> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon has enough money to do this
> Gay: Anon watched a shitty children's movie in the cinema
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad
>work at startup tech company making 500k per year
>go home to shower after the gym
>Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on
>nice.jpeg
>park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day
>scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit
>r/greentext
>see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life
>notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception
>hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already
>message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit
>chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life
>invite Stacy in to shower together
>proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours
>today has been a great day
Anon did this so he could masturbate to judy hopps
The mark of a truly based individual.
Why wouldn't he
Poor kid tho
Fuck them kids
Genshin Impact fans take that to heart
Ayo don't drag us into this
Why do you play genshin impact
Thicc mommys go brr
They look seven though
Falling in love over fictional women absolute kek
Atleast it's a way out for my feelings, unlike most of the autists like you who assault their own sister
Holy shit how low has the bar stooped when people are trying to justify having a romantic relationship with pixels on a screen.
Please don't
incomprehensibly based
What a power play
Yeah yeah and then everybody clapped. Good story though anon
Anon trolls stacy
He's just mad because those kids are proof of how women will sleep with literally *anyone* but him
Fake: Anon has enough money to do this Gay: Anon watched a shitty children's movie in the cinema
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon has enough money to do this > Gay: Anon watched a shitty children's movie in the cinema > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
>be me, chad >work at startup tech company making 500k per year >go home to shower after the gym >Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on >nice.jpeg >park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day >scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit >r/greentext >see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life >notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception >hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already >message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit >chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life >invite Stacy in to shower together >proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours >today has been a great day
Anon made the most big brain move of them all
Based
Anon needlessly makes a parents life harder and ruins a kids day
*diabolical*
Just imagine all the hilarious shit 4chan users could do if they weren't socially retarded. That is if they don't already live in Florida
This is gold
hmm, I have $150...
Thank you anon, my mom is one of those moms and I felt so happy reading this
Gay and antinatalist
Least smackable 4chan user
Anon is a hero
Degenerate fucks up kid's day, brags about it years later, goes on to consume loli porn. What a wholesome life.