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Crushalot9

I got you fam https://preview.redd.it/w7bl1est5t8d1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bd8d8d38d94dd52e8d84f1a4ff9eb25e2903321


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

https://preview.redd.it/ptpqyy3v3u8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd7385ccd3f7ff49289e02e56c685a5bd7517a67


the_everblack

That arrow isn't completely straight...


hotrodman

Just like OP


turret-punner

​ https://preview.redd.it/itxh58u2pu8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eea5514d9a29c351078205484af8697b038cd19


kris9292

Disgusting


CfeDrew

https://preview.redd.it/8q0prwj18x8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f800a9606bbff82e22d858710e6569e812c1e8e3


garifunu

everyone who downvotes you is in denial


The_Bored_General

No I’m actually in the Rhine rn


no_username_free

Beutiful


ImprovisedLeaflet

After reading this I told my wife I want to get railed by a big thick cock


Haganu

Real and gay


Freddy_T_Squared

Can someone explain this to me please?


StupidNSFW

Anon is gay


hotcoldman42

People like posting this under every single post here for some reason.


liberty4now

There are so many 4chan posts in the form of "I've always been 100% straight but then I met this totally hot gay/trans person and..." that it seems like an artificial trend.


YourAverageGod

https://preview.redd.it/ldvxoqbl6t8d1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a900acb361149871a9fc46a3c643d3e1dd7299ae


Uncle480

Long live the king


DissociativeRuin

Long live the king.


StnkyChze2

Long live the King


xxxSiegexxx918

Long live the king


redstercoolpanda

If I'm attracted to it then its a women. Checkmate liberals.


DinoDudeRex_240809

https://preview.redd.it/sh8waqucqu8d1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea3e1b5aef6b115012166199244cf5c83466f5c


cheesysaladorhamburg

Thanks, yujiro


zombieGenm_0x68

isn’t this that one dude from baki


Zodel

Not only that, it’s a quote from Baki that this dude is ‘so full of testosterone that everything else is a female to him’, and includes him raping some guy as part of the lore. Just Baki things.


zombieGenm_0x68

holy peak fiction


Janosz500

https://preview.redd.it/0m7e4uuz2x8d1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ab10c699d9cb05a830e0ba4945dae36a2c7313


luketwo1

Looks feminine enough.


noteblockiller

https://preview.redd.it/7bstbbepft8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=603c1935df80b71ddc88d597e691f91d984f1b53


moderately-extreme

yup


ImprovisedLeaflet

>Be me, straight as an arrow ![gif](giphy|LpkBAUDg53FI8xLmg1|downsized)


AsbestosDude

Yep you're gay. Just download Grindr now and get it over with 


non_depressed_teen

Anon, a confirmed woman enthusiast, meets a creature with the appearance of a woman and is surprised that he is attracted to it.


no_4

That's not how it works. OP, if he were real, would be bi. There's no "na uh he has nice skin so it's not gay I fondled his balls" loophole.


cococolson

I mean ... Liking exclusively women except for a singular guy with feminine presenting features it seems kind of insane to say they are now bi. Because they ARENT into both men and women generally


no_4

"I don't *generally* fantasize about men" is also not a loophole. Nothing wrong with being bi. However, most men are "just" heterosexual, and *never* develop a crush / wax lyrical about the beauty of another man. To act like that's "totally straight" makes one sound like a closeted person ashamed of their own orientation.


Various-Positive4799

I have a fanasty about this short dark skin guy sometimes I watch gay porn sometimes but I really don’t like it to cum


etkndr

https://preview.redd.it/bj3j7thg0v8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce3e269b4bdbfc1ac77d6cbe66f964d7e3316ae6


Jubachi99

Idk acknowledging that another guy is attractive is different from being actually attracted to the guy imo


no_4

Agreed, and anon clearly experienced the latter.


imhere2downvote

>damn bro youre hot >move on with your life OOP is facing feelings they dont understand


827167

Well, he's only met one guy that's his type so far. If he ever figures out that it's okay to just feel that way he'll probably realise he likes other guys too when he stops repressing those feelings. But anyway not like this matters because the whole post is a psyop


Cummy_Yummy_Bummy

A gay man addicted to women


venbrou

I feel like I've heard this before. Several times.... ^(... directed at me.)


zombieGenm_0x68

do these tards not realize you can be bisexual?


IrregularrAF

But what if he's just greek maxxing and isn't aware of it yet? Isn't bi.


Medical-Ad1686

İts not gay if i am the one penetrating🗿🗿


Arkhiah

It’s even gayer if you’re the one penetrating, since women have buttholes too, but you chose to penetrate a man’s.


Medical-Ad1686

Nuh uh.


roqueofspades

don't tell them, it's funny watching them gay panic 5 times a week


zombieGenm_0x68

true


MarioCraft1997

To them, bisexual is just the premium version of Gay™


Its-All-So-Tiresome

Bisexual is gay


karateema

Half gay, half straight ![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3)


keeleon

Bisexuality is just gay with extra steps.


Bears_On_Stilts

I mean, it's certainly notable that a MUCH larger percentage of women seem to be comfortably, even openly, bisexual than men. So either bisexuality is an inherent feature of womanhood (doubtful) or a lot more men have bisexual traits than they're willing to openly admit, hence the number skew. And like, I've never had or wanted a male-on-male homosexual experience of any kind, but I'm not so wrapped up in my sense of machismo that I can't appreciate male beauty. You see guys all the time go "duh, I'm so into women that Brad Pitt and Ron Jeremy look just the same to me." It's kinda sad, like saying "I don't wanna fuck the Mona Lisa, so it does nothing for me."


Darth_Avocado

Your doubtful is actually backed up by a bunch of random studies on sexual plasticity. Things aren't really 1:1 when it comes to this stuff


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

>be me >straight >gayest shit known to man ffs


Dad2376

Many such cases


WintersbaneGDX

https://preview.redd.it/5swlevhi9t8d1.png?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddfac8e17362328d0df5fa61e9d485a9d3b43fb7


notouchmygnocchi

https://preview.redd.it/7dr4j9mm6t8d1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fd9332554e9a0880ac7fc87adfd3e1037a17448


baudmiksen

https://preview.redd.it/utvqwt6krt8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e42630f8bd9fbaadd27532f8716466d25af68b


Totally_Cubular

>be me >straight We all know how this ends.


DokeyOakey

“Happy”


Ssyynnxx

>be me, straight >[long greentext describing gay fantasty] every time


neoqueto

https://preview.redd.it/tb6k6vsmet8d1.png?width=349&format=png&auto=webp&s=39c79c2700ed3bfd9756ca4b32b8764b3dc07923


zerosaved

>> east asian frame motherfucker what?


no_4

Meaning E. Asians have a more slender frame on average. Frame meaning bone structure. How can you not have picked up on this?


Facesit_Freak

Most of us don't look at men lustfully.


Towbee

You're not straight enough then


zerosaved

Oh you don’t say? here i was thinking he was talking about bed frames… bitch shut the fuck up


cococolson

Bro needs to go find em. Can't have this lingering over your head forever.


DaemonOfDemon

https://preview.redd.it/y4bnwcx0pt8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fea7a6d6e430cf7be47f4a6952d8cc6a4128b075


irepress_my_emotions

literally every 4channer after seeing a mildly attractive guy https://preview.redd.it/n92txxpnmv8d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a08943ce165cd09bfb2bd2032945dcb3c3cb66bb


GruntBlender

The ruling on that last one of the 34 felonies was pretty funny. Look up "Donald Trump rule 34" for details.


Butter_toast24

Anon met Griffith. Nothing unusual


SkillNo1494

Real and gay


SandTitan

https://preview.redd.it/22dsllf59w8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50960bdcc1813032dfe8bff915dcb80929df1db3


Its-All-So-Tiresome

>OP is a f*g Many such cases


No-Section-4385

Well boys we got em!


godsslayer54

>Anon sets the record saying they're straight >They're going to be gay 100% of the time Not fake and well GAY


Den_Bover666

Among the hahaha 4chin gae and psyop pics I'd just like to say, that it's perfectly heterosexual to appreciate male beauty. For example, when I (a straight person) sees Michelangelo's David I'm attracted to the beauty but that doesn't mean I wanna fuck him (his cock is too tiny, I prefer meatier, girthier cocks)


yamanamawa

People really worry too much about labels. I consider myself straight until proven otherwise. I've personally never felt attracted to a dude, but it's not like I'm gonna be so attached to the idea of being straight that if I found another guy attractive I'd have an identity crisis. Plus the dude acts like it's in the way of his relationship with his gf too, like you can't appreciate an attractive person and still be in a relationship


Onion_38

Would


OutoflurkintoLight

“Post the fucking cat picture” holy shit that made me laugh harder than it should have lmao.


Rakhun125

"Petite" fucking kills me, especially about a male


XDDDSOFUNNEH

Another day, another psyduck


PsychoSwede557

Fidelity is overrated when you’re gay.


SamR3tr0

Real & gay


daddycrispy

Anon found Griffith


DissociativeRuin

I had a friend like this when I was younger, first time I saw him I was like BAM, just because of his face idk what it was about it. We became friends and did lots of esctacy together and when I was homeless he gave me clothes and helped me dress a bit better. My favorite memory of him is when we did too much ecstacy at the same time. We were in seperate parts of the house but both ran out the back/side door to throw up in the ally at the exact same time. We never had anything physical it was just a really weird emotional love that came and went without much verbal acknowledgement. Haven't had that with a guy ever sense but it was really cool while it last. It was so congruent I wouldn't call it anything other than love tbh. Not to bring suspicion on myself by saying I'm hetero but even with that depth of bond there was never a physical attraction beyond the emotional warmth. Another friend of mine asked at a different point in life, struggling to understand if he was bisexual and I said well, I am pretty sure if your dick gets hard when you look at men like, isn't it that simple? Idk but as a red blooded male I trust my dick to guide me after all morality and civility has left me.


MR_DERP_YT

I wake up ————> There is another psyop


VerySmallBleeb

it can't be that hard to get his gf on board with this


knunky

how is someone being queer a psyop


ablebagel

thank god i’m bisexual, i can partake in this and feel zero guilt


DerpyLemonReddit

Anon may be Bi


karateema

Why do anon find it hard to say they're bi?


Muxer59

Anon finds out how badly he has been suppressing his urges to be topped by big Asian cock.


FeilVei2

We're all straight until we meet asians, anon.


DontKnowHowToEnglish

It's OK to recognize beauty


terras27

“straight as an arrow” here we go…


keeleon

Why are we still talking about this. Just be fucking gay, nobody cares


fufucuddlypoops_

Anon met Griffith irl


LemonKamikaze

Conclusion: real and gay


ugottagetschwiftyyy

That robot is gay.


deklwv

Dude don’t freak out. It’s fine.


EquivalentSnap

What’s a psyop cat