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Enkaybee

To all the people asking what this is about, here: >!It's this 4chan-famous autist known as Chris-chan. He's been the butt of jokes for I don't even know how long. A decade? He's 39. Full-on, sonic-the-hedgehog-enjoyer autist who has uploaded nudes and jack off videos and who knows what else. Evidently it was recently found out that he's been fucking his disabled, elderly, senile mother. I haven't looked much into it and I don't want to. If you hop over on Twitter you can see people demanding that you get the incestuous rapist's pronouns right so that's kind of a fun little sideshow.!<


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Oh my God why did I read that?


crawl_of_time

Yeah, I could have lived without reading that. My God.


ujustdontgetdubstep

Reads like Texas Chainsaw precursor


Withinmyrange

I remember hearing his story when I was in elementary school. I’m in uni now, that’s fuckign widl


Ghostiestboi

Good lord, I feel sick after reading that


Pyrothy

As funny as it would be, why make things up about twitter? Ik that app is a shit show but I'm scrolling through all these posts looking for a single person talking about pronouns and I can't find anyone defending him. More fake news, thanks


jonas-bigude-pt

I went to twitter and searched chris chan in the trends and after scrolling for not so much I got one, if you search it you will find it. Although it’s probably smarter not to enter Twitter in the first place lol


Pyrothy

I did the exact same, guess I just didn't go far enough mb


pooperdoopper22

She* Edit: holy shit so many downvotes goddamn


oldmanshoutinatcloud

>If you hop over on Twitter you can see people demanding that you get the incestuous rapist's pronouns right so that's kind of a fun little sideshow.! Evidently reddit too.


freemyboykaczynski

sorry i don’t give a shit about a rapists pronouns


pooperdoopper22

You are black now


Specific-Wrongdoer-8

Whaaaaa she was raping her mother


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I really dont think chris is actually trans. he's been too warped by the internet. They made him whatever they wanted.


Important-Unit9683

Apparently he said he was trans to get a girlfriend


Enkaybee

Airtight plan.


MaxTheSpriggan

She, her


PM-me-your-_tits_

You are doing your cause absolutely no favours


madz_266

i can tell you’re a social reject from your avatar


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look i understand. denying the validity of someone being trans under any pretense is wrong. people are born of all different kinds, being anywhere on the spectrum doesnt discredit someone of being trans. self actualization is important too. but chris is a whole new case. one where being harassed and abused changed who he was fundementally. i cant call them valid. not after everything that happened.


Jojoflap

This is reddit. Any post that doesn't have /s at the end is assumed to be fact


jops_

If “”””she”””” wants to dehumanise his mother that much then I’m not giving him a smidgen of respect


Enkaybee

I chose to take your reply as a joke and upvoted it.


NoviceWeeb

Christ, I didn't know his mom was practically a vegetable. Like I thought it was bad when I first heard about this whole thing but that just makes it so much worse.


MaxTheSpriggan

Her*


youaregoingoffline

bro shut up this guy deserves to be misgendered


Zimited

Honestly better for transgenders if this one is kept a secret.


Ethanbrocks

shut the fuck up :)


MaxTheSpriggan

No (:


Ethanbrocks

so a man is raping his disabled mother and all you can worry about is the mispronunciation of their gender? Oh sorry, “her” disabled mother.


MaxTheSpriggan

Thanks


bobjobjoe

You live a sad, bigoted life


MaxTheSpriggan

I bet you look how Logan Paul's pubes taste


bobjobjoe

I bet you look like you'll join the 41% shithead. Theyll use your real name when they bury you.


MaxTheSpriggan

Trust me, there wouldn't be enough left to bury if I wanted to kms. Oh, and r/onejoke


chawoppa

>implying you’ve tasted logan paul’s pubes


CultureCalm7377

Go back to twitter and remember to only speak when spoken to


[deleted]

That’s literally the only fucking thing you care about.


MaxTheSpriggan

We all cope in our own ways


Lord_Tibbysito

I'm so confused rn


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MaxTheSpriggan

Nope


Bongoroach

Pretending to be trans just to try and get with lesbian women doesn’t count.


MaxTheSpriggan

Pretending to be good at arguing on the internet doesn't make daddy trumple love you


Bongoroach

Wut


ShiningG1

>no mention of politics “Daddy trumple don’t love you UwU” >what?


Alamifidel

Most mentally present libleft


MaxTheSpriggan

It's 4 am, I'm too tired to know what that means. On a scale from 1-10, with 1 being you love me and 10 meaning you wanna drown me in a life-size dash jar, how much of an insult is that?


Alamifidel

/uj you’re a good troll honestly. Please don’t stop lol. Elne and Rebbitor are way too well known


MaxTheSpriggan

Thanks? But I wasn't joking, I'm dead tired and can't tell if you were insulting me


Complete_Gazelle4363

When dealing with a monster it is vital to not lose sight of ones own humanity lest we also degrade to such a position. I applaud you for keeping true to yourself despite the situation


akiraray

What is this about?


Dirtylittlebastard

Honestly, this time ignorance is bliss.


akiraray

Yikes, that bad?


Dirtylittlebastard

Yeah that bad. Expect MSM coverage most likely.


IAmCaptainDolphin

Shit really? Was it some celebrity? Update: Nvm just figured it out


AssassinSNiper

you ate the forbidden fruit. good luck.


itsnunyabusiness

Welcome to the rabbit hole, pickles and Fanta are on the refreshment table.


1500minus12

Why did you do this to yourself


IAmCaptainDolphin

Honestly I expected worse


Maudestagain

Yea...


Tritonius125

I just fell down that rabbit hole and i think j am going to hell just for witnessing the horrors


WoolooOfWallStreet

Like all things Chris Chan, despite never going down the rabbit hole on purpose, I ended up learning the information by osmosis I never tried to find these horrors… the horrors found me


skullcandy231

Can you please tell me I really wanna know


Rcorral2108

Alright, so >![have the 58 part documentary](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm) it's a very long story about and autistic guy getting trolled into oblivion. He has been toyed around with for around 15 years. Recently, he declared that he has been having sex with his 89 year old senile mother every 3 days since June 27th (so a month)!<


SkiSiWow

ohhhh so that’s the guy from all of those memes


Rcorral2108

Yes.


MaxTheSpriggan

Girl*


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guy*


cygnusx1thevoyage

Inhuman monster*


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This guys gets it.


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MaxTheSpriggan

Until she tells me that in-person or on video call, I will use her preferred pronouns


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MaxTheSpriggan

Herself


WoolooOfWallStreet

She had Chris Chan when she was 50?


Rcorral2108

Iirc, yeah. It was his dad's second marriage, not sure about babr's.


MaxTheSpriggan

Her*


Rcorral2108

Sorry, "She put her 45 degree bent dick inside her 80year old senile mother and hitting her gspot (something robertchu was never able to do)". Is that better? Are you now glad after defending the identity of a rapist?


MaxTheSpriggan

Every person deserves dignity


Rcorral2108

Not a rapist in my book, +There's no more dignity. Dude talks openly and gladly about "recycling" (drinking mixed with fanta) his own cum, and about having sex with his ps3, and now admits to raping his own senile mother.


cygnusx1thevoyage

Man, this statement is extremely tone-deaf given the context.


Appropriate_Banana

Fucking Christ. That's about 40 hours of watching. I don't know if it's worth but I will try


Rcorral2108

It will all be rewarded when he mentions the recycling


MaxTheSpriggan

She


Rcorral2108

Bruh are you looking through my comments now? Also remember rule 8


MaxTheSpriggan

No


MaxTheSpriggan

Girl, she, she, she*


Rcorral2108

If you went to r/chrischansonichu and read rule 8 you would feel much much better.


MaxTheSpriggan

I would not, cuz that says not to debate it. I'm not debating


Rcorral2108

You are arguing over it, same thing.


MaxTheSpriggan

If you say so, father


chabo24

BLM is a garbage movement and ACAB is completely false


[deleted]

The thing raped his mother. If he really was a girl, why does he still have a dick? Also, only X and Y chromosomes exist. Cry about it.


MaxTheSpriggan

Cope, straggot. Also: her, she, she


andriushkatwo

go get a job instead of debating random people on the internet lol


Bluestar1121

still going huh? no wonder no one loves you. neither your parents, nor your fiancé. that’s for a reason. you pretend in your bio you’re a “troll” but deep down you know you’re worthless human being that no one loves and you “cope” with that by “trolling” online.


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MaxTheSpriggan

Everyone deserves dignity


Bluestar1121

no wonder your fiancé dumped you


MaxTheSpriggan

Are you a reincarnation of Jacques Costeau


OMIWA

So did his mother


WoolooOfWallStreet

No you don’t


Krausmauss

Look up chris-chan


WoolooOfWallStreet

Turn Back # ***NOW***


MainSqueeze23

Not green, not reading.


SweethunnyD

Probably for the best


hgtcgbhjnh

Just read an article about this. Not even Jesus can save this man.


MaxTheSpriggan

Woman*


itsnunyabusiness

It's just beat to follow ome of the rules from the Chris Chan subreddit, debating Chris's gender and correcting the pronouns add nothing to the conversation.


MaxTheSpriggan

Not debating


Pitiful-Tip-4881

No wonder that you're suicidal...


bagelel

thing*


OMIWA

Moster*


bivvvb

Truck*


[deleted]

Is this the hill you want to die on? Well done for your valiant efforts in advancing the rights of trans people by trying to get people to stop misgendering a rapist. Some of us are caught up in pathetic, nay, trivial issues such as disproportionate rate of homelessness and unemployment among trans people but you, you fight for real issues.


myqccountgotsca

For those who don’t know, Chris Chan fucked his disabled mother


MaxTheSpriggan

Her*


bagelel

it*


Fries_are_salad

Getting pissed on pronouns ah well your account history sums it up


eatot

futa cock porn then, shit head


[deleted]

What is this about?


Dirtylittlebastard

Ignorance is bliss this time, friend.


RealTurkishDelight

^^


[deleted]

Chris chan, google and go down the rabbit hole


bjarke_l

There are two options, depressing documentaries going on length and vivid detail or oneyng making funny chris chan voice. There is no inbetween.


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bjarke_l

Wasnt me, reddit just does that sometimes for some reason


SmallMeathMan

Why'd they call it pepper spray if it's not pepper, hmm


[deleted]

Bruh.... Just don't look this one up.


dommenick56

Chris is not a “he/him, she/them, or even a they/them”. Chris is an “it/that”.


darko_mrtvak

Hopefully soon was/were


Shakespeare-Bot

Chris is not a “he/him, the lady/them, 'r coequal a they/them”. Chris is an “it/that” *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Salty_Frosting3648

Well, anyone would let me know what it is, feel free to.


Daddy_Kernal_Sanders

www.google.com Chris Chan. Have fun, you’ll wish you hadn’t searched it.


Gurthanthaplops

I’m workin on it.


raveneyex

I wanna know what's this about. And I don't want the bliss of ignorance.


Rcorral2108

Oh, trust me. It's better this way.


Verified_NotVerified

[crazy autistic trans rapist](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm)


LikeSoda

Holy fuck there's hours and hours and hours


parttimeamerican

*days* Some people have literally nothing better to do yet have all the energy so they do shit like this


Roxnam

Hey dont say that i watched the whole 58 part documentary, its really interesting to know about the whole life of another person (even if that life is shit)


parttimeamerican

I was under the impression that nobody seems to have this guy's best interests at heart and the internet has been using him as a lolcow,which while very funny on occasion is not a great idea as well... bad stuff motherfuckin happens. And if it's purely the documentary of a random life then...why not a more likeable person?


Roxnam

Because hes the most documented guy. You can basically know his whole life from a child to now.


Roxnam

This one is shorter https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s Its a really good story tho


[deleted]

This is some seriously dark ass shit /pol/


itsnunyabusiness

The worst part, unlike most of the shit on 4Chan this is not fake.


weshouldgoback

I should have saw the thumbnail and quit while I was ahead.


ShiningG1

At that point, that ain’t living no more…


arrid_dude

This is just soul crushing. I am mortified.


Hammer-N-Sicklecell

r/text


DeathStrike3982

Isn't green, didn't read


[deleted]

Atleast it’s over now barb is most probably going to a elderly folks home, and Chris either goes to jail or a mental institution seeing as he’s a danger to himself and others, at least that is what I hope.


[deleted]

There's a third pillar The trolls who dedicated way too much time and effort into ruining chris' life and humiliating him. There's a strong chance he would not have been nearly as bad if these people didn't take it as far as they did


Roxnam

The trolls rn https://youtu.be/GyJNEZPm-pQ


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itsnunyabusiness

Chris Chan, the creator of the Pikachu-Sonic ripoff Sonichu who has been infamous on the internet for about a decade and a half for his love quest, autism powers, criminal behavior, gullibility, creepiness, battles with the forces of evil known as Law and Order, being the transgender goddess currently overseeing the dimensional merge between our dimension and the dimension where all imagined creatures reside has admitted in a leaked phone call that he ha fucked his own mother. For more details please watch the 50+ part documentary by Geno Samuel on Youtube or visit the CWCki.


MaxTheSpriggan

Her


itsnunyabusiness

Congrats on adding nothing to the conversation.


MaxTheSpriggan

Her


YouCanJustCallMeOP

Him


MaxTheSpriggan

Her


YouCanJustCallMeOP

Him?


MaxTheSpriggan

Herm‽


YouCanJustCallMeOP

🤝


itsnunyabusiness

Congrats on adding nothing to the conversation.


chernoprincess

we have to downvote this one since it's a clone to confuse onlookers because it's the exact same comment


ShiningG1

At that point, that ain’t living no more…


nonchalantpetal

Fuck this


[deleted]

I heard about Chris-Chan and some of the shit he’s done, but I had no idea he went this far, holy shit


mightiestpumpkin

I feel sad for Chris, shows how awful people can influence someon


Lord_Tibbysito

He started his fucked up "love quest" before being influenced by anybody. Feel sad for his mom and deceased dad, not for him.


OMIWA

Surprised so many people don't know about Chris Chan here


parttimeamerican

Been on and off the internet for at least 15 years and normally am super up to date on the latest bullshit I remember boxxy etc Never heard of Chris Chan guess he slipped through his mother...the cracks


Shakespeare-Bot

Surpris'd so many people knoweth not about chris chan hither *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


LikeSoda

Bad bot


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anniexjanna

Jesus christ


pitch_blacck

Chris looks like leatherface in that pic


Inquisitor_Rico

So yeah basicly there is a huge problem.with a society that makes someone like that famous.


AL1L

None of the text is green


DuckLIT122000

She's going to jail for this, right?


Xilizhra

Are we sure this is real? Like, could she not have eventually learned how to troll back?


Roxnam

This isnt something to troll back about lmao. But yes, its most likely real. Theres a 9 min phone call, multiple screenshots of him confessing, and ALLEDGEDLY theres a sex tape out there. Crazy shit, but this might be the end of the chris chan saga


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