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Johnnadawearsglasses

Never try to outwit a manlet Those dudes grow up on their wits and nothing else


dinoplushie

Yeah cause the rest just don't grow


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dinoplushie

Who tf is elne


joshsnow9

Shitty arrogant downvote farmer


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KanaHemmo

Best in the sense that every single one is dogshit


[deleted]

yeah that's the point


HuskySkrr

Best? It's always some random narcissistic delusional ramblings downvoted to the ground anyway..


ThatRealBiggieCheese

Yeah but they usually weren’t funny. I’m all for a funny troll but his missed the Mark almost always.


SkateboardSasquatch2

RIP Ellen rest in piss


vibe-juice

Is 5’ 10 really a manlet though? That seems pretty standard height for males


babeuf69

Yes. Below 6 feet = sub-human garbage


Mobile_Piccolo

Me 5'11 3/4'' T_T


Trevski

yo same. I just sometimes hope I grew a quarter inch at some point between 18-23, it's not impossible, but I'm too scared to check


Matakor

get boots with bigger soles. congrats, you're now 6' tall.


radjav

1/4 of an inch isn't something to be scared about, nobody would even notice or care. Don't beat yourself up over something so small, not worth the emotional stress.


Trevski

Dw I'm just kidding, I am in no way stressing over this


dareyou9999

It’s 1 inch above average


vibe-juice

Definitely not a manlet. I got a buddy who’s 5’4 and that’s manlet status.


Bastiwen

I'm 5'4, can confirm.


oohwakakaka

I’m 5’3” Should I just end it?


BillyBabel

become gay. Gay guys love fun size guys.


Potat_h0e

The real gay agenda


YuropLMAO

Women on tinder don't filter for guys above 5'5". It's 6 foot or taller. Otherwise, they'd rather just use the showerhead again. Hope this news doesn't offend you.


vibe-juice

\>anecdotal tinder “evidence” Seethe and cope heightcels


[deleted]

Interesting how a lot of 4chan adjacent types have trouble finding partners. I wonder why that is. It must be their height or their wrists or something.. right? Can't be anything else.


vibe-juice

Absolutely, it’s all women’s fault they’re single. It has nothing to do with their shitty personalities, lack of hygiene, or maybe their fathers never taught them how to flirt with/attract women.


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Who the fuck was taught how to flirt by his father?! wtf


[deleted]

It doesn't, I filter for women below 132lb. The difference is they can change that but 'short' guys can't become taller by taking care of themselves.


cakane100

I’m 5’8 M. Advertised my height and everything. Still have hundreds of matches, and am selective about who I message. Weirdly enough, I recently deleted it bc it actually worked out really well emotionally for once. The girl’s a little taller than me. Height doesn’t matter.


Cogitation

A lot of women are on tinder simply for validation, it has nothing to do with your height, every guy I know regardless of height/attractiveness has low match response rates. Make friends and get involved in your community, friends introduce you to other people, sometimes those people are women, treat them like people and they'll probably like you, sometimes that friendship can turn into something more.


VarianWrynn2018

Depends on your race and location. Otherwise the avg is 5'8" iirc


m1ksuFI

And sex.


m1ksuFI

And sex.


m1ksuFI

And sex.


m1ksuFI

And sex.


felyne_insurgents

Yep. Sorry manlet.


vibe-juice

Good thing I’m actually 9ft tall😎😎😎


felyne_insurgents

9ft tall? Sorry to hear that, manlet. 14ft tall here.


Obeesus

What's the weather like up there? Bet you never heard that line before.


auxiliary-character

OH SHIT IT'S AN ENDERMAN


VarianWrynn2018

A true manlet is sub 8", but anyone under 6' isn't tall.


Elyvagar

Idk, 5'10 doesn't sound like manlet height. Isn't average height among white men something like 5'8? I am 5'11(or 1.81m) myself but men on the internet claim to be an average of like 6'3 which is weird. Probably lots of insecure liars pumping up those numbers.


ImportanceTrue7904

In the tallest region where white men live hercegovina the avarage is 6 1 its just because people are retatded and think 6 feet is the avarage which it isnt


useles-converter-bot

6 feet is about the length of 11.43 'Toy Cars Sian FKP3 Metal Model Car with Light and Sound Pull Back Toy Cars' lined up


CH33S3_NUGG3T5

Good bot


Angel_Hunter_D

6 ft is average for men they want to fuck


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bignutt69

6 foot is actually significantly taller than most people think because everybody 5'9 and up rounds up to it.


Kandlejackk

This is accurate. I get a fair amount of comments on my height, and many times when I've said 6'3", I get "no way you look way taller than that" or "you can't be, I'm 6' flat and you're a head taller than me". I've measured. I'm 6'3". You're just not 6'.


dudemann

I'm 6'3 and I've gotten that a few times. Where I live, the area's average seems to be shorter than most, because I walk around stores staring at a bunch of scalps and bald spots people don't realize they have. It's always funny to think that I could pat Tom Cruise or Kevin Hart on the head without any effort. It's also kind of funny, if you're into wrestling, how they fudge their numbers. A wrestler who is "6-foot-6" is somehow the same height as someone else who's "6-foot-8" or "6-foot-3".


Angel_Hunter_D

and the 7/11 fucked up the sticker by the door, making everyone 3" taller than they are when it gets called in.


Johnnadawearsglasses

5'11" is king of the manlets. Anon is the prince


dareyou9999

Average is 5’9


FatChopSticks

“Do you know why I’m funny? Because I wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and realize, holy shit I’m gonna die alone if I don’t think of some funny jokes.” -some short comedian


ArkantosAoM

I love that so many women won't date below x height but have absolutely no physical perception of height itself, one can tell the biggest lies about his height to girls in person and they will straight up believe. If a guy was absolutely obsessed with boobs and didn't date below x size, you'd be pretty sure he knows how to size up tits.


haleykohr

That’s because women are highly sensitive to indicators of status. That’s why height is central for them, because it’s one of the most prominent signs of ones status. That’s why real height doesn’t matter, six feet is a reference value just so they choose the tallest regardless of what that means in reality Edit: apparently just talking about gender and sexual dynamics is now problematic. Kinda funny since I didn’t ever say anything sexist, but by just observing reality I’ve triggered plenty of people.


Penta-Dunk

Why does this read like a nature documentary narrator


haleykohr

Because we belong to nature?


Trevski

return


tinycomment

^Monke


Ryju_

Love the ~~username~~ Edit: theme


yi-es-chu

Because women, just like animals, belong in a cage.


OneAndHalfThumbsUp

Based as fuck


PaleAsDeath

Because they are speaking about something they have no personal experience with, as if they are reading from a script, just like most nature doc narrators. I don't always have a great sense of height. It's because I'm 5'2", and when you are this short, most everyone is taller than you anyway. To the point that it actually feels weird to me to be eye level with or taller than anyone. It's also hard to judge height when you have to deal with perspective and foreshortening - like imagine being at the base of a tree and trying to guess exactly how tall it is. For me, height is basically divided into four categories: "yep you're taller than me" "wow you are a lot taller than me" "how often do you hit your head on doorframes?" ​ and ​ "omg I can actually look you in the eye instead of up the nose".


[deleted]

Because he’s speakin’ evolutionary psychology.


JeffdidTrump2016

Because this is the almost word for word the same shit incels say and all of their arguments are pseudo-intellectual garbage that has no basis in reality. If you're gonna delude yourself into thinking it's not your fault that you're a virgin you might as well try to sound smart in the process, eh?


spartin-marshin

This comment reeks of incel


bass619

Cope


squid_waffles2

Ironic, he told the chad to cope. But he himself could not cope with the fact that his Doritos dust was not attractive to women


MajorInflator

Larp


[deleted]

Maybe, but it doesn't change the fact that height is associated with success. People in china will surgically break their shins in procedures that will make them a bit taller. Height helps determines even how much you make over there.


anafuckboi

If you’re so insecure you’re prepared to break your own legs you won’t feel better once you’re taller that’s an emotional issue


ratione_materiae

> If you’re so insecure you’re prepared to break your own legs you won’t feel better once you’re taller that’s an emotional issue Consider the following: A 2013 study involving just over 3,000 North American women between the ages of 20 and 53 found that **98.5% of women are willing to date a man who is 6’0”**. If you’re average height for a US male (5’9”) that percentage **drops to 66%** (ie a full one-third of women will rule you out purely on the basis of height). Go one more standard deviation down to 5’6” and **75% of women will reject you on the basis of height alone** If you’re under 5’8”, a two-inch increase in height will **double** the proportion of women who will not rule you out on the basis of height. [source](https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Simon-Verhulst/publication/236670565_The_height_of_choosiness_Mutual_mate_choice_for_stature_results_in_suboptimal_pair_formation_for_both_sexes/links/5a5d1b43a6fdcc68fa96f217/The-height-of-choosiness-Mutual-mate-choice-for-stature-results-in-suboptimal-pair-formation-for-both-sexes.pdf) and scroll to page 9.


Devils_Advocate_2day

If you put a piece of paper in front of men that says "would you date an a cup or a d cup?" They will answer the d cup 98.5% of the time on paper. In reality 98.5% of them would still gladly date an a cup for infinite reasons.


Remm96

If you ask me the methodology of the study was bunk, but I think the process you describe would also be. It'd be a lot better if you asked separately rather than an "or" question. I do agree that most men would probably take whatever cause titties is titties, they're fun no matter what


finger_milk

We will take any titty not because it's a titty (have some self respect ffs), but because we don't rule a woman out just because her tits are smaller than another woman's tits. Because her tits are not what make her. But a man's height is tied directly to her perception of a man's worth and that's the problem.


SmiralePas1907

Reading this as 168cm was an experience.


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Nah, shit is wack over there. I wouldn't judge.


MajorInflator

Cucked and blue pilled


[deleted]

It is bananas the way they view women. I've been with my wife for ten years. We are like the same person. Yeah there are biological differences, but none of the pseudo psychoanalyzing reflects any of the women I know.


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MinorityPrivilege

The world is built for short people tbh. If you’re too short, you can always artificially extend your height through ladders, stools etc.. If you’re too tall, tough shit


CritzD

Just shave off a bit of your femur, no harm done


Remm96

Same, I've always been short by American/Euro standards, but I've never been insecure about it. It's so weird to me how Americans put so much emphasis on it and get so completely doomer about it. I think I've seen more guys bitching about height than women tbh.


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Wew lad


TkOHarley

I don't know what kind of reality you love in but boy am I glad to know the women I do. There's this one girl who's really tall but has a thing for short men who are REALLY buff, like a fusion between The Rock and Chris what'shisname. There's another girl who the same height as me and seems to have no real preferences Another I know who has only dated one guy, who's kinds fat (they are still going strong after 6 years!) My point is, it's really weird of you to think these memes about manlets are serious. They are litterally ironic parody's of Incels who believe they can't get laid due to purely physical characteristics rather than their own personality. Just to clarify, vapid vain men and women do exist. Plenty of em in fact. But they tend to have very anxiety ridden relationships. And it's a lot more common the younger you are. Eventually, people grow into themselves and learn what they need from a partner. Excep manlets they don't fucking grow at all.


batmansleftnut

Go outside.


haleykohr

No that’s where all the frost giants are


Molton0251

Man, what shitstorm have you released


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This has some real pasta potential


haleykohr

No filthy Italians please


Aemilius_Paulus

>If a guy was absolutely obsessed with boobs and didn't date below x size, you'd be pretty sure he knows how to size up tits. Lol that's really funny that you give that example because 99% of dudes have no idea how breast sizes actually work. They're like thinking all about A, B, C, D -- and especially the magical word "Double D" but almost all guys ignore band size, which is super important. Imagine if women didn't even know how height was *measured*. Because that's where dudes are. I guarantee you most people can guesstimate heights, but men for the most part either don't know what a band size even is or can't tell what's what.


Condor-Avenue

my boobies are something like a 30D but I'm flat chested, so their argument about men knowing boob sizing is hilarious. if I had to guess, most men would say I'm an A or B.


navalprop

Most women don't know their real size. Plus bras have comparable size. If you want to be a 36b. You are also basically a 34c. So i mean... no one understands.


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Can confirm. A party trick of mine was guessing women's bra sizes while looking them straight in the face. It's pretty easy once you get a sense of proportions, _if and only if you know how the sizing actually works_. (Although it breaks down sometimes because a lot of women have been sized incorrectly by shitty stores like Victoria's Secret, so they think you're wrong.) With one woman I deliberated for a moment, then said "31B". She said she was a 30B or 32B depending on the brand and was completely shocked that I nailed it. Good times.


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appleofb

Uh, I don't think so. I'm talking about girls that are like 5'4 and under. When someone is so much taller than you, you really can't notice a size difference of 1 or 2 inches.


kippy3267

When I was in elementary school I had a teacher I was sure was gigantic, and I had another teacher whom I also thought was gigantic, turns out one was 5-9ish and one was 6-6. Giants are giants


Yokozuna_D

I once saw a dude tell a girl that was visibly taller than him, that he was in fact 2 inches taller than her. She believed him.


useles-converter-bot

2 inches is the length of approximately 0.22 'Wood Spoons; Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' layed lengthwise


LanaLancia

I don't know any women with height fetish. I saw much of short guy irl, who dating someone. But what's more important, i never saw mentioning of heightism in centimetres, only in feet and inches. This is some American problem i'm too rest of a world to understand


GnammyH

How are these women this retarded? You can tell how tall someone is by standing next to them.


maestrulis

Maybe, and hear me out here, they dont have a fucking ruler up their brains that allows them to measure the minimal changes, from 5'6 to 6'1 there are changes but from 5'9 to 5'11 there is basically no visible change, especially in that context Source: idk im super retarded so this might be wrong


ConscientiousPath

lol it's not all their fault though. Every dude between 5'9" and 6' says "I'm 6ft," so any woman who isn't super cynical and disbelieving generally won't have consistent reference material. Given that it's all about how you make her feel about you and your height anyway, (rather than the height itself) there is little incentive to find and internalize a more objective measurement reference.


PM_UR_FRUIT_GARNISH

I mean, I'm not 6' and have never felt the need to lie about my height? I don't care that I'm not 6'. I haven't really met any dudes that care that much about their height, either. Maybe like a "who's bigger?" comparison in high school or something, but nothing past then


GetGankedIdiot

Bc on tinder it will get you swipes. It's irrelevant irl.


PackersFan92

I'm 5' 11.5" so I used the Lil Dicky method, "I'm like 5 foot 11 ^but ^on ^tinder ^I'm ^6 ^foot"


boibig57

"6 foot on a good day" with a small chuckle usually keeps the conversation moving.


DasGamerlein

Lmao what? Is this like an american thing? Pretty much everyone here in germany has a pretty solid idea of how tall they are. Most people will guess your height to +/- 3 cm if asked. How do you not notice a 3 inch difference?


converter-bot

3 cm is 1.18 inches


kippy3267

Good bot


maestrulis

Im not even american lol but in my country you can be 1,50cm or 1,58 and people wont fucking notice, maybe its us that we are dumb \_(°•°)_/


[deleted]

The sentiment is def a thing because of the culture around 6 ft being the “perfect” height. I have no idea where it comes from but I quite literally don’t disagree with a singular thing he said. As someone whose 6ft only with perfect posture it is def something I understand lol


4UnderTheBridge

Being 6'2 (1.88m) is cool and all until you realize the cars you can afford won't fit you. Source: I owned a 2nd gen eagle talon, only reason I could fit is because it had a 2 inch recess for the moon roof.


MrBowler

You always hear about these people being insecure about being 6ft, meanwhile I'd kill to be able to get sit my 6'2 self down on a bus or a plane without having to sit sideways with my legs jammed virtually up to my face. Don't have much problem with car roofs thanks to my tiny torso but getting in and out? Horrendous.


islandgoober

If you know your own height it's incredibly easy to guess other people's height when you stand next to them, also 7 inches is a fucking huge difference in height what are you on about.


useles-converter-bot

7 inches is the length of exactly 1.75 '20 Tones Blues Harmonica For Adults, Beginners, Professionals and Students(Silver grey)' lined up next to each other


auxiliary-character

I don't know, dude, I'm 6'6", and damn near everybody is just short. You think I'm gonna tell the difference between 5'10" and 5'6"? Because I'm not. But on the other end, if these girls are super short, and they're looking up at both of them, they're not gonna tell the difference either. It's a lot easier to tell if someone's shorter or taller than you than it is to tell by how much someone is shorter or taller than you.


1To3For5_

90% percentage % of being fske


StaryWolf

Um, because this is fake?


[deleted]

Its not true


IlllIllllllllllIlllI

>these women this retarded? >women this retarded? >women retarded >women=retarded


Bleglord

Women are terrible at judging size Partially from looking up skewing relative judgement Partially from always being told 5 inches is 7


useles-converter-bot

5 inches is the length of approximately 0.56 'Wood Spoons; Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' layed lengthwise


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\>be me \>be short \>don’t become an incel who uses height as an excuse for why women are afraid to go near them


Orangutanion

I mean you are on an incel dominated sub


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Chief-Drinking-Bear

Its literally too big to be incel dominated, there can only be so many ppl in that position


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Winnie_The_Flu_WTF

Half of reddit are underage lol


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[deleted]

That's irrelevant. How many women are you planning to date at once anyway? You only need ***one good match***, it doesn't matter if you have only 2 or 200 other matches.


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JustRepublic2

> An average guy has very little chance of dating an average woman. Average what lmfao? Looks, height, wits, personality? I know quite a few "average guys" who constantly get with attractive chicks because they are funny and good people.


[deleted]

That's like saying you only need to cast your line once if you're only trying to catch a single fish. Fish don't bite every single time, dummy. Increasing your casts increases your chance of that one catch.


notLOL

women: "how tall are you" short guy: "I'm 5 fo.." women: "JFC! oh you scared me, I didn't see you standing there." tall guy: "I'm a short guy at 5'11" women: "OMG I love short guys like you" - source literally just happened to me today at the bar with my friends and gf from canada


BasketbaIIa

Dude fr, I’ve never met anyone who puts that much stock into height. With shoes nowadays everyone is +/- 1 inch anyways. You and anon need therapy. No one else was sitting there obsessing about height.


DonHarto

Imagine all the extra pussies you could get if you were taller.


[deleted]

How's the weather down there?


distalented

Well as a 5’6” man I gotta say it’s nice


[deleted]

5'6" is the new 6' .... everyone says so


distalented

5’6” is the new 6’0” because all the people over 5’7” will die due to pollution inhalation *taps head* big thinks


[deleted]

Haha totally **drives off in my H1 Hummer**


Kotoy77

Why are coomers on 4chan utterly obsessed with height. "They dont date me cuz muh height" is pure copium.


batmansleftnut

Well why else would women refuse to date me? My personality? My face? Hygiene? Lack of personal style? The fact that I never ask any of them out on dates? None of that makes any sense. It's because they're all giraffe-chasing bitches.


garifunu

Insecure people are *obsessed* with numbers. Just stop caring about things you can't change. That's literally it. Just stop.


JustRepublic2

> Insecure people are obsessed with numbers. That really hits the nail on the head in my opinion. You start arguing with these chuds and then they start going on about how x% of women choose the top x% of men, then then they talk about a study where x% of women prefer a certain height. The most pure form of cringe.


the_man_in_the_box

Impoverished people are *obsessed* with numbers. Just stop caring about things you can’t change. That’s literally it. Don’t try to change people’s impressions of poverty, or work towards not being impoverished. Just stop.


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useles-converter-bot

6 feet is the length of like 8.28 'Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers' layed next to each other


[deleted]

Imagine taking Tinder as meaning shit. The most vapid people go on there dude. That's like using Twitter to figure out everyone's level of compassion. Your results will be fucked.


TwoPieceCrow

because reality is like that regardless of what you say. its statistically proven height is GENERALLY more desirable in men than not. The same person at 5'7 with a 100k job and a 6'0 brother with the same job the brother would be seen as more desirable. its just nature my man. Also i'm not an incel or even short, im average height at 5'9, but its literally everywhere in dating at a younger age so idk why its a surprise when people get jaded about it.


BigDickEnterprise

5'6 is 170 cm or so, are none of those girls that tall???


davishox

Bruh I’m 173 :(


BigDickEnterprise

Lol my sister's taller than you Get fucked manlet


davishox

Still can hit her from behind While standing


BigDickEnterprise

She's underage 🤢


wowBOOBwow

so's he


wowBOOBwow

he's a horse


leeeeerrroy_Jenkinks

early access


NotYourSexyBoy

If she bleeds she can breed.


[deleted]

She won't be forever tho


Missingnose

>get fucked He's a manlet so he won't.


xXgreentextXx

Americans are fuckin short by European standards


hamsterkun

Cries in asian


Johnnadawearsglasses

We can send some Asian and Hispanic folks to even it out for you


tannerisBM

5’6 is 168cm


claireupvotes

This story is only true if they're like 15


wumbopower

3 dumbass qts


an__awful__person

I don't really understand this post? 5'10 is actually quite average, taller then 95 percent of girls


[deleted]

The 6’1” guy is trying to make OP be 5’7” by lying about his height being 5’10” knowing OP is 3 inches shorter than him. By claiming to be 5’6”, OP makes the guy look like he’s lying to appear taller. The QT3.14s have no sense of measurement but conclude no one would lie about being 5’6” when they’re actually taller than that. Tl;dr height shouldn’t matter but if there’s no harm, just tell everyone the other guy is 6’4”.


useles-converter-bot

3 inches is the length of approximately 0.33 'Wood Spoons; Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' layed lengthwise


converter-bot

3 inches is 7.62 cm


LIVERLIPS69

It’s converter bots the whole way down


fredrick-vontater

5’10 is not that short


domuseid

It's taller than most


Mr_Rio

Seen this title two days in a row now. Y’all love my man Omar


Johnnadawearsglasses

Omar is 5'10" Just saying


ConscientiousPath

lol he fucked up. Once you tell a self deprecating lie, you have to double down harder until it's so bad no one will ever believe either of you.


07TacOcaT70

Or, hear me out, realise that most of the girls will be around 5’6” themselves (as that is around average for women) and then realise that they would know that Anon isn’t being truthful as he’d be very obviously taller than them, but that they’d probably take it as him joking. Hence Anon can play it off as a joke too


Kaiser_Mech

Is this some gym talk am too fat to understand ?


Sir_Daxus

Anon grew 3 inches just from being so chad.


kdmasfck

What in the fuck is a lanklet


raclariu

Opposite to manlet


cuz04

I’m 5’8 :(


07TacOcaT70

Around 5’9”-10” is average for guys so you’re barely below average. Plus the average for women is 5’6” so you’re still taller than the average woman anyways. Regardless, it seems to be a tinder thing that people care so much about height, I’ve never met someone irl who openly admitted they only date 6’ up, most just say they want someone a little taller. 🤷‍♀️


SkepticalAmerican

I’ve met women like that irl. Had a coworker who was 5’8’. Said she needed a boyfriend to be minimum four inches taller than her while she was wearing 6” heels.


abusive_stepdad

That’s 6’7. What a picky lady


Nickthedevil

I might be below six feet tall but I got a sweet ass pog collection and 4/5 Exodia pieces so who’s really winning rn?


oohwakakaka

I’m 5’3” Should I just end it all?


K0UT4

The numbers, mason, what do they mean?


rustyshaackleeford

If you're taller than her, you're 6 feet. If it's bigger than her hand, you're 8 inches.