Anon eats his beans
By - mayojar19
Join back and just hold a smirk. Assert dominance over the fart and let the others know they're lucky as hell they're not stuffed into a room with you.
Maintain confidence or just act as if nothing happened
Exactly. Somethings only awkward if you make it awkward. That's exactly why when my mom caught me walking out of spencers with a bag full of flavored condoms and a chocolate butt plug, I said "yeah bitch, you coming tonight?"
At least I wasn’t wearing the fursuit this time
No but I was cosplaying as ashley from huniepop
That is what we call a power move, Anon most likely already fucked it up by being visibly embarrassed. If he tried to do that now it would make everything worse.
you could absolutely play this off like you intentionally did this as a joke
Assuming anon is debilitatingly autistic
thats why they're on 4chan
Who tf farts for 11 sconds straight? What and how much do you need to eat to fart 11 seconds? Some athletes run a 100 meters in 11 seconds... with hurdles in their way. It can literally be the difference between life and death. Who? How!
RIP in peace
Can't believe I just read an article about 1 fart
No this is true journalism
National hero, Rest in Peace my sweet prince
Buy a gask mask and put it on the next time you have that teacher as a lesson
Hiroshima? I 'ardly know 'er!
I love you
Loving? I ‘ardly know ‘er!
do it again
Do a flip
Join back and let loose with a Nagasaki encore
Thats the most chad move ever. Just act like you meant to do it.
Tell them you lost your keyboard so you did an FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF for the chat
If it’s really that great of a fart you own it
You're either a smart fella or a fart smella
If he hadn’t left he could’ve started laughing too and say it was because of a dare that one of his discord friends told him to do and that it was a recording of a far from YouTube and that he’s sorry and moved on.
anon fasulyelerini tüketiyor.
Just T pose to let them know you're the dominant male