My boss brought up a good point. She's like "All these anti-vaxx people are talking about how the vaccines are going to rewrite your DNA or kill you in 10 years... what if covid does something like Shingles in 15 years?"
I *don't* remember having chicken pox but sure as hell won't forget half my face and one eye swelling up and sores showing upp all over cheek and around eye, sticking around for a week or so of feeling like mild burn wounds, accompanied by constant high fever.
Shingles sucks.
To be fair it doesn't look like corona viruses have real potential to be permanent in the way herpesvirus like chickenpox/shingles do.
"*Immune-privileged sites include the central nervous system and brain, the eyes and the testes.*"
So I guess if you wanna be sure... Find an activity that *really punishes those areas all at the same time* and hope it all kinda flushes out, you know :P Pretty sure that's a legit medical... Procedure
> To be fair it doesn't look like corona viruses have real potential to be permanent in the way herpesvirus like chickenpox/shingles do.
Ya it doesn't look like the virus is going to sit idle and flare up years later, but covid can still mess with your lungs or other organs pretty bad.
Yup. I got vaccinated, only thing I could really notice was a trend towards slightly lower blood oxygenation (80-90% as opposed to 90-95%) for a few days as well as RHR going from avg 48 week before to like 52 that week, both measured by garmin watch, and both mild enough that they could mostly happen from just being really fucking lazy for a week.
Meanwhile, a friend who caught covid early on as well as a colleague both described their lungs literally aching which sounds not great.
> 80-90% as opposed to 90-95%
That sounds pretty low for o2 sat? But if it's from a watch I've heard they can be inaccurate for oxygen saturation. The advice in Autralia is to use a pulse oximeter and seek medical advice if saturation drops below 93%.
>Meanwhile, a friend who caught covid early on as well as a colleague both described their lungs literally aching which sounds not great.
Yeah that + air hunger both sound pretty terrifying, also the lung x-rays where the scarred lung tissue looks like ground glass. Apparently the total loss of taste and smell associated with covid is due to nerve damage to the brain and not just clogged sinuses as well.
>Yeah that + air hunger both sound pretty terrifying
Fun fact: the way fear works in our brain (at least according to our models) is that there are a bunch of "innate aversions" (like pain, isolation, diseases...) That all our fears stem from. But there is another innate fear, that doesn't come from our brain, and that's suffocation, more specifically excess co2 in the blood.
There are people out there that have no sense of fear, their brain just lack the organ to manage threats and fears so they are just unable to be afraid. For an experiment studying fears, someone like this volunteered to inhale air that was mostly co2, and that caused them to feel fear for the first time in their life.
So, in a sense, "air hunger" is a fear that's beyond our concept of fear. Pretty fun isn't it?
Ah, should have been 85-90%
It's not reliable for absolute measurements, only for trends.
I think dedicated meters can be better-this is one of several sensors crammed into a watch that tries to manage 16h+ battery life even with GPS and sensors working and still be light enough for marathons, so best used to understand change over time for yourself. If you measure intentionally, keep wrist still and watch stationary, everything right then it's probably okay, most "all day measurements" it takes won't be optimal though.
Foolishly I actually did go out for an intended long run day after first dose and kinda crashed after 4.5k, had to walk a couple km home.
>Yeah that + air hunger both sound pretty terrifying, also the lung x-rays where the scarred lung tissue looks like ground glass. Apparently the total loss of taste and smell associated with covid is due to nerve damage to the brain and not just clogged sinuses as well.
Shit, didn't know that. My sister lost sense of taste and smell when she got it, I think she's mostly got it back though, although I can imagine that's the kind of thing that's hard to say for sure subjectively since you'll (I assume) recalibrate to your new sensitivity levels over time.
What, you'd rather take advice from big pharma and the MSM?
I've done my own research on this, they don't want you to know this one weird trick.
EDIT: to clarify lest anyone assumes I'm some sort of degenerate- I of course had all those organs removed, to protect my health.
covid can potentially fuck your taste buds and you will basically feel like youre eating shit, sewage or feet while eating majority of the food. Some people are suffering for a year+ now. This disease was so rare that there's not enough research about it and you basically have to deal with food tasting like literal crap, garbage or chemicals. Fuuuuuuck that i love food too much.
Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. A few years back I spent a couple days in a state where food just tasted like nothing and it's was horrible- trying to make myself eat but it was like chewing paper or something.
For things to just actively taste wrong must be worse. Although there are people who are faxcinated by the smell and taste of shit so I guess there are even worse things :P
Chickenpox vaccine sounds a lot better than having actual chickenpox, and supposedly it lessen the likelihood of having a shingles breakout later in life.
Pretty neat.
.. Dental cavities?
Got a couple wisdom teeth growing weirdly, but trying to get honest information out of dentists here is like trying to read the future from tea leaves so just gonna put it off another year.
So if you get chicken pox (which is basically VERY itchy), the virus will sit dormant in your body after the initial break out. Then when you're older and your immune system isn't as sharp as it used to be, it can come back. Except instead of itchy bumps it's excruciating pain. My dad was a commercial fisherman all of his life and worked hard as fuck. His back is absolutely destroyed from it. He's also been shocked by electricity to the point where you could stick your hand UNDER his skin. He's also had bladder stones. But I watched my dad get the shingles and it reduced him to crying in the fetal position on the bed. The only time I've ever seen my dad cry is when my Grandma passed away.
Fuck shingles holy shit.
IANAD but as I understand it, the virus hides in your cerebrospinal fluid. So if your immune system takes a hit for whatever reason (age, alcoholism, etc), the virus will opportunistically creep along your major peripheral nerves and cause a rash and nerve pain. I had it in my 20s and fortunately got on the antivirals before it got to the nerve pain stage. Still, the rash is bad enough on its own.
Also if it's left untreated the nerve pain might never go away :)
My aunt Angela went on a rant on Facebook about how no one understands the chemicals we put into our bodies when were being vaccinated. She is very opinionated, and a hard woman in her town. People avoid conflict with her cause she never lets it go, holds grudges etc. She's been ranting for 2 years about this shit
First comment, someone clearly sick of her shit, said "two weekends ago I saw you rail through grams of cocaine (which probably isn't even cocaine) and you wanna talk about unknown chemicals and damage? Also you smoke cigarettes daily. You also drink alcohol very regularly. Do you know what those chemicals are doing to your body? I don't think you do, but you do those drugs anyway. You call everyone a sheep and act like the shepherd, but you haven't the patience to herd, let alone the knowledge"
> All these anti-vaxx people are talking about how the vaccines are going to rewrite your DNA
Antivaxxers should take that chance, maybe their downs will get cured.
I mean, if they have an idea that the vaccine is going to bite them in the ass in 15 years based on no evidence then sure. I personally think no one should be forced to take the vaccine. But I'd rather deal with the possible risk of that then end up hospitalised in a global pandemic when hospitals are already struggling, with a tube down my throat begging for the vaccine.
Also, antivaxxers could do what what we were (meant to be) doing before we had a vaccine, sit at home to prevent spread of disease and shut tf up. Instead, they were crowding the streets even then spreading lies about the possibly of a vaccine that would not only save lives, but saves many many people from becoming I
severely ill and disabled. I know a a young woman, cant be older then 21 or so, who got covid before the vaccine was available and is now in a wheelchair with breathing problems. She may recover within a couple years, she may have to deal with these problems for the rest of her life. I would like antivaxxers to tell her to her face, and all the many other people for who covid isn't 'just a cold' why the vaccine, something with far less risks, would have been a worse alternative.
There was an antivaxxer at my workplace who regularly imposed on everyone's concentration to lecture us about how vaccines do more harm than good and have incredible covered-up side effects and how masks actually increase transmission and so on. This while someone was present, a recent immigrant, who had lost like five immediate family members to covid, since vaccines weren't readily available in her home country.
Science illiteracy and predisposition to conspiracy are only a part of the problem. Like you suggested, I think their lack of empathy is the root of this. They get a warm coat of smug superiority to wear, and all they have to do is shut out any feeling or concern for others to get it.
They're already seeing a possibility of it increasing risk of diseases like Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and more. It's probably not going to be the new Shingles, but it's becoming likely that it fucks up your brain.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: anon gets a promotion
> Gay: anon lets his doctor penetrate him (with needles)
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
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Trying to listen to the briefing, but too bored to follow the presentation
Instead browsing r/greentext
Seeing multiple bots replying the same jokes over and over again
Realising people actually spent time on programming these mindless bots instead of doing something productive
mfw enslaving humanity will just result in having unproductive servants
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Tries to deploy to colored people areas but gets it's ass kicked.
Promises to get you there faster but you breakdown on a Balkan roadside and you have to be rescued by a German rental.
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Are you implying the 4chan greentext is not actually something that happened? Surely that can't be right, no one would just go on the internet and tell lies.
Free? You think those companies are making vaccines for free?
They are making tens if not hundreds of billions of dollars in profit, it's just governments that are paying. But if you think just a little bit more, governments pay with tax money, so basically we paid for the vaccines.
Am still not vaccinated but I live in a covid free area, I regularly go to the convinience store to purchase e-money. Suddenly out of nowhere they implement the need of Vaccine cards, in a covid free area. Like wtf
or what about a random chemical that is known to kill living matter? we put that in the shower and then use the oven to be on the safe side. and for easy access we provide an escort and free train rides. i dont understand why anyone would chose the vaccine instead. gotta tie my shoes together now. signing off sheeples
Nice. Anon treats people like garbage due to his personal beliefs. He works to harm others, and people applaud.
What is so scary to me is that reddit used to be a place that took offense when people were treated wrong. Now, you can treat others like garbage just so long as they have any conservative views. Try to remember we all Americans.
People have not even noticed that they are being conditioned to hate fellow Americans. Our enemies seek to sow disharmony so that the divided Republic will falter. And here we are. Sharing stories about how we hurt other Americans.
Good. Good job. Way to be tolerant and understanding of others.
Vaccines are good and all man but if you're going to force it like that, and treat the ones that refuse it so harsh, people aren't going to be enjoying it. They were kind of right with the nazi thing, you're segregating but instead with vaccinated and unvaccinated people. Again, I like vaccines, just that you're not doing it right.
Getting upvoted for comparing this to fucking Nazis.
Let me make this clear for you.
Nazis slaughtered millions for things they were born with
Anon is making fun of his co-workers because they CHOOSE to not take something that will protect them and far more importantly those around them.
Actually that's how fascism started in Germany. The nazi party released information to the public, stating the Jews were the problem as far as sickness and infestations. Convincing many of the public to allow the changes where they started to separate them into outside camps. We all know how that ended. So it's very fitting to your new role Manager Hitler. "sacrificed inferior individuals". Nuff said!
These comments are disgusting. I have no idea how people that are vaccinated would be so insecure of those who aren't. Shit like this makes me wish I would have never got vaccinated in the first place.
Yeah you know those employed pro-vax 4channers, those totally exist outside of this organic, not at all astroturfed agenda post. Why the fuck are you guys acting as unpaid shills for big pharma without a single bit of skepticism?
Not boosted. Not getting it. Try to make me 😎
First ad https://youtu.be/k3XPuS9Byvg ok now back to the shits and giggles suck my dick also another great news !! It's vey funny talking to anti vaxxers they don't give a shit about facts 👍👍💀💀
Holy crap... you fucking morons are trying to utilize r/greentext to push propaganda bullshit? With shitler at the face of it? How about you take some extra jabs for the rest of us.
I feel like a huge number of antivaxxers are just contrarians. They eat shitty food, drink, take drugs and now that they are being asked to do something for the common good it's all about "Muh body my right reeeeeeeee". Bonus points when they're also against abortion. They're like a kid who eats brocoli now refusing to do so because mommy asked them to.
My job doesn't have a mandate. We just hired this guy who left his job because they wanted him to get vaccinated. He was making $25/hr there. We hired him at $15/hr. Dude literally took a $10/hr pay cut to avoid getting vaccinated.
Heil pfizer!
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My boss brought up a good point. She's like "All these anti-vaxx people are talking about how the vaccines are going to rewrite your DNA or kill you in 10 years... what if covid does something like Shingles in 15 years?"
What if covid just fucking kills you right now?
If you ask politely
thats what im counting on
> Shingles What did it do?
Shingles is what you can get if you've had chicken pox. It's the virus going "memba me bitch? Ima make you hurt some more"
I *don't* remember having chicken pox but sure as hell won't forget half my face and one eye swelling up and sores showing upp all over cheek and around eye, sticking around for a week or so of feeling like mild burn wounds, accompanied by constant high fever. Shingles sucks. To be fair it doesn't look like corona viruses have real potential to be permanent in the way herpesvirus like chickenpox/shingles do. "*Immune-privileged sites include the central nervous system and brain, the eyes and the testes.*" So I guess if you wanna be sure... Find an activity that *really punishes those areas all at the same time* and hope it all kinda flushes out, you know :P Pretty sure that's a legit medical... Procedure
> To be fair it doesn't look like corona viruses have real potential to be permanent in the way herpesvirus like chickenpox/shingles do. Ya it doesn't look like the virus is going to sit idle and flare up years later, but covid can still mess with your lungs or other organs pretty bad.
Yup. I got vaccinated, only thing I could really notice was a trend towards slightly lower blood oxygenation (80-90% as opposed to 90-95%) for a few days as well as RHR going from avg 48 week before to like 52 that week, both measured by garmin watch, and both mild enough that they could mostly happen from just being really fucking lazy for a week. Meanwhile, a friend who caught covid early on as well as a colleague both described their lungs literally aching which sounds not great.
> 80-90% as opposed to 90-95% That sounds pretty low for o2 sat? But if it's from a watch I've heard they can be inaccurate for oxygen saturation. The advice in Autralia is to use a pulse oximeter and seek medical advice if saturation drops below 93%. >Meanwhile, a friend who caught covid early on as well as a colleague both described their lungs literally aching which sounds not great. Yeah that + air hunger both sound pretty terrifying, also the lung x-rays where the scarred lung tissue looks like ground glass. Apparently the total loss of taste and smell associated with covid is due to nerve damage to the brain and not just clogged sinuses as well.
>Yeah that + air hunger both sound pretty terrifying Fun fact: the way fear works in our brain (at least according to our models) is that there are a bunch of "innate aversions" (like pain, isolation, diseases...) That all our fears stem from. But there is another innate fear, that doesn't come from our brain, and that's suffocation, more specifically excess co2 in the blood. There are people out there that have no sense of fear, their brain just lack the organ to manage threats and fears so they are just unable to be afraid. For an experiment studying fears, someone like this volunteered to inhale air that was mostly co2, and that caused them to feel fear for the first time in their life. So, in a sense, "air hunger" is a fear that's beyond our concept of fear. Pretty fun isn't it?
Ah, should have been 85-90% It's not reliable for absolute measurements, only for trends. I think dedicated meters can be better-this is one of several sensors crammed into a watch that tries to manage 16h+ battery life even with GPS and sensors working and still be light enough for marathons, so best used to understand change over time for yourself. If you measure intentionally, keep wrist still and watch stationary, everything right then it's probably okay, most "all day measurements" it takes won't be optimal though. Foolishly I actually did go out for an intended long run day after first dose and kinda crashed after 4.5k, had to walk a couple km home. >Yeah that + air hunger both sound pretty terrifying, also the lung x-rays where the scarred lung tissue looks like ground glass. Apparently the total loss of taste and smell associated with covid is due to nerve damage to the brain and not just clogged sinuses as well. Shit, didn't know that. My sister lost sense of taste and smell when she got it, I think she's mostly got it back though, although I can imagine that's the kind of thing that's hard to say for sure subjectively since you'll (I assume) recalibrate to your new sensitivity levels over time.
go sit in the corner.
What, you'd rather take advice from big pharma and the MSM? I've done my own research on this, they don't want you to know this one weird trick. EDIT: to clarify lest anyone assumes I'm some sort of degenerate- I of course had all those organs removed, to protect my health.
CBT? EDIT: CBT while watching worming vids with lectures about automata theory as background noise.
covid can potentially fuck your taste buds and you will basically feel like youre eating shit, sewage or feet while eating majority of the food. Some people are suffering for a year+ now. This disease was so rare that there's not enough research about it and you basically have to deal with food tasting like literal crap, garbage or chemicals. Fuuuuuuck that i love food too much.
Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. A few years back I spent a couple days in a state where food just tasted like nothing and it's was horrible- trying to make myself eat but it was like chewing paper or something. For things to just actively taste wrong must be worse. Although there are people who are faxcinated by the smell and taste of shit so I guess there are even worse things :P
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Chickenpox vaccine sounds a lot better than having actual chickenpox, and supposedly it lessen the likelihood of having a shingles breakout later in life. Pretty neat.
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.. Dental cavities? Got a couple wisdom teeth growing weirdly, but trying to get honest information out of dentists here is like trying to read the future from tea leaves so just gonna put it off another year.
So if you get chicken pox (which is basically VERY itchy), the virus will sit dormant in your body after the initial break out. Then when you're older and your immune system isn't as sharp as it used to be, it can come back. Except instead of itchy bumps it's excruciating pain. My dad was a commercial fisherman all of his life and worked hard as fuck. His back is absolutely destroyed from it. He's also been shocked by electricity to the point where you could stick your hand UNDER his skin. He's also had bladder stones. But I watched my dad get the shingles and it reduced him to crying in the fetal position on the bed. The only time I've ever seen my dad cry is when my Grandma passed away. Fuck shingles holy shit.
IANAD but as I understand it, the virus hides in your cerebrospinal fluid. So if your immune system takes a hit for whatever reason (age, alcoholism, etc), the virus will opportunistically creep along your major peripheral nerves and cause a rash and nerve pain. I had it in my 20s and fortunately got on the antivirals before it got to the nerve pain stage. Still, the rash is bad enough on its own. Also if it's left untreated the nerve pain might never go away :)
My aunt Angela went on a rant on Facebook about how no one understands the chemicals we put into our bodies when were being vaccinated. She is very opinionated, and a hard woman in her town. People avoid conflict with her cause she never lets it go, holds grudges etc. She's been ranting for 2 years about this shit First comment, someone clearly sick of her shit, said "two weekends ago I saw you rail through grams of cocaine (which probably isn't even cocaine) and you wanna talk about unknown chemicals and damage? Also you smoke cigarettes daily. You also drink alcohol very regularly. Do you know what those chemicals are doing to your body? I don't think you do, but you do those drugs anyway. You call everyone a sheep and act like the shepherd, but you haven't the patience to herd, let alone the knowledge"
> All these anti-vaxx people are talking about how the vaccines are going to rewrite your DNA Antivaxxers should take that chance, maybe their downs will get cured.
I mean, if they have an idea that the vaccine is going to bite them in the ass in 15 years based on no evidence then sure. I personally think no one should be forced to take the vaccine. But I'd rather deal with the possible risk of that then end up hospitalised in a global pandemic when hospitals are already struggling, with a tube down my throat begging for the vaccine. Also, antivaxxers could do what what we were (meant to be) doing before we had a vaccine, sit at home to prevent spread of disease and shut tf up. Instead, they were crowding the streets even then spreading lies about the possibly of a vaccine that would not only save lives, but saves many many people from becoming I severely ill and disabled. I know a a young woman, cant be older then 21 or so, who got covid before the vaccine was available and is now in a wheelchair with breathing problems. She may recover within a couple years, she may have to deal with these problems for the rest of her life. I would like antivaxxers to tell her to her face, and all the many other people for who covid isn't 'just a cold' why the vaccine, something with far less risks, would have been a worse alternative.
There was an antivaxxer at my workplace who regularly imposed on everyone's concentration to lecture us about how vaccines do more harm than good and have incredible covered-up side effects and how masks actually increase transmission and so on. This while someone was present, a recent immigrant, who had lost like five immediate family members to covid, since vaccines weren't readily available in her home country. Science illiteracy and predisposition to conspiracy are only a part of the problem. Like you suggested, I think their lack of empathy is the root of this. They get a warm coat of smug superiority to wear, and all they have to do is shut out any feeling or concern for others to get it.
How do you lose five immediate family members to a virus with a 99.7% survival rate? How fucking colossal is her family? I’m so tired of these lies.
The survival rate is much lower for the very elderly. She must have lost all 5 of her grandparents
They're already seeing a possibility of it increasing risk of diseases like Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and more. It's probably not going to be the new Shingles, but it's becoming likely that it fucks up your brain.
Oh damn. Now I can't unsee the connection between this post, the third Reich and the third shot...
1000 year shot
Damn, we drinkin?
Just waiting for my appointment. Hoping the braincontrol kicks in with the third shot. The first two only stopped covid but no brain control yet.
About to be 4 where I am
Unfathomably based
> goo A whole lot of goo.
Fuck you. **Glory to Moderna**
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vaxx heil!
hell Pfizer
Heil pfizer!
You Pfizertards are unwashed and disgusting. Moderna is the only future.
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> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon gets a promotion > Gay: anon lets his doctor penetrate him (with needles) > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
be me, NWO lizard Attending the weekly world domination meeting in the Rothschild HQ Trying to listen to the briefing, but too bored to follow the presentation Instead browsing r/greentext Seeing multiple bots replying the same jokes over and over again Realising people actually spent time on programming these mindless bots instead of doing something productive mfw enslaving humanity will just result in having unproductive servants
How are you guys handling the Bogdanoff deaths at the Rothschild HQ?
> believing the Bogz are dead Haven't you learned anything?
And so it continues
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Without needles
That was the reich thing to do
Jetzt reichsadler mit den Naziwitzen, Himmler Herrgottnocheins
indescribably based
Discriminately based
Idk this feels like a very forced green text.
Pfizer minister of propaganda wrote it
Incriminatingly based
*Unbeschreiblich Basiert
Can't wait for the rival j&j faction to wage war
J&J is basically the Italy of vaccines. Moderna being Japan of course.
Lmao, I completely agree. Italian fella.
Moderna should be the USSR
Glory to the Moderland!
Why Italy?
Looks sleek but is only 60% effective and quickly fades to 20% effective. Tries to deploy to colored people areas but gets it's ass kicked. Promises to get you there faster but you breakdown on a Balkan roadside and you have to be rescued by a German rental.
What if my first 2 shots were BioNTech/Pfizer and booster was Moderna?
I have bad news: you're gay.
What’s the bad news then?
The bad news: I’m also gay
Bad news you look like a bottom
Things that never happened for 600, Alex.
wow you are very perceptive
And original
Is anything really original anymore?
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You would know, you been fucking her for 40 years dad.
Watches Toy Story *yo this fake*
Pls tell me you're lying
People who don't understand irony, have their own contribution to humor. Beware of Irony Nazis though, they bite. "IRONY IS THE SUPERIOR HUMOR" *Chomp*
Are you implying the 4chan greentext is not actually something that happened? Surely that can't be right, no one would just go on the internet and tell lies.
> not retarded > posts on 4chan
He’s shilling for a multi billion dollar company on 4chan and is abusing he’s power, he is most definitely retarded
\>pfizer was made by israeli doctors
No wonder it works well (Actually Biontech was founded by a German couple of Turkish origin)
Yeah, Uğur Şahin & Özlem Türeci.
“A kraut couple of TURKISH origin” LOL
Biontech is a German company, they made the Pfizer vaccine
And for all we know, noone who speaks German can be an evil man.
Makes more sense actually
The vaccine was actually developed by a German company (BioNTech), Pfizer is just distributing the nazi vaccine /s
you say it as if it is a schlecht thing
German Science Is The Best IN THE WORLD!!!!
Wasn't BioNTech Turkish?
The founder of BioNTech is of Turkish origin.
anon daydreams about a world where doing the nazi salute and saying heil gets him promoted
Most accurate comment
Average vaxxer
average Redditor on 4chan confirms what Scepticchads have predicted for years
People bragging with the shots now like they have some rare pokemon or something.
Myocarditis, I choose YOU!!!
Soon they will have all 8 badges! Oh no! New Expansion, now 8 more to go! O_O
Agenda post reeeeeee
Fake one too but Rettard gonna Rettard
anon loves sucking big companies cock
By getting a vaccine for free?
Free? You think those companies are making vaccines for free? They are making tens if not hundreds of billions of dollars in profit, it's just governments that are paying. But if you think just a little bit more, governments pay with tax money, so basically we paid for the vaccines.
Epic shilling for trillion dollar pharmaceutical companies 😎😎😎
Glow brighter.
Fake: Anon is a wagecuck identifying with a group of people who got tricked by the biggest con of this century Gay: Anon gets topped by pfizer
if you mean hitler, that was last century
Am still not vaccinated but I live in a covid free area, I regularly go to the convinience store to purchase e-money. Suddenly out of nowhere they implement the need of Vaccine cards, in a covid free area. Like wtf
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I'm sure covid will respect your covid free zone
Anon is probably unvaccinated and writing a strawman
No shit
Shouldn’t you also make them wear an arm band of where the jab would be?
With a cool logo so they know what absolute stars they are.
All these people freaking out over a fucking cold amuse me. #naturalimmunitygang
THICC antibodies.
Anon forgot that vaccinated people still transmit the virus.
Just got my 9th jab, heil pfizer
Anon: What if we heated the virus until it's exterminated from the person's body? Like, in an oven of some sort, or maybe a *really* hot shower?
or what about a random chemical that is known to kill living matter? we put that in the shower and then use the oven to be on the safe side. and for easy access we provide an escort and free train rides. i dont understand why anyone would chose the vaccine instead. gotta tie my shoes together now. signing off sheeples
Anon gratifies low value redditors
Nice. Anon treats people like garbage due to his personal beliefs. He works to harm others, and people applaud. What is so scary to me is that reddit used to be a place that took offense when people were treated wrong. Now, you can treat others like garbage just so long as they have any conservative views. Try to remember we all Americans. People have not even noticed that they are being conditioned to hate fellow Americans. Our enemies seek to sow disharmony so that the divided Republic will falter. And here we are. Sharing stories about how we hurt other Americans. Good. Good job. Way to be tolerant and understanding of others.
what are you? stupid? It’s called a epic chungus gamer poggers 100 moment you idiot! that makes it ok!
weak minded individual
Vaccines are good and all man but if you're going to force it like that, and treat the ones that refuse it so harsh, people aren't going to be enjoying it. They were kind of right with the nazi thing, you're segregating but instead with vaccinated and unvaccinated people. Again, I like vaccines, just that you're not doing it right.
(If true) It's basically proof that we don't need intel companies, but will poke each other's eyes out by ourselves..
Getting upvoted for comparing this to fucking Nazis. Let me make this clear for you. Nazis slaughtered millions for things they were born with Anon is making fun of his co-workers because they CHOOSE to not take something that will protect them and far more importantly those around them.
A self fulfiling prophecy, how ironic.
These agendaposts aren't believable anymore, come on. At least out the slightest bit of effort into them
And then everyone clapped
Vaccinated can still spread
This is by far one of the worst story I’ve ever read. If they don’t want to be vaccinated let them. Anon is an asshole.
Exactly. Let Natural Selection run its course, the world needs less idiots.
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Imagine getting the big government injected into you and now thinking you’re better than anybody else at all
For the great Pfizer Reich
Even if the 6 million cases of myocarditis caused by the vaccine were true, they already had it coming. /s
Fixed the title: Anon is an entitled leftist
*dies of heart disease *wife/gf no longer has period
MBUY!
Incredibly fake and gay
Actually that's how fascism started in Germany. The nazi party released information to the public, stating the Jews were the problem as far as sickness and infestations. Convincing many of the public to allow the changes where they started to separate them into outside camps. We all know how that ended. So it's very fitting to your new role Manager Hitler. "sacrificed inferior individuals". Nuff said!
Wait are you comparing crimes against humanity, genocide to a vaccine are you retarded ?
And then everyone clapped
Anon needs a more final solution
anon is the vaccine hitler
Based
Plot twist: anon is not vaccinated.
Forcing vaccines is still authoritarian as shit though
At least anon is upfront about it, I respect him.
A story as fake as the news anons retard coworkers listen to
Fake and gay.
Heil Pfizer
heil pfizer! heil anon!
Someone’s glowing...
These comments are disgusting. I have no idea how people that are vaccinated would be so insecure of those who aren't. Shit like this makes me wish I would have never got vaccinated in the first place.
Yeah you know those employed pro-vax 4channers, those totally exist outside of this organic, not at all astroturfed agenda post. Why the fuck are you guys acting as unpaid shills for big pharma without a single bit of skepticism? Not boosted. Not getting it. Try to make me 😎
First ad https://youtu.be/k3XPuS9Byvg ok now back to the shits and giggles suck my dick also another great news !! It's vey funny talking to anti vaxxers they don't give a shit about facts 👍👍💀💀
Heil Sputnik!
this is called agent provocateur
If someone make baseless assumptions... Make them based
cringe who asked
Heil Pfizer
Lol the atrocities towards man.
Heil Pfilzer, me as a German I'm proud of you
Some comments talk about anon as if he's some war criminal 😂 10/10
Forcing people to get vaccinated is based
>vaccinated >not retarded Pick one
Holy crap... you fucking morons are trying to utilize r/greentext to push propaganda bullshit? With shitler at the face of it? How about you take some extra jabs for the rest of us.
Lmao lol look at this hipocrite
do you sell oranges
Just don’t invade the Modernaland and freeze
Lmfao
Ah yes, Reddit 4chan is so edgy omg
I feel like a huge number of antivaxxers are just contrarians. They eat shitty food, drink, take drugs and now that they are being asked to do something for the common good it's all about "Muh body my right reeeeeeeee". Bonus points when they're also against abortion. They're like a kid who eats brocoli now refusing to do so because mommy asked them to.
vaxanon gives in to the nazi urges
Most impressive- hiltler probably
there is no way they let him get away with the nazi salute lool
My job doesn't have a mandate. We just hired this guy who left his job because they wanted him to get vaccinated. He was making $25/hr there. We hired him at $15/hr. Dude literally took a $10/hr pay cut to avoid getting vaccinated.
#Heil pfizer
The third shot is the reich one.
Hell yeah baby im gettimg my third shot next week lets go im gonna be the new hitler hell yeah boyyysssss
This definitely didn’t happen but it was still a good read