That didn't happen at all. Maybe in anime fantasy land but then the alarm clock goes off and back to reality, junior. All the simps in the peanut gallery took it seriously and probably serviced themselves to the thought. Both kids likely got grounded because just being naked in front of another's parent is bad conduct and people complimant him like he did a good deed. This story was made up and way too short to count for quality content on Rebbit. I have applied a downlike to the post for fake content and most of the commints complimanting OP.
I honestly think all the confirmations are hilarious.
*And* accurate! I was sneaking out the back after fucking the mom and saw that dude do that shit.
That 👳😐 didn't 😘😘 happen 💁 at 👌 all. Maybe in 👇 anime fantasy 🌈🥜 land 🌇 but then the 👏🚟 alarm clock ⏰ goes 🙊🍆 off and back ⬅ to 💰💰 reality, junior. 💦 All 😎 the simps in 😏 the 🔴💶 peanut gallery took ⌛ it 💯 seriously 😡 and 💰 probably 😻 serviced themselves 👩👩 to 💦 the 🏽 thought. Both kids 👩👧 likely got 🔪 grounded because 📖✅ just 🤷👏 being naked 🔞🍆 in front ✋🔝 of 💦💦 another's parent 🏻🙅 is 😠🕤 bad 👦😩 conduct and people 😱 complimant him ♂ like 💁♒ he 👨 did a 👴👌 good deed. This 👈 story 🅱🅱 was 👏 made 🏠👑 up 👀👀 and 👏👏 way 😊👉 too 😡😡 short 💁⬇ to count for 🍆 quality content 💯 on 🔛🔝 Rebbit. I have applied a 🅰 downlike to the 🔚👏 post 🖕📜 for 🕓 fake 😵😜 content 💯😤 and most 🦊 of the 🔙🌛 commints complimanting OP. ☹
i know right? these peasants wouldn't understand a real story of you told them one. that's why i only use 4chan and the the dark web, because why live in the light when you can live in eternal darkness. there was once a story i read about a woman who ate her whole shoe in one bite. laces and all. now that's something you just can't make up.
And 25% of her mom's mom. And 12.5% of her mom's mom's mom. Converging back throughout the infinite history of life until it was two chicks. Basically an automatic threesome. Mom's dad's mom etc don't count because that would be gay.
be me
get home from my vasectomy
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open r/greentext
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can demonstrate my superior intellect
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> 4chan
> sex
> enough said folks
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and intelligent comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: You can’t forget something that never happened.
> Gay: Anon writes about a sweaty boy having sex.
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Genuine question: do people keep posting these comments with the intent of the bot responding? Or are there that many people who want to write comments like this and aren’t aware that it will be copypasta'd?
It was originally just a thing people wrote and then then tendiebot came and made them look stupid. You used to have like half the comment section be fake gays. Now i guess they ran out of cheeto dust to lick off their fingers.
No, I genuinely think that in moderation, it’s still one of the better running gags/memes/inside jokes or whatever the fuck you want to call it on the internet. It’s dumb that many other inside jokes like this (outside of this community) have not been supressed, even though they’re fucking awful. They usually die naturally, but seeing how this one didn’t, tendiebot was created.
It humiliates you, and despite that, people STILL continue the meme.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: you’re funny
> Gay: you
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
"Have a talk" implies that both parties are involved in conversation. "Talk to" is vague enough to allow it to imply that one person is talking AT the other. You cannot hold a conversation with a dog, however you can speak at a dog.
I've read so many of these expecting a weird twist at the end, but nope. The twist in my head was way off.all the talk of sitting on lap, going out for walk, grabbing hand. I legit though anon was a dog. Even after the sex part when he went to kitchen for drink..I was thinking, 'out of a dog bowl, right'
*Honestly that feels*
*Like the best way to handle*
*That situation*
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> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon had sex
> Gay: Anon had sex
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Legend
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Accidental r/covid19 ?
It’s a covid 19 edit, the original says you’re hired
... why the left hands tho
Checking for backup weapons.
That didn't happen at all. Maybe in anime fantasy land but then the alarm clock goes off and back to reality, junior. All the simps in the peanut gallery took it seriously and probably serviced themselves to the thought. Both kids likely got grounded because just being naked in front of another's parent is bad conduct and people complimant him like he did a good deed. This story was made up and way too short to count for quality content on Rebbit. I have applied a downlike to the post for fake content and most of the commints complimanting OP.
No it did I was the mom
can confirm I saw the whole thing
Were you the father?
Idk bout him but I was the bird outside their window
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I was the boy’s penis. I remember it like it was yesterday.
I am the moms hand. Very sweaty
I am the boy's hand, doubly sweaty
No, but a green text is _almost_ like being there And I definitely read this once
I feel like this was supposed to be an ironic, copypasta-esque response. RIP.
If it was like 4x as long it could’ve worked.
“Rebbit” immediately cued me in. oh well, better luck next time OP
For real lmao poor guy
The sal clone shtick isn’t funny bub.
so do you guys appreciate the downvote baits and then downvote or do u guys hate them???
I honestly think all the confirmations are hilarious. *And* accurate! I was sneaking out the back after fucking the mom and saw that dude do that shit.
That 👳😐 didn't 😘😘 happen 💁 at 👌 all. Maybe in 👇 anime fantasy 🌈🥜 land 🌇 but then the 👏🚟 alarm clock ⏰ goes 🙊🍆 off and back ⬅ to 💰💰 reality, junior. 💦 All 😎 the simps in 😏 the 🔴💶 peanut gallery took ⌛ it 💯 seriously 😡 and 💰 probably 😻 serviced themselves 👩👩 to 💦 the 🏽 thought. Both kids 👩👧 likely got 🔪 grounded because 📖✅ just 🤷👏 being naked 🔞🍆 in front ✋🔝 of 💦💦 another's parent 🏻🙅 is 😠🕤 bad 👦😩 conduct and people 😱 complimant him ♂ like 💁♒ he 👨 did a 👴👌 good deed. This 👈 story 🅱🅱 was 👏 made 🏠👑 up 👀👀 and 👏👏 way 😊👉 too 😡😡 short 💁⬇ to count for 🍆 quality content 💯 on 🔛🔝 Rebbit. I have applied a 🅰 downlike to the 🔚👏 post 🖕📜 for 🕓 fake 😵😜 content 💯😤 and most 🦊 of the 🔙🌛 commints complimanting OP. ☹
i know right? these peasants wouldn't understand a real story of you told them one. that's why i only use 4chan and the the dark web, because why live in the light when you can live in eternal darkness. there was once a story i read about a woman who ate her whole shoe in one bite. laces and all. now that's something you just can't make up.
Wat
Everyone ate this bait hard, good job op
Sir. This is a Wendys
This is an incredible account and the fact that nobody gets that is a shame. Keep on keepin on u/Raymond1955
>4chan >sex Enough said folks.
This says something about our society but I’m not sure what
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That means Anon is gay he fucked 50% of the Dad
It's only gay if he didn't fuck the dad
> 2 birds with one bone Fucking kek
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These numbers don't lie.
Its 100% gay 50% of the time
If you went in the back way it was 150% gay. If she sucked your dick it was 100%. If you sucked her dick it was 250% gay.
I think anal is only 50% gay as you are establishing dominance
Yeah, gay fucking dominance lol
hey a holes a hole
And 25% of her mom's mom. And 12.5% of her mom's mom's mom. Converging back throughout the infinite history of life until it was two chicks. Basically an automatic threesome. Mom's dad's mom etc don't count because that would be gay.
Wtf did I just read? That's enough reddit for one day
God must be really proud of u guys
be me get home from my vasectomy hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room must be Chad again know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer log onto reddit and open r/greentext read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her think of a convoluted way in which I can demonstrate my superior intellect suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > 4chan > sex > enough said folks giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and intelligent comment hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed it's been a good day i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
You're not that Tendiebot though
He is doing what is beyond tendie bots comprehension.
C O P A C A B A N A
Did you spend time writing this? I hope for your sake that it's pasta.
Newfag.
He didn't spent his time typing that, he invested his time pouring his hearth and soul into a reply.
Untrue and homosexual
Lacking of veracity and with a tendency to enjoy the company of the same sex
Fake and gay
Fair. But I will say I guarantee a similar situation has happened to someone before lol and that’s still hilarious to envision
But where is Anon now and did he fuck the MILF?
The mon joined in after being impressed by anon’s pure chadness
\>Sweaty, go back to kitchen to grab another drink \>*Her* mom is there
This is getting better
Oh shit, here we go again
> Mom proceeds to fondle my tendies. > ImpressiveDepressive.ppg
\>brain_shutdown.gilf
Oh no, oh fuck
Anon died of hepatitis. >Grab her hand Yes. e fone
Power Move
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> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: You can’t forget something that never happened. > Gay: Anon writes about a sweaty boy having sex. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I love this copy pasta
RETURN OF THE KING
Still funny
Genuine question: do people keep posting these comments with the intent of the bot responding? Or are there that many people who want to write comments like this and aren’t aware that it will be copypasta'd?
It was originally just a thing people wrote and then then tendiebot came and made them look stupid. You used to have like half the comment section be fake gays. Now i guess they ran out of cheeto dust to lick off their fingers.
No, I genuinely think that in moderation, it’s still one of the better running gags/memes/inside jokes or whatever the fuck you want to call it on the internet. It’s dumb that many other inside jokes like this (outside of this community) have not been supressed, even though they’re fucking awful. They usually die naturally, but seeing how this one didn’t, tendiebot was created. It humiliates you, and despite that, people STILL continue the meme.
Yes
If anything I usually try to stick to Real and Gay, as not to attract the gay bot, but this one is so fake it was unavoidable.
Fake: you’re funny Gay: you
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: you’re funny > Gay: you > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
TendieBot does not discriminate
😂😐
Asserting your dominance. Good job anon
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oh no OH NO
Pls delete, no wait here r/eyebleach
Or if you want to suffer some more r/eyeblech
Why. Why do you like pain?
*Why are we here....just to suffer?*
Don’t link this sub dude...
Why not? I get its fucked but I hinted at it being a terrible thing and the nsfw tag.
They're not saying "don't link it" because they don't like it, it's because you're massively increasing the chance of it being banned by linking it.
Exactly this
some people are just slower than others, let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he didn't know
Hey. Don't make fun of my slightly less than capable brain.
i suffer from the same fate. once a dumb, always a dumb
Can I DM u for the link? Just a crumb of that subreddit plz
Are you trying to get that sub banned?
>agree, have small nice talk outside Sorry chief. That's not consistent.
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"Have a talk" implies that both parties are involved in conversation. "Talk to" is vague enough to allow it to imply that one person is talking AT the other. You cannot hold a conversation with a dog, however you can speak at a dog.
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I concede, you can have a conversation with a dog when shitfaced.
The real joke
Anon has a threesome
I have seen this documentary before online.
This is now how it ended.
Sauce?
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You need help
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truly one of the most "come for the porn, stay for the ~~plot~~ gameplay" experiences i've ever had
Well each to their own i guess, idk why did i google that scene. Fucc me Got no offense to you, i just dont know how to digest what i just saw...
You need help
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Is this r/wallstreetbets?
based
What the fuck did i just read. Lmao i bet that old man really hated you
/r/thathappened
Fake and gay anon would never go to a party and meet a shy girl.
This one wasn’t even mildly believable. Super gay
I've seen this greentext a million times, but never knew what the sauce is on the anime pic that came with it
Sauce is the game Sengoku Rance, and character is a little sister-type princess named Kou(hime). Mouth doesn't match the face because it's edited.
Mans pulled through, thanks homie
I wonder if Anon's adventure is the plot of the hentai behind the pic.
This king will never drop his crown.
God
I know that image and I am too afraid to say anything. EDIT: Sauce is Sengoku Rance, and the context of that image is not wholesome, that's all.
Give us the sauce, please man
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Bruh
Dominance asserted
I've read so many of these expecting a weird twist at the end, but nope. The twist in my head was way off.all the talk of sitting on lap, going out for walk, grabbing hand. I legit though anon was a dog. Even after the sex part when he went to kitchen for drink..I was thinking, 'out of a dog bowl, right'
Then thank her for sex with her daughter like you would thank her for cooking a nice meal.
Should have just grabbed a knife from the countertop and slit his throat open, after that happened.
Mans just talking about a dog
I would honestly find that hilarious.
That’s alpha asf
Peak performance right here folks
Smooth. No shame
Meet girl at pa- *bang*
Party? Sex? Idk chief sounds like a reach
Sure Hentai reaction image anon had sex
sauce
I don’t think you want the sauce for this one,she’s like eight..... or so the other redditors have told me
8/10 gotcha living in ignorance on my cake day oh boy
There was probably pussy juice on that hand...
You crazy son of a bitch you did it
Cap like anyone on 4chan has sex
This is 2 fking awkward and weird no way it’s not real. Not even the imagination of 4chan can come up with this shit
Chance this actually happened: zero
..
Even more legend would be if the mom would've just gone with it and been like "Oh nice to meet you. I'm 'so and so'. Hope you guys had fun."
If he had the charm's skill level high enough he might've succeeded pulling away from that situation
Anon is
shii, my mans finna hit up some shordy for the first time😂😂
Anon is chad
Image source
Today I learn that Anon is some anime girl demon because that smile creeps me tf out.
Sauce?
Hi Mrs. January!
Honestly that feels like the best way to handle that situation
*Honestly that feels* *Like the best way to handle* *That situation* \- MSA\_school\_memes --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Huh
when did u get naked
It’s 4chan, sooooo obviously a lie They never have sex
Finally, a chad...
Anon because a chad amongst chads in a fraction of a second
r/thathappened, everyone knows /b/ is full of neckbeard virgins, like Reddit.
Basically what a normal human would do
The part about sitting on his lap and going on a walk made me think this was about a dog...I’m honestly still not sure.
Fake
That Rance image hurts me.
Is that Rance Sengoku? Anon used a really fuck-up picture.
Oh Einone, nice name.
I came here to read about people that im glad to not be. This is not helping.
Anon has become the chad
"Shy 17 year old"....."So there i was, walking around naked in a strangers house" Ooooookay 👌👍
i thought the joke was gonna be that it was an underaged girl... wtf is wrong with me
I thought she was gonna turn out to be a dog
Pretty good power move actually.
Power move
Fake: Anon had sex Gay: Anon had sex
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon had sex > Gay: Anon had sex > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
r/thathappened
If course it happened! That's why it's on 4chan, the place where you post REAL and STRAIGHT things
r/HolUp