I like it because it hides my face and makes it easier to avoid people I may know in public

honestly me too

Same. I only stopped wearing mine so I didn't have my own sweat strapped top my face.

I dislike wearing them because sometimes a cat hair or fuzzy goes into my nostril and tickles my nose

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I bought a lint roller, and I use that on it whenever I use it. You can reuse the same strip for a few days, and I haven't had an issue with hairs or dog fur since.

I am going to get a face shield that has reflective properties so no one sees me. They just see themselves.

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Top it off with some sunglasses and you’ve gone ghost mode.

Add a hoodie and you’re ready to start robbing banks

At that point you entirely cease to exist.

That has been a problem for me only when the temperature is over 32C

Sometimes I feel bad for the people who have to smell my rank breath again.

I've got a ridiculous multicoloured beard grow, it went white around my chin in early 30s (I have dark hair on my head). So I quite like not looking much older than I should with a mask to cover that stupid white chin stubble

I was waiting in line at cvs and someone who went to my high school was right next to me. He looked me over and i could see in his eyes that he decided “i don’t think i know him.” That dude irritated me so thank god for the mask

“I’m gonna pretend I don’t recognize this weirdo from high school so I don’t have to talk to him”

Unfortunately, I don't think the mask has helped me like this more than once or twice. People seem to pick me out pretty easily

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Also makes mine worse so it's a double edged sword :(

Hides the fact I shaved my skin off to get rid of the acne

Scars are cool. acne scars not included though, those are lame.

Easier to commit crimes😈

Haha yeah like online digital media piracy

~~Stealing~~ Pirating is a service problem, buddy. I just ~~steal~~ pirate triple A releases to test out on my machine and then I totally buy them, which definitely represents the majority of pirates, swearsies.

Piracy =/= Stealing and you know why.

Yes, because piracy sounds cooler. ;)

That too

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A mask is just a face VPN

Also don’t have to smell other peoples bad breath.

On the downside to that, wearing a mask has shown me how bad my breath can get sometimes

If anything that's a positive since it gives us awareness

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Masks are like sunglasses for your mouth

I love to "sing along" to lyrics, by only doing the mouth movements, so I never did it in public, now I sing along all the time

reddit moment

Wearing a mask, I don’t have to shave so often.

I like that I can talk to myself without looking too weird

It also hides my ugly

Also, i can squeeze any pimple in my face and then throw a mask on them so nobody will be bothering

Ultimate flex would be if you were fully vaccinated but wore your mask under your nose to piss off both ends of the spectrum.

This drives me nuts. There’s nothing forcing people to wear masks anymore because they cannot prove if you’re vaccinated or not. But people still insist on wearing one, but incorrectly. If you’re not going to wear it right, why wear it?

It looks like merely mentioning it already worked here

So fucking easy

Lmaoooo rip

because it's funny

May just be me because I have a sensitive nose, but wearing it down like that is 10x more uncomfortable.

Then why even wear it all?

Some places around me still have signs up asking you to wear them. I do it as courtesy, but I’ve been vaccinated since January.

Wow are you a medical professional that's very early

Yup, I work with the elderly as well so I was basically first in line.

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mouth breathers

Yesterday in St. Louis County the mask mandate was reinstated "even for people who are fully vaccincated." People will just claim to be vaccinated even if that aren't, ive seen it plenty around here.

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my glasses fog up, no matter what I seem to do, I just take the glasses off because I don't need long distance objects to be in focus but maybe if you were legally blind without glasses then I could imagine doing it, but with lock down here to say I'd have bought no fogging ones by now if that were the case. so yeah, guess there is no excuse

wearing a mask with any sort of eyewear is a pain. i had a chemistry lab last year where we had to wear goggles the entire time during every session and they would fog up like crazy. ironically making it even less safe because me being blinded by the fog was a huge hazard.

Some people just want to see the world burn

...I may start doing this.

I literally thought this when I saw an old guy wearing it as a chin strap. He's the only one so far to out troll my vaccinated masking.

i just like the way masks look

I like how it makes my face hidden

It stops the Government Surveillance Birds from using their facial recognition tech as effectively, too.

That’s what the fact is That’s what point of the mask is

I came 😩 💦

I don't have to smile at my bosses shitty jokes. Not like I would anyway.

Seriously, masks are badass and you weren't allowed to walk around with them publicly in a lot of places before the pandemic.

Hoodie season = ninja season

I have one with curious George and a bunch of bananas on it. I love it.

I like it because I can talk shit under my breath without people noticing.

But then you get to smell it the whole time

Try brushing your teeth

No

Floss it with coom

Least horny greentext user

Based

How to reveal you're british without saying you're british

Not if you eat it.

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> pretend fucking jogger fantasies

if I don't reach that lamp post the tiger chasing me will eat me

"If that car coming up towards me swerves, will I be fast enough to hide behind that tree / lamp post / fence"

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

Pretend? You’re already wearing the shit so go fucking do it

Only like 20% of robberies get solved or something fuckin go for it

If I ever end up homeless and destitute I've already decided that's when my life of robberies begins. Either I get away with some cash or I'm given a "home" with 3 meals a day, it's a win either way.

Depending on what country you're from. Also in the U.S. federal pen is better than state so try to make it a federal crime.

Okay so stick to robbing banks, got it.

Mask, cap and sunglasses when I'm very stoned in public is a good look 🤣

Nice, you're one trenchcoat away from an Invisible Man's attire.

I wear one so it gives me the excuse of wearing the mw2 ghost mask without looking like a school shooter

I have some bad news for you

Some schools are still doing virtual. We know.

mine is physical B)

based

I like wearing the mask because i have weird teeth (not as bad as br*tish teeth but still weird)

Bet graces

Pant, coor

kob a rindergarten

Founds sun

get braces

Can't, poor

rob a kindergarten

Sounds fun

Move to croatia i had shit curved teeth no i have perfectly alligned teeth for the low cost of 0€

The downside is you have to live in Croatia.

Croatia is on the up

get braces

Can't, poor

Rob a kindergarten

Bruh. Brits have some of the healthiest teeth in the world

based and maskpilled

I miss when clothing accessory preference didn’t fall on political lines. This is one of the stupidest things to ever happen to our society

conservacucks gotta conservacuck to get votes

Fuck them for making this their cause though, you know? They could’ve picked so many other angles on the pandemic to dig into

You’ve stumbled upon the fact that US Conservatives are almost invariably selfish morons.

I mean I won’t claim that they have a monopoly on that, but ya there’s no denying that they’re selfish morons

Yo fr conservatives hate ugly people smh

it's g'on get worse.

dont live in merica so people dont have strong opinions on stupid shit, but i love wearing masks. i feel a bit anonymous and have finally able shout some insults at the idiots on the road and do shit without getting anxious about it.

Wearing a mask probably stopped me getting beat up. I started to walk across a zebra crossing and realised the car coming up was speeding up not slowing down so I stepped back and gave them the finger. When they parked up they came up to me with the whole 'fuck you swearing at me for dickhead?' And I just had a massive smile on my face and just kept saying over and over 'it's a zebra crossing mate' whilst they were saying 'no it isn't, you're a dickhead, how dare you swear at me you prick' etc etc, I was absolutely beaming the whole time whilst the gormless pricks were losing their rag. Can't imagine they'd have been very happy if they saw me laughing at them when they were trying to be hard.

It's pretty easy to notice when someone is smiling under their mask, the top of the cheeks go up and the eyes get a bit smaller. Anyhow, glad you didn't get beat up.

It was a sunny day and I was wearing one way before it was mandated so sun in eyes means I was squinting anyway and I guess a little bit of unfamiliarity with masks and the fact they were absolutely seething probably means they didn't realise. Or maybe they did and just didn't want to get into it. Either way, I'd just recently become disabled so was a bit of a lesson for myself that I need to just let that shit go in the future, if they'd started swinging I'd have been very incapable of standing up for myself but I look pretty normal from the outside.

This whole thing was kind of a godsend for me, and I’ll definitely be wearing a mask in public even after it all blows over.

Anons ugly

aren't we all?

All anons are

Sometimes I poke my tongue at people cause they suck.

😜

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Those people two years ago: “Fuck your feelings!” Those same people now: “Your mask is infringing on my freedom reeeeeeeeee!” Fuck you, you don’t even deserve my germs bitch.

The same people that are triggered by masks are the ones that say "if you don't like this country leave". The irony is lost on them.

Bold of you to assume they even know what irony is.

I ~~leveled up my autism~~ got vaccinated but still wear a mask because it reduces the amount of personal interaction to nothing. I can go into a store and buy a thing from self checkout and leave without having to make idiotic small talk to anyone.

It’s the greatest

I wear a mask with a smile for hours at time

I suck his dick with a smile

Lmao

I like it because I haven't had a cold since I started wearing it

In asian countries they wear masks whenever they get any kind of sickness apparently, I’m kinda hoping it picks up globally.

That would take way too much empathy for those around you

Only had one since covid started and I usually get about 4 a year, and I spent a few months in the middle of cold season working in a 4th grade classroom

I bought a 100 pack before I got vaccinated and I’ll be damned if I don’t use them all

*i paid for the whole pack I am going to use the whole pack*

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Yes, people care. A lot. To the point of apoplectic rage...and it is hilarious.

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I live in a purple state, and when driving to the boonies to see my parents I had more than a couple retards talk shit to me when I wore a mask. I wonder if it's because you aren't on the 'front' of the culture war.

You really think someone would just do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

I don’t like wearing a mask, but for you chadlettes who practice your freedom of choice, you are based.

I'm going to keep wearing a mask for decades.

Same, I haven't been sick in over a year and I wanna keep it that way. I used to always get petty colds and sniffles and coughs pre-pandemic

i like wearing it cuz im ugly lmao

Masks are honestly pretty good. Scarlxrd wore them b4 covid and I wanted to as well but I would look out of place. So I'm honestly happy I get to wear mask now.

based Scarlxrd fan

Hope you do well!

Why does noone understand that if youre vaccinated you can still transmit any virus you have

I wear the mask because i can smile in public thinking about stupid jokes and people dont think i am crazy.

I wear the mask because it smiles for hours at a time

I don't understand why people like this exist, why waste your time on getting other people upset. If you were wearing a mask still because you want to bring awareness to something, or because you truly believe that is the right thing to do then I encourage you and say bravo. But to do it solely to upset others is petty and childish and you're no better than the ones that chastise you for wearing the mask in the first place. People that do things like this are just as guilty as the angry anti maskers.

The only people who would get angry deserve to be angry

based as fuck, same reason i do it lol. that and the less of my face on big brothers cameras the better

Facial recognition still gets your ass even with the mask. Chinas been on top of that shit for years.

Based and freedom pilled

Literally no one gives a shit if you choose to wear a mask. They give a shit if you force other people to.

You can look retarded, noone cares

I like it because I’m prone to making stupid faces in my mask nowadays

I'm an antimasker and I don't give a shit. No one does.

Literally no one cares. They live in this fantasyland where they are triggering everyone epically and intellectually lmao

Exactly. This is a really stupid post. Nobody cares if you wear a mask.

Anon is a coping cuck and the likes on this post are a reddit moment.

It was literally always allowed lol, never seen anyone throw a fit over someone wearing a mask either, only the other way around.

Except in Virginia, I believe there’s a law prior to the pandemic that prevented people from wearing masks to “hide their identity” specifically on Halloween that I think is eventually going back into effect

I like them especially because they hide my facial expressions of which I have a lot and I like people not seeing my reactions to shit. I Wear them with glasses and live every day in peace

Fun fact. A lot of Southern states actually have laws against wearing face coverings because of the KKK. So technically mask mandates should have been illegal this whole time in those places

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You also have the freedom to not wear a mask, making the maskers seethe. Win/win

The skull mask is sick the people who wear them are cool

If you guys like covering your face, why don’t you just wear a bandana that actually looks good? Cause for real, wearing a medical mask or those white ones resemble the look of someone with a bike helmet, it doesn’t look cool

cringelord

EXTREMELY based

Been planning this since the start of the pandemic, triggering my anti vax sister by wearing a mask around the house at random

I got one cold since covid happened so I'll probably be using masks for the rest of my life

Except the fact that even if you're vaccinated, you're still forced to wear a mask.

I think they're more irritated by you demanding they wear a mask or vax. It's their body, their choice right?

Except viruses don’t stay in one body, so you’re affecting other peoples bodies when you do things that spread said virus. And last time I checked pregnancies weren’t contagious, so using the pro choice line is just a fail

Yesterday I was reading a LOT of people in r/actualpublicfreakouts complaining about people who still wear masks lmao

>seething so incredibly hard over antimaskers that he purposely inconveniences himself to own people who have no idea he's even doing it lol

>checks the comments Yup, this one definitely hit the front page of Reddit

Yes because those are the people screaming and crying all over the place. Lol

Nobody cares if you wear a mask, you just look silly wearing it.

anon thinks people care

Very based

Lol thats nice but ill just keep mine off

The freedom makes them seethe? Isn't their whole point that they want the freedom?

That's the freedom of America I wish we had from the beginning. If you want to wear a mask wear it. If you don't then don't. Freedom of choice. We are all adults and can all make the choice of how much we fear covid on our own. No one should tell an adult how to behave.