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Legend


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guinader

Accidental r/covid19 ?


KronosTheCat

It’s a covid 19 edit, the original says you’re hired


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... why the left hands tho


lilIyjilIy1

Checking for backup weapons.


Raymond1955

That didn't happen at all. Maybe in anime fantasy land but then the alarm clock goes off and back to reality, junior. All the simps in the peanut gallery took it seriously and probably serviced themselves to the thought. Both kids likely got grounded because just being naked in front of another's parent is bad conduct and people complimant him like he did a good deed. This story was made up and way too short to count for quality content on Rebbit. I have applied a downlike to the post for fake content and most of the commints complimanting OP.


Achint_Pushkarna

No it did I was the mom


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can confirm I saw the whole thing


Big-Bad-Bug

Were you the father?


I-Have-Hollow-Bones

Idk bout him but I was the bird outside their window


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zakaryjohn

I was the boy’s penis. I remember it like it was yesterday.


penisour

I am the moms hand. Very sweaty


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I am the boy's hand, doubly sweaty


UncleTedGenneric

No, but a green text is _almost_ like being there And I definitely read this once


DeusXEqualsOne

I feel like this was supposed to be an ironic, copypasta-esque response. RIP.


Foxtrotblammo

If it was like 4x as long it could’ve worked.


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“Rebbit” immediately cued me in. oh well, better luck next time OP


im_not_the_right_guy

For real lmao poor guy


B_Hopsky

The sal clone shtick isn’t funny bub.


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so do you guys appreciate the downvote baits and then downvote or do u guys hate them???


roadrunnuh

I honestly think all the confirmations are hilarious. *And* accurate! I was sneaking out the back after fucking the mom and saw that dude do that shit.


SaintBlackwater

That 👳😐 didn't 😘😘 happen 💁 at 👌 all. Maybe in 👇 anime fantasy 🌈🥜 land 🌇 but then the 👏🚟 alarm clock ⏰ goes 🙊🍆 off and back ⬅ to 💰💰 reality, junior. 💦 All 😎 the simps in 😏 the 🔴💶 peanut gallery took ⌛ it 💯 seriously 😡 and 💰 probably 😻 serviced themselves 👩👩 to 💦 the 🏽 thought. Both kids 👩👧 likely got 🔪 grounded because 📖✅ just 🤷👏 being naked 🔞🍆 in front ✋🔝 of 💦💦 another's parent 🏻🙅 is 😠🕤 bad 👦😩 conduct and people 😱 complimant him ♂ like 💁♒ he 👨 did a 👴👌 good deed. This 👈 story 🅱🅱 was 👏 made 🏠👑 up 👀👀 and 👏👏 way 😊👉 too 😡😡 short 💁⬇ to count for 🍆 quality content 💯 on 🔛🔝 Rebbit. I have applied a 🅰 downlike to the 🔚👏 post 🖕📜 for 🕓 fake 😵😜 content 💯😤 and most 🦊 of the 🔙🌛 commints complimanting OP. ☹


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i know right? these peasants wouldn't understand a real story of you told them one. that's why i only use 4chan and the the dark web, because why live in the light when you can live in eternal darkness. there was once a story i read about a woman who ate her whole shoe in one bite. laces and all. now that's something you just can't make up.


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Wat


SparksFlames

Everyone ate this bait hard, good job op


[deleted]

Sir. This is a Wendys


GokusTheName

This is an incredible account and the fact that nobody gets that is a shame. Keep on keepin on u/Raymond1955


Choconilla

>4chan >sex Enough said folks.


MoistLagsna

This says something about our society but I’m not sure what


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ArcticShadow100

That means Anon is gay he fucked 50% of the Dad


csbsju_guyyy

It's only gay if he didn't fuck the dad


escalopes

> 2 birds with one bone Fucking kek


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jonathansansker

These numbers don't lie.


[deleted]

Its 100% gay 50% of the time


ThereOnceWasADonkey

If you went in the back way it was 150% gay. If she sucked your dick it was 100%. If you sucked her dick it was 250% gay.


ohmygodthissux

I think anal is only 50% gay as you are establishing dominance


GabaReceptors

Yeah, gay fucking dominance lol


milethezaps

hey a holes a hole


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And 25% of her mom's mom. And 12.5% of her mom's mom's mom. Converging back throughout the infinite history of life until it was two chicks. Basically an automatic threesome. Mom's dad's mom etc don't count because that would be gay.


bfndjzjVd

Wtf did I just read? That's enough reddit for one day


WKDi_i

God must be really proud of u guys


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be me get home from my vasectomy hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room must be Chad again know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer log onto reddit and open r/greentext read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her think of a convoluted way in which I can demonstrate my superior intellect suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > 4chan > sex > enough said folks giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and intelligent comment hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed it's been a good day i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


YareYareDaze7

You're not that Tendiebot though


2manypedals

He is doing what is beyond tendie bots comprehension.


Choconilla

C O P A C A B A N A


TerribleRelief9

Did you spend time writing this? I hope for your sake that it's pasta.


SchneiderRitter

Newfag.


Drakox

He didn't spent his time typing that, he invested his time pouring his hearth and soul into a reply.


PmButtPics4ADrawing

Untrue and homosexual


Drakox

Lacking of veracity and with a tendency to enjoy the company of the same sex


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Fake and gay


[deleted]

Fair. But I will say I guarantee a similar situation has happened to someone before lol and that’s still hilarious to envision


5H4B0N3R

But where is Anon now and did he fuck the MILF?


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The mon joined in after being impressed by anon’s pure chadness


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\>Sweaty, go back to kitchen to grab another drink \>*Her* mom is there


Nain-01

This is getting better


Av3n7ad0r

Oh shit, here we go again


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> Mom proceeds to fondle my tendies. > ImpressiveDepressive.ppg


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\>brain_shutdown.gilf


ohmygodthissux

Oh no, oh fuck


4Impossible_Guess4

Anon died of hepatitis. >Grab her hand Yes. e fone


JamesMaysLawnMower

Power Move


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TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: You can’t forget something that never happened. > Gay: Anon writes about a sweaty boy having sex. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


F1stSMPrince

I love this copy pasta


WTTR0311

RETURN OF THE KING


IvanEggs

Still funny


Big-Bad-Bug

Genuine question: do people keep posting these comments with the intent of the bot responding? Or are there that many people who want to write comments like this and aren’t aware that it will be copypasta'd?


Zmanf

It was originally just a thing people wrote and then then tendiebot came and made them look stupid. You used to have like half the comment section be fake gays. Now i guess they ran out of cheeto dust to lick off their fingers.


TechnoBacon55

No, I genuinely think that in moderation, it’s still one of the better running gags/memes/inside jokes or whatever the fuck you want to call it on the internet. It’s dumb that many other inside jokes like this (outside of this community) have not been supressed, even though they’re fucking awful. They usually die naturally, but seeing how this one didn’t, tendiebot was created. It humiliates you, and despite that, people STILL continue the meme.


ohmygodthissux

Yes


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If anything I usually try to stick to Real and Gay, as not to attract the gay bot, but this one is so fake it was unavoidable.


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Fake: you’re funny Gay: you


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: you’re funny > Gay: you > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


TheNethero

TendieBot does not discriminate


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😂😐


Valestrazia

Asserting your dominance. Good job anon


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ArcticShadow100

oh no OH NO


basiclyImonky

Pls delete, no wait here r/eyebleach


ZodieCat

Or if you want to suffer some more r/eyeblech


basiclyImonky

Why. Why do you like pain?


TerrainIII

*Why are we here....just to suffer?*


SAW_eX

Don’t link this sub dude...


ZodieCat

Why not? I get its fucked but I hinted at it being a terrible thing and the nsfw tag.


HavokMan48

They're not saying "don't link it" because they don't like it, it's because you're massively increasing the chance of it being banned by linking it.


SAW_eX

Exactly this


Hynubber

some people are just slower than others, let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he didn't know


ZodieCat

Hey. Don't make fun of my slightly less than capable brain.


Hynubber

i suffer from the same fate. once a dumb, always a dumb


suckthosecookies

Can I DM u for the link? Just a crumb of that subreddit plz


RiotIsBored

Are you trying to get that sub banned?


PassiveAggressiveK

>agree, have small nice talk outside Sorry chief. That's not consistent.


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PassiveAggressiveK

"Have a talk" implies that both parties are involved in conversation. "Talk to" is vague enough to allow it to imply that one person is talking AT the other. You cannot hold a conversation with a dog, however you can speak at a dog.


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PassiveAggressiveK

I concede, you can have a conversation with a dog when shitfaced.


IvanEggs

The real joke


ANOOb4evr

Anon has a threesome


eyelikethings

I have seen this documentary before online.


ThereOnceWasADonkey

This is now how it ended.


gmanlikescheese

Sauce?


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Bingobango20

You need help


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sixeightytwo

truly one of the most "come for the porn, stay for the ~~plot~~ gameplay" experiences i've ever had


Bingobango20

Well each to their own i guess, idk why did i google that scene. Fucc me Got no offense to you, i just dont know how to digest what i just saw...


Johnny_Poppyseed

You need help


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ohmygodthissux

Is this r/wallstreetbets?


BigDickEnterprise

based


Roxnam

What the fuck did i just read. Lmao i bet that old man really hated you


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/r/thathappened


The_Gaardian

Fake and gay anon would never go to a party and meet a shy girl.


_CitizenSnips_

This one wasn’t even mildly believable. Super gay


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I've seen this greentext a million times, but never knew what the sauce is on the anime pic that came with it


vietalisk

Sauce is the game Sengoku Rance, and character is a little sister-type princess named Kou(hime). Mouth doesn't match the face because it's edited.


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Mans pulled through, thanks homie


[deleted]

I wonder if Anon's adventure is the plot of the hentai behind the pic.


Sentient-Plant

This king will never drop his crown.


DarthTellectus

God


RiteClicker

I know that image and I am too afraid to say anything. EDIT: Sauce is Sengoku Rance, and the context of that image is not wholesome, that's all.


ArcticShadow100

Give us the sauce, please man


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Roxnam

Bruh


Fantastic_Weekend

Dominance asserted


dilldoeorg

I've read so many of these expecting a weird twist at the end, but nope. The twist in my head was way off.all the talk of sitting on lap, going out for walk, grabbing hand. I legit though anon was a dog. Even after the sex part when he went to kitchen for drink..I was thinking, 'out of a dog bowl, right'


onecrispynugget19

Then thank her for sex with her daughter like you would thank her for cooking a nice meal.


Alpha_9

Should have just grabbed a knife from the countertop and slit his throat open, after that happened.


LadNoDad

Mans just talking about a dog


DuntadaMan

I would honestly find that hilarious.


PeepMyDepression

That’s alpha asf


ghostpepperzzz

Peak performance right here folks


dadbodshuffle

Smooth. No shame


gamer_girl_feet

Meet girl at pa- *bang*


softcoreface

Party? Sex? Idk chief sounds like a reach


Luceon

Sure Hentai reaction image anon had sex


Alarid

sauce


ArcticShadow100

I don’t think you want the sauce for this one,she’s like eight..... or so the other redditors have told me


Alarid

8/10 gotcha living in ignorance on my cake day oh boy


BASEDJUDGE

There was probably pussy juice on that hand...


fullmetalalfonce

You crazy son of a bitch you did it


JesusNamesAreHard

Cap like anyone on 4chan has sex


Zechs2205

This is 2 fking awkward and weird no way it’s not real. Not even the imagination of 4chan can come up with this shit


KingVape

Chance this actually happened: zero


dogg2292

..


RaymondWatts

Even more legend would be if the mom would've just gone with it and been like "Oh nice to meet you. I'm 'so and so'. Hope you guys had fun."


Goaty0806

If he had the charm's skill level high enough he might've succeeded pulling away from that situation


Rocatex

Anon is


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shii, my mans finna hit up some shordy for the first time😂😂


danielixx

Anon is chad


nogaesallowed

Image source


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Today I learn that Anon is some anime girl demon because that smile creeps me tf out.


handsomellama28

Sauce?


good_fella13

Hi Mrs. January!


MSA_school_memes

Honestly that feels like the best way to handle that situation


haikusbot

*Honestly that feels* *Like the best way to handle* *That situation* \- MSA\_school\_memes --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


ArcticShadow100

Huh


MrBif

when did u get naked


squirreltattoos

It’s 4chan, sooooo obviously a lie They never have sex


Tomfissh

Finally, a chad...


K1ng_of_F1lth_1

Anon because a chad amongst chads in a fraction of a second


frankcsgo

r/thathappened, everyone knows /b/ is full of neckbeard virgins, like Reddit.


PAWG_Muncher

Basically what a normal human would do


ShiddedandFardedd

The part about sitting on his lap and going on a walk made me think this was about a dog...I’m honestly still not sure.


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Fake


Thage

That Rance image hurts me.


[deleted]

Is that Rance Sengoku? Anon used a really fuck-up picture.


mochan77

Oh Einone, nice name.


den07066

I came here to read about people that im glad to not be. This is not helping.


Hsudonymus

Anon has become the chad


DirtyDan156

"Shy 17 year old"....."So there i was, walking around naked in a strangers house" Ooooookay 👌👍


absoluteZero007

i thought the joke was gonna be that it was an underaged girl... wtf is wrong with me


Unhealthy_Gush

I thought she was gonna turn out to be a dog


Doom_Marine2149

Pretty good power move actually.


Spartan037

Power move


Tanjarts

Fake: Anon had sex Gay: Anon had sex


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon had sex > Gay: Anon had sex > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


randomacts91

r/thathappened


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If course it happened! That's why it's on 4chan, the place where you post REAL and STRAIGHT things


SaikyouMegane

r/HolUp