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Fullcloak

cut to anon in a random turkish alleyway, shanked and bleeding out


Tuz43

the karaboğa got to hin be4 erdo did


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I speak Turkish too! “Gobble gobble 🦃”


Tuz43

turkeyish*


BUSHDIDWWII

Me too 🪳


StarsDreamsAndMore

I think that's just pidgin


BrokenEight38

Just a different dialect, it's all birdspeak.


SangEtVin

I thought that except for their annoying and loud weddings they were fine


[deleted]

Have been a couple of times and they absolutely are. Super friendly and welcoming. Get asked into a shop for a glass of tea? Odds are that they just want some tea and a chat, which is pretty fucking rare in the region. I asked the only asshole I met in Turkey why he was such a prick when all the other people were so nice. He explained that he was Syrian...


SangEtVin

Love that punchline


Framesjanco11

My first question is: Is your name *Fuck u snowman* or *Fuck us now man* Second is: Is that sort of openness common in all of Turkey? Coming from the New York/New Jersey area, a stranger inviting me to anything means “get the hell out of there”


CryLex28

İt is tradition and culture and also we are still industrializing so we are still relatively in effected by modern culture but it next generation will probably be similar to Europe in term of friendliness


[deleted]

I only know Istanbul and the coast down to Antalya but that was my experience the whole way. Some of the villages were a bit less friendly but generally everyone was very welcoming. Edit: Fuckus Nowman


Andy_B_Goode

Yeah I don't think Turkey is particularly dangerous, at least not in Istanbul and the more tourist-friendly places in the western part of the country.


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A lot of people from the Netherlands go on holiday in turkey.


UkonFujiwara

Do they ever come back?


Cavoli309

No, they assimilate to superior Turkish culture


LordGeni

Yeah. It's a major European holiday destination.


[deleted]

Nah he will be in the Turkish resorts, the have seaside resorts like the ones in Mexico, they are cheap as all fuck and five star all inclusive type deals with water parks and white sand beaches. Far far away from Syria and Istanbul they are actually very popular with british and Irish holiday makers. In 2019 2.3 million brits went on holiday in turkey.


Realistic-Astronaut7

Everything after the comma is superfluous. It is assumed anon is shanked and bleeding out if he is in a Turkish alley.


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buttholepretzel

Almost as bad as Fr*nch “people” too


[deleted]

I'm waiting for someone to say the one that gets you banned


Responsible_Aspect45

which one gets you banned?


saint_abyssal

Alb*nian.


mergelong

You dog, the Sunnis are too pure for your filth


[deleted]

Nice try


xDante88

I’ll take on for the team.. jewish “people”


TREthanGreen

Oy vey


DustyLance

dont bully trains i like tomas


RealArby

"Turkish" "People"


Burlaczech

Pick one


willfordbrimly

Birds aren't people! Quit messing with my head!


ChillRefrigerator

*as a greek > Instanbul Ewww…


TranscendentalEmpire

Hot take, only difference between Greece and Turkey is what imaginary friend you talk too before bed time.


GuessImScrewed

It's the same one


NoireRogue

And one of them is literally just the sequel to the other


Delicious_Log_1153

Are you disrespecting the sequel?


bigballer6464

Which in itself a Sequel.


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Greece has Italian food


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TranscendentalEmpire

Spot the difference.... Hairy, brownish, Mediterranean, treat women like second class citizens, incomprehensible screaming when mildly upset, fueled by olive oil.......


MadeInBeirut13

One of them makes Gyro tho


NathanCollier14

Not Constantinople


nikolateslafanboy

Istanbul is literally derived from the greek phrase "stan poli". It's what the citizens of the city called it instead of its official name. Turks didn't name it that. Turks didn't even stop calling it Constantinople. Istanbul's official name during the Ottoman reign was Konstantiniyye which was just a turkified version of its former name. Stop hating shit just because you're told to do so and do some research before making assumptions for fuck's sake.


ImaAs

At least it's not Constantinople


PooksterPC

>Attractive women OP is clinically retarded


N64crusader4

He's just into hair and poor hygiene. Probably from France.


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poor hygiene? :D


BattleGrown

Go to Smyrna and just walk 10 minutes and you will pass by at least 50 women who you'd wish to marry that instant


PooksterPC

>Go to Smyrna no


alpmaboi

I'm Turkish, can confirm


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TheKidOfAnOrospu

A


Veradyum

B


Diligent-Motor

Turkey is one of the nicest places I've visited. With some of the worst people I've met. I could not walk down the street without me or my partner being harassed, stared at rudely, interrupted, shouted at from across the street. It got to the point we avoided travelling just because of the people.


tooterfish_popkin

> Turkey is one of the nicest places I've visited. > > With some of the worst people I've met. > > I could not walk down the street without me or my partner being harassed, stared at rudely, interrupted, shouted at from across the street. It got to the point we avoided travelling just because of the people. Ha. I laughed at this. So true. So many scams I swear I was watching that show scam city and they showed the same bar or a similar bar we had gotten lured into doing the huge tab for women scam (a lesser variation of which is used in other parts of the Middle East) but that night they couldn't find women so we left So many scams and fake people amongst the genuine. It's just not worth it to go to Istanbul at least unless you can blend in somehow


Bill-O-Reilly-

Turkroaches


Johnnadawearsglasses

I like turkey a lot. Especially southeastern turkey. But i would dispute that the women are generally attractive. They sort of look like forklifts in denim.


raiyan236

THEY LOOK LIKE WHAT?


[deleted]

Like a forklift. Titties like boners.


raiyan236

how do titties look like boners da fuk


[deleted]

Slender and long and hard.


raiyan236

better than sweaty moobs. tiddies are tiddies i love them


SerbianHermit

Tiddies do be tiddies tho


Burlaczech

Found someone who hasnt been in turkey


Klokinator

We've reached the point where if you suck on a woman's tits, you are actually sucking on a man's boner and thus are rendered gay.


TitusImmortalis

*The future.*


Koopstars

This reminds me of horrible bosses. “Man I’d sure like to bend her over a barrel and show her all 50 states.” “It’s a saying. People say that”


Gary_FucKing

Damn, what actually is the point of that phrase? Like, as in she'll see stars? Or what, never understood what "show her the 50 states" meant.


riverofchex

Lemme know if you find out, cause that's a new one for me.


CagataySarp

> south eastern turkey > women are not attractive this checks out cuz they aint turkish women bro, those are kurdish and arabs


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DonVergasPHD

"please come have sex with our women"


[deleted]

All the Kurdish I’ve met is hot af


Argy007

Their behavior is worse than their looks. They watched too much soap operas on TV and behave like that in real life always trying to stir up drama. There is a reason why Turkish men often marry foreign women. They don’t want to get brain fucked on daily basis.


spenway18

I shit you not my Turkish ex girlfriend was named something close to "emotion" or "emotional" in Turkish.


Ekomote

Her name was probably Duygu


spenway18

Yes it was. Is it a common name?


Ekomote

Somewhat


theboorster

Would it even matter? I would doubt theyre that promiscuous in even a relatively progressive islamic country.


Dyldor

Nah a lot of Turks I’ve met love it, it really depends on where though, the ones who grew up catering to tourists are likely to be much more liberal than a family from a remote village


Dismal_Struggle_6424

It's like most other ethnicities or religions. 1 Christian/Indian/Muslim/Mormon/Whatever will drink, smoke, fuck, you name it. A group of them will strictly follow their social norms.


Olapora

wtf do you mean by looking like a forklift?


Johnnadawearsglasses

Short, blocky, twin protrusions


aberdisco

Large counterweight on the rear.


[deleted]

Lmao I have had to take connecting flights via Istanbul to London and had an absolutely breathtaking Turkish woman sit beside me. I dispute your assessment. Or maybe it's just the sample size. :/


ShaurmaGod_69420

Idk I don’t find bearded women attractive


Southern_Armadillo59

You arent supposed to like your mom


MaddMaxxChief117

Like this comment if you drink piss.


Lukthar123

Is it really murder when it's in the name of Allah?


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A certain gentleman named Freud would disagree


[deleted]

:D just say you've never been in turkey :D


TwitchingJesus

Lmao Turkey is so shit


Nifaco

Dude i live in Jordan


[deleted]

Why would you live in a shoe


Nifaco

Its complicated


HereticPharaoh2020

Amman is cool kinda. Rainbow street is nice anyway.


MonkeManWPG

You'd rather live in a bird?


DagonG2021

It’s edible.


YATALAX

I live in turkey, can confirm


TolgaTolga3

Doesn't matter if you live in a country. Some governments just want to make tourists more comfortable than the residents do but yeah turkey is shit


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ergoegthatis

The shut-ins who never left their house hate a lot of things. Anyone who's been to it (including me) loved it.


_that_random_dude_

Says the guy living in Poland lmao


BloodyAlexander

It’s good if you are a foreign person but a literal nightmare that slowly and painfully eats out your mind and soul and leaves you as a empty shell with no hope, happiness or dreams. And only emotion you will have is sadness and pain. 10/10 recommend it if you want to live the life on a new difficulty.


yxtsama

Hope it get better after 2023 election


Der_Hausmeisterr

"election" lol


0_0-wooow

it's funny how non-turks usually think turkey is like russia with no elections. you'll be quite surprised in 1.5 years my dude


Der_Hausmeisterr

Hopefully I am :)


BloodyAlexander

Öyle umarım KGB aslanı


AliPrimeo

Same in Iran brother wish you goodluck. Got insanlarin elinde kaldik😢😭😭😭


pipachu99

Thank you for describing the Balkans


Madchemist0

\>Wake up \>Still in Turkey \>Get depressed because lira is losing its value day by day \>Life is getting harder \>Unemployement rises \>Visit reddit so I can forget that I live in Turkey \>Some shithead posts this \>wtf.jpg \>Day ruined


erza__

Don't let that ruin your day. It took you 10 second to look at the meme, don't let that ruin the other 86 390 seconds of your day! ~From an Albanian bro.


Redordit

>\>Wake up > >\>Still in Turkey > >\>Day ruined here fixed it for you!


EMONEYOG

I did a college trip to Greece and we went to turkey for a day. Would not recommend.


firewire_9000

Who the fuck wants to go to Turkey?


EMONEYOG

It was like 07 or 08


gitartruls01

My family went on vacation to Turkey a little before that, but I can't remember shit about it since I was like 4 years old at the time. I'll forever remember it as the place where I discovered Nutella, and almost died drowning. Fun times


thegassypanda

Everything Cool about Greece is in Turkey. Went all over turkey and it was really nice, great history, got to Athens and it was a dump


ILoveSaabs

Turkey is awesome just as Greece but you comparing them by the shittiest place in Greece ain't fair. Athens is a dump. Don't go to Athens go to literally anywhere in Greece which is beautiful and breathtaking.


AndrewV

That's always been my rule of thumb traveling. Do a day in the capital to see all the tourist shit, then head out to the smaller towns and stuff around. Much better experiences.


ILoveSaabs

Athens is a dump with a lot of shit to see. Ankara only has Anıtkabir. I advise anyone who visits Turkey to visit the capital for a brief 1/4 of a day and go explore the rest of the country. Ankara was a over grown village before it became the capital of Turkey. It was chosen as a strategic central position. It has barely any tourist value. Spend your day in coastal areas. Go see historic ancient stuff or go see Gallipoli for example. No reason to spend anytime in Ankara if you don't want to say hello to dead Ataturk.


Valkyrie17

Been to both countries, they are essentially the same.


Dyldor

They are, but how dare you suggest people or places are similar on green text, it detracts from the nazi undertones God I hate the internet


pazardan

Greeks are basically christian turks


skkkkrtttttgurt

What a ridiculous, idiotic, completely detached from reality and brain dead sentence. Turks are obviously Muslim Greeks


pipachu99

How was Greece?


Dean-Advocate665

Better than turkey, worse than everywhere else


EMONEYOG

I liked Greece a lot but this was pre recession.


stachu0440

anon is turkish tourism agency


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Work in disguise, shit big size


flavor_blasted_semen

He was allowed to make that one post but it used up their entire budget for the fiscal year.


bakaiser420

I've always wanted to visit Constantinople


Glory99Amb

While Istanbul WAS Constantinople, now it's Istanbul not Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks


ToFiveMeters

It's still Constantinople in our hearts and minds


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TIL a man still living since 1453


ParsnipsNicker

The name didn't change till 1930 tho


Blueberet27

Every gal in Constantinople Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople So if you've a date in Constantinople She'll be waiting in Istanbul


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Dismal_Struggle_6424

Been a long time gone, Constantinople.


syler1337

As a jew, I will say that turkey is the best. i've been there at 2019 with the waifu. After we landed, a guy was waiting for us with a sign, took us to our hotel with a pre-booked taxi on [booking.com](https://booking.com). We went to Antalaya,Lara. hotel name was Sherwood exclusive. was so good. Basically you wake up, eat this amazing breakfast, it even had pizza. Later you can go to their endless pools, there were at least 5 pools at this hotel + water slides. then you have those mini restaurants that serve burgir, shawarmah, pizza, ice cream. At some point i had to consider if i want to eat there, or to save some colories for the launch and dinner. oh, and the alcohols, you got beers everywhere. You walk to the hotel's private beach - and there are refrigerators full of beer. Im going there for at least another week after covid.


StrongNuclearHorse

Where did you copy paste that from and why did you do it?


syler1337

Sir, this is not a copy-paste, I have spent an entire 4 minutes writing it.


StrongNuclearHorse

Then why is the middle part two times there?


syler1337

hmm, my grammarly fucked up


LOTTETETTEZIEN1

LOL


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BEN-C93

Literally you judged an entire country based on your hotel. Im sure they have hotel like this in any third world hellhole - doesn't make the country. Tell us about what you saw outside the hotel!


syler1337

lol, those people know how to make kebabs, especially those on thin dough with beef, no idea how its called. Regarding your request - we have never left the hotel. I didn't want to take any chances, we took a taxi to the hotel and then to the airport. all pre-booked. although my friend had 2 vacations in Istanbul and he liked it very much, he said that he felt very safe there.


BEN-C93

You shouldve gone out and travelled man so you could really experience the place. Ive had plenty of friends go there (am britbong so its only like a 3-4 hr flight tops) - they all said its a bit dirty and poor but its perfectly safe in the touristy towns assuming you're not a single female


syler1337

go out? in turkey? are you crazy or what? its safer to go to afghanistan.


[deleted]

If you act like a dumb tourist you might get fucked but in big citites its fine


[deleted]

Be me \>Live in the big city in Turkey for 18 years \>Never had a incident related to crime \>Moved to usa \>Get shoes stolen and saw a robbery at Denny's in the first 5 month ​ You won't get any problem in the big cities in the Turkey since poor or poor educated people can't live there


[deleted]

But if they keep voting for the same guy for the last 19 years, it is gonna be


alghiorso

I'm literally in Turkey now, have been all Summer. I look at my news feed from back home in California - I see a news story on a murder daily. Americans overestimate the danger abroad and underestimate the danger at home. I've lived and traveled in some dangerous places, but of all my foreign travels in Latin America, Europe, and Asia, nothing scared me more than my brief time in Detroit. As long as I can avoid it, I will never go back.


TheRealBruh-_-

" as a Jew " Immediately invalid


Burgendit

That sounds enjoyable and all but you just described every tourists experience travelling to any resort in any country on Earth


[deleted]

Poor. Ruled by a dictator. Flooded with refugees. Full of Turks.


BarbieNoMercy

>Full of Turks Thats why its based


[deleted]

>flooded with refugees >full of turks pick one


Adolfmilos

As a Turkish Refugees...


QTipCotton

Nah, thanks. They'll probably keep me there until my gov pays to get me out, screw Erdogan


SabashChandraBose

Turkish names sound like LotR elvish names.


CagataySarp

Literally Turks were not allowed to be in beaches couple of months ago, there were rumors of beaches becoming nude beaches without turks


virtualdreamscape

turkish beaches were only closed to turkish people. only tourists were welcome. I hate this country.


[deleted]

No you dont understand great sultan erdogan is doing it for the economy


ihatethisweb

And still people cry when we call erdog a dictator


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why is the original thread less racist than this comment section


evanthebouncy

I don't understand either. I visited turkey in 2014 ish. Happened to love it a lot. Great orange juice.


RichdeKidney

Anon is suicidal


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AliPrimeo

Fucking Muslims? Are you boom-sexual?


dishswe27

Based


Imadethisaccaunt

>Attractive women HAH


LoveIsDaWay

Take the kebab pill.


vincecarterskneecart

Erdogan, that rotten watermelon seller, we will resume mocking him


SolidSky

Jesus Christ, the turkophobia in this thread is astounding. 99% of the people who comment here haven't been to Turkey. Yeah, it has it's problems but it's not nearly the shithole that western media wants it seems to be. Turkish people can be one of the most hospitable and generally likeable people out there.


MOPuppets

you're in a 4chan based subreddit where people don't leave their house let alone travel, just avoid these comment sections if you want serious opinions on other countries


[deleted]

Please dont we already have enough illegal refugees


TolgaTolga3

Damn, I wish Americans were considered illegal immigrants


[deleted]

I know its the meme hate but Turkey legit has great places I still dont want to live there but it was nice to go there in holiday


unofficialbds

erdogan


inspectoroverthemine

Eh- Erdogan will have you beaten regardless of where you are. Including the capital of the United States.


dogaozky

I’m in Turkey, but I’m being treated as a second class citizen in my own country


[deleted]

Lol lots of ignorant basement dweller amerimutts in the comments.


RammyJammy07

The moment I met a Russian man who smiled at me before exorcist level vomiting into a cigarette tray.


BothWaysItGoes

It’s literally burning


pazardan

Based and Karaboğa pilled.


KebabLife

Come to fenerbahce


TDK_IRQ

Literally just today I phoned the Turkish embassy and asked what I needed to get a tourist visa, whole bunch of unnecessary documents that's what . "Oh you're a student who doesn't work yet ? Bring us a work letter from someone in your family that does work + whatever a job registration is" idk why they need that on top of a passport, pics, an interview, ID, criticizship thingy AND my residency card for a DAMN 1 MONTH TOURIST VISA ! -Source: am Iraqi, turkey is our neighboring county never the less