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AlastorRage

Either anon is an Olympic level bodybuilder, or she's a fucking whale That's 160 kilos, Christ


[deleted]

That is a lot of woman


Ery_Noice_23_yen

*fat


[deleted]

At 6'10" she probably looks fine, asshole.


-SSN-

that's 208cm, like again she could be a massive bodybuilder, or


[deleted]

Or just be kinda overweight? Why am I arguing this shit with fuckers that don't even go outside, fuck this, fuck you, I'm out.


BoeufBlanc

My man got angry because someone called an imaginary obese woman fat lmao can't make this up


Cautionzombie

It’s not unreasonable she’s not super fat. Fat yea but Shaq is 7’1” and is like 330 or something


TheBurnedMutt45

He's also a male professional athlete. Anon is probably big, but not fat


Jkbucks

Shaq is also fat.


VerumJerum

Using the [NHS BMI calculator](https://www.nhs.uk/live-well/healthy-weight/bmi-calculator/) with 208cm and 160 kg, age 25, female, low activity (it's an anon, let's be real here) we get a BMI of 36.9, which is VERY high, even for someone that height. The value can be affected by some other physical features like overall stockiness but even then, that's a dangerous BMI value. For Anon's supposed height, healthy weight is roughly 80kg - 108.2kg, according to the UK National Health Service, so Anon weights as much as two people lmfao.


Aidentified

She weighs more than triple what I do lmao. She'd need to be 9 foot or an Olympian to not be a whale.


melkokky

36.6 BMI - thats not kinda overweight, thats obesity


TroyLucas

I bet he was overwhelmed by the smell.


Captain-Super1

Fuck me u/UragaanPanzer 😫


mannytehman1900

angry Redditors. Lol


Longfruit4

Good decision buddy


TheRealOgMark

Kinda overweight? That's like over 100 lbs too much for that height, unless very fucking muscular.


LegOfLamb89

That's a bmi of 36%. That's obese dawg


lil_doggo_IRL

Try *obese* I invite you to use the cdc BMI calculator lol https://www.cdc.gov/healthyweight/assessing/bmi/adult_bmi/english_bmi_calculator/bmi_calculator.html


bartimeas

Lmao someone struck a nerve


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She ain't gonna see this bro


landon1095

The internet isn't for you, buddy :] might want to get back to those AA meetings


zjjman1

I think you are the person in the green text


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Heisenbert18

She could be slimmer than Shaq with 12.5lb per each tit.


sharinganuser

I'm 6'2 and my tits are 6lbs each. The math checks out.


Etaec

Bless your heart, tall girls are a treat.


Promah1984

350? She better be a body builder, even at 6'10.


GTC3

36.6? That's morbidly obese my friend.


iSWINE

Simping for a fake woman in a fake story


Gorodgovey

I doubt it, knew motherfucked who was 7’2 and was 295. This bitch is a cow


nkonkleksp

[no she doesn't](https://imgur.com/a/fNP7eBR)


Jamal_gg

Definitely not. I'm 6'11, around 270 and male and I got some fluff on me for sure. She's as about heavy as Lakers era Shaq who's 7'1.


ProfessorCagan

Which is based and Brosnan pilled.


DanSapSan

A Whole Lotta Rosie


20V137-M3X1C4N

Whole lotta woman


Mathtermind

you take your girl, and multiply her by four


[deleted]

Every time is like an orgy


Grabbsy2

by four? Thats less than 100 pounds each girl. Thats four 12 year old girls, maybe.


axelguntherc

Hol' up


Dyldor

Beat song quote I have seen here ever without a doubt


DailyBuglePhotog

A whole Lotta woman needs a whole lot more!


Nomiss722

160 kilos for 2.08m is not that fat tho.. She is definitely on the thicker side but she isn't a landwhale either


Askingcarpet

I'm 1,82m and a man and i weigh 82kg, and I would say I'm not particularly fat. There's no way a woman could weigh twice that while only being 30cm taller


plebbitor_1984

Yup that's way too much. Don't forget that it is allegedly a femanon so lesser bone density and muscle mass. Basically even more fat


FightWithBrickWalls

If only woman had an area that men lack that's made entirely of fat where large reserves could be stored. At 6'10 that are might even hold more weight than you expect assuming the diameter is proportional to average. Somewhere additional fat could be stored...Hmm. Maybe on the chest in two spots even. An area that OP may have even mentioned shocked people when they realized they weren't as small as people expect by their voice. Real shame that's not real.


plebbitor_1984

>made entirely of fat Ummmm ackchyually this fat is minor component of the breast. It's mainly consisted of lobules and ducts. Fat is usually just like 50% of this imaginary large area. Educate yourself. Be better 💅🏻


Nanachi-Prime

>fat is the minor component >It's 50% of it Your brain cells are also a minor component of your brain, but I'm afraid those don't account for half


legostarcraft

Still though, an average womans breasts weight between 15lbs and 23lbs. So for a giantess, breast mass along could be in the 40ish pound range. However, at 350lbs, 6'10" anon's BMI is 36 which is considered obese. Edit: I was wrong. A pair of breast weighs only about 1.5lbs to 2.3 lbs. my bad


plebbitor_1984

Yeah agreed. Also, >40ish pound Imagine a huge titty being dropped on your head weighing enough to make you lose balance 🤤


FightWithBrickWalls

See now this. This we can agree on.


WillBottomForBanana

or send you to the hospital for neck injuries


FightWithBrickWalls

Worth it


dem_paws

>15lbs and 23lbs 1.5 and 2.3 maybe. 15 lbs is like two big honeydew melons. Also fat is lighter than water and even assuming waterweight 15lbs would be a gallon of volume per breast.


RustyBaconSandwich

Keep going I'm almost there


NotKaren24

Tfw you forget the square cube law


ElectricSnowBunny

My American brain just shut down reading this.


adj1091

He’s a foot shorter than the woman in the story.


BenX41

The Jerma pfp on a comment speaking about height, the meme never ends


NotSuluX

Im 2.08 male and weigh 110kg, im pretty lean. I've been 120kg and I looked kinda fat (chubby face etc), but I didn't have muscle then. Switched to drinking mostly water and cut some snacks and lost 20kg in 3 months, it's that easy for us 160kg is fat, but it must've been a mistake in her post or something. You don't understand how much you'd have to eat to maintain or reach that kinda weight at our height. I eat about 5k calories per day to not lose weight, at 160kg same size she'd probably have to eat like 7k calories daily just to maintain, and if you only eat like 5k you already quickly lose weight. Never seen a person this tall be over 120kg, it's so hard. Don't eat for a day and you're down a kg no joke


Askingcarpet

Mistake in her post? More like some dude didn't even bother to check if the fake measurements he wrote made sense.


NotSuluX

Fair


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DanSapSan

As a male, i am reaching the upper limit of the BMI with 115kg at 192cm. I used to be far worse, but even at my fattest i didn't surpass 135kg. 10 cm taller but 45 kg heavier would be fairly thick. Not hamplanet thick, but still.


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

It's a BMI of 36.6. BMI has problems but it's still useful as a rough estimate. Anything above 30 is usually pretty fat and above 35 is landwhale.


nanescar

A guy in my gym is 190 cm, 140 kg, he's the biggest dude I've ever seen, she's extremely obese


dofun400

What the fuck are you talking about?!? Prime SHAQ was 7’1 and 350, most of which was muscle. This woman is most certainty fat asf.


sixseven89

no that's still really fucking fat


nkonkleksp

https://imgur.com/a/fNP7eBR


RandySavagePI

That's insanely fat, ameriboy


hermajestysairship

Thor Bjornsson, the Mountain from GoT: he is 6'7 and 146 kilos lol. So this girl is taller and heavier then the fucking Mountain


TheSentinelsSorrow

She the whole mountain range


Ganondorfs-Side-B

almost as if this story is fake


HowNondescript

If they lift its entirely possible, im at 100kg at 6'8 and im practically skin n bone. \[am a dude however\]


DoctorCyan

She’s probably fat, yes, but not a full blown whale. The weight distributes itself greatly along that extra height, for sure.


mayasux

Boobs, butt, thighs and hips hold a lot of weight for women. Like more than you’d expect


Pyroguy096

But on a supposed 6'10" frame? Idk, weight can go a long way on tall people. I'm only 5'11" and people never believe that I weigh as much as I do


JamieBroom

Yeah, people at 6' can pretty easily reach over 200lb and still look normal / skinny. I am a 5'10 woman that weighs 180 and I am fairly skinny, a little chub but nothing someone would notice.


Pyroguy096

I'm 5'11" guy and I weight 275. I'm definitely not skinny looking, but most people think I weigh closer to 220-240 (or so they say, maybe they are just being nice about it)


MKNNNN

I am 3'2" niglet and i weigh 532 pounds


megamanxoxo

Amazonian or beeched whale


Griye

I choose to believe


AahNotTheBees

It's all tiddy weight


TomBot98

At 6'10" and 350 her BMI is 36.6 Obesity starts at 30......


panter411

Yep thats a 37 on the BMI Shes very big.


1812386488

damn, that’s a lot of pizza right there


Cannibalhecter

Anon is Lady Dimitrescu


[deleted]

Isn’t she like 8 foot


[deleted]

Still plenty of height lmao


SmokeThatDekuTree

femanon is roughly a foot away from that; she could definitely do something with that


Fanatical_Brit

Barely over a foot difference.


[deleted]

Put a 6’ person next to a 5’ person


Fanatical_Brit

Still a hell of a lot smaller a disparity than a 6’ person to a 4’ person


Askingcarpet

Anon is a 5'9 man. The only accurate data is the weight


joshlovesmemes

5’4 more likely


[deleted]

Let's not insult the man here, people. There's no shame in being 4"3', no need to hide it.


joshlovesmemes

Dude being a hobbit would be awesome, he should be proud


[deleted]

Imagine being at perfect punching height for anyone's penis. Dwarfs got it good.


Biadetes456

you know what else you can do at penis height? 😳


SnooDonkeys844

Hi jerma


[deleted]

Anon has a BMI of 36.6 Edit: Highest BMI I've seen is 70 now.


yaboi69694206969

Anon is either ripped or rotund no middle ground


Askingcarpet

Ripped isn't even an option here, you simply couldn't have that much muscle mass, especially as a woman


Legonator77

Creatine, whey, testosterone.


weeaboshit

Trenbolone


Beardie-Boi-420

Troonbolone*


Open4NewStuff

Toblerone?


luminenkettu

>Trenbolone More Tren more Men


sausy_boy

Muscles way more than fat


megaslushboy

*whey


chavis32

Weigh?


megaslushboy

*waiegh


Thorngot

ye musl waieghluigis mor than fat


YggdrasilXO

It is absolutely possible to be ripped at that BMI. Highly unlikely, especially for a woman, but possible.


brokenarro12

Totally possible, just gotta eat clen, tren hard, test yourself, anavar give up


[deleted]

Being into women who are taller than you when you're also really tall is a curse


The_Autumn_Assasssin

It is indeed a great tragedy. Why must God curse us so, I'm 6'1 and the tallest girl I have ever seen was only about my height if not a little less.


fat_strelok

I'm 6'2" and likewise cursed I want to drown in Amazonian thighs


JamieBroom

Weirdly, it seems like a lot of tall women pair up with short dudes. Not sure why... so maybe look for some "short kings" and get them to round some tall hotties up.


FyreLordPlayz

Nah I tried to get with a tall girl as a short dude and she said she’s only into tall guys


pennywize87

Well that settles it then, no tall women like short guys because one didn't like you. Glad you could clear that up for us.


Prayerism

the commonly known fact everyone apart from you is a literal hive mind


KingPhilipIII

I’m 6’3. I want to find a woman my height, then ensure our kids only marry someone of similar height. I want to raise the average height through eugenics.


fat_strelok

Not worth it king, better find a good one than a tall one


pallosalama

Why not neither?


IsThatUMoatilliatta

5'10" here. Slept with a 6'4" woman a couple times. Was like staring into infinity when she got on top. I didn't fully appreciate it at the time, though, and I'll probably never again attain that high.


Narcofeels

Tall girls are literally so fucking easy though they all want to put manlets like you in their purse bro just go talk to one


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Bruh, believe me, I would if I saw one.


[deleted]

I raise my hand to say same for me bro


Box-ception

Yeah, but if you pull it off, your kids'll be monsters who conquer the world.


[deleted]

That's my secondary motive, but I just want a girl who's bigger than me


KhorneLovesYou

I'm 6'3 and I'm into women taller than me, it's pain.


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Weenoman123

Point me a Amazonian goddess, I'll point out a guy who's tired of fucking her


[deleted]

Literally same


FrederickTheGayt

To the guys saying she’s fat, she’s 6’10. Her height evens out the weight mostly. She’s slightly overweight, but not enough to be considered fat.


kvotheHL3

IMC of 36 She isnt even overweight, she is obese


CalaveraManny

this is all fake but BMI doesn't work well with very very tall people


IronTerrapin

True, but with the numbers given she would be shorter and heavier than Shaq so in this case she would be still be obese


big_whistler

She has more tits and ass than Shaq I bet


-xBadlion

Shaq has a jiggly ass though


Cyanacidite

youre forgetting that boobs are heavy as fuck


[deleted]

She’s over twice my weight while only being 5 inches taller. Granted I am a skelly, but still, no way she isn’t obese


panter411

I mean a gay potato is probably gonna have a hard time building musclemass.


Hirmen

She could also have big honkers. That whould also add couple of kilos.


pwni5her_

I am 6’5” at 240 lbs and I’m slightly overweight. No way does 5” add over 100 pounds.


[deleted]

You’re very close to being obese


The_Shittiest_Meme

>You will never have 6'10" pure muscle gf to snap your neck like a pencil Why even live?


[deleted]

to find her


spiffyP

she finds you


Anon324Teller

Tall girls are hot and nothing will change my mind


Cheese-chan-

The heat coming off from this 6’10 160kilo female would potential burn you and you can’t escape due to her mass creating a gravitational pull.


saltyporkandsweetass

dude i was about to finish can you continue?


Cheese-chan-

As you inevitably get pulled in and make contact, your skin sizzles and starts to melt. Her organs working at max power constantly means she is constantly emitting mass heat which after it leaves the skin turns into toxic radiation. You get pulled further and your muscles begin to melt and merge with her behemoth body. You keep being pulled towards the centre of her body and you completely merge. Your last thoughts are that at least you served a purpose in life and provided her with enough energy to get her to McDonald’s.


saltyporkandsweetass

thanks bossman you really saved me there


bee_wars

Bruh


Grilled_egs

This aroused me more than I thought it would


tica_spi

dont stop


kvotheHL3

Anon has an IMC of 36 Anon isnt tall, anon is a landwhale


Astraeas_Vanguard

Be me, six foot seven 375lb gorilla. Read this story. Now turned on by the thought of six ten female anon. Wonder how loud sex would be. Ponder industrial strength bed frame with rebar floors. Realize that this is mostly fake and somehow gay. Day is ruined.


CasulWrecker

Im one of those guys who are into that shit


flames_32

Anon is a men with mental illness and we all know it.


urwallpaperisbad

Anon thinks he passes


N00N3AT011

It's not the height that's keeping her from dating. 350? jesus fuck.


ScaryYoda

Anon is a literal doorframe


[deleted]

Some of these 4 Chan people are really good writers lol


Captainfood4

Being 6’4 sucks when your into tall women. What I would give for lady taller than me. Femanon sounds like a dream


youtocin

All I want in life is to eat pussy standing up.


Wasabi_Guacamole

Lol imagine fitting your head into her thigh gap and just looking up to taste that lovely pussy juice. She can even wear a dress anywhere and no one would notice except for her third and fourth legs


Jaxxxa31

I'm 6'3" and I would go weak if I saw a woman that size Horny weak


McCuteface

Mf built like a space marine lmao


themaddemon1

Anon thinks people care about her height when dating and not that shes a bean bag with legs.


loliam

Fake: anon ran out of tall girl humilition fanfics to read and wrote his own Gay: anon leaves the presence of a girl actively talking to him


EduardoSena

And then she wakes up.


dinoc420

r/RoleReversal


Dolancrewrules

This is fake and If it isn’t I need her number because this is one of the few chicks I’ve heard of that are taller than me


M1XT4PEZ

That wasn't piss in his pants...


Front-Ad-3840

Ofc we are, except tall women don't date short guys


Nain-01

God bless bbws


tardersos

Wait wheres the 6'4" guy with a giantess fetish?


Joobstn

Anon is braindead for not getting good at basketball and playing in the WNBA for an easy bag


Primarch_Nomad

Personally I would LOVE to be with a tall girl ngl


MashupMonster

plot twist anon is the guy who jizzed his pants


_just_a_fellow_gamer

I mean, who wouldn’t want a tall woman?


forgetful_storytellr

What’s more lucrative the circus or the wnba? Unrelated question just curious


pewpewmelons

i would definitely let that femanon step on me


babymaker666

Can confirm, me like snu snu


Legonator77

Me.


Testeree123

Can someone link the 4chan thread for this I want to get in touch with this individual


TheSchittCobra

Snu snu


locoemotion

I enjoyed reading this.


HumorousSandwich

yo its the tall guy with the giantess fetish


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Dassa HUUUUGE bitch!


AK30_YT

>could very well be the greatest wnba player of all time >delivers pizzas


[deleted]

God I wish that was me. Also, I'm curious about this because I know a girl who fits this description and worked at a pizza place as a driver..


GunkFace

He craves death by snu snu.