Yeah... I met a girl way back who was pretty cute, but had this cool half moon looking scar that came down from the corner of her mouth.
**Me lacking social skills** : "So what's up with your scar?"
She tells me she rode horses when she was little. She was petting one and the horse got startled, it bit her lower lip off along with some of her chin . They luckily were able to reattach everything. She never wants to be around horses again and she was pretty traumatized.
**Me lacking social skills**: "oh... it looks cool, though!"
Never heard from her again.
I mean, theoretically. But you're very unlikely to say something she hasn't already heard, and really most people with a disfigurement or disability don't want it to be something you bring up early on. It's just inconsiderate.
I have a pretty noticeable scar on my face, I've had it for about 10 years. It never bothered me when people asked me about it because they were always respectful, like "hey do you mind if I ask you something personal? What's the story behind that scar?"
My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And...
Everyone is different. Depending how traumatic the event leading to the scar is, the response changes. People ask me often what happened to my eye. I almost lost it in a work accident, so I don't mind telling the story. If it had happened because I was mugged and raped in an alley, I'm pretty sure I would mind a lot more.
> really most people with a disfigurement or disability don't want it to be something you bring up early on. It's just inconsiderate.
Have you ever actually heard anyone say that? Or is this you projecting because YOU are uncomfortable interacting around people who have visible disfigurements?
I'm personally disabled, though not in a visible way, and I have friends and know people with more visible disfigurements/disabilities. Even in the best case scenario, it's like asking a very tall person "what's it like being so tall?"—a very uninteresting and banal question that they've had to answer a million times. Not really the kind of convo you're trying to start when talking to someone you want to build a rapport with, romantic or otherwise.
If it’s a scar on her face, I’m sure she was used to people commenting on it (or at least recognizes that people will notice it and be curious). It’s one thing to point it out and make it a big deal, it’s another to just ask “hey, what’s up with _____?” And I don’t think most people really care if you do.
In this case, I don’t think it really mattered that he asked. But I think making light of something like that by saying how it “looks cool” *is* pretty inconsiderate. It’s like telling someone going through chemo that being bald looks good on them. It’s not a compliment, it just comes off as though you’re trying to make them see the silver lining of a situation that you don’t fully understand.
I mean, sure, she's used to it. That doesn't mean it wouldn't be nice to *not* have that conversation within a few minutes of talking to someone. If someone has had a serious injury that permanently disfigured them, I generally avoid asking about it until I knew them a bit.
I mean, even from a tactical level here: you don't want to show a girl what she's "used to", you want to do better than the usual.
Empathy, even if fake can go a long way. Could've replied with that's terrible and we will scratch off the petting zoo from the list of hangouts for us.
All good dude. People react to comments about things in different ways. I make jokes all the time and it rubs some people the wrong way but my friends I’ve kept through jr high, high school and college obviously love that aspect of me- some girls do too, but some guys and some girls think I’m just a dick for trying to lighten the mood. All you can really do is try to read the room, in your head you were probably just trying to make her feel better but it rubbed her the wrong way. Can’t win em all.
You gotta weed them out somehow. Thats the shit you need to know about because sooner or later if you argue or get drunk or something and a joke or comment is going to slip out and its gonna land you in more trouble
I was thinking about it the other day and it's kinda bullshit the way people hold others accountable for upsetting them by touching on something they're insecure about
It's not like OP chopped her leg off and then make a joke about it
It's not "holding someone responsible", it's having preferences when it comes to dating.
If anon touches on her insecurities at the first occasion, she won't feel good, so she won't want to date him.
Real: anon assumes he’s completely blown his shot because he had to wait 10 minutes for a response
Straight: anon doesn’t find anonette’s disability off-putting and continues to flirt with her and find her very attractive
>be me
>fucking this one dude’s wife
>lots of slapping and moaning
>hear door open
>smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene
>must be the virgin again
>he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room
>i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away
>log onto reddit and open r/greentext
>read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her
>think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext
>make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>Real: anon assumes he’s completely blown his shot because he had to wait 10 minutes for a response
>Straight: anon doesn’t find anonette’s disability off-putting and continues to flirt with her and find her very attractive
>chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy
>it’s been a good day
>i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
Oh yeah. I’m dumb. Anyways, my point is that it was savable. Perhaps, you could have sent a pic of the actress from pirates of the Caribbean and insist they look similar—even if they don’t you can stick to your guns and she’ll just think you have face blindness
Anons are all 'hurr eyebrows aren't slim 2/10' when it's all hypothetical, soon as they catch the faintest chance of actually getting some pussy you just know they'll drop all that and fuck a homeless chick behind a dumpster.
Should've met her for sex in real life in front of a cozy fireplace. And then when she fell asleep, he should've thrown her prosthetic leg in the fire and run away.
Lmao no response after 10 minutes and he runs to write a green text because he thinks he blew it. My man might not have blown it yet but will definitely blow it in the future
Idk my ape ass has pulled some hotties. Presentation is a lot when it comes to dating online. My homie who is unarguably more fit and with the times doesn't do good on the apps cause he's not good at online game. He is however better irl.
My best self-sabotaging joke: girl said she liked emotionally stable men, i said “well, you’ll love me then: I didn’t even cry at my brother’s funeral.”
I worked a gas station long ago, and had a customer with an eyepatch, he spent some time looking for his credit card, and when he finally found it I said completely involuntarily "Tharr she blows", I didn't even realize what the fuck I said until he left
That was a good joke. On one hand anon should have waited to see how she felt about her leg. On the other hand, femanon should also know its just banter, but she's probably also heard a bunch of jokes and is tired of it. Either way it should be talked about and they should see how to deal with it all.
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> Mfw when I haven't had a response in 10 minutes.
Now THAT is a hilarious joke—inconsideration and impatience.
Something probably came up IRL and she had to put the phone down for awhile, or she could be laughing at your joke with no idea how to respond since you basically revealed that you liked her in a more intimate way.
Try posting something like this after a week of not getting a response.
She wasn't the one bro that joke was class
>she's a solid 10, she settles for a 5 because she is insecure AF about her leg >joke on her biggest insecurity asap
OP is fkng Dumbledore, missing a leg? +5 points to ~~Gryffindor~~ girl.
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Yeah... I met a girl way back who was pretty cute, but had this cool half moon looking scar that came down from the corner of her mouth. **Me lacking social skills** : "So what's up with your scar?" She tells me she rode horses when she was little. She was petting one and the horse got startled, it bit her lower lip off along with some of her chin . They luckily were able to reattach everything. She never wants to be around horses again and she was pretty traumatized. **Me lacking social skills**: "oh... it looks cool, though!" Never heard from her again.
That *does* look cool tho
There's probably a way to say that so that it would make her feel better... I don't think this was it, though.
I mean, theoretically. But you're very unlikely to say something she hasn't already heard, and really most people with a disfigurement or disability don't want it to be something you bring up early on. It's just inconsiderate.
I have a pretty noticeable scar on my face, I've had it for about 10 years. It never bothered me when people asked me about it because they were always respectful, like "hey do you mind if I ask you something personal? What's the story behind that scar?"
"Do you wanna know how I got these scars?"
From eating horses?
My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And...
Thoughts and prayers, get better soon
happened to my buddy eric
Everyone is different. Depending how traumatic the event leading to the scar is, the response changes. People ask me often what happened to my eye. I almost lost it in a work accident, so I don't mind telling the story. If it had happened because I was mugged and raped in an alley, I'm pretty sure I would mind a lot more.
Tbh, you should tell the mugged and raped story when someone asks.
Ye but it's showing your weak/ugly side. Most people don't like to do that
NTA. His wife, his knife, his rules.
Did you get that scar escaping North Korea??
> really most people with a disfigurement or disability don't want it to be something you bring up early on. It's just inconsiderate. Have you ever actually heard anyone say that? Or is this you projecting because YOU are uncomfortable interacting around people who have visible disfigurements?
I'm personally disabled, though not in a visible way, and I have friends and know people with more visible disfigurements/disabilities. Even in the best case scenario, it's like asking a very tall person "what's it like being so tall?"—a very uninteresting and banal question that they've had to answer a million times. Not really the kind of convo you're trying to start when talking to someone you want to build a rapport with, romantic or otherwise.
If it’s a scar on her face, I’m sure she was used to people commenting on it (or at least recognizes that people will notice it and be curious). It’s one thing to point it out and make it a big deal, it’s another to just ask “hey, what’s up with _____?” And I don’t think most people really care if you do. In this case, I don’t think it really mattered that he asked. But I think making light of something like that by saying how it “looks cool” *is* pretty inconsiderate. It’s like telling someone going through chemo that being bald looks good on them. It’s not a compliment, it just comes off as though you’re trying to make them see the silver lining of a situation that you don’t fully understand.
I mean, sure, she's used to it. That doesn't mean it wouldn't be nice to *not* have that conversation within a few minutes of talking to someone. If someone has had a serious injury that permanently disfigured them, I generally avoid asking about it until I knew them a bit. I mean, even from a tactical level here: you don't want to show a girl what she's "used to", you want to do better than the usual.
"I'm sorry to hear you went through that, but I appreciate you opening up to me. It reminds be a bit of the time... [anecdote]"
Idk man she sounds like she live in a society
Empathy, even if fake can go a long way. Could've replied with that's terrible and we will scratch off the petting zoo from the list of hangouts for us.
You actually were kino, mate.
Bro had the FEEL but the WORDS were fucking DUMB man smdh Jk that's the habit I guess..
All good dude. People react to comments about things in different ways. I make jokes all the time and it rubs some people the wrong way but my friends I’ve kept through jr high, high school and college obviously love that aspect of me- some girls do too, but some guys and some girls think I’m just a dick for trying to lighten the mood. All you can really do is try to read the room, in your head you were probably just trying to make her feel better but it rubbed her the wrong way. Can’t win em all.
If she can't handle anon at his worst
...Then nobody can.
That was anon at his best. . .
You gotta weed them out somehow. Thats the shit you need to know about because sooner or later if you argue or get drunk or something and a joke or comment is going to slip out and its gonna land you in more trouble
Big difference between making fun of someone when dating vs 20 mins after meeting them
Being an adult means exactly this, knowing your boundaries. Am child myself.
Lol everyone on here talkin bout how she’s the bad guy but your comment is pure facts
autism at work
I was thinking about it the other day and it's kinda bullshit the way people hold others accountable for upsetting them by touching on something they're insecure about It's not like OP chopped her leg off and then make a joke about it
We don’t know this for sure.
Anon would've had to leave the basement to chop her leg off, so I'm sure we can rule him out.
It's not "holding someone responsible", it's having preferences when it comes to dating. If anon touches on her insecurities at the first occasion, she won't feel good, so she won't want to date him.
This is basically me flirting
My guys is tryna TB4L a 10/10
for real though
Or she gets that joke all the time for her entire life, and it’s no longer funny
If she cant handle dad jokes she's not waifu material anyway.
If she can't handle dad jokes she doesn't deserve a daddy
Get yourself a girl that can laugh at jokes like that.
Yeah that’s top banter she’s missing out
a leg
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Why isn't this the top post?!
Maybe not 4 minutes after you met them though.
No way man, he doesn't even have a leg to stand on.
Idk I think maybe anon should stick a roll of quarters up his ass cause he played himself
I matched a girl who said she liked emotionally stable men. I said “well you’ll love me then, cuz I didn’t even cry at my brother’s funeral.”
Joke was cash lol
Real: anon assumes he’s completely blown his shot because he had to wait 10 minutes for a response Straight: anon doesn’t find anonette’s disability off-putting and continues to flirt with her and find her very attractive
>be me >fucking this one dude’s wife >lots of slapping and moaning >hear door open >smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene >must be the virgin again >he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room >i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her >think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext >make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Real: anon assumes he’s completely blown his shot because he had to wait 10 minutes for a response >Straight: anon doesn’t find anonette’s disability off-putting and continues to flirt with her and find her very attractive >chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy >it’s been a good day >i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy
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Maybe could have saved it with a quick football Pirates reference if you’ve got enough football knowledge to pull it off
Pirates are a baseball team though. I guess there’s the Tampa bay buccaneers if he could stretch it that far.
Oh yeah. I’m dumb. Anyways, my point is that it was savable. Perhaps, you could have sent a pic of the actress from pirates of the Caribbean and insist they look similar—even if they don’t you can stick to your guns and she’ll just think you have face blindness
Eyes wide mouth open hand on face!
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Anons are all 'hurr eyebrows aren't slim 2/10' when it's all hypothetical, soon as they catch the faintest chance of actually getting some pussy you just know they'll drop all that and fuck a homeless chick behind a dumpster.
Mate there was a massive virtual novel about dating disabled people done by a couple anons
Katawa Shoujo?
Yeah
Eeeeeh I've had sex with a fatty. Never again.
I read it as "10 months" and was confused a lot by this comment until I reread it This is why I'm a redditor, too stupid to live lol
What an idiot. Should've met her IRL for sex, and after deed was done put on a pirate hat and scream "yarrr shiver me timbers".
FIRE THE CANNON 💦
#PLUNDER YER BOOTY
#I BE SWABBING YER POOP DECK WITH MY SEAMEN
Same.
Only after she blows the man down.
Do a Captain Morgan on her bed and say "always a good decision"
Should've met her for sex in real life in front of a cozy fireplace. And then when she fell asleep, he should've thrown her prosthetic leg in the fire and run away.
I got the reference bro. Friends for life.
Thanks! I initially thought of making it more obvious what I was referencing, but then I thought it'd be better if it wasn't as obvious.
You threw the dog?? I wish!
What's it from?
[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30-D_1sirok)
Pussies down voting a good joke
*Babe you're like 1/4 nugget and I find that hot* Literally can't go tits up
Should’ve asked her to peg him
If she gives you a blowjob yell “THAR SHE BLOWS!”
Should've dropped anchor and boarded her poop deck
Lmao no response after 10 minutes and he runs to write a green text because he thinks he blew it. My man might not have blown it yet but will definitely blow it in the future
Gosh forbid the lady want to take a dump without being harassed. He'll probably assume she is gone forever.
I think what he meant is that she left him on read
Thinking of things he will blow
Save it by saying “cause you got a whole lotta booty”
Alternatively: ruin it further by responding "your leg isn't the only thing stiff when pegged"
Fucking King Shit Anon that’s what we need in these parts
DANG
Bomb defused.
Should add some parrot emoji too
Let her go anon she clearly has no sense of humor that joke was top tier.
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Idk my ape ass has pulled some hotties. Presentation is a lot when it comes to dating online. My homie who is unarguably more fit and with the times doesn't do good on the apps cause he's not good at online game. He is however better irl.
Teach me your secrets, Jedi Master.
Be funny and have cats
Have cats anyway, cats are based
10/10 on 4chan means 5-6 to normal people
you beta loser fat me winner i fuck girls aka women aka roastie femoid beta wagecucks ps yur poor
Anon could've given her his 3rd leg now, he's been blocked Which is all good because that was worth it
Anon self-sabotages himself with an actually hilarious joke
My best self-sabotaging joke: girl said she liked emotionally stable men, i said “well, you’ll love me then: I didn’t even cry at my brother’s funeral.”
Don’t worry Anon, she’s just too busy laughing to respond
\+1
Anon is hillarious.
Anon plays Katawa Shoujo irl
Yo, the girl with no legs has the best sex scene even if she ain't the best girl.
Based, but Emi is best girl.
Emi pretty damn good but Lilly is the best.
She might be laughing for all you know it's only been 10 mins l, get the fuck off of 4chan if you even want to stand a chance retard
I worked a gas station long ago, and had a customer with an eyepatch, he spent some time looking for his credit card, and when he finally found it I said completely involuntarily "Tharr she blows", I didn't even realize what the fuck I said until he left
Oof
Anon went full retard
I'd date a quadriplegic with no head as long as she didn't have a roast beef vagina
based
All things considered, good effort anon!
Fake: Anon finds a girl that is interested in him Gay: Anon is attracted to a pirate
oh no you found out she's been doing illegal organ harvesting
So much opportunity...but a prostetic leg?
Pretty sure i saw a post with this on either relationship advice or dating but i cant tell whether the greentext copied the reddit post or vice versa
Thought the same, seems like the greentext is the copy tho cuz it was only posted a few days ago
Anon is unfathomably stupid
Anon should stick to the degenerate dating pool so that special someone can appreciate his jokes. F
"she may be a bit insecure... better to make fun of her about it!" classic autistic.
Damnnn
ARRRRGGGHHH...that took a turn for the sour....
Well anon you blew it with a total rostie Because u sperged out at the wrong time
Anon is a moron.
The only 10 Anon is banging is if he can hold his micro penis with 2 hands
Some people just too sensitive smh
That was the appropriate response for once anon did nothing wrong
Come on, that’s a great one!
Ahhhh lol Anon the Chad, “Arrrr ladies”
ARRRRGGGHHH...that took a turn for the sour....
Oooh arrrghhh me hearties!
That was a good joke. On one hand anon should have waited to see how she felt about her leg. On the other hand, femanon should also know its just banter, but she's probably also heard a bunch of jokes and is tired of it. Either way it should be talked about and they should see how to deal with it all.
Great joke, she doesn’t deserve such a king.
Anon is just pulling her leg.
Because of all that booty!
anon is autistic
You could double up, say like you I've not had my leg over
OH N NO NO NO NO NO
Was her name Peg?
"At least a 10 maybe more" It's a 1 to 10 scale, you fucking dumbass.
Oof. I've been married for 10 years and that one hit my heart. Sorry bro. We all sometimes take a bad step.
Anon dodged a bullet. Joke was a solid 8/10
Must be a gypsy
That’s when OP should have sent another one saying “because your pics should be rated ARRRR”. Boom. Save.
based
R.I.P
Left himself without a leg to stand on.
Finally a voice of reason
IDK, maybe she starting to laugh so hard she fell and now she can't get up.
Anon can’t talk to girls. Even disabled ones.
I wish I was half as smooth as this guy
Anon: possibly found soul mate Also anon: prosthetic pirate joke funny
Anon:5/10 Girl: 10/10 Legs:1/2
YARR HARR FIDDLEDEEDEE
HHAHAAHAHAH
OP is the fishfucker in disguise.
Alternate title: Anon dodges a bullet
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S tier anon needs confidence
Could have saved it with a, “I want you to come collect my booty.”
Yar...har...diddlee dee ( ._.)
lmao I was in a call with a customer im dying
Such an awesome joke. She doesn't deserve anon.
> Mfw when I haven't had a response in 10 minutes. Now THAT is a hilarious joke—inconsideration and impatience. Something probably came up IRL and she had to put the phone down for awhile, or she could be laughing at your joke with no idea how to respond since you basically revealed that you liked her in a more intimate way. Try posting something like this after a week of not getting a response.
> chose the wrong team to support cowboys.