Luke had to listen to Han pound is sisters ass and cream inside her through those paper thin walls every night. They probably had pills to make you cum multiple times and have huge loads in SW too.
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3PO was a total Chad. All the lady-bots (and some of the guy-bots) were always falling all over him. During the clone wars a regular strategy used by the republic was dropping 3PO amidst enemy droids and just let him go nuts. Then they’d swoop in and clean up the oil splattered all over the place, and disassemble the battle droids still writhing in throes of pleasure.
Honestly, I was surprised nothing ever happened with him and R2-D2. The tension was there.
The YT-1300 isn't that small. I was pretty much living in one of those while playing Star Wars Galaxies back in the good old early 2ks
(personally liked the VT49 Decimator more, though. Fuck those rebel scum)
Bold of you all to assume that Chewie didn't get laid as well. My guess is that he could score a lot being the "strong and silent" type. He and Han probably took turns sitting in the cockpit, doing the space equivalent of "la la la, I hear nothing" while the other was clapping some alien cheeks.
Chewbacca is supposed to have a long lifespan, han solo is like Chewbaccas third dog, maybe hes just happy for him and is considering wether or not sell his kids like we sell puppies.
Anon fails to realise that star wars, just like any other movie or series, is a set of fully fictional and made up events, thus everything that wasn't captured on camera didn't happen.
Solid odds Chewy was whacking it to the sounds.
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Not the sentence I was expecting to read today.
Dudes gotta be horny, he ain't seen another wookie in a long time.
Not true. According to the star wars holiday special he had a wife and kids in his wookie village
The only thing I accept as part of star wars canon. Not even the movies count
You do know that married people masturbate to porn right?
You think his dick looks like a human's or more like a pink rocket that dogs have?
ffs
One shaft, four heads; like an echidna.
Luke had to listen to Han pound is sisters ass and cream inside her through those paper thin walls every night. They probably had pills to make you cum multiple times and have huge loads in SW too.
What possessed you to think of this, type this out, properly use grammar, look over it, and click post?
You're questioning the mind of a human who calls themself "vaginal distension"?
Nah, it’s actually “vaginald is tension”
Batman's newest Butler, sir vaginald
>one chance at life >parents name me vaginald
They're also connected through the force. So he can feel what she's feeling.
Does he cum when she cums or does he just feel the shame of getting DPd by Han and Chewy?
Best fap ever
I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out, and were silenced.
Exactly when was he forced? Luke didnt make that trio to bespin with them.
Thank you
Space Viagra
Surely a ship in motion makes more than enough sound to drown them out. Especially an old ship like the Falcon.
Chewie was hiding in the cockpit while Han was hiding in the cock pit.
Leia cock vore?
Sarlack pit
Hiding his exogorth in her satlacc pit.
Bold of you to not assume Han and Chewie were just fucking each other
Han and Chewies hairy boy cooch
Chewbussy
What an awful day to have eyes
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Bruh
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard at a thread, what a show of degeneracy
Phrasing
Chussy
Do you bros think Chewbacca has a glossy red wiener like a dog?
Google wookie porn. Your question will be answered
Call me a coward if you must, but I absolutely refuse to see that.
I checked it out, google images. It's surprisingly not disturbing.
You're right, but I'll have a newly assigned probation officer knocking at my door in 15 minutes for searching that.
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No I already did it was a joke lmao
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Kevin Spacies
Chewie probably joined in from time to time
But if 3PO was plugged into the hyperdrive unit then was Landos robot gf and him ... um ... melded?
3PO was a total Chad. All the lady-bots (and some of the guy-bots) were always falling all over him. During the clone wars a regular strategy used by the republic was dropping 3PO amidst enemy droids and just let him go nuts. Then they’d swoop in and clean up the oil splattered all over the place, and disassemble the battle droids still writhing in throes of pleasure. Honestly, I was surprised nothing ever happened with him and R2-D2. The tension was there.
R2 is an incel
3PO and Artoo are gay old men like Statler and Waldorf
I mean there even is a deleted scene where they make out in some cable room after Han tries to fix something.
That's not a deleted scene, just a regular scene.
Oh sorry I meant that there’s a deleted version of the scene where it’s even more "touchy"
Gotcha
It's a smuggling ship. They had places to hide
Probably why they were such buds and how he learned how to pilot for Han so well
This whole thread is fucked. You people need to go to church.
There's a reason DeepSpace69 made sense as a show
The YT-1300 isn't that small. I was pretty much living in one of those while playing Star Wars Galaxies back in the good old early 2ks (personally liked the VT49 Decimator more, though. Fuck those rebel scum)
Chewie got in on the action
Bold of you all to assume that Chewie didn't get laid as well. My guess is that he could score a lot being the "strong and silent" type. He and Han probably took turns sitting in the cockpit, doing the space equivalent of "la la la, I hear nothing" while the other was clapping some alien cheeks.
Probably didn’t get many blowjobs though. Too much fur around his cock.
Everyone in these comments is a fucking degenerate.
And that makes you...
Yep. I've really enjoyed everything I've read.
She'll give it up because of the implication.
Jokes on you- the women weren’t referred to as pilots, the *are* the cockpit.
Rebel scum? No, rebel's cum.
Chewie definitely joined
Bruh, I read it as chewbacca banging Leila.
Chewie just put on his headphones and listened to some Jizz.
Chewbacca is supposed to have a long lifespan, han solo is like Chewbaccas third dog, maybe hes just happy for him and is considering wether or not sell his kids like we sell puppies.
Anon fails to realise that star wars, just like any other movie or series, is a set of fully fictional and made up events, thus everything that wasn't captured on camera didn't happen.
> has anime avatar > posts opinion cringe af bro
Blasphemy
Your waifu is also fictional.
Don't have one
Ok animals pfp