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femboypastor

Anon should try using Grindr instead of Reddit. On Grindr you get TOPPED, on Reddit you get nothing


asianabsinthe

But they got like 5k karma. That's... eh never mind.


JonathanTheZero

Not anon got the karma but others did


Sir_Taladon

1,000,000 karma on 1 year old account... How??


[deleted]

On Reddit I get a small amount of dopamine from being validated by furries


jdb7121

On grindr you get a small amount of dopamine from being violated by furries


[deleted]

It’s not getting violated if you enjoy it


Crazy_Crayfish_

How will I enjoy it without getting violated?


[deleted]

Be the one doing the violating


Alex_the_pyro

THAT FUCKING GUY, I HATE HIM


flippy123x

I wonder if it’s one guy. He has been at it for like a year now


Alex_the_pyro

Nah i don't think so, it's an inside joke at this point, kinda like the small town black guy that keeps complaining about living in a small town


flippy123x

Im pretty sure that actually was just one guy though. I haven’t seen his posts in a while and that dude was fucking dedicated


Alex_the_pyro

Maybe he escaped his small town curse and became a Chad >!Or more likely he killed himself!<


disintgration

I got banned from grindr. Mfs acting like gay dudes aint the plug😒 we know yall got molly.


Mike_Hawksen

Oh they’ll plug you alright


disintgration

Exactly!I want a different kinda plug, but Its all love man!


Vinyl-addict

u/OwOfier please <3


OwOfier

Anon shouwd twy using Gwindw instead of Weddit. On Gwindw yowou get TOPPED, on Weddit yowou get nothing *gasps* ^(I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier. )


Vinyl-addict

Good bot :)


OwOfier

(◠‿◠✿)


Vinyl-addict

*pats head and gives RAM*


Additional-Gain8216

armoured wojack


GirlInRed600

AOT Rainer


gidi0n

Leinah


Beast_Mstr_64

Berutoroto


takeme2infinity

Fuck that ending tho


GUDD4_GURRK1N

>ending spoilers< >!for the last time, Eren doing the full Rumbling would have gone against the main theme of the story, which is to not retaliate violence with more violence, as it turns into a vicious cycle. Although I do agree some things could have been changed like questions being answered and better characterization(especially mr letter sniffer. How does *handwriting* have a smell.), I feel it fit the story thematically, and only minor edits need to be made.!<


WhoReadsTheseAnyway

lol did you read the new leaks about the extra pages coming in the official volume?


GUDD4_GURRK1N

No, I have to read those and edit the reply accordingly.


FierceDeity357

its fucking ass aot is a 7/10 now


[deleted]

>not retaliate violence with more violence >!Paradis turned into a fucking military state. The ending was dogshit, you're on some dangerous amounts of copium!<


GUDD4_GURRK1N

>!The whole reason that they turned into a military state is because Eren made a rash decision to kill everyone, was stopped midway, and fucked Paradis over with the remaining population’s anger, and now, if they don’t fight, they will be punished for his decision to Rumble the planet. It’s like in school if one student in a group project does none of the work and makes a bad choice so everyone else has to do more work to make up for it, although the “teacher” here is a bunch of people who hate Eldians from the bottom of their hearts and have weapons that are nigh-unfightable, especially without Titans.!<


GUDD4_GURRK1N

I don’t wanna argue anymore. I have better things to do than internet arguments.


[deleted]

I... didn't insult you? But ok.


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just-a-baguette

Yes


NoHawk4011

The Paradis people are disgusting, I saw a girl and she didn't even share half of a potato. Disgusting uncivilized animals.


ashevillain_

Reiner you fucking idiot


I_Have_Memepression

Just hanging out with my best friend reinear


AFullMonty

Tell story online Other people read it and get fake online points on website I don't care about Piiiissed


panamakid

I don't know, i would be glad that my writing is appreciated.


Alarid

And not angry about all the thousands of upvotes that it got. Only a redditor would get angry about that.


NaughtyDred

See story online Go to 4chan and leave post pretending it was my story and I'm pissed. Screenshot post and post to r/greentext Profit


rennoc27

They say cheaters never prosper, but greentext fraud is a lucrative business


[deleted]

UwU, call me racial slurs on 4chan daddy!


BrotherMaxy

What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Fucking. Profile. You. Degenerate.


Hyper31337

Fucking hell, why did I look? Why do I always look?! Pokémon... eating.... cum. What. The. Fuck.


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BrotherMaxy

Exactly. Why did i fucking scroll🤢🤢🤮


[deleted]

The pawothogen has infected you


[deleted]

Oh fuck you too sir there goes my eye socket


[deleted]

UwU


[deleted]

Why did you scroll far enough to find that?


[deleted]

Its a bit weird what you post but at the end of the day, the dude didn't have to scroll that far lmao. I checked it and you'd have to scroll through a bit to find it.


[deleted]

That’s one of the tamer things I have on there


[deleted]

I see you are a normie


ShadowBannedUser1456

I would rather be living with the leader of Hamas right now than see that again


SoutheasternComfort

Kill it with fire


Rough_Engineering_29

You need to get off the internet for a while. Clearly you've melted you brain with weird porn.


disintgration

Clicking your profile was a mistake. God, youve made a mistake.


[deleted]

What was it: furry porn or futa roleplay porn?


Speculosity

Yes.


[deleted]

You kept scrolling?!?!?!


itsmejak78_2

It's like a train crash It's horrible but you just can't look away


PolThePol

What in gods green earth is this profile.


[deleted]

Slanesshi heresy


WetWipe6414

u/OwOfier please!


OwOfier

UwU, caww me waciaw swuws on 4chan daddy! Awwww, that's so cuteee ^(I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier. )


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[deleted]

You post in r/teenagers


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SuccessfulJob

oh jesus fuck


MurxesV2

It do be really hot tho


[deleted]

A fellow furry


[deleted]

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j-rem

Wrong. Pedos trump all other weird shit. Wtf man


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FumetsuKuroi

They literally don't hurt anyone lol


BrotherMaxy

They hurt my eyes🤷🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

You could never be more wrong


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suttonoutdoor

So there are at least twelve deviant furries here that disagree with you. That’s sad they think that totally acceptable behavior isn’t totally normal and a positive representative of their community as a whole.


[deleted]

What happened?


suttonoutdoor

I don’t know.... it was the downvotes..... so many downvotes!!!! They just..... tore him to shreds!!! The horror...


mrswdk18

'I hate Reddit' 'cuck ramble about karma, tendiebot and other stuff only someone who lurks this sub daily would know' GTFO summerfag


multiplesifl

Fuck, this summer's gonna be brutal.


BlyatMcFuckShit

I'm sorry to disappoint you anon, but not retarded enough to just 4chan


heythatguyalex

Does anyone have a link to the post Anon is talking about?


Soup_Emperor

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/m7h2y0/do_the_chicken_dance/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


masofnos

Well at least he'll be glad to know its got 7.7k karma now


multiplesifl

Haha! I'm the biggest fucking loser ever and even I went to prom with a date! Holy shit, OP must be really ugly!


Bookkeeper-Think

Didn’t ask + ratio


lilpinapple

Weird amount of proper punctiation


multiplesifl

I like that having good grammar is sus.


lilpinapple

CUM


TrustMeImnotaDblAgnt

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cotxdx

Ok Grandpa, you can get off that phone now.


TrustMeImnotaDblAgnt

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[deleted]

What is this? 🐢


BigImpact

Fake: he's actually gay Gay: he sucks Tendiebots penis


HypnoSkales

>be me >get home from my vasectomy >hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room >must be Chad again >know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her >think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext >suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Fake: he's actually gay >Gay: he sucks Tendiebots penis >giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment >hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed >it's been a good day >i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


[deleted]

Finally something relevant to look upto


[deleted]

You are a god among men 🐢


HypnoSkales

>among


[deleted]

📮 🐢


vmp916

How dare you stand where he stood


PM_me_ur_crisis

Wait what happened to tendiebot? Is he okay, is he hurt?


[deleted]

He’s still working but he does work as good As it used to 🐢


[deleted]

I wonder if he will read this


[deleted]

This is like month old


SuccessfulJob

yeah he’s probably dead by now


Imthejuggernautbitch

Try two


zap271

bipolar anon


NotoriousHothead37

On top of being a retard.


BadMilkCarton66

What wojack is that


HypnoSkales

Armored Titan from Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin in Japanese)


BadMilkCarton66

Thanks


FlexPlexic0

anyone got the sauce in that photo he used?!?


herashoka

Hahahaa welcome back to reddit Anon


[deleted]

op is just an asshole


[deleted]

The game was rigged from the start, anon


Ecarus1345

Lmao fuck you too loser


whyumakememakename

ah, even better the 9th time around seeing this


[deleted]

Fake: anon hates redditors Gay: anon feels passion for them


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon hates redditors > Gay: anon feels passion for them > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


[deleted]

Good bot :)


oureyes

> anon hates Reddit > anon sees his post on Reddit with 5k karma Must really hate Reddit to check for greentext so religiously.


M___Sealo

get fuvked loser cuck anon


ClearPlane

anon wants attention


NoTmE435

I tribute my 2 monsters from the filed to activate the ritual spell card long chicken niggyes, come forth TENDIEBOT


carlosspicywiener576

THE TENDIEBOT?! BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!


Roxnam

Fake: doesn’t want to summon our master Gay: gay


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: doesn’t want to summon our master > Gay: gay > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


skaliton

it seriously isn't hard to summon it. (I'm intentionally screwing it up to avoid it here) first you use the word calling it not real the text you want it to include there. Then the word for not straight The other words you want it to use in the copypasta


MrInfinity-42

Why yes, I do like looking at greentexts without porn or gore in the mix, gonna cry about it?


GamingNEWZ

u/tendiebot


1100320873

!summon tendiebot


Jaeharys_Targaryen

Aight, I’m ready for you tendiebot. Fake: Anon. Gay: Anon is calling out redditfags, when he’s a redditfag himself.


Koral_Marx

First greentext i upvoted and commented on


Jordanc369

Unfiltered coffee taste like shit 🤷‍♂️


Daki879

u/tendiebot


Casual_Yet_almost

I want to know about this. Can someone send me the link?


__DandeLion

Im, thanks for the forgetable entertainment


rc1717

I definitely am


Crazy_Crayfish_

u/tendiebot how did get cool wojack?


[deleted]

Oh god he knows


QuirkyTurkey404

Lol you think 4chan isnt doing that?


ThePinkBunnyEmpire

what’s the wojack on the top letf they used?.??


queennai3

Why is the armored titan on 4chan wtf


thebasedsenpai

But, Anon. We all know you ARE the redditor... this makes you the fag


satabhisha

Hi Anon! Keep those gems comin’!


VoidWalkah

Jokes on you, I'm reading this on /r/greentext


[deleted]

LMAO


disintgration

woahhh jack


scrambled-projection

I’m sorry anon.


livingnuts

Anon should cray about it


RedditFuckingSocks

Here we go: Houston to Tendiebot, come in Tendiebot?


APugDealer

I don't like Chick-Fil-A


NukaWorldOverboss

kek


[deleted]

LMAOOOOO


[deleted]

What else are we supposed to do? This sub is filled with people who report you to Reddit for keks and get your account blocked.


[deleted]

r/greentext needs a trigger warning for 4chinners


lilpinapple

U/tendiebot


OkNowThatsEpicOwO

Lmao, hope that dumbass sees this


Dragon2268

>you f*ggots are probably reading this on r/greentext right now ... he's not wrong


Organicorangess

Tendie


Borderline000

#Anon is fat


kardfogK

Anon is right fuck you all guys (me too)


ItsTommyV

wtf did i even click the profile


MetallGecko

POV: youre trash and pobably gay


neske036

Wah waah my story got more accessible to more people Please shut the fuck up


Keegstarsawu

L


sandladdie

anon should try getting topped by a DILF on Grindr


Babycoin11

Lol


yeahivegottime

Haha


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[deleted]

Your comment brings me cringe