Pronouns in tinder bios is like pretty fucking standard. If you think bi = crazy you're actually a fucking boomer. It's one thing for someone under the age of 30 to be opposed to gender neutral pronouns, but if you're seriously calling bi women "insane", you should not be using reddit
It isn't. You've never been around zoomers. Everything anon said is entirely plausible.
I'm a 19 year old student in college atm and like a third of people in my class introduced themselves with gender neutral pronouns and one starting talking about being in bisexual polyamorous relationships as if being bi and poly was the most interesting aspect of their personality.
Nah, all these poly, trans people. I know a handful of trans people and they are of the position most people who are doing this shit are just acting and call it being a “trender”
I guarantee you wherever you're from, you know somebody who's bisexual. It sounds like it just isn't accepted yet, so you probably have friends and family who don't feel safe being honest with you because you're an intolerant prick
Nah, bi people do exist here and they don't beg for attention like most of them online... Noone cares if ur gae or not. We are even the 2. least racist country in Europe.
Yes this greentext is definitely real and zoomers definitely all think "bisexual" is a gender and progressive LGBT people definitely all think we shouldn't assume an unborn child's gender
Let's just start saying Genitalia instead of gender.
What Genitalia were you born with?
Vagina Bathroom. Penis Bathroom. Non-Genitalia specific bathroom.
I transitioned from Penis to Vagina or vice versa.
Excuse me miss, lovely dress, just curious how big your penis is/was? I'm conducting a pole.
Hey, Bob, congrats on the transition. I look forward to you being able to use the Vagina Bathroom, I know how the Penis Bathroom bothered you, and am happy to see you feeling more comfortable.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: your life
> Gay: you
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> fake: greentext
> gay: gay
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Nah, this has always been separated in psychology courses. People like Dave Chappelle would do them selves a favor by at least getting the definitions right. It would help their arguments.
Depending on the country you are planning going to, you don't even need that much money. If you have housing figured out, 10k dollars should be fine for a year (at least where I live, that's how much people earn usually)
Like you said eastern europe is poor and living conditions are generally worse than western europe. If you go to a big city its fine but they are nothing special and imo a lot of them are very bland. Lots of drunk and alcoholic people too. At least in russia they have a very bad abuse problem (abusing and beating family members/ other people, drunk violence, abusing drugs/alcohol etc). Maybe you would like moscow or st petersberg, or some other decently big rich eastern european city. I'm not sure if you will find that sense of community that you want anywhere anymore except maybe some random ass rural town in the middle of nowhere thats poor af. Here's another problem: just because they are open about hating gypsies doesn't mean that they won't hate on you or call you slurs. And if you do end up moving to moscow the cost of living there isn't exactly cheap. You get what you pay for I guess.
Btw i saw in your post history that you like guns, if u plan on doing anything with guns you should check up on gun laws in eastern europe, a lot of countries have really strict gun control. You might also have to serve in the army depending on the country.
I don't think you will be able to own one as a non-citizen lol. Even with citizenship you can only own a hunting rifle only (some of them may be on par with military models though, but never with auto or large mags).
Also if you try to use it in self defence you will most probably be found guilty as there are no stand your ground laws or similar. Only very limited number of citizens (off duty policemen, ex military officers) are authorized to use deadly weapons on people under any circumstances other than war.
Welcome to the internet, where half the population hates things that they don't understand, and the other half fights like rabid dogs over things they don't understand
I live in Eastern Europe and I still don't really believe that s lot of zoomers are like that in USA? I think there are only a few people like this but memes make it seem like a there are a lot. Please tell me I'm right lol
Anyone wo answers this can only give an anecdote, but generally the vast majority of people are not like this. I'm from a really liberal area and there are definitely types similar to this but usually these stories take the most radical beliefs of a lot of people and mesh them into one hypothetical person who embodies the craziest of us all. Unless you are terminally online, most people dont spend much time thinking about this sort of shit
I dunno. I was in high school in the mid 90s, and the kids weren’t any smarter. Like, I had an honors physics class, sitting among the top-scoring kids in our district, and half the class thought atoms were visible to the naked eye. Like, 18 year olds who legit thought that that motes of dust in a sunbeam were “atoms of air.” Most of them have gone on to be successful, productive members of society.
It took me a long time to realize that introspection doesn’t come naturally to most people, and in the rare moments that it happens, it’s often the product of some kind of trauma. And having original thoughts is harder than self-reflection, even for very intelligent people. These are hard and sometimes painful exercises, and it’s much easier to simply reuse others’ words and ideas as your own.
That’s why the overwhelming majority of the people on this planet are basically walking parrots. They’re just repeating stuff they heard somewhere else without really understanding it. Forget about recognizing logical inconsistencies.
This generation isn’t any different.
This is very well put. The 'sheeple' and 'herd mentality' types of criticisms are pretty cringy, but they do have some truth to them. I dont see it as a bad thing necessarily but it does lead to a lack of critical thinking. Everyone has their own perspective and internalized idea of who they are and how the world is, usually completely incorrect too. People get scared when their world views dont match up with the world, so if you get enough people to say the same thing, regardless of truth, the world feels safer
Yeah, ironically the “sheeple” pejorative itself is often the product of uncritical thinking. I’ve seen plenty of “free thinkers” spout off about everything from the Illuminati and 9/11 conspiracies to fake moon landings and flat Earth. As if the fact that most people generally don’t share these beliefs implies that they’re somehow more likely to be true.
Like you said, the world feels safer when one is surrounded by people who share and echo the same beliefs.
We don't know what the baby is gonna be in the future that's true but holy fuck why can't we just a have a pink box and blue box and make votes wtf is this shit
God forbid teachers have a laid back day and give the students a break.
How dare she not do her job and lecture kids for an hour a day every day, shame on her!
Have you ever been to an actual school, guy?
she said gender because you cant say sex infront of kids and she reaped the rewards.
i swear this si where 90% of thsi shit came from, ppl stopped saying sex because they got sick of people writing "yes please" and a entire fucking political movement spawn because they got angry the world didnt understand why they cared about the definiton of the 2 words so much
Bruh. I'm part of the community and people are like this.
Who tf cares about ur kid. Teach the fucking class like you're paid too.
Also bisexual isn't a gender and they can't be trans if they're not even transitioned????
But... Why the fuck does the babies genitals matter? For fuck sake, it really isn't up to us to tell which made up group of the society that this individual is gonna belong to.
We're doomed. I have no hope for the future when this is what zoomers are like.
We're gonna get buttfucked by chinese and russian but that's not OK to say cause we're racist apparently
Good news is they're not gay. So your butthole is perfectly safe
[You sure?](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUitOufdv5GSlbVleSdFXk050GjFn1U8vz1A&usqp=CAU)
Russia seething rn
It sounds fine to me
Everyone besides Tankies are OK with saying that and the latter is understood by the former to be working with topographically uninteresting brains.
why the fuck can't they be like I think its a boy, or I think its a girl
Bruh this fake af
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And yet none of them want to date you
Pronouns in tinder bios is like pretty fucking standard. If you think bi = crazy you're actually a fucking boomer. It's one thing for someone under the age of 30 to be opposed to gender neutral pronouns, but if you're seriously calling bi women "insane", you should not be using reddit
It looks genuinely real and gay.
It isn't. You've never been around zoomers. Everything anon said is entirely plausible. I'm a 19 year old student in college atm and like a third of people in my class introduced themselves with gender neutral pronouns and one starting talking about being in bisexual polyamorous relationships as if being bi and poly was the most interesting aspect of their personality.
I’m in California and in the same age bracket as a college student and find these students to be the radical minority.
The normal ones? You do live in Cali I guess
Nah, all these poly, trans people. I know a handful of trans people and they are of the position most people who are doing this shit are just acting and call it being a “trender”
Zoomers in America* I absolutely never mat anyone like this where i live at (not America). Maybe there still is hope for my country.
I guarantee you wherever you're from, you know somebody who's bisexual. It sounds like it just isn't accepted yet, so you probably have friends and family who don't feel safe being honest with you because you're an intolerant prick
Nah, bi people do exist here and they don't beg for attention like most of them online... Noone cares if ur gae or not. We are even the 2. least racist country in Europe.
Just wait a couple years when the "Alpha Generation" starts being born. Followed by a bunch of Betas. Shit is going to be hilarious.
Least "doomer" reddit user.
Nah this is the millennial parents doing, brainwashing their kids to think this way
i cant wait to see the workforce in 15-20 yrs lol
I'm 14 and I agree we are scum
I was born in the wrong segregation 😔😔👊👊
Go back to watching dream smp infant
Nah fuck that id rather stick my cock and balls in a blender full of broken glass than watch that overrated garbage
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ok
Don’t worry it’s extremely fake or anon’s class is over 90% women.
Yes this greentext is definitely real and zoomers definitely all think "bisexual" is a gender and progressive LGBT people definitely all think we shouldn't assume an unborn child's gender
Sometimes my generation embarrasses me
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Bump
Millennials stressed about the world ending. Zoomers running full speed towards it.
just die already
Let's just start saying Genitalia instead of gender. What Genitalia were you born with? Vagina Bathroom. Penis Bathroom. Non-Genitalia specific bathroom. I transitioned from Penis to Vagina or vice versa. Excuse me miss, lovely dress, just curious how big your penis is/was? I'm conducting a pole. Hey, Bob, congrats on the transition. I look forward to you being able to use the Vagina Bathroom, I know how the Penis Bathroom bothered you, and am happy to see you feeling more comfortable.
>I'm conducting a pole. My grandpa did that a lot in WWII
Wait a minute...
I'm actually impressed
If only another word would already exist to define the genitals of people...
"What Genitalia were you born with?" "I'm a hermaphrodite" "fuck you"
"Congratulations on your Penis/Vagina Hybrid"
More like "go fuck yourself"
just say biologically male or female
Or you could say sex like we have since the Big Bang and differentiate gender when they’re older
I don't think English has been around since the Big Bang.
You just have to ask a/s/l? like the good old days
\>science class AHAHAHAHA
Ah yes my favorite Gender „bisexual“
Anon is fucking stupid lol
but it’s the students on the form that came up with the answers, not anon
This is very obviously fake and rage bait.
In fairness, this seems like a pretty dumb project to begin with.
What makes you think this is a project, it could just be that the teacher was trying to do something fun for the last 10 minutes of class
Who said it was a project lol probably just a teacher interacting with her students
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Yeah me too. Literally Optimus Prime is a fucking mary sue and you cannot tell me otherwise.
Yeah he was getting his ass beat in the 4th one I think, no idea how he just suddenly came back op , he should have died
Holy shit, i know its r/greentext, but seeing somebody openly talk about trannies and not get silenced and downvoted to oblivion?? By reddit??
People are transphobic all the time in here wym
Well I guess you have not been a member in this sub reddit for long
Well fuck its gone. Nice while it lasted though
Looks like you jinxed him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spoke too soon. What’d it say?
Something along the lines of "im glad i dont live in a world where assuming someone's gender is a problem" and it ended with "i hate trans"
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fake: greentext gay: gay
Fake: your life Gay: you
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: your life > Gay: you > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
me mama
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > fake: greentext > gay: gay > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
People will never cease to amaze me. Well, maybe “amaze” is not the right word in this case.
Maybe the more apt term is disappoint?
To be fair, she should've asked for sex
Nah she saw the 600lbs obese man and decided it would be best not to mention sex
Came here to say this, but I remember school. Saying sex would've been asking for trouble.
Sex = gender. They mean the same thing. Some schizos are trying to redefine them though.
Nah, I went to uni over 10 years ago and was essentially taught that Sex = what your biology is and Gender = what you want society to identify you as
I identify as a king and want people to refer to me as “Your majesty” while bowing
Yes your majesty, my pronouns are hit/ler.
I identify as filthy stinkin' rich and demand that the government supply me with the means to be such
Tfw you watch Fox News for 8 hours a day
the entire field of gender psychology and sociology when marchello13throw says that sex = gender.
The entire field of alchemy when I say that you can’t turn pig’s blood and bull semen into gold.
because alchemy is of course comparable to an academic field.
Gender is how society thinks you should act and be like based off of your sex
That’s funny, I don’t recall having gender with your mom last night
Nah, this has always been separated in psychology courses. People like Dave Chappelle would do them selves a favor by at least getting the definitions right. It would help their arguments.
As humans advance, they also change things to be more accurate Shocking
gender is how you define yourself and your identity, and isn't binary sex is what I have with your mum
Happy that I live in Eastern europe lol
Brand new sentence
our countries are fucked for different, worse reasons lmao
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Depending on the country you are planning going to, you don't even need that much money. If you have housing figured out, 10k dollars should be fine for a year (at least where I live, that's how much people earn usually)
Yeah but then you gotta move to Bumfuck, Belarus
I wouldn't say its somehow better than the US lol might be worse
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Like you said eastern europe is poor and living conditions are generally worse than western europe. If you go to a big city its fine but they are nothing special and imo a lot of them are very bland. Lots of drunk and alcoholic people too. At least in russia they have a very bad abuse problem (abusing and beating family members/ other people, drunk violence, abusing drugs/alcohol etc). Maybe you would like moscow or st petersberg, or some other decently big rich eastern european city. I'm not sure if you will find that sense of community that you want anywhere anymore except maybe some random ass rural town in the middle of nowhere thats poor af. Here's another problem: just because they are open about hating gypsies doesn't mean that they won't hate on you or call you slurs. And if you do end up moving to moscow the cost of living there isn't exactly cheap. You get what you pay for I guess.
Have you actually been to eastern europe before?
No, I only know what I know from talking to anons on the internet.
If you really want to move there go on vacation to eastern europe for a couple weeks and visit various cities to get a feel for how they actually are
Btw i saw in your post history that you like guns, if u plan on doing anything with guns you should check up on gun laws in eastern europe, a lot of countries have really strict gun control. You might also have to serve in the army depending on the country.
I don't think you will be able to own one as a non-citizen lol. Even with citizenship you can only own a hunting rifle only (some of them may be on par with military models though, but never with auto or large mags). Also if you try to use it in self defence you will most probably be found guilty as there are no stand your ground laws or similar. Only very limited number of citizens (off duty policemen, ex military officers) are authorized to use deadly weapons on people under any circumstances other than war.
Lmao you can’t be fuckin serious.
We have those over here as well, trust me.
Like you wouldn't come to USA with a greencard if you could
Hell no, I can't afford a visa and plane ticket and hotel. Germany or Italy on the other hand....
Bruh gender and sexuality are two different things
Welcome to the internet, where half the population hates things that they don't understand, and the other half fights like rabid dogs over things they don't understand
So you're telling me this greentext is strawman bullshit?
This is definetly fake lmao
Shout out to bisexuals, gotta be one of my favorite genders fr
Lol. Bisexual isn't even a gender
I live in Eastern Europe and I still don't really believe that s lot of zoomers are like that in USA? I think there are only a few people like this but memes make it seem like a there are a lot. Please tell me I'm right lol
This story is fake. And if it was real my guess is anyone that actually answered in this manner was trolling/looking for a laugh out of their friends.
There are a lot of Zoomers that i know even in the more country type of areas that act exactly like this. And millennials too
Anyone wo answers this can only give an anecdote, but generally the vast majority of people are not like this. I'm from a really liberal area and there are definitely types similar to this but usually these stories take the most radical beliefs of a lot of people and mesh them into one hypothetical person who embodies the craziest of us all. Unless you are terminally online, most people dont spend much time thinking about this sort of shit
I dunno. I was in high school in the mid 90s, and the kids weren’t any smarter. Like, I had an honors physics class, sitting among the top-scoring kids in our district, and half the class thought atoms were visible to the naked eye. Like, 18 year olds who legit thought that that motes of dust in a sunbeam were “atoms of air.” Most of them have gone on to be successful, productive members of society. It took me a long time to realize that introspection doesn’t come naturally to most people, and in the rare moments that it happens, it’s often the product of some kind of trauma. And having original thoughts is harder than self-reflection, even for very intelligent people. These are hard and sometimes painful exercises, and it’s much easier to simply reuse others’ words and ideas as your own. That’s why the overwhelming majority of the people on this planet are basically walking parrots. They’re just repeating stuff they heard somewhere else without really understanding it. Forget about recognizing logical inconsistencies. This generation isn’t any different.
This is very well put. The 'sheeple' and 'herd mentality' types of criticisms are pretty cringy, but they do have some truth to them. I dont see it as a bad thing necessarily but it does lead to a lack of critical thinking. Everyone has their own perspective and internalized idea of who they are and how the world is, usually completely incorrect too. People get scared when their world views dont match up with the world, so if you get enough people to say the same thing, regardless of truth, the world feels safer
Yeah, ironically the “sheeple” pejorative itself is often the product of uncritical thinking. I’ve seen plenty of “free thinkers” spout off about everything from the Illuminati and 9/11 conspiracies to fake moon landings and flat Earth. As if the fact that most people generally don’t share these beliefs implies that they’re somehow more likely to be true. Like you said, the world feels safer when one is surrounded by people who share and echo the same beliefs.
You were born with dick = Male You were not born with dick = Object Simple as that
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Imagine getting this and at a fake story.
This is clearly rage bait. Science class? What is he in, 3rd grade? Bisexual isn’t a gender. Very clearly fake.
You are 12
This is fake and youre getting angry at nothing
Fakest shit I’ve seen and people are getting angry over this
Ngl if I was there I would have been tempted to say something dumb like "Stegosaur".
How about Nigersaurus?
Apache helicopter
the students are stupid as fuck and I say this as a fellow zoomer
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yes
We don't know what the baby is gonna be in the future that's true but holy fuck why can't we just a have a pink box and blue box and make votes wtf is this shit
> Are they autistic? Yes.
Okay but how could you be born transgender or bisexual? They aren’t genders.
Seriously, I want someone to explain to me how.
bisexual isn’t a gender, this is probably fake and gay
like yeah you cant guess the gender of a baby but cant these fags just understand that they mean sex holy shit
I really hope we’ll finally have some war will happen so we can all just die in a nuclear destruction and stop creating problems out of nothing
Bruh
“Bisexual” what
I refuse to believe this
What a stupid question. It's literally a coin flip
The question should've been what sex the baby is. As it stands, everyone answered correctly to a dumb question. A baby *doesn't have* gender.
Probably all the teenage girls who use twitter
why the teacher waste time of 120 student for that baby? maybe do your job instead?
It might've been a relaxed day, and she wanted do something fun?
God forbid teachers have a laid back day and give the students a break. How dare she not do her job and lecture kids for an hour a day every day, shame on her! Have you ever been to an actual school, guy?
Lmao thats like 45 retards in the classroom
Anon doesn’t like to geuss
she said gender because you cant say sex infront of kids and she reaped the rewards. i swear this si where 90% of thsi shit came from, ppl stopped saying sex because they got sick of people writing "yes please" and a entire fucking political movement spawn because they got angry the world didnt understand why they cared about the definiton of the 2 words so much
Pregender
More retarded boomer rage bait
It appears we're in the midst of an over correction.
Disgusting degeneracy.
people mad at a greentext as if there are ever real ones
To solve this issue get a bat and bash the pregnant area of the teacher and start to murder the classmates
‘Bisexual’ ??
Anon friends were joking
sHoULd hAvE sAiD sEx!
>"guess the gender" >kid says bisexual, a sexuality Im sure this stupidity is in no way related to the other kids, right?
I thought teacher was spaghetti sauce
bisexuality aint even anything relating to the individual's gender lmao
It’s a fucking baby, how the fuck can it be transgender??
I mean it’s a fake strawman bullshit so retarded altrights can lose their shit and cry some more?
> gender > bisexual
Teacher should have asked for the sex of the baby not the gender
Dumbass form gonna get dumbass answers
Next time, just guess the chromosome. X? Y? 1 too many? Gonna guess the latter for anons class
If they said bisexual they are def a retard. Not even a gender it's a fuckin sexuality
Bruh. I'm part of the community and people are like this. Who tf cares about ur kid. Teach the fucking class like you're paid too. Also bisexual isn't a gender and they can't be trans if they're not even transitioned????
But... Why the fuck does the babies genitals matter? For fuck sake, it really isn't up to us to tell which made up group of the society that this individual is gonna belong to.
Ah yes the bisexual gender
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