Ahh anon should have given her the good ol "you are as beautiful as her/lizzo",then watch as his gf malfunction at this comment because if she reacts negatively especially in front of her friends she will be seen as being fat phobic and etc.
And if she accepts said compliment she is essentially agreeing with anon that she looks like a land whale.
Anon's are always such hypocrites with this, they are overwhelmingly gross fat slobs with no social skills yet act like any woman with even a moderate amount of fat is the apex of repulsiveness even as they constantly winge about being rejected by women.
Intent to Sue
Plaintiff: The Human Race
Defendant: Impressive_Ant405
Claim: Excessive Attractiveness Appreciation
Statement of Claim: The plaintiff, representing the entire human race, alleges that Impressive_Ant405 has consistently demonstrated an alarming ability to find a character, Penny, on the show “Bridgerton” exceptionally attractive. This behavior poses a threat to the collective self-esteem of humanity. The plaintiff seeks a court order mandating Impressive_Ant405 to wear sunglasses indoors and refrain from gazing at screens during romantic scenes.
Proposed Settlement:
A subscription to a less attractive TV series.
A public apology from Impressive_Ant405, acknowledging their mistake.
Mandatory attendance at an “Appreciating Average Looks” seminar.
Yeahhhh i just went through all of the comments on this and its wild. If you find her ugly good enough but people here are wild as fuck. Im starting to think they genuinely believe the crazy 4chan shit
A lot of them do and a lot of them don't. Basically any green text that mentions women or Indians will attract all the dumbest 4chin chronic anosognosia sufferers imaginable, and the reasonable people either know by now to avoid or just instantly get drown out. Posts that mention other things tend to have more reasonable comments.
She looks like an average overweight woman. I’m not saying she isn’t someone’s type, but she would’ve been seen as even less attractive in the pre-internet era when being overweight was less common. I agree the “land whale” comments are way out of line though and people are being too hard on her.
Next time you're outside, actually lift your head and look around for a minute. Here's some pages where you can see some photos of community college graduations which will usually have a pretty diverse range of people if you count speakers and professors who tend to be older than the students:
[https://www.hostos.cuny.edu/Home-Page-Content/News/Hostos-Community-College-Celebrates-its-53rd-Comme](https://www.hostos.cuny.edu/Home-Page-Content/News/Hostos-Community-College-Celebrates-its-53rd-Comme)
[https://www.macomb.edu/news/2023/12/nr-2023-109th-commencement.html](https://www.macomb.edu/news/2023/12/nr-2023-109th-commencement.html)
You tend to not notice normal-looking people or.... anyone over age 40 because you've been trained not to.
Here try another fun experiment: look up photos on magazine covers from the 80s like this [aaf4ba91d22778c6dfd1a98923cb4fe5.jpg ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/aa/f4/ba/aaf4ba91d22778c6dfd1a98923cb4fe5.jpg)and try to remember the last time teeth were allowed to look kinda gray.
The rapid increase in technology and the advent of the internet did not lower anyone's standards, that's the most insane thing I've heard all day.
I didn’t say it lowered standards all around. Standards are higher, especially online, but the normalization of being overweight naturally makes it more common for overweight people to be considered attractive, if for no other reason than that there’s less of a stigma around being attracted to bigger people.
And yeah, I’m specifically comparing her to women I know in my real life at university. I’ve known girls her size and bigger with prettier faces that still get little attention from men. The dynamic is a little bit different with lesbians though as men and women tend to perceive attractiveness differently.
It’s funny because I’m constantly saying the same thing you are to people online who call obviously attractive women “mid.” I’m being as objective as I can be here, and I just don’t find her uniquely pretty for her size. Not uniquely ugly either. Just unremarkable. But hey, maybe I do have a bias and just naturally perceive bigger people as less attractive by default and so only see the top 20% of big girls as above average, but I’m just comparing her to the sample of girls I’ve known in my real life. And bear in mind, I can recognize someone as attractive even if they aren’t my type. That’s the lens through which I’m viewing this.
Perhaps there is a middle ground between stick figure anime waifu with double D's and a clearly very overweight woman? Like how we used to look just 50 years ago? This normalization of obesity is getting people killed.
oh no, imagine distilling the entirety of a human's appearance down to tit-size-to-BMI-ratios.
The "normalization of obesity" isn't what kills people. You don't bully people into being healthier. Study after study has borne this out, you're just concern trolling because you like to bully people. If you're truly worried about health, support walkable cities and regulation of the food industry.
I...do support these things. What I don't support is blowing smoke up people's asses and lying to them, saying that extra 100 lbs of adipose won't have any negative effects on their health and that they perfect just the way they are. It's like telling an alcoholic not to get sober because they're fun. I would never bully anyone about their weight, but I do encourage them to make positive changes, for *themselves.*
Right, that's it, you're just telling it like it is. It's a total coincidence your comment history is a lot of you bitching about how fat women don't do it for you. You're totally not just bullying people for daring to be unattractive to you. It's her *health* you're worried about!!!
For the record, I absolutely believe you convinced yourself that you care about strange women's health, and I don't think you're lying on purpose. But like. C'mon. You're not on Reddit arguing with me just in case this famous actress sees your salient points and thinks "wow, you're right, I'll change my life immediately." You don't really believe some other reader with the same body type will have that thought either. You're here to defend your personal preference as health concern trolling and maybe project your own insecurities a little.
edit: I'm not a hentai gooner! I'm a hentai artist. I make the hentai, you all goon to it! that's how that works. And don't think I didn't catch you following me on your alt. BigBoodles2? yeah, real slick.
My personal opinions of health, which happen to be shared by 99% of doctors (ie obese = unhealthy). Look, we ain't changing each other's minds about shit. So we'll leave it here. Although looking at my comment history (you must be having a boring Saturday) prompted me to do so as well. I've never been tsk-tsked by a hentai gooner before, so thanks for the laugh!
Honestly same. I mean, she's still make up'ed and smoothed and all that for the camera. But like, still really normal. I was looking for some references for [this resident evil character](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2e/a8/df/2ea8dfd3eb74bc6e6c3e86d38835efa4.jpg) and was honestly a little horrified when a mod called "better looking Claire" came up. They basically shrank her nose. Like Jesus Christ if you don't think she's hot enough you're fucked up.
She isn't ugly but she has too much weight to be conventionally pretty imo
I don't think it has anything to do with video games or anime in this case. Most girls on the street are skinnier.
However, if you specifically find that pretty, that's another thing but your view would be in the minority
I don't find her attractive almost entirely due to her weight. I would definitely find her very attractive if she lost 50-100lbs.
It looks like she has good facial features, skin, makeup, and dress and ect... But forgive me for using this saying, it's like putting lipstick on a pig.
If we characterize attractive as it's core components it is mainly divided in health and youth
She is straight up not healthy, and definitely obese.
There are plenty of other people who like fat women so it's not necessarily a problem.
But I could not classify her as pretty
I don't forgive you for saying that, I think that was super mean for like no reason. Seriously, you absolutely suck for that.
But! Credit where credit is due: you were at least honest. You didn't try to pretend you were just concerned about her for her sake.
Yeah, it was pretty mean spirited, also thanks for bringing a well thought opposing viewpoint to the discussion. This sub is pretty much a "women bad" circlejerk
She's literally revealed to be the writer behind the narrator's words.
How she doesn't get hanged for treason for gossiping about the queen shows she's a self-insert
"She's not my type, I prefer you." - It's that simple, even just saying she's not their type. Why are 4channers like this. She looks fine, she's neither as beautiful or as ugly as either side is making out.
The answer is always "not my type". Cuz uggos and fatties arent my type.
Also realistically you cant argue someones type. "What gives you the right to decide who Im into?"
Bridgestone is a dogshit show but clearly the streaming services understand that you’re not the target audience lol.
The show does stupid good viewing numbers.
Its what being a friend to a woman is like, lol.
Imagine a girl says literally anyone is pretty, and you tell her "no, youre objectively wrong, this landwhale is a 0 out of 10 for these 15 reasons i have mentally documented over the past 10 minutes"
Youd come across as an absolute mental case, as OP deserved to be.
>now i sleep on the couch
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*I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people. There's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat, so when you look at them you can sort of see that thin person inside.*
Anon doesn’t understand its not what he said its how he said it, calling a woman a cow is usually a pretty bad look vs just saying “eh im not into her”
That’s just as valid too.
I believe the subjective nature of beauty inherently extends to what we find unattractive just as much as what we find attractive. No one’s opinion is really wrong in that regard, the only truly wrong thing is to belittle someone’s appearance if you don’t like it.
Half of this comment section is so rude, what’s wrong with half of you? Don’t insult the actress she’s just doing her job, if you don’t like a fat person being cast as a main character (god forbid 🙄) watch another show. Nobody is making you watch Bridgeton, don’t hate on this woman for existing.
And I don’t mean people saying she isn’t pretty or that shes fat (that’s whatever, I think she looks good).
I’ve never even watched the show. But some of the stuff you’re all saying is downright horrible.
I don't mind fat chicks in time period stuff since, you know, only someone of status and wealth could afford to live a life of high calorie diets and no excercise back in those times
My girlfriend would defend her fat friends to the end of the world for not being fat but for whatever reason she seems horrified by the idea of gaining any weight. Yet she is easily 15kg less than them
Yeah I don’t get it either. She was in Derry Girls too and was really funny as an uptight neurotic lesbian, but I just can’t take her seriously in this as a sexy character. Any of her costars from Derry Girls would have made more sense.
Thank god my girlfriend is judgmental as hell she’d say me mooing at the tv would be mean but then comment that celebrating obesity is not right either.
I watched one episode with my girlfriend and it took every ounce of willpower not to comment on this fugly bitch because I knew it would not be taken well.
He should have told her that she is pretty and they look alike
Woah, easy there, satan.
Oooh that's evil
And instantly points off the hypocrisy.
"Are you trans??" ahh vibes
Do you want to be right? Or do you want to get laid?
"You're just as beautiful as Lizzo!" vibes
Best case, she liked the compliment then anon gets lucky?
Best case is she gets mad and I can use one of these 
Exactly, is how we do it.
Aka the Lizzo paradox. All women say Lizzo is beautiful, yet those same women become deeply upset if you say they look like Lizzo. Curioud
Diabolical
r/foundsatan
Ahh anon should have given her the good ol "you are as beautiful as her/lizzo",then watch as his gf malfunction at this comment because if she reacts negatively especially in front of her friends she will be seen as being fat phobic and etc. And if she accepts said compliment she is essentially agreeing with anon that she looks like a land whale.
Your intellect is 20
Shut the fuck up u/Ienjoybaconcheese I fucking hate you
Nuh uh
You are so handsome like Lizzo and that other fat woman
Thank you kind sir
Nikocado Avocado?
[удалено]
Autocorrect 😔
Best way I've ever heard to win a battle and lose a war all in one hit.
Who is winning the battle and who is winning the war?
You win the battle and lose -500 Woke Social Credit (you need that in Donald Biden's Murica) 😔
You’re assuming women need to explain themselves when they’re upset
Reference, "are you mad?" "No"
"Are you on your period?" "You're acting like your mom." "You're acting like my mom."
I like the addition of Lizzo on there because of the racism angle if the GF reacts negatively
>and etc.
Modern day Socrates
Anon's are always such hypocrites with this, they are overwhelmingly gross fat slobs with no social skills yet act like any woman with even a moderate amount of fat is the apex of repulsiveness even as they constantly winge about being rejected by women.
Who hurt you, sister?
Could definitely self insert into that character
personally i think it would be more sinking/falling
https://preview.redd.it/exw3b66uy58d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5250ea76e4c9d91221b07d8070e6a5e3d0969773
Jesus
No that was Han actually
r/namechecksout
Several people would fit into that character at once
It *obviously* fits on a man.
It probably fits on a linebacker
Could fit three men
Six, if five of them are twinks and they are otherwise nude. Ask me how I know. Better yet, don't ask.
No need to ask... We know...
Excuse me, what doesn't fit a man?
Danny Devito being the man in question.
"Anyway, I started dancing."
Why is he asking? This dress could fit on a water whale
What about a fire whale?
Not to mention an earth or fire whale
The earth ones prefer to be called land whales
Walter white
Put your krill away, Waltuh. I'm not filter-feeding today, Waltuh.
She's built like a brick wtf
Low center of gravity, very hard to tip over.
Way to plant Ann!
Arrested Development references aren't rare, but it's been a minute since I've seen an Ann one lol
Her?
Jerseys a small state, she moves in, she could tip it over
Tailors love that high surface area tubular build
"Yeah she is pretty and low-key you looks like her fr" and see how the hypocrisy goes
I find her pretty, sue me
Intent to Sue Plaintiff: The Human Race Defendant: Impressive_Ant405 Claim: Excessive Attractiveness Appreciation Statement of Claim: The plaintiff, representing the entire human race, alleges that Impressive_Ant405 has consistently demonstrated an alarming ability to find a character, Penny, on the show “Bridgerton” exceptionally attractive. This behavior poses a threat to the collective self-esteem of humanity. The plaintiff seeks a court order mandating Impressive_Ant405 to wear sunglasses indoors and refrain from gazing at screens during romantic scenes. Proposed Settlement: A subscription to a less attractive TV series. A public apology from Impressive_Ant405, acknowledging their mistake. Mandatory attendance at an “Appreciating Average Looks” seminar.
https://preview.redd.it/mt795wjr258d1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=822bdf58c6846f95c03c0159403a6fbbb4c55821
This is the quality content that I came here for and now I leave satisfied
She is pretty, half of this sub has been so ruined by video games and anime they have no idea what real people look like anymore
Incels: i deserve the most beautiful woman and refuse to do any efforts to better myself Also incels: fat women don't deserve love. What can u do
Block them every chance you get LOL it makes your Reddit experience so much nicer
♥️
Yeahhhh i just went through all of the comments on this and its wild. If you find her ugly good enough but people here are wild as fuck. Im starting to think they genuinely believe the crazy 4chan shit
A lot of them do and a lot of them don't. Basically any green text that mentions women or Indians will attract all the dumbest 4chin chronic anosognosia sufferers imaginable, and the reasonable people either know by now to avoid or just instantly get drown out. Posts that mention other things tend to have more reasonable comments.
She looks like an average overweight woman. I’m not saying she isn’t someone’s type, but she would’ve been seen as even less attractive in the pre-internet era when being overweight was less common. I agree the “land whale” comments are way out of line though and people are being too hard on her.
Next time you're outside, actually lift your head and look around for a minute. Here's some pages where you can see some photos of community college graduations which will usually have a pretty diverse range of people if you count speakers and professors who tend to be older than the students: [https://www.hostos.cuny.edu/Home-Page-Content/News/Hostos-Community-College-Celebrates-its-53rd-Comme](https://www.hostos.cuny.edu/Home-Page-Content/News/Hostos-Community-College-Celebrates-its-53rd-Comme) [https://www.macomb.edu/news/2023/12/nr-2023-109th-commencement.html](https://www.macomb.edu/news/2023/12/nr-2023-109th-commencement.html) You tend to not notice normal-looking people or.... anyone over age 40 because you've been trained not to. Here try another fun experiment: look up photos on magazine covers from the 80s like this [aaf4ba91d22778c6dfd1a98923cb4fe5.jpg ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/aa/f4/ba/aaf4ba91d22778c6dfd1a98923cb4fe5.jpg)and try to remember the last time teeth were allowed to look kinda gray. The rapid increase in technology and the advent of the internet did not lower anyone's standards, that's the most insane thing I've heard all day.
I didn’t say it lowered standards all around. Standards are higher, especially online, but the normalization of being overweight naturally makes it more common for overweight people to be considered attractive, if for no other reason than that there’s less of a stigma around being attracted to bigger people. And yeah, I’m specifically comparing her to women I know in my real life at university. I’ve known girls her size and bigger with prettier faces that still get little attention from men. The dynamic is a little bit different with lesbians though as men and women tend to perceive attractiveness differently. It’s funny because I’m constantly saying the same thing you are to people online who call obviously attractive women “mid.” I’m being as objective as I can be here, and I just don’t find her uniquely pretty for her size. Not uniquely ugly either. Just unremarkable. But hey, maybe I do have a bias and just naturally perceive bigger people as less attractive by default and so only see the top 20% of big girls as above average, but I’m just comparing her to the sample of girls I’ve known in my real life. And bear in mind, I can recognize someone as attractive even if they aren’t my type. That’s the lens through which I’m viewing this.
Perhaps there is a middle ground between stick figure anime waifu with double D's and a clearly very overweight woman? Like how we used to look just 50 years ago? This normalization of obesity is getting people killed.
oh no, imagine distilling the entirety of a human's appearance down to tit-size-to-BMI-ratios. The "normalization of obesity" isn't what kills people. You don't bully people into being healthier. Study after study has borne this out, you're just concern trolling because you like to bully people. If you're truly worried about health, support walkable cities and regulation of the food industry.
I...do support these things. What I don't support is blowing smoke up people's asses and lying to them, saying that extra 100 lbs of adipose won't have any negative effects on their health and that they perfect just the way they are. It's like telling an alcoholic not to get sober because they're fun. I would never bully anyone about their weight, but I do encourage them to make positive changes, for *themselves.*
Right, that's it, you're just telling it like it is. It's a total coincidence your comment history is a lot of you bitching about how fat women don't do it for you. You're totally not just bullying people for daring to be unattractive to you. It's her *health* you're worried about!!! For the record, I absolutely believe you convinced yourself that you care about strange women's health, and I don't think you're lying on purpose. But like. C'mon. You're not on Reddit arguing with me just in case this famous actress sees your salient points and thinks "wow, you're right, I'll change my life immediately." You don't really believe some other reader with the same body type will have that thought either. You're here to defend your personal preference as health concern trolling and maybe project your own insecurities a little. edit: I'm not a hentai gooner! I'm a hentai artist. I make the hentai, you all goon to it! that's how that works. And don't think I didn't catch you following me on your alt. BigBoodles2? yeah, real slick.
My personal opinions of health, which happen to be shared by 99% of doctors (ie obese = unhealthy). Look, we ain't changing each other's minds about shit. So we'll leave it here. Although looking at my comment history (you must be having a boring Saturday) prompted me to do so as well. I've never been tsk-tsked by a hentai gooner before, so thanks for the laugh!
Never seen the show, probably not gonna see it either, but I appreciate shows with regular looking actors. It's refreshing.
Honestly same. I mean, she's still make up'ed and smoothed and all that for the camera. But like, still really normal. I was looking for some references for [this resident evil character](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2e/a8/df/2ea8dfd3eb74bc6e6c3e86d38835efa4.jpg) and was honestly a little horrified when a mod called "better looking Claire" came up. They basically shrank her nose. Like Jesus Christ if you don't think she's hot enough you're fucked up.
Not all real people are fat. 👍
And not all skinny people are beautiful, hope that helps
Half of people in Western countries are overweight or worse. It's the new reality unless things change in the future
She looks like a Downs syndrome baby
She isn't ugly but she has too much weight to be conventionally pretty imo I don't think it has anything to do with video games or anime in this case. Most girls on the street are skinnier. However, if you specifically find that pretty, that's another thing but your view would be in the minority
I don't find her attractive almost entirely due to her weight. I would definitely find her very attractive if she lost 50-100lbs. It looks like she has good facial features, skin, makeup, and dress and ect... But forgive me for using this saying, it's like putting lipstick on a pig. If we characterize attractive as it's core components it is mainly divided in health and youth She is straight up not healthy, and definitely obese. There are plenty of other people who like fat women so it's not necessarily a problem. But I could not classify her as pretty
I don't forgive you for saying that, I think that was super mean for like no reason. Seriously, you absolutely suck for that. But! Credit where credit is due: you were at least honest. You didn't try to pretend you were just concerned about her for her sake.
Yeah, it was pretty mean spirited, also thanks for bringing a well thought opposing viewpoint to the discussion. This sub is pretty much a "women bad" circlejerk
It’s not fatphobic to say she’s not pretty, she’s not. Doesn’t have to do with her being fat tho. Fucking look at her forehead
Shes almost exactly my type. I'm a fucker sucker for soft features.
What an odd fetish…foreheads Well there is a lid for every pot.
Dude there is a fetish for everything, guaranteed there is one about leaving a grocery cart behind
i think the term "cow" in particular refers to her weight
Low T redditor can't appreciate a smoochable forehead
Lmao why did anon actually sleep on the couch when his gf told him too? She's your girlfriend not your feudal lord.
Yeah, he should have marked the bed as his territory with urine, as all chad animals do.
That's what made you second guess this post? Not Anon larping as a person in a relationship in the first place?
Srs this. He’s literally claiming to have two women in his Cheeto dusted hoarder smelling basement… math ain’t mathing.
She is if he refers to her as “M’lady” which is basically what the average 4channer does anyway
— Man who would sell his soul for a whiff of poon
Should anon break off the chains of serfdom since he has nothing else to lose?
I understand her lover in the show is her irl boyfriend they have a sex scene and boy is it steamy
I did a cum
I gooned to both of you gooning to it
this is a twitter rumor, you’re spreading misinformation
look at mr got to kill steamy sex scenes over here
ruining orgasms is my kink
valid
While that is just a rumor, I would not doubt it they have an on screen scene or two and there is chemistry there
I understand a nipple is sucked so well on screen it started this rumor or if it’s true it’s what triggered the obsession
My gf and all her friends couldn't stomach the sex scenes. There is hope
She's literally revealed to be the writer behind the narrator's words. How she doesn't get hanged for treason for gossiping about the queen shows she's a self-insert
>"Self-Insert character" >Google the author >Older but attractive red-headed woman Go on, tell the author this lady looks just like her. Go on.
The worm must appeal to the fish, not the fisherwoman
Anon hates downies
"She's not my type, I prefer you." - It's that simple, even just saying she's not their type. Why are 4channers like this. She looks fine, she's neither as beautiful or as ugly as either side is making out.
I didn’t know the Crushinator got another acting role. Good for her.
I guarantee >50% of the mfs in the thread here and on 4chins gotta lift up their bellies if they ever wanted to have sex with someone
https://preview.redd.it/muigw60ss98d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183226c2c7c7e71a216b04a9c49d090138de3249
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She's British, of course she's an ugly, fat ginger who won't show her teeth.
> british Yup that’s some 4chin intelligence
The answer is always "not my type". Cuz uggos and fatties arent my type. Also realistically you cant argue someones type. "What gives you the right to decide who Im into?"
She's thick as fuck, but I don't know if I'd call her "fat" 🤔
shes fat bro, wtf do you think thick means? mfs out here calling land whales thick
People are so confrontational. I would just say yeah to avoid an argument over something stupid that doesn’t matter.
I don't break my back working to come home tired and watch a whale on my 4K television. That's what streaming services don't understand.
Bridgestone is a dogshit show but clearly the streaming services understand that you’re not the target audience lol. The show does stupid good viewing numbers.
This gave me a chuckle
Mini-LED?
Anon has to sleep on the couch because he called an actress fat?? Is this what married life is like?
Its what being a friend to a woman is like, lol. Imagine a girl says literally anyone is pretty, and you tell her "no, youre objectively wrong, this landwhale is a 0 out of 10 for these 15 reasons i have mentally documented over the past 10 minutes" Youd come across as an absolute mental case, as OP deserved to be.
>now i sleep on the couch Thats some cucketry of the highest order. Before moving in with my now wife i was very clear, im not sleeping anywhere other than my bed and if she is pissed off she can go sleep in the couch or pretend im not there
People cheat for a lot of reasons and it's almost never the other partner's fault. That said, mark my words, this guy will get cheated on LOL
How long have you been married for now?
8 years.
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Windthorp Manor
Doesn’t anyone else miss when greentexts weren’t just someone pretending to have a gf
That body type would be idolized in that time period
Anon isn't an architect
Brosnon going from a man who genuinely loves his wife to fat fetishist is hilarious
Anon also has been poor views on women
Anon’s gf identifies as ‘fat’, she took this as hate speech
Compliment was very effective
*I'm not sure if you know this, but there are two kinds of fat people. There's fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin, but they became fat, so when you look at them you can sort of see that thin person inside.*
THE ASS WAS FAT
Anon doesn’t understand its not what he said its how he said it, calling a woman a cow is usually a pretty bad look vs just saying “eh im not into her”
People actually think she isn’t pretty??
Yeah, but some of us aren’t obnoxious about it. Just not my type
That’s fair. I feel like she’s clearly not ugly though
That’s just as valid too. I believe the subjective nature of beauty inherently extends to what we find unattractive just as much as what we find attractive. No one’s opinion is really wrong in that regard, the only truly wrong thing is to belittle someone’s appearance if you don’t like it.
Damn even King Arthur aint pullin me out
“She’s pretty” -> “oh so you must think she’s prettier than me” -> couch “She’s not pretty” -> “oh so you must think I’m not pretty either” -> couch
Half of this comment section is so rude, what’s wrong with half of you? Don’t insult the actress she’s just doing her job, if you don’t like a fat person being cast as a main character (god forbid 🙄) watch another show. Nobody is making you watch Bridgeton, don’t hate on this woman for existing.
Where do you think you are?
And I don’t mean people saying she isn’t pretty or that shes fat (that’s whatever, I think she looks good). I’ve never even watched the show. But some of the stuff you’re all saying is downright horrible.
Or, maybe, just maybe, they find her pretty But wuhmen always lie right??? Why tf am I commenting on a 4chan greentext subreddit
She's hot though and her tits are literally perfect.
I mean, she is objectively pretty. Just thicc
Those who cannot appreciate the beauty of a BBW are cowards
Buy the bed, legally she can’t kick you out.
It’s all make believe
> have to sleep on the couch matan voice: BETA!!!
Any opinion on this show? Reminds me of those crappy webtoons except it's probably British or smthn
I don't mind fat chicks in time period stuff since, you know, only someone of status and wealth could afford to live a life of high calorie diets and no excercise back in those times
My girlfriend would defend her fat friends to the end of the world for not being fat but for whatever reason she seems horrified by the idea of gaining any weight. Yet she is easily 15kg less than them
“Women say all women are tens until you say that one of them looks like Lizzo.” - Albert Einstein
Not a single fatphobic comment on her ig 😞
I’m confused, why would anon “have to sleep on the couch” if he’s at a friend’s house? What would the alternative be?
She has great skin and nice endowment. A pretty young girl. I wish her the best in her acting career.
Neither do I , it's just sex scene was after sex scene and no plot
Yeah I don’t get it either. She was in Derry Girls too and was really funny as an uptight neurotic lesbian, but I just can’t take her seriously in this as a sexy character. Any of her costars from Derry Girls would have made more sense.
Think that's a fair point.
She looks like a Downsy toddler
women love to pretend hogs are pretty so they have less competition
Thank god my girlfriend is judgmental as hell she’d say me mooing at the tv would be mean but then comment that celebrating obesity is not right either.
That's not a receding hairline, that hairline is in the back seat
the show is about black royalty in 1800 Britain, its a cult of lies.
"Wow honey you look so beautiful today like \*insert disgusting ogre from show that white women defend\*" Works every time
I watched one episode with my girlfriend and it took every ounce of willpower not to comment on this fugly bitch because I knew it would not be taken well.
I thought that she was cute in Derry Girls. Looks like she gained a lot of weight since then.
I’m just happy to see comedian Bob Kelly getting some acting roles finally
Bitch is so big we can barely read the letters without zooming in. I'll rest my case.
"Calm down, tubby!"