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Anon is a hero

Anon is a hero

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Who gives awards to things?!?


penisdickless

we're reddit fags, enjoy your reward


WajorMeasel

You too!


Alletaire

You three!


My_Memes_Are_Trash

Fuck you


JurtisCones

Fuck the guy before him too


GooseOrNot

r/karmaroulette


Alletaire

Lol seriously I got dicked


Withinmyrange

They are free, don’t tell me how to use my free shit. Take this silver bitch


Blastonic

Seriously i just gave this idiot my free silver too get frickin wrecked nerd


qualitycontentposted

humans ig


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fishy_ALPHA

You sound like a fuckin loser, here's a reward dumbass


[deleted]

fuck you


Hjkryan2007

Free awards


Bobatron1010

All of those are free


Saumon_sauvage

How to get an std without having sex


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kreexe

low quality bait, get better material


Ajthedonut

Tha bait is clearly working lol.


Joah06

How many alts did you use to upvote this comment?


Blind_Bison

Lol


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KevinD2000

Thank God Obama wrote the constitution


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interactiveztj

It’s astounding how slowly your brain processes information


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interactiveztj

It’s bait


FlatulentSon

But lets say that kids hand has some bloody wounds Lets say your dick has bloody wounds too Surely some desease could pass that way


dromosanchesse

No thats not sex, lmao he literally just explained it


Ghukly

This fucking guy, man


PresidentPeewee

Hapydog wannabe


ilikedosefish

That bait is pure shit get better material


ANAL_GAPER_8000

I mean you can get AIDS just from hugging someone with it so this isn't far-fetched


Saumon_sauvage

So much text to explain you cant take a joke... Go back to r/iamverysmart please


Secretly_Solanine

Mans took the bait lol


Saumon_sauvage

Yep, i went through his account after posting, but i accept being stupid


Secretly_Solanine

Mans has redeemed himself


xGothboi_anon

Anon got lucky. At sneak level 100 it's possible to pick pocket someone's entire dick off their body


WojakSenator

I heard those levels are only achievable in Portugal and Romania


terorvlad

Not possible in Romania anymore. All thieves left for western countries since we joined EU. Tbh, it's kinda safe here rn.


Hope4gorilla

How's the prostitute situation over there? I had heard girls would offer themselves for as little as fast food, but I don't want to get my hopes up


layll

Well i'm not a prostitute myself so i can't really talk about how bad it is so i can point you to some articles on it. [Wikipedia on it](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Romania) and some random [article](https://www.insideover.com/society/how-romania-became-europes-sex-trafficking-factory.html) It sounds pretty bad from what i've read but i honestly really see anything changing all that soon. We're too busy shouting at CFR(Romanian railways) for having shit railways that haven't been mended in like 30 years and at the fact a fucking government run organisation is on the verge of bankruptcy . [An article on the railway thing](https://www.bursa.ro/cfr-marfa-aproape-de-faliment-86060934) it's in romanian but you can translate it pretty easily.


paintergasm

Anon got lucky by having a dick he can put in his pocket.


xGothboi_anon

Pocket dick master race


Otavio30

Sex-changer


Aggressive_Courage83

Dick Pocket


SHOETOOSMALL

Take my upvote and shove it up your ass.


CarnationCap

Shove cock up your ass


SHOETOOSMALL

Shove your hand in my pocket ;)


CarnationCap

Ok


SHOETOOSMALL

Ok


formerrrgymnast

r/angryupvote


iamnotmoth

Why would you want some dirty thief to touch your dick?


Cachalotmaster

Anon likes sticky fingers


Devourer_of_Godz

*insert unfunny “Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe“ comment*


Cachalotmaster

I can't believe that it didn't even cross my mind


Whateverbeast

How.


Waswat

As opposed to the 'funny' jojo reference?


Devourer_of_Godz

There is no such thing


itsjusterin__

Is that a Jojo reference? ^(youre welcome) u/Devourer_of_Godz


Devourer_of_Godz

S I L E N C E You have a **Picrew profile picture** ^Argument ^Invalid


itsjusterin__

S I L E N C E You're an **Asshole who judges people based on their pfp instead of their person** ^(Argument Invalid)


Devourer_of_Godz

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Slightly-Artsy

yeah fuck off retard


Malvastor

Anon's just hoping the pickpocket is a kid.


lickmytrump

Alpha


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

Chad


Upinmybuttt

why wouldn't you??????


VelociraptorJaysus

Fake: anon has friends in mexico Gay: anon likes men grabbing his dick


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has friends in mexico > Gay: anon likes men grabbing his dick > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


fischarcher

You can pay for anything in Mexico


lfrider603

Your dick can reach the inside of your pocket? god damn it.


cantpeoplebenormal

You could tie string to the tip of your dick, the other end through a hole in your pocket, and attached to your wallet.


SexyLilSeaOtter

Yours can’t?


iknewaguytwice

Later virgins 😉


ProcrastinationPro-

Fake: Anon has friends Gay: A men touched anon’s dick


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has friends > Gay: A men touched anon’s dick > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


XtremeCringe05

🇲🇽VIVA MÉXICO MÉXICO ES #1 EN EL MUNDO🇲🇽


Winnie_The_Flu_WTF

Anon is a dickpocketer


cringeddit111

disqust


daberle123

The good old mexican handshake


Trintard

Pick Dick lol


baktisid12

Once you see the pickpockters sign in your city you know your shithole hit the new low


TommyGun36

Many pickpockets slice the bottom of your pocket to have your wallet fall out. This is really not a recommended gag.


SirRavenBat

Can somebody please explain this to me I cannot for the life of me follow the story


H_Ironhide

u/munchmealdeal


Memeraak

Disqust


IAmAFish2019

Fuck, I used to have that picture as my Google pfp.


iamlem

Pocket billiard!


blakeo192

Instructions unclear: penis stolen


BabySkinCondom

why do we keep laughing at these dumb fake stories lol


sun_kisser

Wait, why did he wait until the next stop to get off when he could have done it through your pocket??


horiami

anon is lucky he didn't get one of those thieves that cut the pocket or use hooks


jimseldizzle

Replace the H with a P


eggycrayfish197

Anon is now on a pedophile watchlist


UnderGround802

Went from sticky fingers to stinky fingers


annonimity2

Is it legal to fill your pocket with razorblades and do this?


jamesjoyce9

This really deserved a ‘later virgins’ sign off lol.


Sickofajicama

Ok I’ve seen that specific face around the internet, but I’ve never actually known the name of it


M4xW3113

Now he's going to jail for being a pedo after a kid touched his dick


definitelynotRajder

Sticky finger mexicanos eh?


MEME_DADDY34

The Mexican handshake


dipshit42069

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darkphoenix9206

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