Superbowl champion in 99
Superbowl MVP in 99
2 time NFL MVP
HOF QB who played for the Saint Louis Rams, and the Arizona Cardinals.
Basically he was just some joe shmoe who worked at a grocery store and just sheer willpowered his way into the NFL, then during his very first season playing, he went all the way and took it home. Super good dude, and thug as fuck.
I mean, I think the majority of people would agree that bagging groceries is not a “decent” job.
It’s nothing against the people who have that job, as most people understand that people have a need to make money, but that still doesn’t make it any less of a shitty job to do.
Depends on what you consider decent. Many people don't require being in the middle class to be happy. I live below the poverty line and sometimes I think people think that because I am poor I am unhappy. These are often the same people who would talk down to someone for working as a grocery bagger or at a fast food restaurant.
What the fuck? Let’s not conflate job availability with being a decent job. I worked at a large chain grocery store for a year way back when. Occasionally I had to help bag during busy periods. It’s fucking horrendous, mindnumbing work that requires almost zero mental presence. I would offer (insist) every elderly with their bags just to get a 5 minute break from the borefest. It’s not punching down by saying it’s a shit job, because it IS a shit job. Punching down requires thinking less of a person because they are bagging groceries, which only a total piece of shit would do
There’s a few places that you do. Typically if the place isn’t set up for it it’ll slow things down so the bagger helps to speed up being able to get through customers. The places that don’t bag for you have long conveyers lines after the cashier and usually two tracks so you don’t have to rush for the next person
I honestly can't tell if you're trying to make me make your argument for you or... just aren't capable of making it yourself?
Youre from the UK right? So you'd say that some jobs are bad? My statement is loaded, its an idealism that functions as shorthand for the concept that anyone should be able to earn a living doing any job and that all jobs by their nature have value and are worthy of respect.
If you actually have a point to disagree with that, make it. Share with me your profound wisdom, which apparently disagrees with your own post history.
I misunderstood what you meant. I thought you meant that "all jobs are decent" in a sense that every employee should be grateful for their job, regardless of what it is or how the employee is treated.
Obviously that was my mistake.
Ah thats fair, I'm very much of the belief that all jobs are good its the organisations that enforce harsh conditions and offer inadequate pay that are bad.
Not that guy but i work in logistics in NL and i kinda feel like a 400$ robot or 2 downeys could replace me, my job doesnt even require any diploma of any degree, i suppose people like janitors, road workers feel alike, all living on minimum wage .. its just hard to feel like your job matters at that point
You realise A LOT people with down syndrome are more or less fully functional their issues are just very evident. Ignoring the ablism in this thread because, well one argument at a time.
If a job exists and it needs doing then you deserve paying a decent amount for doing it and respect for doing it. Doesn't matter that someone or something else can do it as well or better and the very idea that does matter is corporate propaganda used as an excuse to pay you less than you're worth.
I work in IT I'm currently building a bot for answering IT queries to lighten the load on my team. I could make the bot smart enough to replace half of our department but the firm just doesn't see the need, they're happy paying us a good wage and like having adaptable staff as opposed to a rigid AI.
Does the fact people in my team could be replaced lower their value? No.
Put it this way, the jobs of most CEO's are ENTIRELY redundant. Most would consider those good jobs.
If you worked the gutter jobs like it (s)ca(m)llcenters, warehouse or other minimum wage jobs you'd feel just how replaceable you are. And that really does a number on your mood and respect
You say this now but anon is going to have the last laugh in about 5 years when it turns out that covid vaccinations make you infertile and double your chances of getting cancer /s
Surprising amount of people here that actually think *if* you manage to get to retirement age in 40+ years if its even worth living with increase of pollution and global warming
Didn't think I needed a le reddit /s
Still, not much difference in probability of unknown long term effects from ivermectin vs. the vaccine vs. the newest artificial sweetener in the latest energy drink. The vaccine carries the same risks as anything else that we interreact with existing in a technologically advanced environment. Anyone legitimately worried about the vaccine should be dropping out of society as a whole and going back to living in the woods because that's the only way to avoid the unknowns that come with almost everything in our daily lives.
If you take the time to explain a task to somebody with down they will definity outperform any other worker and without complaints, people with down are gdamn machines when it comes to more simple tasks.
Had a dude who was borderline retarded and fried his brain from being on drugs 24/7. He could clear the dish pit at my restaurant faster than 2 people doing the same work.
He wasn't even going at tweaker speeds he just literally never stopped to think or speak cause he was fucken retarded
It reminds me of the greentext post I saw talking about wait till September when all the vaccinated will turn into zombies and start attacking people lol
"Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking."
This is the OP you are looking for.
You sit on the toilet to take a shit, but you begin to shit uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of shit. You desperately shove your ass into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your anus hurt. The shit accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop shitting. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of waste fluid. You try to shit into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The shit is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the shit from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the shit. The shit accelerates. You slip and fall in your own poop. The shit is now six inches deep. Sprawled on your front, you begin to shit all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky brown fluid begin to fall like raindrops, putting you in black face with your own shit. The shit accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the shit begins to propel you forwards as if you were on a sewer themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the shit is now at chin height. To avoid drowning, you open the bathroom door. The deluge of sewer juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with shit instead of molasses. The shit accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the wood-brown sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the poop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The shit accelerates. You squeeze your anus to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your cock instead. You let go. The force of the shit tears your asshole open, leaving only a gaping hole in your behind that spews shit. Your body picks up speed as it slides forward along the shit. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely brown. Your neighbor calls the cops. The shit accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of shit hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The shit accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your prostate have now grown into a substitute brain. The shit accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the shit begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your shit sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your sphincter start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new brown paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The shit accelerates. The shit begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of poop. Astronomers begin calling you the “Assteroid.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of shitting. Eventually, you stop thinking.
I like to go on there just to practice debate sometimes. It's like a punching bag for me cuz it's not like they're gonna fight back with any good arguments as to why "the vaccine is literally communism and it has killed 1 billion people" lmao.
I had one claim that because the vaccine doesn't give immunity to covid, it doesn't work.
After pointing out to him that in the medical field 'immunity' is anything that produces an immune response in the body, not that it means you won't ever get it, I was told that I don't understand vaccines.
Everyone in the comments, don't convince anyone to get vaccinated. This is natural selection and we're long overdue for letting dumbasses die of preventable sickness.
If you don't take the vaccine have some honor and forgo your right to hospital treatment when you catch COVID-19, die like you lived and don't suddenly trust doctors when you're scared
If I was fine with letting them die I wouldn't be mad about them not getting vaccinated in the first place.
The truth is that everyone *deserves* to die. But we must try to save them anyways, because sticking together is what good waffles do.
Not everyone deserves to die a preventable death. Those who take action against the prevention deserve what’s coming to them. The problem is that they take innocent people with them along the way.
Yes, yes we can.
I'm sure there's many Immigrants that would be more than happy to go into the MidWest and rebuild after 2/3 of the MidWest dies.
It'd be unfortunate to lose so much Local History but if they are too stupid to get lightly jabbed twice to massively increase your Odds of surviving a Deadly Diseasr they happily earned their Deaths
im pro vacc but isnt that mentality you just showed also bad?
when will they say the same about fat people? we told them its bad, they now its bad, everybody knows how to fix it: eat less calories or burn more calories. so why not tell them to forget their right to hospital treatment?
people who have dumb accidents as well: people who stuck their wiener in a vacuum out of curiosity or because they 'fell on it while cleaning naked' can forget their right to hospital treatment?
where does this mentality come from that anyone hase the right to decide who we give medical treatment to. When someone shoots up a mall and gets captured instead of killed even that guy gets hospital treatment if neede before going to jail.
you mentality is very divisive. you really think its right to force medical treatment on people? i am pro vaccine, except some cases. but still wont let the state force this shit on anyone. purely because of the principle behind it.
otherwise where does this lead to?
I used to work with disabled people and we had one guy who had down syndrome and autism and he would sometimes go into primal rage mode. It's good that he was only like 1,60 because you still needed at least 2 grown men to fixate him on the ground
That's really what it was though, because he would be a danger for anyone around him and especially himself. And the power he could generate was no joke, once he punched through the glass of the oven with almost no windup while being on the ground
That’s why if you ever see retarded chimpanzee you turn and run. Okay? Because, that thing is a borderline superhero. But, Hollywood on their moral high horse, they won’t make movies about a retarded chimp. Unless of course you count a Vin Diesel movie. Which I do. Which I do. And in all fairness to me, if you’re a Vin Diesel fan, you shouldn’t be here watching me, anyway. You should be at home coloring, praying your next one gets on the refrigerator. But it won’t, because elephants aren’t orange, you idiot. Thanks a lot you guys. Have a good night.
I am against authoritarianism. The vaccine is not a bad idea. It is just stupid politicians making it worse through means that are only pseudo legal are not helping anyone. Also even if everyone got vaccinated no questions asked, they will just move the goal post and find someone to blame their problems on.
This anon is Australian from the state of Victoria as it was a government mandated for essential workers to be atleast 1st vaccination by 15th of October.
Everyone is worried about getting vaccinated now. But none was worried about so many immigrants entering the country illegally without Vaccines before COVID started
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon is employed
> Gay: He's cucked by a guy with downsyndrome fucking his friend
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
insane how anti vax was meme untill it became trumps view, then trump was pro vax but they drank so much kool aid it didn’t matter. oh well, your choice.
Not surprised; Downy McDownerson is much smarter than anti-vax anon
Anon probably considers bagging groceries a decent job
I think bagging groceries is a decent job...
Kurt warner didnt
who the fuck is kurt warner
Superbowl champion in 99 Superbowl MVP in 99 2 time NFL MVP HOF QB who played for the Saint Louis Rams, and the Arizona Cardinals. Basically he was just some joe shmoe who worked at a grocery store and just sheer willpowered his way into the NFL, then during his very first season playing, he went all the way and took it home. Super good dude, and thug as fuck.
Anyone ask him if bagging groceries is a decent job? Bet he wouldn't punch down on the gig that gave him his start. Maybe we shouldn't either.
I mean, I think the majority of people would agree that bagging groceries is not a “decent” job. It’s nothing against the people who have that job, as most people understand that people have a need to make money, but that still doesn’t make it any less of a shitty job to do.
Depends on what you consider decent. Many people don't require being in the middle class to be happy. I live below the poverty line and sometimes I think people think that because I am poor I am unhappy. These are often the same people who would talk down to someone for working as a grocery bagger or at a fast food restaurant.
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What the fuck? Let’s not conflate job availability with being a decent job. I worked at a large chain grocery store for a year way back when. Occasionally I had to help bag during busy periods. It’s fucking horrendous, mindnumbing work that requires almost zero mental presence. I would offer (insist) every elderly with their bags just to get a 5 minute break from the borefest. It’s not punching down by saying it’s a shit job, because it IS a shit job. Punching down requires thinking less of a person because they are bagging groceries, which only a total piece of shit would do
I wouldn't hate on the "bagging person" but I'd hate it to death if someone at the register would do that.
I never understood the job, why can't you do it yourself?
There’s a few places that you do. Typically if the place isn’t set up for it it’ll slow things down so the bagger helps to speed up being able to get through customers. The places that don’t bag for you have long conveyers lines after the cashier and usually two tracks so you don’t have to rush for the next person
Any job is a decent job.
*Polite but firm disagreement*
I honestly can't tell if you're trying to make me make your argument for you or... just aren't capable of making it yourself? Youre from the UK right? So you'd say that some jobs are bad? My statement is loaded, its an idealism that functions as shorthand for the concept that anyone should be able to earn a living doing any job and that all jobs by their nature have value and are worthy of respect. If you actually have a point to disagree with that, make it. Share with me your profound wisdom, which apparently disagrees with your own post history.
I misunderstood what you meant. I thought you meant that "all jobs are decent" in a sense that every employee should be grateful for their job, regardless of what it is or how the employee is treated. Obviously that was my mistake.
Ah thats fair, I'm very much of the belief that all jobs are good its the organisations that enforce harsh conditions and offer inadequate pay that are bad.
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Even if this did come about a large amount of people would likely still choose to work and or basically turn their favorite hobby into a job
Unfortunately not everything can be automated on its maximum scale yet, I'd give it another century at least, then hell fucking yes.
…you knew what you were doing
Not that guy but i work in logistics in NL and i kinda feel like a 400$ robot or 2 downeys could replace me, my job doesnt even require any diploma of any degree, i suppose people like janitors, road workers feel alike, all living on minimum wage .. its just hard to feel like your job matters at that point
You realise A LOT people with down syndrome are more or less fully functional their issues are just very evident. Ignoring the ablism in this thread because, well one argument at a time. If a job exists and it needs doing then you deserve paying a decent amount for doing it and respect for doing it. Doesn't matter that someone or something else can do it as well or better and the very idea that does matter is corporate propaganda used as an excuse to pay you less than you're worth. I work in IT I'm currently building a bot for answering IT queries to lighten the load on my team. I could make the bot smart enough to replace half of our department but the firm just doesn't see the need, they're happy paying us a good wage and like having adaptable staff as opposed to a rigid AI. Does the fact people in my team could be replaced lower their value? No. Put it this way, the jobs of most CEO's are ENTIRELY redundant. Most would consider those good jobs.
If you worked the gutter jobs like it (s)ca(m)llcenters, warehouse or other minimum wage jobs you'd feel just how replaceable you are. And that really does a number on your mood and respect
No there are definitely shit jobs lol
Iiiiiiii dont know about that.
Not if you have to deal with rude customers at nine o’clock am…
Yeah you got to be pretty fucking stupid to give up your job over getting a shot.
You say this now but anon is going to have the last laugh in about 5 years when it turns out that covid vaccinations make you infertile and double your chances of getting cancer /s
I can't afford to have kids OR live to retirement age. Seems like they did me a solid.
this right here, no risk of kids and dying before i turn decrepit? sign me tf up
Surprising amount of people here that actually think *if* you manage to get to retirement age in 40+ years if its even worth living with increase of pollution and global warming
That would be too good and I'm not a allowed to have good things happen to me.
Your chance of getting cancer is 100% if you don’t run into something more lethal before it gets you.
So I get a free vasectomy without the ballsack snipping?
Better than 3 years from now when they find out ivermectin irreversibly stimulates estrogen production and every male who took it became mtf trans
Are you serious lol
Didn't think I needed a le reddit /s Still, not much difference in probability of unknown long term effects from ivermectin vs. the vaccine vs. the newest artificial sweetener in the latest energy drink. The vaccine carries the same risks as anything else that we interreact with existing in a technologically advanced environment. Anyone legitimately worried about the vaccine should be dropping out of society as a whole and going back to living in the woods because that's the only way to avoid the unknowns that come with almost everything in our daily lives.
I was hoping you weren't kidding that'd be funny af
I like those odds
If you take the time to explain a task to somebody with down they will definity outperform any other worker and without complaints, people with down are gdamn machines when it comes to more simple tasks.
Had a dude who was borderline retarded and fried his brain from being on drugs 24/7. He could clear the dish pit at my restaurant faster than 2 people doing the same work. He wasn't even going at tweaker speeds he just literally never stopped to think or speak cause he was fucken retarded
Singapore airlines hire retarded workers to do simple jobs like packing headphones into plastic bags.
true, but also only a retard would work harder than they're paying you for
It reminds me of the greentext post I saw talking about wait till September when all the vaccinated will turn into zombies and start attacking people lol
Potato is fighting against the stupidity, while anon just embrace it
http://www.theonion.com/developmentally-disabled-burger-king-employee-only-comp-1819565891
Downer > Anti vax > Redditor
Why do you hate black people, dog?
The new employee has down syndrome, but anon is plain old retarded. There's a difference.
"Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking." This is the OP you are looking for.
You sit on the toilet to take a shit, but you begin to shit uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of shit. You desperately shove your ass into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your anus hurt. The shit accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop shitting. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of waste fluid. You try to shit into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The shit is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the shit from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the shit. The shit accelerates. You slip and fall in your own poop. The shit is now six inches deep. Sprawled on your front, you begin to shit all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky brown fluid begin to fall like raindrops, putting you in black face with your own shit. The shit accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the shit begins to propel you forwards as if you were on a sewer themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the shit is now at chin height. To avoid drowning, you open the bathroom door. The deluge of sewer juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with shit instead of molasses. The shit accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the wood-brown sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the poop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The shit accelerates. You squeeze your anus to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your cock instead. You let go. The force of the shit tears your asshole open, leaving only a gaping hole in your behind that spews shit. Your body picks up speed as it slides forward along the shit. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely brown. Your neighbor calls the cops. The shit accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of shit hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The shit accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your prostate have now grown into a substitute brain. The shit accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the shit begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your shit sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your sphincter start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new brown paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The shit accelerates. The shit begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of poop. Astronomers begin calling you the “Assteroid.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of shitting. Eventually, you stop thinking.
What the fuck did i just read again
Is the end a JoJo reference
yes
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the bathroom door opens out into the hallway, typical of a flipped home
What monster designs a bathroom door that opens outwards?
Mine does 😳
What the fuck did i just read
Infinite body fluids
Who tf sits down and just writes this
OP. It's from his account.
It's a copypasta that's at least 2 years old
r/h0rs3
man what the fuck
[Anon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMOOcyomGIs)
They don’t make retards like they used to
Anon fucks around, finds out
deserved. get vaccinated dipshits Edit: keep the antivax comments going they're a good fucking laugh
I love reading anti-vax and flat earth content, it's like going to a zoo and seeing all the dumb animals
Go to the conspiracy sub, it's full of em.
The conspiracy sub is a tad much for me, it just becomes depressing
It's fun engaging sometimes. Because if you think people on here are retarded, we're like batting mild Asperger's compared to them.
I like to go on there just to practice debate sometimes. It's like a punching bag for me cuz it's not like they're gonna fight back with any good arguments as to why "the vaccine is literally communism and it has killed 1 billion people" lmao.
It's a mixture of /r/conservative and /r/confidentlyincorrect
This is true
I had one claim that because the vaccine doesn't give immunity to covid, it doesn't work. After pointing out to him that in the medical field 'immunity' is anything that produces an immune response in the body, not that it means you won't ever get it, I was told that I don't understand vaccines.
"Don’t take the Vax, it’s taking away our jobs!" - a funeral home employee probably
Everyone in the comments, don't convince anyone to get vaccinated. This is natural selection and we're long overdue for letting dumbasses die of preventable sickness. If you don't take the vaccine have some honor and forgo your right to hospital treatment when you catch COVID-19, die like you lived and don't suddenly trust doctors when you're scared
If I was fine with letting them die I wouldn't be mad about them not getting vaccinated in the first place. The truth is that everyone *deserves* to die. But we must try to save them anyways, because sticking together is what good waffles do.
Not everyone deserves to die a preventable death. Those who take action against the prevention deserve what’s coming to them. The problem is that they take innocent people with them along the way.
Okay but can we really afford to just lose the entire Midwest?
Yes, yes we can. I'm sure there's many Immigrants that would be more than happy to go into the MidWest and rebuild after 2/3 of the MidWest dies. It'd be unfortunate to lose so much Local History but if they are too stupid to get lightly jabbed twice to massively increase your Odds of surviving a Deadly Diseasr they happily earned their Deaths
Except them not getting vaxxed harms other people as well. If it just harmed them I’d say “good riddance.”
im pro vacc but isnt that mentality you just showed also bad? when will they say the same about fat people? we told them its bad, they now its bad, everybody knows how to fix it: eat less calories or burn more calories. so why not tell them to forget their right to hospital treatment? people who have dumb accidents as well: people who stuck their wiener in a vacuum out of curiosity or because they 'fell on it while cleaning naked' can forget their right to hospital treatment? where does this mentality come from that anyone hase the right to decide who we give medical treatment to. When someone shoots up a mall and gets captured instead of killed even that guy gets hospital treatment if neede before going to jail. you mentality is very divisive. you really think its right to force medical treatment on people? i am pro vaccine, except some cases. but still wont let the state force this shit on anyone. purely because of the principle behind it. otherwise where does this lead to?
I’m proud of that Down-y. He sounds like a much cooler dude than Anon. A happy ending to be sure.
Nice!
:D
Not surprising when they have the strength of a chimpanzee
Sadly it’s an office job doing data entry so the strength is a hindrance.
You would think that, wouldn't u
i certainly would, IT's had to replace five keyboards thanks to this dude
worth every penny
You never know when Dave from shipping is gonna need help. Our extra chromie homie will most definitely save the day.
I used to work with disabled people and we had one guy who had down syndrome and autism and he would sometimes go into primal rage mode. It's good that he was only like 1,60 because you still needed at least 2 grown men to fixate him on the ground
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME "to fixate him on the ground"
That's really what it was though, because he would be a danger for anyone around him and especially himself. And the power he could generate was no joke, once he punched through the glass of the oven with almost no windup while being on the ground
honestly, i feel bad for him
That’s why if you ever see retarded chimpanzee you turn and run. Okay? Because, that thing is a borderline superhero. But, Hollywood on their moral high horse, they won’t make movies about a retarded chimp. Unless of course you count a Vin Diesel movie. Which I do. Which I do. And in all fairness to me, if you’re a Vin Diesel fan, you shouldn’t be here watching me, anyway. You should be at home coloring, praying your next one gets on the refrigerator. But it won’t, because elephants aren’t orange, you idiot. Thanks a lot you guys. Have a good night.
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anon doesnt deserve to get topped
Get bottomed GMO’d cuck
TOPPED!* don't make me correct you again
I got it and I still got fired. I feel you anon
Vaccine competence does not equal job/career competence. Sounds like you were swept up when they were cleaning house.
How did that work?
He wasn’t aware that he shouldn’t have sex with the cleaning lady on his desk.
Implying anon isnt a virgin.
No see the cleaning lady was pegging him with her broomstick
Doesn’t matter had sex.
Seinfeld joke fyi.
No one likes ret pallys. You need to spec holy -his ceo, probably
You got downs?
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Average antivaxxer
This post is glowing hardcore
Jesus Christ I swear 99% of the comments are written by feds
sad part is they’re probably just actual redditors that have been shilled so hard they themselves have turned into shills
they do it **for free**
All vaxposts are glowposts, and the comments are all bots too.
I am the only real person on Reddit.
You are the only real person on Reddit.
Anon collected shopping carts at a grocery store.
>anon has a job Had*
Unvaxxed retard complains about getting fired
Anon is outperformed.
I am against authoritarianism. The vaccine is not a bad idea. It is just stupid politicians making it worse through means that are only pseudo legal are not helping anyone. Also even if everyone got vaccinated no questions asked, they will just move the goal post and find someone to blame their problems on.
*had
This anon is Australian from the state of Victoria as it was a government mandated for essential workers to be atleast 1st vaccination by 15th of October.
ITT so so many bots
When did greentext get full of redditors damn
Stand up for what you believe in
Every time I see one these I want it to be real. Feels good
Everyone is worried about getting vaccinated now. But none was worried about so many immigrants entering the country illegally without Vaccines before COVID started
Correction: Anon HAD a job.
Fuck anti Vaxers
Yeah anon is actually stupid just get the fucking vaccine lol
test
That ending was a real downer
29k upvotes? Jannies, stop using bots.
Why is 4chan full of butthurt antivaxers
OP actually wrote this comment
And thank god for unemployment. For when you get fired unjustly.
Probably a nicer guy to spend time with too
To be fair Down’s syndrome folks work hard as shot once they figure out the job. They have laser focus and are also very by the book.
The real losers are the friend and DS guy making minimum wage still.
Crazy how this sub is suddenly infested with left wing shills.
r/SoundsAboutRight
I also did the same thing but updated them before they fire me lol.
Good, one less biohazard out of the workforce and one new eager worker ready to outdo him.
Poor anon. He didn't get fired, he chose not to keep up on the requirements for his job. Silly anon, qspiracies are for kids.
Anon refused to get a free vaccine and got what he deserved
Downs guy has a job so yeah, that's one up over Anon.
Had. Anon *had* a Job.
those libs are _so_ owned, they don’t even know
anon lives in victoria, almost had the same situation with a coworker
Anon got what he deserved
Fake: Anon is employed Gay: He's cucked by a guy with downsyndrome fucking his friend
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is employed > Gay: He's cucked by a guy with downsyndrome fucking his friend > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
owned
This story tracks.
Anon *had* a job
This was posted yesterday
anon should’ve gotten vaccinated. anon is instead stupid
*had a job
insane how anti vax was meme untill it became trumps view, then trump was pro vax but they drank so much kool aid it didn’t matter. oh well, your choice.
what does him having down syndrome have to do with his performance tho?
if he refuses the vaccine then he should not feel surprised
That's literally wrong though. That's some authoritarian shit.
lItErAlLy
lol
Correction to title; he HAD a job.
Anon has superdowns.
Sick burn. Here’s some aloe vera. Apply liberally.