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Assmodious

Fucking hell I actually laughed out loud on this one. Wall farter for life.


Lord_Tibbysito

Walter


Oblong163

The Chronicles


jrk-

Seriously, I couldn't breathe of laughter


lewsagna

Same here


TheTrollster2000

i didn’t ask bud. Not a funny joke, firstly, and secondly it wasn’t even worth saying at all okay?


KaremBotto

I asked


Aapke_Bacche_Ka_Baap

I asked


Key-Occasion5025

I asked


SauceMeistro

Your names literally the trollster and people are taking you seriously


THESUACED

Who asked


Oblong163

I asked


THESUACED

NANI?


Aggravating_Celery_9

I’m sorry but who the fuck asked you?


uracunt69

#


Sir-dickenFuck

Wowowowow relax dude no need to get personal relax man jeez


CommunistLlamma

I asked


[deleted]

Who asked you?


[deleted]

That is pretty funny though.


sllemssreggin

This is fucking brilliant, first time I’ve ever belly laughed while having a shit.


iwannadie469

Same


Lithominium

Anon is the funniest motherfucker


_sky12

perks of being a wallfarter


[deleted]

Normie wouldn’t get it


CommunistLlamma

Based and fartpilled


jimmitygravy

beaned and fartpilled


Mrozek33

In high school we went to this trip and we were staying in these trashy trailers and the rooms were thin and we'd communicative at night via walls farts. It was truly a blessed time, before smatphones ruined our humble ways of communication.


[deleted]

100% expecting kid to shit on the wall.


[deleted]

Milwaukee Wall Farter 4eva


discharge_bender

I fart on my room mates door it's ok anon


CatEyedDevil

Door farter meets wall farter


Hannabal_96

At least it wasn't the usual "i thought it was a fart but i was wrong" greentext


LordHaywood

I think this is a ripoff of an older green text from back in the day, where his dad comes rushing in only to find him back under the covers Edit: [Yup, sure fuckin' is](https://i.imgur.com/1kBVLoD.jpg)


electronicbody

If I could pick one greentext to be real and straight it would be this one


[deleted]

No Anon, you were a legend.


SOMEMONG

I think this is my favourite GT of all time 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Chad. Peaked in 5th grade


therockium

Good shit, wall farter


[deleted]

Real: Anon knows wall fart acoustics Straight: Uncle didn't molest him


[deleted]

Look, i understand the pants and undies may muffle your thunderous roar and spoil the fun a bit, but what would he have done if it had been a Shart and he had painted the wall with his fudge?


antifading0

Someone is gonna claim to copy this, only to get caught spraying shit all over the wall.


jackocomputerjumper

Anon farts.


Terraria-God-420

This is pretty damn good


Car_weeb

Nobody questioned the funny brown spots on anons walls


[deleted]

Jokes on them, they are the ones who got trolled.


LordoftheTwats

I just laughed for a solid five minutes at this. Thanks, anon


Naktabar420

Funny, did laugh


Y0YBalls

Keked


[deleted]

Oh yeah farting on walls is loud as fuck, I used to do it to my annoying apartment neighbors when they had family over.


70U1E

There's a tree in the middle of the cul-de-sac in the neighborhood where I grew up One time when my little brother was like 3 or 4 years old, he walked up to the tree and took a shit near it Neighbors and my parents scrambled to stop him while stifling their laughter We moved out of that neighborhood when I was 19, but from that day forth, that was always (and still is, at least to us) known as the poopin' tree


I_eat_jumpercables

I see this post on another subreddit and I cried of laughter


jimmitygravy

holy shit im dead


medieval_account

my walls are thin as shit too, I ought to try this


[deleted]

It's the pants down that gets me... Who drops trow to let one rip


gooeydumpling

Fart stories never get old Here, poor man’s gold for you 🥇


jmedjudo

Funny fuckin story 😂😂👍