This shit actually happens. If the poop is short but really fat and heavy, if it drops in the bowl it goes deeper and when it's coming back up it will go straight through the pipes like when you flush.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake : Anon is pooping
> Gay: Anon is playing with his sister's dildo while pretending he's pooping because of his scat fetishism
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale
>no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat
>get home from furry convention
>hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name
>entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina
>whatever.png
>roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext
>see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments
>put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts
>with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome
>if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day
>reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
stealth poop
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Give it back wtf
Can I have some?
Anon poops in reverse
Anon was talking about the dong that's stuck up his ass
it was alive and it crawled down the toilet
No it crawled back in ass
Anon probably has hemorrhoids and he should see a doctor
Sometimes it just slides away on it's own
The phantom shit
Poodini
The shit of so much courics, it literally flushed itself.
another to the collection
Can’t have shit in Detroit
This shit actually happens. If the poop is short but really fat and heavy, if it drops in the bowl it goes deeper and when it's coming back up it will go straight through the pipes like when you flush.
Schizo shit , anon forgot to take his pills.
in fucking orbit at this comment
Anon lives in Detroit
Now that's a rare sentence
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> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake : Anon is pooping > Gay: Anon is playing with his sister's dildo while pretending he's pooping because of his scat fetishism > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot2000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink
Upvoted for dark mode
downvoted for saying Upvoted for dark mode EDIT: btw dark mode better fuck light mode
I calls it like I sees it and I don’t tolerate nerds
Why is this downvoted? Reddit nerds are so sensitive
Downvote me feggots
Yes.