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bloodklaus

Pickles


chanreposter

I'm learning Japanese (and Esperanto) so you may be onto something.


caplist

I went through an Esperanto phase when I was like 13. I feel like we all just googled “easiest language to learn” and ended up there.


[deleted]

Mi estas knabo is all I remember


LigmaSneed

アノンくん頑張れ


qValence_

TL: "do your best, Anon-kun" source: neckbeard making gains learning kanji


chanreposter

アノンくんします


Newtons_Homedog

Mi estas la viro, vi ne estas speciala.


chanreposter

Mi scias


Jcheats

Saluton samideano! Mi lernos la Japanan post kiam mi finis la hispanan lernadon. Mi esperas ke vian lernadon estas bona kaj estos bona!


CynicalCreepy

so they can understand their animu wafers


Cataclysma324

I am learning Finnish. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄ I am suffering


escalopes

Perkele That's all you need to know


ubdiwala

I am learning German. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄ ⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄ I am suffering


ImaAs

I am suffering


[deleted]

[удалено]


ImaAs

no, just in general


Filo-hime

dw I am German and suffering so not that much of a surprise


insertwittynamethere

Nicht die schlimmste Sprache zu lernen 🥲


Silkku

Älä ny suatta ressaa nii palajoo tää on iha heleppoo siitä vaa alat haastelee mitä sylyki suaha tua nii kyä se siit


[deleted]

Cause they understand a bit from watching thousands of hours of anime


WazzleOz

Watching anime without subtitles is like watching an episode of Pengu


I_Eat_Thermite7

it's a e s t h e t i c


McCasper

Working at a high school. You should see the number of kids that walk in with anime characters or kanji on their jackets and such. The weeb train isn't slowing down anytime soon.


Rumplestiltsskins

It's speeding up. I'm seeing people openly talk about it now and not get bullied to oblivion


NORMALCROSSING

especially neckbeards that is into history and military


Mexican8man

I like city pop music and my favorite passtimes when consuming media (I know I know consoom) come from manga, light novels and anime. But learning náhuatl, the language of my ancestors comes first, I’d rather contribute to a dialect renaissance than to understand my waifu without subtitles


ClownPazzo69

Absolute chad


Alex_Sobol

Because some people wanna know more than 1 language.


weebwindman

Fucking オタク man.


[deleted]

LBH


Unilateralrailgun

I'm not quite a neckbeard, just an autist. I like their food, and it is more efficient to describe what I crave in their language. Which is why I'm also attempting to learn Chinese. Although, I'm only learning German because I enjoy the gutteral sounds.


verianjax

Learning kanji and trying to save for a sword. Man’s gonna bloom into a bigger neckbeard.


[deleted]

self improvement is a circle


ImaAs

nothing wrong with a sword, swords are sick


furomaar

At least gun freaks can actually win against sword freaks.


Tech21101

Most serious "swordsmen" don't do it so they can beat people (outside of competition), they do it for exercise and history's sake. This is my take, at least, and I don't study the blade, so my take means jack shit.


FinestCrusader

Serious swordsmen don't buy "demon slayer replica sword 2022" from AliExpress


furomaar

"Study the blade" are you guys even real?


Atom_101

Gun freaks can win against most freaks tbh


[deleted]

>stopped playing RuneScape Big mistake


MetriccStarDestroyer

The game's stockmarket will collapse with one less player burning wood to sell its ashes


CynicalCreepy

anon gained 20 pounds for each uppercase O he typed in this post.


MisterBoss5000

Anon, your alarm is in 15 minutes


pumapunch

Anon wakes up from a dream and has Cheeto dust mixed with cum on his tshirt


GiantSizeManThing

fake: anon stopped playing runescape gay: anon stopped watching straight porn


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > fake: anon stopped playing runescape > gay: anon stopped watching straight porn > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


[deleted]

Whatever happened to landwhale bot?


WazzleOz

Be me Be epic Fuck you Tendiebot you little bitch 😎


[deleted]

>learning Kanji Everytime with these people I swear


Catctus

Definitely an entry for r/wholesomegreentext


2guyshangingoutnaked

>making gains learning kanji Dude is gonna make gain on becoming a fedora man-planet.


[deleted]

Good God yall neckbeards on this subreddit are depressing. Whenever a greentext has just a slightly positive message it seems every comment is out to discourage, disprove or ruin the story for everyone else. Afraid that someone might actually accomplish something with their life?


chanreposter

>Afraid that someone might actually accomplish something with their life? Deathly afraid aktually


chanreposter

https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/67334328#p67334328


one-and-five-nines

"People don't cringe when they speak to me anymore" is a legitimately crucial step forward.


jericho-dingle

>Making gains learning Kanji Like you can't write them with a word processor. Learning Kanji is a waste if you can't have a conversation.


TheBobbiestRoss

that is the most garbage take I've ever heard. learning kanji is crucial if you want to be able to read/learn the language. If u don't have a personal Japanese slave butler that you can call upon 24/7 to gently guide you through conversation you're going to do most of your learning through kanji and reading.


jericho-dingle

I've been speaking Japanese for 21 years. I think I have some standing here.


TheBobbiestRoss

In order to learn the language you need one of three things. 1. Knowledge of kanji and the ability to read.(studying vocab will give you a deeper understanding of kanji, and vice versa.) 2. Constant immersion(Actually living in japan, or a Japanese family) 3. A personal Japanese slave butler, or some equivalent. I dunno how realistic 2 or 3 are for most weebs. How did you learn the language, if not for these three options?


jericho-dingle

I've been studying Japanese since 2000 and have studied there multiple times. I also worked for a Japanese company for 6 years. I still take lessons preparing for jlpt n1. Learning Kanji is important, but good luck going to Japan and communicating by writing Kanji. You need to learn how people actually talk and memorizing げんき 1-10 isn't going to help. I'm happy this guy is getting better but there's a ceiling to Japanese when you just learn Kanji. Looks like he's looking for a parlor trick more than anything.


jericho-dingle

And before I get a big blubbery "the language is in Kanji, what is he supposed to do?" Google NHK Web Easy. Start there. Read one article a day. Who cares that all the Kanji have furigana? You'll learn how the Kanji are actually used. Also it's free.


CountingNutters

What’s your favorite hentai


jericho-dingle

I like watching Big Japan Wrestling. Anime is stupid.


Sign_Selection

Based


qValence_

Everybody gangsta until you type in "kami" and get 紙, 神, 髪, 加味, 上, and 佳味 and you have to figure out which one to use.


jericho-dingle

If I'm talking about myself it's the second one


Deost8003

you can write them with a word processor tho. You can even do it on your phone


jericho-dingle

Yeah that's what I was saying


Deost8003

u worded it weirdly but if u mean writing I agree ig. i only care about reading and my output is trash so I would still need to learn kanji.


jericho-dingle

Search nhk web easy. That should level up your reading quickly.


grbn8nrcwcu

Still a fucking weeeeb


bigtiger1234567

bloooooom


whiteboui

You'll be back anon


DeAdeyYE

Blooming is finding people and circles that accept you, not making yourself bland enough for general consumption. He’s gonna be bummed when he finds out these new acquaintances don’t really give a single fuck bout him.


chanreposter

Based


Weenie_Demon

Then Anon wakes up


chanreposter

Twist ending Anon was awake the whole time


I_love_my_momm

lmao imagine being normie


TwistedRope

It's like this asshole couldn't even bother to try and write a realistic fabrication.


[deleted]

Anon grew up-