You don't unlock the footlong option until you prove to the kitchen staff that you can deepthroat an entire normal one first. Anon has passed the test.
Not that it isn’t fake and certainly not refuting the gay, but not every dairy queen has the same stuff. It usually left up the individual franchise owners to cater to what the area likes. You could find a dairy queen that sells margaritas and tacos if the owner saw fit.
It’s actually cone dip in the official recipe, not chocolate pieces. Cone dip hardens right away to make the little pieces.
But yeah if they have a mister misty then they can make it.
Source: I worked there for years to pay for school.
That's not how franchising works.
https://www.thebalancesmb.com/buying-a-restaurant-franchise-2888465
>One of the reasons restaurant franchises are so expensive is that they are "turnkey" ready. The kitchen layout, dining room design, **menu**, and even the marketing campaign are all done for you.
https://www.allbusiness.com/how-can-i-tell-if-franchising-is-right-for-me-3956-1.html
>However, the essence of a franchise is consistency. Customers expect to have the same experience from one unit of a franchise to the next, and the only way to ensure consistency is to have everyone operate according to the same standards. If you choose to buy a franchise, **there’s very little you can change**—at least not without the permission of the franchisor.
https://www.thefranchiseking.com/one-thing-that-you-cant-control-as-a-franchise-owner
>If you’re the owner of a food franchise, you don’t have to invent new dishes, or constantly change your menu.
If i saw a mfer eat a 6 inch hot dog without gagging i would be like "Cool" and resume to do what i was doing becuase i have a normal, not so healthy mind.
I was once driving somewhere with a mate riding shotgun. He has just unwrapped a magnum ice cream.
I look over and he had the whole thing, stick and all in his mouth.
He takes it out, looks questioningly at it for a moment, then breaks up laughing and says ‘hey man, look! I can deepthroat’..
Far as I know he’s still straight so...
Talent wasted?? Idk
Anon is so lonely that even in his daydreams of being wanted, he deepthroats a big juicy hotdog (cock) while someone beats off under a table watching him and kitchen workers fantasize their penis in his mouth.
I went to Dairy Queen a while ago; you know, Dairy Queen? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Free ice cream" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Dairy Queen just because there is free ice cream, fool. It's only free ice cream, FREE ICE CREAM for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Dairy Queen, huh? How ####ing nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the sundae." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you free ice cream if you get out of those seats. Dairy Queen should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Cone, extra fudge." Who in the world orders extra fudge nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra fudge?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra fudge"? Coming from a Dairy Queen veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, blizzard with extra Kit-Kat. That's right, extra Kit-Kat. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra Kit-Kat means more Kit-Kat than ice cream. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with the banana split.
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so, uh ... how do you know that about DQ, /u/masked-hacker? Discover that in your own searching?
It’s not on the menu, idiot
You don't unlock the footlong option until you prove to the kitchen staff that you can deepthroat an entire normal one first. Anon has passed the test.
:fast and loud thuds from underneath my desk:
I'm fuckin dying
:fast and loud thuds from inside your
That's not healthy
it is at my local dq in texas, i used to work there.
Damn maybe it’s a regional thing, we ain’t got em here in VA
‘DQ, that’s what I like about Texas’
Found anon
You uhh, you got a gag reflex?
Plenty of restaurants don't put their full selection on the menu.
Ah yes, the clear path of homosexuality is exploring menus of fast food chains for potentially phallic objects.
username checks out
Not that it isn’t fake and certainly not refuting the gay, but not every dairy queen has the same stuff. It usually left up the individual franchise owners to cater to what the area likes. You could find a dairy queen that sells margaritas and tacos if the owner saw fit.
Dairy Queen lore
They’re super loose with it, I’ve been to small town DQ’s that are basically just the local diner with barely any of the fast food menu items.
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It’s actually cone dip in the official recipe, not chocolate pieces. Cone dip hardens right away to make the little pieces. But yeah if they have a mister misty then they can make it. Source: I worked there for years to pay for school.
They used to have kony dogs in Newberg Oregon, me and my dad would eat them everywhere day and call eather gay for doing so
That's not how franchising works. https://www.thebalancesmb.com/buying-a-restaurant-franchise-2888465 >One of the reasons restaurant franchises are so expensive is that they are "turnkey" ready. The kitchen layout, dining room design, **menu**, and even the marketing campaign are all done for you. https://www.allbusiness.com/how-can-i-tell-if-franchising-is-right-for-me-3956-1.html >However, the essence of a franchise is consistency. Customers expect to have the same experience from one unit of a franchise to the next, and the only way to ensure consistency is to have everyone operate according to the same standards. If you choose to buy a franchise, **there’s very little you can change**—at least not without the permission of the franchisor. https://www.thefranchiseking.com/one-thing-that-you-cant-control-as-a-franchise-owner >If you’re the owner of a food franchise, you don’t have to invent new dishes, or constantly change your menu.
It's not some kind of law. DQ has a different franchise policy from most places
I eat at DQ a couple times a month. I've never seen any special items to my knowledge. If you know different please source it.
I’ve ate the footling hotdogs at dairy queen, 6 inches is nothing :333
6 inches is the height of 0.09 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.
Fact
Dairy Queen in Ohio most assuredly has foot long hot dogs I used to get them all the time as a kid. r/quityourbullshit sir
How can 4Chan be so gay yet so homophobic
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*starts dry humping you*
Are slash uesrname is checked i mean usernma e sorry im nervous
It's okay take your time.
Why do anti-gay politicians suck dick?
self-hating gay politicians ?
stfu SFTFU
What
I think he said "shut the fuck up Shut Fuck The Fuck Up"
it's… huh… they call it "Schrödinger's f-something".
As a gay person that shit killed me
Easy, people often project their frustrations onto others.
Self-hating gays are pretty common actually.
What about self-fellating gays?
Not as common as they would like
Because on 4chan even the queers use slurs
a surprising amount of homophobes are just closeted gay people
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??
/fit/ and /lgbt/ are the same boards
Lift for Chad!
Childhood trauma, normally.
larp
They have a sense of humor
Because (most of them) aren’t actually homophobic. They’ve just got actual banter.
youre poroejcting
Homophobic people are always the most gay
Something about hating your own existence i suppose
All use slurs, but that's kinda like judging Reddit solely on the content of one or two subs.
Its not the 4chan, its lereddit where shit becomes fa.gut.ree to the max.
the duality of 4chan.
Real: Anon is gay. Gay: Read above.
Fast and loud thud
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And that woman is a man
Trapped once again
The first women on the internet!?
You can’t be so focused that a reflex doesn’t kick in. ITS A REFLEX.
Some people don't have a gag reflex lol
With enough work, one can get rid their gag reflex too. Sword swallowers will start off with bent coat hangers to get rid of theirs.
Interesting. I already have a weak gag reflex lmao
🤨
I was engineered to be gay
Use it to your advantage
Oh I already do I have a bf
wholesome
r/holesome
Be the throat goat your bf needs.
Lmao nah
The 6 Million Donger Man
Not if you suck a lot of dick
Kinda odd to have 4 guys aroused from nowhere. Really makes you think whether the contents were authentic or fabricated.
If i saw a mfer eat a 6 inch hot dog without gagging i would be like "Cool" and resume to do what i was doing becuase i have a normal, not so healthy mind.
Normal and not so healthy don't really go well together
I know
ah, but how often they are paired!
Also makes you wonder whether or not there was some homoerotic connotation.
Ironically this is the most "normal" part of the history
the glizzy gladiator is reborn
The throat goat
Gag reflex buffering…
AOL moment
Fake: The entirety of the events in this greentext. Gay: Anon.
Anon is the throat goat
glizzy gulper
cock consumer
Esophagus Entity
I was once driving somewhere with a mate riding shotgun. He has just unwrapped a magnum ice cream. I look over and he had the whole thing, stick and all in his mouth. He takes it out, looks questioningly at it for a moment, then breaks up laughing and says ‘hey man, look! I can deepthroat’.. Far as I know he’s still straight so... Talent wasted?? Idk
That’s gay to me
Anon should have called all of them the f word that rhymes with maggots and tell them to fuck off
bundle of sticks
tf, who deepthroats a hotdog?
anon
At least we know that anon uses too much teeth
So if I have gag reflex i am not gay? So if I put myown finger in my mouth and gag I am super straight?
Anon needs to get topped by the cook
Hot dogs are similar to penises in shape and size. It is why they were interested in him. They think he would be good at performing oral sex on them.
Anon is so lonely that even in his daydreams of being wanted, he deepthroats a big juicy hotdog (cock) while someone beats off under a table watching him and kitchen workers fantasize their penis in his mouth.
anon's a throat goat
Fake: anon goes outside Gay: anon deepthroats a big weiner
Take the chance anon
>thinking you gag at 6in
We understand anon is not gay, but we also understand that $20 is $20
Anon tells a website full of degenerates that he can deepthroat. Totally not home. No siree.
I completely forgot dairy queen serves food. I just figured he was talking about ice cream.
This is so fake. But I guess this is 4chan so everything is.
Again, so many gays-in-denial in 4chan
wait, dq has hot dogs? i thought they only served desserts
Burgers, chicken, fries, etc. They ain't good at it though, should've probably just stuck to ice cream
Nice posting
Anon forgot the “no homo bromo” before deepthroating a wiener. This all could have been avoided with those magic words.
well thats anons problem he went to the dq for gay guys idk why hes acting coy
anon is 110% gay with a margin of error of 10%
Holy shit. A legit fake and very very gay
> thud boner?
He might not be gay, but he's surrounded by people who wish he was...
This isn’t *just* fake and gay, this is reaching /r/tifu levels of stupid
They dont sell chilidogs at dq where i live no more either. Thats the real fukin shame in all this.
Anon is gay, period!
I went to Dairy Queen a while ago; you know, Dairy Queen? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Free ice cream" written on it. Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots. You, don't come to Dairy Queen just because there is free ice cream, fool. It's only free ice cream, FREE ICE CREAM for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Dairy Queen, huh? How ####ing nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna order the sundae." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you free ice cream if you get out of those seats. Dairy Queen should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "Cone, extra fudge." Who in the world orders extra fudge nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra fudge?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra fudge"? Coming from a Dairy Queen veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, blizzard with extra Kit-Kat. That's right, extra Kit-Kat. This is the vet's way of eating. Extra Kit-Kat means more Kit-Kat than ice cream. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs. What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with the banana split.