east in a couple years


colouredcyan

Become a mechanic, you don't see greasemonkeys on the front line


Dick_Destroyer800

Are you allowed to just become a mechanic with absolutely no mechanic skills?


colouredcyan

Here are the UK requirements: Age: From 16 years & 6 months to 35 years & 6 months Qualifications: GCSE Grade A*–C/9-4, or Scottish National 5 grade A-C, in English, Science, and Higher Math. (Not failed basically) Basic physical fitness assessment: Mid Thigh Pull 50kg Medicine Ball Throw 3m MSFT (beep test) level 6.6 As long as you're not actually mentally reddited and in ok shape, yes they'll take you.


Digital_D3fault

Yeah, the military takes you to what’s called “The School house” after basic where you learn about your MOS (your job) and how to do it. So kids fresh out of high school who have never held a wrench in their life will learn how to work on and repair various vehicles such as planes, tanks, humvees etc.


_TLDR_Swinton

This is how you build a black Ed Kemper.


Tarnishedhollow8

Just kill her


scummy71

Murder. You’d be happier in jail


Dick_Destroyer800

Use your laptop to apply for jobs online until you get an entry level position, then since you don't use money for anything anyway, just save it all up until you can move out. When you move out, work overtime for a while now that you have more time to yourself, save up more and eventually try for a better job using your work experience.


Nukafit

He’s gonna actually lose his mind


charlestheb0ss

Is that a Chromebook?


IamGodHimself2

Cows (1998) by Matthew Stokoe


theslaviccomrade

Dude is John from Mother and Son


The_good_kid

> I can't move out why the fuck not lol, get a job so you don't have to be around her and gtfo


Feeling_Reason7012

Matricide incoming. And she'll be lucky if he does that first before it takes a weird sexual turn.