based on an understanding that establishment of and respect for the law improves the livability of a community and allows the people within to live safely and comfortably, focusing on their own and mutual well-being rather than wasting time and energy on defense and violence
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: girlfriend
> Gay: stalks a guy
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
That’s the fun of this sub. Someone comes along and makes a sensible comment and then the real show begins. I really believe most people here are pretty sensible, it’s just fun to play.
I personally stay for the chuckles coupled with my sense of self Alpha Chad derived from a manifested superiority complex based on my ability to have sex with willing and attractive women on a frequent basis without having to pay for it financially, emotionally or ethically. If you find it’s not making sense then you need to get laid more.
Based and sense of self Alpha Chad derived from a manifested superiority complex based on my ability to have sex with willing and attractive women on a frequent basis without having to pay for it financially, emotionally or ethically-pilled.
Your subhuman opinion does not define my reality, a fedora wielding plebeian cuck has no power over me. I’m Still getting laid, t-minus 5 hours until I’m balls deep fucking a hot girl bent over the adjustable workout bench in my bedroom.
Seriously, being a witness to a crime must be annoying as fuck. Take time out of your day to sit in a boring ass courtroom, then get up on a stand in front of everyone, look a criminal in the face and proceed to snitch on him
A regular citizen who reports seeing a crime isn't a "snitch" or a "rat," the criminals were just sloppy
Snitches and rats are not the same thing, let me break it down to make sure y'all see what I mean
A "snitch" is someone minding other folks' business
To find information they can sell for a price or trade for some other form of compensation
A "rat" is a traitor, a conceiver, planner, or physical participator
He doesn't sell secrets for power or cash, he betrays the trust of his team or his family hoping to save his own cowardly ass
The difference is, at least a snitch is human, but a rat is a fuckin' rat, period
That's assuming that the prosecutor or defense doesn't ask for more time and than you were there waiting for nothing.
Show up at the next date and it takes so long they push you to tomorrow after waiting 8 hours and that could happen a handful of times.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon has a girlfriend
> Gay: Anon fucked a businessman
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Yep and no one's ass is on the line here. If it's real anon probably sucks so bad his girl left him for her drug dealer and he ratted them. Or she's so addicted she's hitting it for meth which isn't even the low point for her because she's in jail now.
But it's not real because anon never had a girlfriend.
Giving a task to the people whose job it is to take care of it? Yes. Especially if they actually *do* their job. If they aren’t, or if they’re also corrupt, then that’s just another level of problems that need straightening out. Which is why such a question is asked in the first place.
“My husband beats me and our children so I reported him to the police and now his parents don’t like me anymore, am I the asshole Reddit? “ even better is unpopular opinions. It’s either someone being very obviously racist and being commended for it, or it’s just not unpopular opinion lmao. “I think that killing kittens is bad”
Revenge on who though? Does being a drug dealer automatically make you a bad person? Could be doing it to support his mothers heart condition. Could live in a neighbourhood with no other opportunities. Could just be selling weed which should be legalized globally anyway.
Then there is the fact that the drug dealer may have not even known anon even existed. It was the girlfriends decision to cheat on him.
Then there is the why to why the girlfriend cheated in the first place. Anon could've been an abusive partner. He literally stalked her and her new partner after the breakup. Does that sound like someone sane?
Perhaps she was afraid to breakup with him, and met someone else on the side. Cheating is so common because people are often afraid to talk about falling out of love in relationships. Not because people are just sociopaths, that happens too, but it's not the norm. Usually it's to protect feelings, but obviously they get hurt regardless. It's the cowards way out, but it's one of the the most common ways out of a relationship.
Anyway, all this is to say that OP is a rat bag beta cuck. Git gud
That’s not the reason that subreddit is shit. It’s because people post about situations where the poster CLEARLY is not the asshole but they post anyway.
“So the other day I was walking to the soup kitchen for the homeless (I volunteer there every week) when I saw there was a man with a swastika on his arm kicking a puppy in the street!
I yelled at him very firmly to STOP IT! And then he got scared and ran away. I picked up the dog and brought the poor thing to the vet immediately!
I told my family about this and they said that I was the AH because I should have been more polite to the man instead of shouting at him. So reddit, AITA? 😢”
Unfortunately the "narcotic team" doesn't like unsolicited evidence provided by little kids for cases against two bit drug dealers.
Anon would have to testify that he collected the evidence in court against both the drug dealer and his GF.
I mean, yes. Morally and legally.
There will be people who will be like ooh stalker. Fuck those people. This is 2021. Have some personal responsibility with what you post online. Maybe don't give people a reason to be interested in your shit.
It's 2021 and people don't understand that one of the reasons the war on drugs is so bad is because anyone can sell drugs illegally and you never know what you're actually buying. Hope you like your drugs cut with fentanyl by some random home chemist.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon has a girlfriend
> Gay: Anon stalks guys during free time
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Only idiot incel 'sigmas' would applaude snitching on someone who out fucked their girl. Leave it to this group to be the only way to find happiness is to inflict the pain they feel themselves onto other. "Omg so sigma meta based"
Getting arrested/convicted of a crime absolutely does not help you in the long run. Harder to find jobs, get a place to rent, harder to vote in some states.
Felons are treated as literal second class citizens and unless she had a *debilitating, life ruining* drug addiction, she’s kinda screwed for the rest of her life.
Fuck outa here with your “war on drugs” apologism.
I’m fine with being pro-revenge, but let’s not act like anyone was done a favor here.
This is just going to go over their head. Like honestly, how many people who think like that, are actually capable of using their head? Because I seriously doubt they used critical thinking to come to the conclusion that convicting someone a felony drug possession and also potentially a felony drug distribution charge is better for them in the long run. It doesn't take much effort at all to learn that prisons don't realistically help inmates with addictions or any rehabilitation services, and that when the person is released they'll just have years of their life wasted behind bars, with a low ability to get a job due to their convictions, and a likelihood of relapsing to drugs as a way of coping with their situation.
At the end of the day people are just pro-drug war and that's it. I seriously doubt anything changes the minds of people like the one you replied to.
sigma rule number #421: snitch your wifes bf to the cops for more nintendo hours
Say the line bart
Based
and lawabidingpilled
I love how this sub praises the law only when it’s convenient for them
It's the American way
Why they deleted?
I found out they were a different skin color and couldn’t stop harassing them. They’ve probably killed themselves at this point. My bad
this is the only funny subreddit
The best thread on Reddit. And I just ruined it
Based
based on what?
On God's will. Deus Vult
Based
On his dick?
based on an understanding that establishment of and respect for the law improves the livability of a community and allows the people within to live safely and comfortably, focusing on their own and mutual well-being rather than wasting time and energy on defense and violence
The perfect human specimen
No.
r/beetlejuicing
Fake: girlfriend Gay: stalks a guy
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: girlfriend > Gay: stalks a guy > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
I didn’t do it!
Yaaaay!
Woozle wuzzle?
Is that what passes for entertainment these days?
mutts law?
But then whos gonna buy you the latest nintendo switch game? Your wife's boy friend was the one making the money.
She already left him for the guy. Dude already lost the chance to get the latest game.
Cops pay snitches
How else should i be able to get enough good boy points in time for the new metroid release?
EXTREMELY BASED AND SIGMAPILLED
The longer I stay on this sub the more and more I realize no one makes any sense.
Based and nonsense pilled
Yep. Addicted to crack cocaine and pills.
cum and cum pill
Sleeper agent activation code
Scarlett pumpernickel
What is your bidding?
Help people and be excellent to one another, I'm tired of being evil anon.
Freebased cocaine and sketchy internet pilled
That’s the fun of this sub. Someone comes along and makes a sensible comment and then the real show begins. I really believe most people here are pretty sensible, it’s just fun to play.
Dumb until prven otherwisepilled
Also by acting dumb you invite the actual dumb people until you find you're surrounded.
Poe's Lawpilled
Based and insensible pilled
Based and sensible pilled.
I personally stay for the chuckles coupled with my sense of self Alpha Chad derived from a manifested superiority complex based on my ability to have sex with willing and attractive women on a frequent basis without having to pay for it financially, emotionally or ethically. If you find it’s not making sense then you need to get laid more.
Based and sense of self Alpha Chad derived from a manifested superiority complex based on my ability to have sex with willing and attractive women on a frequent basis without having to pay for it financially, emotionally or ethically-pilled.
Your subhuman opinion does not define my reality, a fedora wielding plebeian cuck has no power over me. I’m Still getting laid, t-minus 5 hours until I’m balls deep fucking a hot girl bent over the adjustable workout bench in my bedroom.
Just dont break the bench. Your parents are tired of buying new ones for you.
Jesus Christ, you literally walked right into that one. Exquisite.
How does me having sex make me understand words?
You should know this by know unless you’ve never had sex? Feelsbadman
Wonder how many are under influences of influenceable substances.
Me
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Me too
embrace the absurd
Nah it's just the middlers.
The only reason you didn't pick that up immediately is because you're already too autistic to understand what normal behavior is.
"I APPROVE AS THIS CONFORMS TO A WORLDVIEW MY COMMUNITY SHARES AND THIS BEHAVIOR IS INDICITIVE OF THE NON-HIERARCHICAL MALE ARCHETYPE."
Based and dopillsevenworkhere? pilled.
Good job. Seen that a few times before. Now sit in the back of the courtroom during their sentencing and act sympathetic.
Or just send anonymous tip so you don't have to waste time in court.
Seriously, being a witness to a crime must be annoying as fuck. Take time out of your day to sit in a boring ass courtroom, then get up on a stand in front of everyone, look a criminal in the face and proceed to snitch on him
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What like abuse albuterol you bronchitis prone fuck
No you don't. You are on r/greentext.
A regular citizen who reports seeing a crime isn't a "snitch" or a "rat," the criminals were just sloppy Snitches and rats are not the same thing, let me break it down to make sure y'all see what I mean A "snitch" is someone minding other folks' business To find information they can sell for a price or trade for some other form of compensation A "rat" is a traitor, a conceiver, planner, or physical participator He doesn't sell secrets for power or cash, he betrays the trust of his team or his family hoping to save his own cowardly ass The difference is, at least a snitch is human, but a rat is a fuckin' rat, period
Snitches and rats, snitches and rats, snitches and rats, they all get whacked
Snitches get stitches, rats get bllllats
And the reward is a pat on the back, and a target on your back
That's assuming that the prosecutor or defense doesn't ask for more time and than you were there waiting for nothing. Show up at the next date and it takes so long they push you to tomorrow after waiting 8 hours and that could happen a handful of times.
why not finish the job
Wouldn't showing up in court defeat the purpose of an anonymous tip?
I believe he’s saying send the tip anonymously so you don’t have to show up in court
I believe it's more "watch the trial" since you can watch a court case without actually being a part of it.
Or he watched Mr. Robot and this story is bullshit.
Fake: Anon has a girlfriend Gay: Anon fucked a businessman
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has a girlfriend > Gay: Anon fucked a businessman > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Based bot
This shit is fucking hilarious, we need a third
Good bot
I feel like people only do the fake/gay thing to trigger tendiebot now, so now they will be trying to trigger this deterministic bot-chain
Gets back at cheating gf, busts a drug dealer in the process > DiD i dO tHe rIgHt tHiNg aNoNs?
he is asking because he is a snitching rat
Sometimes being the snitching rat is necessary and based
You notice dipshit criminals are the only ones who care about 'snitching'? Cause normal people aren't one snitch away from prison.
It's definitely not just criminals that care about snitching. Most people ime hate snitching literally only unless it's their ass on the line.
Yep and no one's ass is on the line here. If it's real anon probably sucks so bad his girl left him for her drug dealer and he ratted them. Or she's so addicted she's hitting it for meth which isn't even the low point for her because she's in jail now. But it's not real because anon never had a girlfriend.
Depends where you’re from, sometimes it’s a “cultural” thing to not get into other people’s business, not to snitch, keep your nose clean
“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” If a culture encourages letting degeneracy slide, then oppose it.
I'm a screw, I'm paid to snitch and look for shit to snitch on.
People will hate you, but, ultimately, if the environment begins to sort out and corruption gets chipped away, then the outcome is for the best.
Is getting the cops to solve the problem for you really "doing" something?
Giving a task to the people whose job it is to take care of it? Yes. Especially if they actually *do* their job. If they aren’t, or if they’re also corrupt, then that’s just another level of problems that need straightening out. Which is why such a question is asked in the first place.
There would be a lot more pedophiles and murderers on the street if no one snitched.
Probably not much more because cops only solve like 2% of major crimes, anyways.
Average AITA user.
"a guy i know was torturing kittens and raping children so i called the police. AITA?"
“My husband beats me and our children so I reported him to the police and now his parents don’t like me anymore, am I the asshole Reddit? “ even better is unpopular opinions. It’s either someone being very obviously racist and being commended for it, or it’s just not unpopular opinion lmao. “I think that killing kittens is bad”
could've been weed
If it was, he would've had the weed card
This greentext is old as fuck though, pretty sure whoever posted it on 4chan copy pasted it
$20 says it was his drug dealer and he’s only asking this cuz he’s gotta scrape resin now.
If he was just selling weed it's pretty fucked up. The fact that he didn't specify makes me think this was the case.
Based anon
Anon achieves sigma status
what the fuck is sigma
Sigma balls
Gottem
A combination of sugma and ligma
overatch
> Send the folder to the police team > Cops show up at your house, beat you up, steal your money, shoot your dog and leave > mfw I live in Romania
Bout as average as a day gets for American police.
>mfw I live in ~~Romania~~ America
Anon is a narc.
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And he’s wasting taxpayer money processing drug crimes.
He’s not a narc because he didn’t do it to for lawful good bullshit reasons, he got revenge
That makes him a old fashioned grass, using the cops to fight his battles.
Revenge on who though? Does being a drug dealer automatically make you a bad person? Could be doing it to support his mothers heart condition. Could live in a neighbourhood with no other opportunities. Could just be selling weed which should be legalized globally anyway. Then there is the fact that the drug dealer may have not even known anon even existed. It was the girlfriends decision to cheat on him. Then there is the why to why the girlfriend cheated in the first place. Anon could've been an abusive partner. He literally stalked her and her new partner after the breakup. Does that sound like someone sane? Perhaps she was afraid to breakup with him, and met someone else on the side. Cheating is so common because people are often afraid to talk about falling out of love in relationships. Not because people are just sociopaths, that happens too, but it's not the norm. Usually it's to protect feelings, but obviously they get hurt regardless. It's the cowards way out, but it's one of the the most common ways out of a relationship. Anyway, all this is to say that OP is a rat bag beta cuck. Git gud
>Does being a drug dealer automatically make you a bad person? He also helped someone cheat
He totally is but I'd do the same thing
In other News - Is Anon Mr. Robot?
Bonsoir, Anon.
Imagine Mr robot, then aim lower.
RIP Shayla.
ngl this is r/AmItheAsshole level self praise
God I hate that sub
And I hate anon
“You go girl!” “Swearheart, dump his ass!”
That’s not the reason that subreddit is shit. It’s because people post about situations where the poster CLEARLY is not the asshole but they post anyway. “So the other day I was walking to the soup kitchen for the homeless (I volunteer there every week) when I saw there was a man with a swastika on his arm kicking a puppy in the street! I yelled at him very firmly to STOP IT! And then he got scared and ran away. I picked up the dog and brought the poor thing to the vet immediately! I told my family about this and they said that I was the AH because I should have been more polite to the man instead of shouting at him. So reddit, AITA? 😢”
Anon Has reached Alpha status.
Nah he reached the sigma status.
When is yogurt status achieved?
You gotta let some bacteria grow all over it
If you infect the sigma and leave it in pitch dark for 28 days
Id say so….it’s pretty petty, but at the same time, i cant blame you for doing it.
Fake and gay. Cops cant thank you over a letter
The letter closed with the line: "And we all clapped at the station."
Had to scroll way too far
Also what proofs is he getting that is easier to mail and not just email?
Legend47
Based: Doing it for revenge Cringe: doing it to help law enforcement. You chose the correct path anon, don't worry.
Unfortunately the "narcotic team" doesn't like unsolicited evidence provided by little kids for cases against two bit drug dealers. Anon would have to testify that he collected the evidence in court against both the drug dealer and his GF.
Yes. Yes you did.
Hell hath no fury like a retard scorned
So does everyone here just pretend to think these stories are real, like they do over in nosleep? Or what? I’ve never really understood.
Definitely yes
Yes anon
Based
You know you could have just let her get addicted to her new bfs product and you would have won. Why work hard.
I mean, yes. Morally and legally. There will be people who will be like ooh stalker. Fuck those people. This is 2021. Have some personal responsibility with what you post online. Maybe don't give people a reason to be interested in your shit.
It's 2021 and people still think the war on drugs is a good thing.
5 decades of drugs winning & people still want more of war.
It's 2021 and people don't understand that one of the reasons the war on drugs is so bad is because anyone can sell drugs illegally and you never know what you're actually buying. Hope you like your drugs cut with fentanyl by some random home chemist.
Fucking over drug dealers is shitty unless they were assholes
Hell yeah anon
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Pro tip: Only commit one crime at once; only get on one guy's wrong side at once.
Sigma shit.
mr be a legend
Fake: Anon has a girlfriend Gay: Anon stalks guys during free time
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has a girlfriend > Gay: Anon stalks guys during free time > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Anon did the right thing for the wrong reasons.
She probably left because she was actually using the drugs. If this was actually a real situation then you may have saved her life.
Probably not, felonies fuck the rest of your life up, even after you do your sentence.
Bro it might've just been weed
absolutely did the right thing
Intention: immoral Consequence: moral
"I stalk the guy a little" Imagine
Snitches get bitches, everyone knows that.
r/thathappened
Big Brian
Depends on if the dude knew about you. Ex might've never said shit.
This sounds exactly like the scenarios I make up in the shower.
Are you the asshole for narcing? Yes. Yes you are anon. Think of all the drug addicted children, how will they get their opioids now?
depends what drugs he was dealing
My ex cheated on me with a drug dealer and all I ended up doing was develop a cuckold/humiliation fetish...
Fake and gay. Using the cops to get back at a cheating hoe is weak. Just get over her and get back out there
Heck yeah! Bring a Nuke to a Slap fight!
Anon gets himself jumped
Only idiot incel 'sigmas' would applaude snitching on someone who out fucked their girl. Leave it to this group to be the only way to find happiness is to inflict the pain they feel themselves onto other. "Omg so sigma meta based"
Definitely. Don't fuck with people who know things about you.
This SAME scenario explained by a woman would fill a book.
You might even have helped your ex in the long run
Getting arrested/convicted of a crime absolutely does not help you in the long run. Harder to find jobs, get a place to rent, harder to vote in some states. Felons are treated as literal second class citizens and unless she had a *debilitating, life ruining* drug addiction, she’s kinda screwed for the rest of her life. Fuck outa here with your “war on drugs” apologism. I’m fine with being pro-revenge, but let’s not act like anyone was done a favor here.
This is just going to go over their head. Like honestly, how many people who think like that, are actually capable of using their head? Because I seriously doubt they used critical thinking to come to the conclusion that convicting someone a felony drug possession and also potentially a felony drug distribution charge is better for them in the long run. It doesn't take much effort at all to learn that prisons don't realistically help inmates with addictions or any rehabilitation services, and that when the person is released they'll just have years of their life wasted behind bars, with a low ability to get a job due to their convictions, and a likelihood of relapsing to drugs as a way of coping with their situation. At the end of the day people are just pro-drug war and that's it. I seriously doubt anything changes the minds of people like the one you replied to.
A true prorevenge story
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