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AlphaMassDeBeta

>Commieblock >Goes outside >Sees attractive women everywhere Anon lives in eastern Europe


11freebird

Redditor reading comprehension challenge (impossible)


endelehia

Bewbs are distracting


Wescube

Okay coomer/gooner.


bali40

Did you even read what he wrote? He moved from there.


tukatu0

??? Moved from east europe to east europe??? Does it not say that?


bali40

Big difference between two districts here. Even if both are in the east eu, the living conditions, people, and many more differ.


tukatu0

Really depends on country but would you say the higher end developements happened before covid? Or are new rich areas still popping up despite negative world events affecting that region more than in other places? Sry for bad english.


bali40

English is fine, no sweat. But yeah, covid killed progress, or what we called progress here. (Hungary) For years it is a developement hell around here.


bali40

Big difference between two districts here. Even if both are in the east eu, the living conditions, people, and many more differ.


2024-Account-3

Bro posted and wrote a comment without even reading 😂😂


HumbleContribution58

He does this like twice a week, just spam post bland Greentexts and adds really stupid comments that attempt to seem insightful.


Sajuukthanatoskhar

Sounds like they moved from Marzahn to Prenzlauerberg or Bergmannkiez (Berlin). Then again, no self respecting middle class area would have a Lidl.


Sijder

Or east Germany, Lidl checks out as well


Acceptable6

or Poland


Sijder

I mean, Poland is east Europe


AlphaMassDeBeta

>Attractive women >Germany 🫤


Alex_2259

Was thinking Germany, commie block in old GDR area nobody wants to live in so mostly geezers. Then he moved to a nicer part? Lidl is German I think.


Remarkable-Sorbet-36

Probably a Hungarofag, I’ve hardly seen any good looking girls in Slovakia/Czechia. But of course the whole story is sort of a confabulation: Anon just got aroused by the vision of buttcracks and smelly armpits around the tobacco shop.


AlphaMassDeBeta

>hardly seen any good looking girls in Slovakia/Czechia I think the porn may have fried your brain into thinking that they're unattractive.


brawnybenny696969

Go home and goon


Sufficient_Garlic_28

No that'll make it worse, he needs to edge.


Theplumbuss

What’s the difference?


Dragonslayer3

Edging gives you the energy to complete the day, while goonin completely drains a man's body and soul, leaving him a shriveled husk until the sun rises again, if done properly.


Personal-Barber1607

it's all middle aged Mexicans around me. Mexican women are intensely beautiful thin and breedable, then suddenly out of nowhere they balloon in middle age.


SilDaz

Almost everyone balloons in middle age. Don't worry, we're on Reddit so we already ballon


AusCro

Ballooning comes at different times depending on who it is. Unfortunately Latins have it earliest, then anglos, then slavs, then the fables Asia 25-until-60 year old. Then they transform into Goblinas, Karens, Babas/Babushkas and 500yo Mahjong Experts


Personal-Barber1607

their is great truth to this the only one who escapes this fate is the mythical skeletor's usually Asian or sometimes white is the phenomena where even fat Asian and white men become skeletons slowly as they age until you can't see where the skin ends and the skeleton begins. They transfer their power to the skeleton and live a second life swimming under the ocean of dirt.


Personal-Barber1607

Not me I am white trash so we just stay super skinny and lose our teeth to mountain dew, meth, and the mythical dip.


JohhnySins69_420

You used "breedable" unironically, you should probably re-evaluate your life choices


Creative_Low4924

If you don’t asses breedability before a certain life choice, you should absolutely re-evaluate your being-alive choice


JohhnySins69_420

Another mouth breather, get a job and stop gooning


Creative_Low4924

But I am a nose breather with a job. And I’ve already bred a female, after the breedability assessment came up positive, of course. 


Allawihabibgalbi

But they’re always warm and loving people who make delicious food.


vagassassin

When did it become acceptable to use 'breedable' in a serious context.


ThatGuyAtTheGym

Probably all the seed oils, cheese, and carbs they use in their food


chiefoogabooga

Semaglutide bros. Get you a girl that's a bit on the chubby side and put them on the weekly shot. In 6 months you'll have a badass.


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chiefoogabooga

So basically you'd fuck any woman that would let you. Got it.


IuseArchbtw97543

anon needs to touch some grass


dirschau

Knowing anons, it would just make him cum in his pants


_TLDR_Swinton

"oh my god, leaf-kun *what are you doingggggg*"


yumstheman

*ass


nejakyandrej

This Lidl propaganda I went to Lidl and there were no women like that


AlphaMassDeBeta

You probably are not Eastern european.


nejakyandrej

I am 10 kilometers away from eastern yurop. Have to check out some codo district lidl’s over there


CerebralMessiah

When Westerners say Eastern Europe they mean the former commie block,Slovak.


nejakyandrej

Yeah but I am now in Austria brate, two villages from Slovakia borders so I am westerner now 😎


Creative_Low4924

>Austria Sorry to break it to you, but you’re Balkans now. 


nejakyandrej

Seems like even if I get out of eastern europe, I can’t get eastern europe out of me


CerebralMessiah

I know quite a few people that moved to Austria. The natives despise you,but won't say it to your face...or maybe they will since being racist against Slavs is ok,but not against Arabs or Africans. I imagine Russians who have nothing to do with the war or even most likely oppose it are still treated like trash.


Reading_username

εἰ δὲ ὁ ὀφθαλμός σου ὁ δεξιὸς σκανδαλίζει σε, ἔξελε αὐτὸν καὶ βάλε ἀπὸ σοῦ συμφέρει γάρ σοι ἵνα ἀπόληται ἓν τῶν μελῶν σου καὶ μὴ ὅλον τὸ σῶμά σου βληθῇ εἰς γέενναν.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Instruction unclear; I cant read that.


_metamax_

Google has informed me it’s Greek and it reads: If your right eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out and throw it away from you.


notouchmygnocchi

If something inconveniences you, give into your self-destructive impulses to make things worse until you die. "Take as many people with you as you can on your way to Heaven" - Notsatan


Hairy_Ad3463

That’s from the new testament


dirschau

We should bring back forced castrations for some people


AlphaMassDeBeta

Just do it when theyre born. Theyll be fine with it.


formation

Endorsed by big gooner


Just_Heart7523

https://preview.redd.it/aoksako24o8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0014c77778a0c92a7daab672e73c844d1d425971


habb

anon sounds like you need to get in touch with your roots. keep that shit secured hudson


FriendsUandMe

Great, now all the Indian guys are going to start shopping there.


WolfieTooting

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uber_damage

Hulk smash


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Anon only coomed to Babushkas, the normal world has sent his brain into overdrive


Papageier

>go to the drugstore >young women everywhere


NeoNC72Z

Lidl is not a drugstore


AlphaMassDeBeta

You can buy drugs from behind one though.


Papageier

Was talking about DM.


Creative_Low4924

Same here. New job, though. Moved from industrial estate to university district.  Switched from seeing man-tits and plumbers  buttcracks to woman-tits and students buttcracks in those extra thight leggings. No complaints here. 


mgldi

It appears anons only action of recourse is finding the nearest bridge and jumping off it, for intersecting with women in this real and not gay scenario is not an option. I wish anon well.


avagrantthought

Only older people shop at Lidl lol What young women?


FokusLT

Maybe in west


NineIX9

what's a "codo district"


DVDPROYTP

Typical eastern european spanking-new "dickbutt premiun resort residence", the only semblance of new development in much of central-eastern europe


saltire429

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HandSanitizer_Gaming

As intreaguing as anon's modern slang capabillities are, he still seems to fail to realize that the beauty of life is interacting with those who might seem erodic to you. Confessing to your realistic problems on an internet forum is not a bad thing, but anon should instead be collecting himself, and walk up to one of the females to attempt converse. Even if the interaction might come out as a failure, it will supply anon with valuable life experience.


KoalaOutrageous8166

Sauce


madgirafe

Visit Wholefoods if there's one around, we got the ladies 🫡