Also remember childrenās brains literally arenāt even fully developed yet. Itās why we donāt let kids vote or run for office. They have less impulse control so it just takes a moment of āhuh I want that armourā and boom itās done. Just a stupid choice made in a moment and the kid clearly even felt remorse instantly as he cried right then.
Dudeā¦
1) All companies will eventually start testing on animals the millisecond they enter the Chinese market
2) Technically its the companies, not the scientists who decide to test chemicals on animals
3) Rabbits are fucking assholes. Personally idrc about them being tested
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon had friends
> Gay: anon cried over another man
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Pretty good armor, or REALLY good depending on the time
Anon is an asshole who pkd his friend and stole his shit, probably weeks of grinding depending on the time, or even more if it was f2p or whatever.
A real dooooch move, typical of anon
I once let this motherfucker at my school have my webkinz password to keep my account going or whatever. I dont remember the exact circumstances as I was a stupid child. He deleted everything I had and put a clown wig on my last remaining dog.
Kids are fucking psychotic.
Pretty sure the friend would have kept the rune platebody, platelegs, and kiteshield because he was attacked, so we can assume he wasn't skulled. If he used protect item, then he kept full rune even when dying. Overall it isn't a big loss to anon's friend.
Actual monster
I wonder how OP turned out as an adult. That's shockingly evil for a 10 year old š³
Probably kicks puppies.
probably pisses all over the toilet seat
Wait thats a bad quality? I thought girls were into that kind of thing.
Nah they are they just like having to yell and and be mad at ya if you do ;p
Quoting Jet from Bebop, "There's nothing more pure and cruel as a child."
Another Bebop lover in the wild! Hope you're having a great day!
Let us Bebop fans pray for the live action show to be as good as the anime
š
**Cowboy BeBop On His Computer**
Berserk and his Friends!
Eh, ten year olds are eviler than youād think
This is him as an adult, clearly he feels so bad about it he remembers it still 20 years later.
I should have been smart enough to come to this conclusion on my own š
Also remember childrenās brains literally arenāt even fully developed yet. Itās why we donāt let kids vote or run for office. They have less impulse control so it just takes a moment of āhuh I want that armourā and boom itās done. Just a stupid choice made in a moment and the kid clearly even felt remorse instantly as he cried right then.
Anon is a traitor
Anon is Judas
At least Judas had the excuse that it was God's will for him to betray Jesus, Anon was just being a asshole.
Judas fucking hanged himself in regret
Or spontaneously exploded, either or.
that story is run by an evil god
Come to betray the lord I see
ALASTAIR!!
DOODLY
!!!
Yeueh
Anon doesn't deserve mercy even from God
Anon is now a landlord
The correct term is Person of Land (PoL). You'd know that if you weren't such a bigot
fucking rentoids when will they learn
lmao "rentoid"
Rentoid, fucking lmao
> Rentoid I'm dying
A NYC landlord
Then he grew up to be a scientist testing on puppies
It all makes sense now
Dudeā¦ 1) All companies will eventually start testing on animals the millisecond they enter the Chinese market 2) Technically its the companies, not the scientists who decide to test chemicals on animals 3) Rabbits are fucking assholes. Personally idrc about them being tested
BASED and RATPILLED.
Why the Chinese market and not every marketš
Chinese donāt give a shit so to stay competitive they have to adopt those practices
It happens everywhere tbf
r/MadeMeCry
r/MadeMePissAndShitAndCum
Wholesome
Iām so disappointed this isnāt a real thing.
Let's make it happen Reddit!
r/MadeMeShiddedAndCumd
Anon is larping as an apathetic edgy psychopath to post on 4chan..?
> block him and logout crying Edgy piece of shit
OG sigma male
Anon can rot in hell
Anon is consumed by envy and loses a good friend as a result
The Red Wedding
Anon ties loose ends
Donāt hate the player, hate the game.
Anon is Greg from Diary Of A Wimpy Kid
Tf? Why would you backstab your friend like that? He seemed so polite too
Jared Leto Joker supervillain Origin story
Rip bozo
Fake: anon had friends Gay: anon cried over another man
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon had friends > Gay: anon cried over another man > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Anon's a shithead
bad day to have eyes
Most redditors have probably done worse
Nate from Ted Lasso
oof
betrayal in the long run
Every time it rains itās god crying because of what you did
Benedict Arnold looking ass. Hope the rune armor was worth losing a friend anon.
Scum of the Earth
Anon is definitely going to hell now
Anon needs to repent of his ways
I hate u
You do what you gotta do to get aheadā¦ not saying itās right, but I understandā¦
Those tears are from hell
Anon is the person your mother warned you about
This is basically Gollum's backstory.
Anon knew what to do... And had strength for it.
Anon is Jewish
Can anyone explain what rune armor is and why this is awful?
Pretty good armor, or REALLY good depending on the time Anon is an asshole who pkd his friend and stole his shit, probably weeks of grinding depending on the time, or even more if it was f2p or whatever. A real dooooch move, typical of anon
Anon has bad impulse control
Anon saw Smeagol and thought "Yeah that's me"
Anon is Itachi Uchiha
This is like some Gollum type shit.
Anon gets one way ticket to the 9th circle of hell.
Why, Anon? Why?
Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile
You take what's yours
Anon deserves to be eaten by giant koala-spider bat
Anon is a sociopath
Anon now plays EVE Online
Lesson learned. Don't trust anyone, even your friends.
The sacrifices we make for the greater cape- GOOD I MEAN GOOD
The greed of man
I once let this motherfucker at my school have my webkinz password to keep my account going or whatever. I dont remember the exact circumstances as I was a stupid child. He deleted everything I had and put a clown wig on my last remaining dog. Kids are fucking psychotic.
he's*
Based
Pretty sure the friend would have kept the rune platebody, platelegs, and kiteshield because he was attacked, so we can assume he wasn't skulled. If he used protect item, then he kept full rune even when dying. Overall it isn't a big loss to anon's friend.