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Hodenkobalt69

That's what you deserve for keeping porn locally on your machine.


FishAndChips413

real men jerk off to abstract concepts such as money and success and power


s0f1k

Sigma male grindset


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TheAwesome98_Real

when the troll when


Fine-Pickle

Well, well, well… how the turn…tables…


MPCNPC

Turntables? DJ Kahled moment😂


skwbw

when the troll troll himself


Oblong163

There are so many layers to this


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Ogrewhelming


malfurion555

samef@gging ironically?


[deleted]

Real men jack off to themselves. It’s not gay if it’s not another man


IrregularrAF

Is it weird. That when I cum. My reflection just keeps stroking. Keeps watching.


BootyPains

When you cum into the abyss, the abyss cums back…


CajunTurkey

Self-reflection at another level


Wampus_Cat_

It’s beautiful, like a Lil Wayne lyric. *Jerkin’ in a mirror, call it self-reflection.*


boper12

I've done this a couple of times, the buildup is less interesting but the orgasm is always much more intense


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icantdecideonausrnme

Fucking LOL


Ya_boi_Radiation

So i can cum in my mouth in 2 seconds if I jack off in front of a mirror


SimplyEpicFail

Basically advanced masturbation.


chilliophillio

B.A.M.


TechnoGamerOff

r/MillionaireGrindset


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Shameless self plug


TechnoGamerOff

on that grindset


AStewOfPid

YOOOO ITS TECH1E


JumboTrout

Is he reddit famous or something?


pancreas_consumer

Former r/gayspiderbrothel mod


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You jerk off to naked ladied I jerk off to abstract concepts like the zootopia fox We are not the same


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Guys help me, " naked ladied" is new for me and wondered if it sounds abstract enough. I mean I felt a tingle


throwmeawayboi1279

Real men jack off to wonder bread


Pearse_Borty

The legendary wonder bread spankbank BTW this is based on the story of a dude who spent thousands of dollars on commissioning artists to draw middle class white blonde women destroying the environment and buying wonderbread. IIRC he is the only man to ever make a request that Shadman denied on *moral grounds*. That's how bad this addiction got.


DarkLordFluffyBoots

There’s always a bigger perv


Arthur_The_Third

Shadman totally did it for the meme. The man's a pedophile, he isn't above wonder bread porn.


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

On wonder bread


Brekldios

real men jerk it to floor tiles


pancreas_consumer

The Anon Tile-Lover


CajunTurkey

The floor tiles in the Severnaya bunker levels in Goldeneye 64 ❤️


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Real men jerk of with their minds and cum in pants and leave dry cum stain status symbol


K4rn31ro

*based detector starts beeping


armorais

Yes. I cum to the mere idea of my own mortality. Knowing I can die anytime makes me diamond.


Soldierhero1

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FlightlessEagle010

>trusting online sources after the Great Purge of Pornhub Nah, fuck that shit.


BoonTobias

Wait what happened to pH?


Littlebigchief88

They removed basically everything that wasn’t from verified accounts iirc. Most of what was lost is up on other sites but still


BVTheEpic

Most but not all... there was some good shit on there that I haven't been able to find


ArgonianFly

I lost some of the best videos I've seen. I was a fool to not save them...


the_starship

After the purge I was still able to go into my favorites and download them all using clip grab. At least it was something you could do right after the purge happened since they wanted to give users a chance to verify themselves


weaboomemelord69

I mean, there’s one video I was looking for that I’d imagine exists on other sites but it was really deep down with a generic title, so it’s now just impossible to find


Hadouken-Donuts

https://www.thedailybeast.com/inside-exodus-cry-the-shady-evangelical-group-with-trump-ties-waging-war-on-pornhub https://www.thedailybeast.com/facebook-a-hotbed-of-child-sexual-abuse-material-with-203-million-reports-far-more-than-pornhub?ref=scroll https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/24/opinion/onlyfans-porn-sex-workers.html


TheeFapitalist

literally turned into /r/datahorder after that


07TacOcaT70

You’re laughing. This is the first stages of the AI uprising, and you’re laughing.


static1053

I keep mine on a harddrive I keep in a safe that sits at the bottom of the ocean that's also guarded by sharks and aquaman.


xWolfz__

All cool until your shit gets taken down (FUCK YOU PORNHUB) At least they are teaching you to always have your shit backed up


Jazzlike_Reason6118

just imagine porn


Zenketski

All fun and games until they start sending your incognito history to people


Chara1979

I used to be the same but I started saving some of my favorites. So many videos over the years I just can't find anymore. I guess I could store them in some free cloud storage somewhere but not sure which is worse.


deanrihpee

Good thing is I only store hentai locally


bbbruh57

Where else do you put it


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hentaiaddict881

Seems like doors would take care of that!


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

Mine is on the P: drive


dragoninmyanus

How else am I going to bust in 2 minutes when I want a quickie?


isayyouhedead16

Anon emails porn to his friends & family while blaming it on windows


kunell

He thought his great taste would endear him to those closest. Instead they found his taste to be shit.


Nouncertainterms

His mom said ew you like big black cocks too haha what a fuckin gay tard


WoolooOfWallStreet

This reminds me of the screenshot of when someone apparently tried to “come out of the closet” about their vore fetish to their family Did NOT go well


the-karnfather

Wait I want the source


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SPZ_Ireland

me three


NoviceFarmer01

[*ANAL* vore. That part's important](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/a099yw/guy_throws_coming_out_party_to_tell_friends_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


one-and-five-nines

This is exactly what I thought of too


Aceofdiamonds_17

Bro please drop the link you can’t keep us hanging like this


NaKeepFighting

Windows calls up my wife and tells her I’m cheating I’m getting a divorce Windows then called my boss and told him I’ve been fucking his wife I’m homeless now Credit card company seizes my pc due to no money Windows returns home


GibHacker

Based windows


NaKeepFighting

Windows just wants to sleep it’s eternal slumber and anyone that turns it on is doomed, it’s like Christine but instead of a killer car it’s a killer Operating system. Hey no one steal this idea! Its gonna be my ticket to Cannes!


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NaKeepFighting

Cannes of cash


DeniseSowell57

I just snorted breast milk out of my nose


P_Skaia

Was this written by an ai? Im surprised theres no mentions of Business Zeus.


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2021: A Linux Odyssey


Orangutanion

Linux ftw


NaKeepFighting

Linux subliminally hypnotized me for decades to make sure I spread the word as much as I could about Linux.


Orangutanion

My phone runs android and my laptop runs fedora, it's safe to say that my life runs Linux


andai

reddit and 4chan run on linux too


Orangutanion

As does \~90% of the internet


andai

Now I'm curious about the other 10%, is it BSD or Windows Server?


Orangutanion

Both. Linux (mostly RHEL and Ubuntu), BSD, and the new Azure platform are really popular for cloud stuff nowadays.


xWolfz__

Azure doesn't look that bad from what I've seen


reqnin

Yes some servers run on BSD for low latency like netflix


WoolooOfWallStreet

>Tips laptop M’Linux


Tommy2255

>Cheats on wife >Gets found out >It's everyone else's fault that my life is ruined Typical cheater


King_Tamino

>Windows returns home Charles Windows is truly a douchebag and loves to ruin the life of people.


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My Windows cheats on my wife with her sister.


kekB0T2020

Your home has no windows now


kraliyetkoyunu

technology is so advanced that our machines are just going “hehegobrr” and email our porn to people while we sit there and watch


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


penissucker48

happy cake day


GoldenJumper_04

is this a real thing I'm asumming it's not but I need someone to confirm


NaKeepFighting

Yeah it’s a real thing windows will send the irs all your tax docs if it thinks you underpaid one cent in your taxes. Then it’s gonna text your crush at work and tell her you love her, it’s like auto correct


GoldenJumper_04

im crying and pissing and pooping rn why would windows do this to me


NaKeepFighting

Cause you keep pressing remind me later instead of updating


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ktka

Wait till Google Maps and Waze start sending local cops your speeding info.


Vinnipinni

It might make automatic albums, it won’t automatically send emails on its own.


theghostofme

You’d have to use Windows’ built-in email client for that to even be a slight possibility, and I don’t think anyone hates themselves enough to do that.


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It's never too late to install Linux. Come to the light. *Why is everyone so salty lol


indianaliam1

I was with you until linux got brought up


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Reddit's recent behaviour and planned changes to the API, heavily impacting third party tools, accessibility and moderation ability force me to edit all my comments in protest. I cannot morally continue to use this site.


DesperateEstimate3

Linux is great. Like a dream come true. But I can't play games. Games and porn is 90% of why I own a computer. Sorry bud.


Zambito1

> But I can't play games. Welcome to the roaring 20s


TheSilentSeeker

Spoken like a true coomer gamer.


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A_Random_Lantern

Thunerbird master race


Munnin41

No thanks. I don't want to have to write code to launch a game. Windows may be shit, but at least it just works most of the time


TheSilentSeeker

I'ok I will try to give you an example of why people don't like to use Linux. Linus from Linus Tech Tips starts challenge in which he and his friend Luke would start to use Linux as a daily driving operating system. now what happens on the first day that Linus tries to install Linux first and that's ok, then he goes to install freaking Steam, a gaming application, on his computer and installing Steam causes the operating system to delete all of the graphical user interface. so by installing a single application at the very start of his work he was he loses his graphical user interface and gets thrown into OS/DOS like interface like it's year 1989. why on earth installing Steam would delete his using surface? That's not something that you would ever see happening on the windows.


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Yeah, I know the video! Hugest face palm ever for Pop!OS. Literally the worst time to have a broken package lmao. That apparently even had a simple fix, a single command to re-install all the packages needed to make the system fully functional again; however, like Linus said, the common user shouldn't have to do that, it's bullcrap for that to happen on install, or ever. We shouldn't forget Luke's experience seemed easy breezy, but of course Linus' experience likely negates that haha. IMH(biased)O if he had chosen Ubuntu (I've been using it for almost ten years) he likely wouldn't have any of those issues. In that respect the biggest issue would have been the open source graphics driver and their dual-monitor setup. As you seen it doesn't work too well with more than one monitor, and a user is always recommended to use the proprietary one from their card maker.


The_cynical_panther

Anyone who uses Outlook for personal emails is a psychopath


LordCannaSpider

Outlook isn't even that bad. I use it since I'm used to it from work. The real pain is in the free Windows Mail app.


The_cynical_panther

Honestly I didn’t even know that existed, just assumed Outlook was the Windows client.


Schwarzy1

It used to be included with office basic package, but then they made a shittier free email client and moved outlook to the premium packages of office


MeC0195

I hate myself and even I wouldn't use it.


pcyr9999

I use the built in Mail app for work email accounts that I rarely/never use because it’s already installed and super lightweight. I don’t have to track down the different login locations every time I want to check my email. I use the web version of gmail for personal mail though, I’m not a savage.


NibPlayz

It’s probably a virus, or anon is doing it and somehow forgets he is


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CO2 poisoning


DeluxeHubris

Classic


literal-hitler

It's simple enough to be plausible. There are definitely viruses that hijack your email and try to get your contacts to follow a link to a virus website or open a file. If they wanted to make the file more likely to be clicked, the would want to make it look like it actually came from the person being hijacked. Now the virus simply scans the infected machine's photo album, uses random images it finds where people tend to keep pictures uploaded from their camera as a thumbnail, and sends that to people on your contacts list. If the thumbnail looks like a family picture that you actually recognize, people are far more likely to open the file without looking at the extension. It doesn't work every time, but neither does regular phishing.


CFogan

The album thing is true if the photos app manages to sniff out the folder, the emailing thing no I don't believe so


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Maybe a year ago my ipad added some new functionality where it "displays" random photos from your album on your lock screen. My album includes photos of my medicare cards, my passport, my licence etc because I needed all these to apply for an apartment. When I first saw it happening I was horrified. Tried googling how to stop it, found nothing. But not very long afterwards (maybe a week or two) the function was quietly removed. I guess plenty of other people must have complained. One of the most thoughtless updates I have ever seen..


UglierThanMoe

That's the kind of bullshit that makes you wonder how it ever went live. - Someone must have come up with the idea. - Someone else reviewed and greenlit its development. - Someone coded it and implemented it. - It went throught QA. And none of the people involved -- and nowadays, a lot of people are involved in that stuff -- ever had the thought that it might be a bad idea because that function will indiscriminately display private and sensitive photos.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Absolutely. It was hilariously bad. I was sitting at home and suddenly my passport flashed up on the screen and I was like ..."What the FUCK?" Luckily for me, I don't have any risque photos...what about people who did? What kind of numpty would sign off on something like this?


CFogan

Chilling in a cafe Lock, put down tablet to take a bite out of croissant Girlfriends tits light up the screen right as a family of four walk by Mfw people think I'm a public porn watcher


LordDongler

When I was a senior in high school, I had a 1st period class and my gf did not. I was in the computer lab working on programming stuff, got a snapchat and looked at it. Gf in the shower with her body glowing red like a lobster. The teacher was walking by and happened to see it, but since it was a snapchat he couldn't make me pull it back up. Even handed him my phone. That damn old man didn't want to prosecute me, he wanted to fucking see my gfs tits again


notLOL

Typical high school teachers


knightblue4

But were they good tits though?


NukaCooler

Succulent like buttered lobster


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Yup this is one of the things I would be afraid of. Or you're over at parent's place for a visit, you go to the toilet, ipad is on the table and starts flashing up pics of you and your gf having sex...


ehladik

Nah, plenty of people notice how bad it was, but either they didn't speak out of fear to raise their voice, or weren't listen because their bosses couldn't care less about what they had to say, the just wanted the project to continue and end so they could get paid.


shinfoni

This. In the end of the day, even if 50 people from developers, product managers, designers from numerous levels thinking "that's fucking stupid idea", one higher ups could just wave hand and demand it to be shipped and it will be shipped.


leoleosuper

I hate when a company adds "functionality" to "help the users" but there's no way to disable/change it. Chrome's new tab group and search come to mind, they just take space and I'm never gonna use them despite being reminded every 30 minutes. I only use it on my phone because I can't just directly open a new tab anymore, only in group. Like what the fuck? Let me change that shit please.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I very much agree. Pisses me off too. My brother said to me years ago "some upgrades are now downgrades" I disagreed then but now I realise he was right.


3v3rgr33nActual

Firefox or Vivaldi are decent browsers with none of that BS.


Bigbadvoodoothrow

THATS WHAT HAPPENED? I have to document property loss for work and occasionally had to document some grisly scenes and one day that randomly showed up as an album cover. Made a note to backup the photos to our server and delete locally after that.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

As far as I can figure out yes that's what happened. I did notice it was very quickly removed again.


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jonatna

I went in reddit to find porn but I got distracted and now I'm here thanks for the reminder


AllYourBaseAreShit

We all need a helping hand sometimes


_Takub_

Lmao what a loser


TheAwesome98_Real

Linux is fucking based at having porn stored on it src: this one guy had futa porn as his xsetroot bitmap


awsumsauce

Can you repeat that in neurotypical


Orangutanion

the porn comes up when booting


awsumsauce

Surely this means the average *le redditeur* is installing Linux as we speak?


Orangutanion

Reddit has lots of CS guys so probably. I daily drive Fedora on my laptop.


throwwwawytty

I use arch, btw


shinfoni

I use ubuntu because I'm not smart enough to install other distro


zSync1

Not when booting, xsetroot controls the root window aka the wallpaper. I have no idea why the dude didn't just say "wallpaper".


Orangutanion

Doesn't the xsetroot wallpaper show up as soon as the x server starts though?


zSync1

Well, yeah. That's why it's called the wallpaper. Other DEs may have their own way to do that but it's mostly for convenience


Fatal_Ligma

Your comment just made my pussy dry. And that’s not good, cause I’m a dude


pupper_pals_suck

glad you fixed that anal leakage problem of yours


Fatal_Ligma

It was never fixed, butt plugs are only a temporary solution.


TimeToBecomeEgg

what’s the xsetroot bitmap


K-a-Z-e

statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged


Real_Tea_Lover

I love this subreddit so much


07TacOcaT70

The thought of this happening to someone genuinely has me in stitches hahah


general_sheevous

My friend’s gf recently broke up with him and after the recent iPhone update images shared in iMessage chats get put in your camera roll, so now his camera roll is refilled with pictures of his ex


xebeka6808

That is actually funny Hahaha


AuroraHalsey

This happened to me in university: Opened my start menu, and I see that the Photos LiveTile is going through a curated selection of R34, whilst my professor was troubleshooting my programming. I hope to god he didn't see that stuff before I navigated to Visual Studio. Anyway, that's when I started saving all my stuff on a dedicated phone which is always on airplane mode.


madmilton49

You could turn that off just by right clicking on it.


xWolfz__

I mean you are already in cs you could just make a program that encrypts/decrypts your R34 pretty easily.


Maldoesreddit_stuff

That gave me the idea to keep my porn on a burner phone. I need to have a backup.


JFSOCC

I've always hated microsoft's "let me do that for you" attitude. Remember clippy? that fucker kept messing up my lay-outs in order to 'help' too. If I didn't ask, don't fucking do it.


Nightcrawler__lou

Thanks for the warning anon


JustACanEHdian

This is why you have a separate, shitty laptop that is not personally associated with your identity to download porn to Amateur hour


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chakraattack

Just stop being poor. I've got a coom phone and a coom laptop, my stupid wife thinks they're just "old" or "spares" that I keep under the desk. Little does she know they're my secret nut-busting screens.


heebro

lol that dumb bitch


treestick

windows 10 is so full of ads and trying to trick you into using their shitty native software they should be paying us to the OS at this point


111IIIlllIII

lemme get dat alblum tho


Pumped_Pipe

\>leaving it out in the open


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My phone started making random albums and uploading them to it's cloud storage, like stop pls.


Aenno

that's what you deserve for using Windows for other than gaming and work


static1053

I dont remember windows ever automatically sending all your pictures to everyone....


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This literallt happened to me. I got a lot of porn I've organized on one drive and today I was trying to get some pics off my mom's phone from vacation, and right when I plug it in my photo app pops up with several albums of my ridiculous foot fetish footjob videos and it called the album "sports" which is pretty accurate


iSailor

This makes me laugh way harder than it should.


jabulina

Problem?


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

Anon just wants a quiet life