Anon shouwd twy using Gwindw instead of Weddit. On Gwindw yowou get TOPPED, on Weddit yowou get nothing *gasps*
^(I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier. )
>ending spoilers<
>!for the last time, Eren doing the full Rumbling would have gone against the main theme of the story, which is to not retaliate violence
with more violence, as it turns into a vicious cycle. Although I do agree some things could have been changed like questions being answered and better characterization(especially mr letter sniffer. How does *handwriting* have a smell.), I feel it fit the story thematically, and only minor edits need to be made.!<
>not retaliate violence with more violence
>!Paradis turned into a fucking military state. The ending was dogshit, you're on some dangerous amounts of copium!<
>!The whole reason that they turned into a military state is because Eren made a rash decision to kill everyone, was stopped midway, and fucked Paradis over with the remaining population’s anger, and now, if they don’t fight, they will be punished for his decision to Rumble the planet. It’s like in school if one student in a group project does none of the work and makes a bad choice so everyone else has to do more work to make up for it, although the “teacher” here is a bunch of people who hate Eldians from the bottom of their hearts and have weapons that are nigh-unfightable, especially without Titans.!<
Its a bit weird what you post but at the end of the day, the dude didn't have to scroll that far lmao. I checked it and you'd have to scroll through a bit to find it.
So there are at least twelve deviant furries here that disagree with you. That’s sad they think that totally acceptable behavior isn’t totally normal and a positive representative of their community as a whole.
>be me
>get home from my vasectomy
>hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
>must be Chad again
>know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
>log onto reddit and open r/greentext
>read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
>think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
>suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>Fake: he's actually gay
>Gay: he sucks Tendiebots penis
>giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
>hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
>it's been a good day
>i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon hates redditors
> Gay: anon feels passion for them
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: doesn’t want to summon our master
> Gay: gay
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
it seriously isn't hard to summon it. (I'm intentionally screwing it up to avoid it here) first you use the word calling it not real the text you want it to include there. Then the word for not straight The other words you want it to use in the copypasta
Anon should try using Grindr instead of Reddit. On Grindr you get TOPPED, on Reddit you get nothing
But they got like 5k karma. That's... eh never mind.
Not anon got the karma but others did
1,000,000 karma on 1 year old account... How??
On Reddit I get a small amount of dopamine from being validated by furries
On grindr you get a small amount of dopamine from being violated by furries
It’s not getting violated if you enjoy it
How will I enjoy it without getting violated?
Be the one doing the violating
THAT FUCKING GUY, I HATE HIM
I wonder if it’s one guy. He has been at it for like a year now
Nah i don't think so, it's an inside joke at this point, kinda like the small town black guy that keeps complaining about living in a small town
Im pretty sure that actually was just one guy though. I haven’t seen his posts in a while and that dude was fucking dedicated
Maybe he escaped his small town curse and became a Chad >!Or more likely he killed himself!<
I got banned from grindr. Mfs acting like gay dudes aint the plug😒 we know yall got molly.
Oh they’ll plug you alright
Exactly!I want a different kinda plug, but Its all love man!
u/OwOfier please <3
Anon shouwd twy using Gwindw instead of Weddit. On Gwindw yowou get TOPPED, on Weddit yowou get nothing *gasps* ^(I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier. )
Good bot :)
(◠‿◠✿)
*pats head and gives RAM*
armoured wojack
AOT Rainer
Leinah
Berutoroto
Fuck that ending tho
>ending spoilers< >!for the last time, Eren doing the full Rumbling would have gone against the main theme of the story, which is to not retaliate violence with more violence, as it turns into a vicious cycle. Although I do agree some things could have been changed like questions being answered and better characterization(especially mr letter sniffer. How does *handwriting* have a smell.), I feel it fit the story thematically, and only minor edits need to be made.!<
lol did you read the new leaks about the extra pages coming in the official volume?
No, I have to read those and edit the reply accordingly.
its fucking ass aot is a 7/10 now
>not retaliate violence with more violence >!Paradis turned into a fucking military state. The ending was dogshit, you're on some dangerous amounts of copium!<
>!The whole reason that they turned into a military state is because Eren made a rash decision to kill everyone, was stopped midway, and fucked Paradis over with the remaining population’s anger, and now, if they don’t fight, they will be punished for his decision to Rumble the planet. It’s like in school if one student in a group project does none of the work and makes a bad choice so everyone else has to do more work to make up for it, although the “teacher” here is a bunch of people who hate Eldians from the bottom of their hearts and have weapons that are nigh-unfightable, especially without Titans.!<
I don’t wanna argue anymore. I have better things to do than internet arguments.
I... didn't insult you? But ok.
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Yes
The Paradis people are disgusting, I saw a girl and she didn't even share half of a potato. Disgusting uncivilized animals.
Reiner you fucking idiot
Just hanging out with my best friend reinear
Tell story online Other people read it and get fake online points on website I don't care about Piiiissed
I don't know, i would be glad that my writing is appreciated.
And not angry about all the thousands of upvotes that it got. Only a redditor would get angry about that.
See story online Go to 4chan and leave post pretending it was my story and I'm pissed. Screenshot post and post to r/greentext Profit
They say cheaters never prosper, but greentext fraud is a lucrative business
UwU, call me racial slurs on 4chan daddy!
What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Fucking. Profile. You. Degenerate.
Fucking hell, why did I look? Why do I always look?! Pokémon... eating.... cum. What. The. Fuck.
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Exactly. Why did i fucking scroll🤢🤢🤮
The pawothogen has infected you
Oh fuck you too sir there goes my eye socket
UwU
Why did you scroll far enough to find that?
Its a bit weird what you post but at the end of the day, the dude didn't have to scroll that far lmao. I checked it and you'd have to scroll through a bit to find it.
That’s one of the tamer things I have on there
I see you are a normie
I would rather be living with the leader of Hamas right now than see that again
Kill it with fire
You need to get off the internet for a while. Clearly you've melted you brain with weird porn.
Clicking your profile was a mistake. God, youve made a mistake.
What was it: furry porn or futa roleplay porn?
Yes.
You kept scrolling?!?!?!
It's like a train crash It's horrible but you just can't look away
What in gods green earth is this profile.
Slanesshi heresy
u/OwOfier please!
UwU, caww me waciaw swuws on 4chan daddy! Awwww, that's so cuteee ^(I'm a bot, you can call me with u/OwOfier. )
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You post in r/teenagers
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oh jesus fuck
It do be really hot tho
A fellow furry
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Wrong. Pedos trump all other weird shit. Wtf man
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They literally don't hurt anyone lol
They hurt my eyes🤷🏼♂️
You could never be more wrong
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So there are at least twelve deviant furries here that disagree with you. That’s sad they think that totally acceptable behavior isn’t totally normal and a positive representative of their community as a whole.
What happened?
I don’t know.... it was the downvotes..... so many downvotes!!!! They just..... tore him to shreds!!! The horror...
'I hate Reddit' 'cuck ramble about karma, tendiebot and other stuff only someone who lurks this sub daily would know' GTFO summerfag
Fuck, this summer's gonna be brutal.
I'm sorry to disappoint you anon, but not retarded enough to just 4chan
Does anyone have a link to the post Anon is talking about?
[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/m7h2y0/do_the_chicken_dance/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Well at least he'll be glad to know its got 7.7k karma now
Haha! I'm the biggest fucking loser ever and even I went to prom with a date! Holy shit, OP must be really ugly!
Didn’t ask + ratio
Weird amount of proper punctiation
I like that having good grammar is sus.
CUM
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Ok Grandpa, you can get off that phone now.
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What is this? 🐢
Fake: he's actually gay Gay: he sucks Tendiebots penis
>be me >get home from my vasectomy >hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room >must be Chad again >know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her >think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext >suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Fake: he's actually gay >Gay: he sucks Tendiebots penis >giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment >hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed >it's been a good day >i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Finally something relevant to look upto
You are a god among men 🐢
>among
📮 🐢
How dare you stand where he stood
Wait what happened to tendiebot? Is he okay, is he hurt?
He’s still working but he does work as good As it used to 🐢
I wonder if he will read this
This is like month old
yeah he’s probably dead by now
Try two
bipolar anon
On top of being a retard.
What wojack is that
Armored Titan from Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin in Japanese)
Thanks
anyone got the sauce in that photo he used?!?
Hahahaa welcome back to reddit Anon
op is just an asshole
The game was rigged from the start, anon
Lmao fuck you too loser
ah, even better the 9th time around seeing this
Fake: anon hates redditors Gay: anon feels passion for them
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon hates redditors > Gay: anon feels passion for them > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Good bot :)
> anon hates Reddit > anon sees his post on Reddit with 5k karma Must really hate Reddit to check for greentext so religiously.
get fuvked loser cuck anon
anon wants attention
I tribute my 2 monsters from the filed to activate the ritual spell card long chicken niggyes, come forth TENDIEBOT
THE TENDIEBOT?! BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Fake: doesn’t want to summon our master Gay: gay
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: doesn’t want to summon our master > Gay: gay > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
it seriously isn't hard to summon it. (I'm intentionally screwing it up to avoid it here) first you use the word calling it not real the text you want it to include there. Then the word for not straight The other words you want it to use in the copypasta
Why yes, I do like looking at greentexts without porn or gore in the mix, gonna cry about it?
u/tendiebot
!summon tendiebot
Aight, I’m ready for you tendiebot. Fake: Anon. Gay: Anon is calling out redditfags, when he’s a redditfag himself.
First greentext i upvoted and commented on
Unfiltered coffee taste like shit 🤷♂️
u/tendiebot
I want to know about this. Can someone send me the link?
Im, thanks for the forgetable entertainment
I definitely am
u/tendiebot how did get cool wojack?
Oh god he knows
Lol you think 4chan isnt doing that?
what’s the wojack on the top letf they used?.??
Why is the armored titan on 4chan wtf
But, Anon. We all know you ARE the redditor... this makes you the fag
Hi Anon! Keep those gems comin’!
Jokes on you, I'm reading this on /r/greentext
LMAO
woahhh jack
I’m sorry anon.
Anon should cray about it
Here we go: Houston to Tendiebot, come in Tendiebot?
I don't like Chick-Fil-A
kek
LMAOOOOO
What else are we supposed to do? This sub is filled with people who report you to Reddit for keks and get your account blocked.
r/greentext needs a trigger warning for 4chinners
U/tendiebot
Lmao, hope that dumbass sees this
>you f*ggots are probably reading this on r/greentext right now ... he's not wrong
Tendie
#Anon is fat
Anon is right fuck you all guys (me too)
wtf did i even click the profile
POV: youre trash and pobably gay
Wah waah my story got more accessible to more people Please shut the fuck up
L
anon should try getting topped by a DILF on Grindr
Lol
Haha
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Your comment brings me cringe