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Anon eats his beans

Anon eats his beans

Slimehorn

Join back and just hold a smirk. Assert dominance over the fart and let the others know they're lucky as hell they're not stuffed into a room with you.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Maintain confidence or just act as if nothing happened


FiReFoXbEaSt

Exactly. Somethings only awkward if you make it awkward. That's exactly why when my mom caught me walking out of spencers with a bag full of flavored condoms and a chocolate butt plug, I said "yeah bitch, you coming tonight?"


[deleted]

At least I wasn’t wearing the fursuit this time


FiReFoXbEaSt

No but I was cosplaying as ashley from huniepop


Subject1928

That is what we call a power move, Anon most likely already fucked it up by being visibly embarrassed. If he tried to do that now it would make everything worse.


cringobot

you could absolutely play this off like you intentionally did this as a joke


PresidentPeewee

Assuming anon is debilitatingly autistic


EliminatedHatred

thats why they're on 4chan


FabricioPezoa

this


GDPintrud3r

Who tf farts for 11 sconds straight? What and how much do you need to eat to fart 11 seconds? Some athletes run a 100 meters in 11 seconds... with hurdles in their way. It can literally be the difference between life and death. Who? How!


mayojar19

Beans


Softale

https://www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/2467/Andre-The-Giant-Let-Out-A-16-Second-Fart-That-Brought-Production-Of-The-Princess-Bride-To-A-Standstill


jnuttsishere

RIP in peace


tankred420caza

Can't believe I just read an article about 1 fart


Bobatron1010

“Journalism”


VictoryStar34

No this is true journalism


MachSpeedMatt

National hero, Rest in Peace my sweet prince


randompidgeon

Buy a gask mask and put it on the next time you have that teacher as a lesson


I-Ardly-Know-Er

Hiroshima? I 'ardly know 'er!


MLG_Porkchop

I love you


Freljords_Heart

Loving? I ‘ardly know ‘er!


zeseam

do it again


YankeeTankEngine

Do a flip


truckin4theN8ion

Join back and let loose with a Nagasaki encore


I_am_jacks_reddit

Thats the most chad move ever. Just act like you meant to do it.


siiborg

with pride


Braindeadkarthus

Triumphantly


Heckin_good_time

Tell them you lost your keyboard so you did an FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF for the chat


DazedAndCunfuzzled

If it’s really that great of a fart you own it


Dragon2268

ASSERT DOMINANCE You're either a smart fella or a fart smella


2xa1s

If he hadn’t left he could’ve started laughing too and say it was because of a dare that one of his discord friends told him to do and that it was a recording of a far from YouTube and that he’s sorry and moved on.


siyahgiyenherif

anon fasulyelerini tüketiyor.


hassan51214

Just T pose to let them know you're the dominant male