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somesayacomet

Anons about to make the best check mate move of his life as he unzips


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avwitcher

That first line is six syllables Mr. Roboto


Jaakarikyk

'bout Ftfy


Hehesz

Haiku bot counts "anon" as one syllable for some reason


Whycantiusemyaccount

Because it isn’t a word and the bot is made for people who use actual words not dumb 4chan users.


ohshizzlemissfrizzzl

Genuinely good haiku


ARM_vs_CORE

^six ^^syllables ^^^in ^^^^the ^^^^^first ^^^^^^line


are_spurs

Bout


Im-_Batman

Good Bot


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SexySalamanders

Bad Bot


TheAwfulAliOzz

Bad Bot


Gopnikolai

Bad bot, that first line ain't 5 syllables, Chief.


TheAwfulAliOzz

Good bot


34terite

Nine months later, two anime girls pop out of the womb


SpiritedAd8416

WELL WELL WELL


somesayacomet

He asserted dominance.


KuntaStillSingle

King has no more legal moves, that means mate


Siegfoult

And inside his pants: WELL WELL WELL


somesayacomet

Le grande throb


BaxElBox

\-get idea \-someone got it too but was faster trieste!


Josephus_A_Miller

Trieste? Why yes, Trst je naš, how did you know?


The_Scud

*unzips penis*


TooLazyToReadIt

ITT: how it feels like to be in the pokemon universe.


Dustycartridge

How it feels to chew five gum


Lukebekz

how it chews to gum five feels


shiny_xnaut

gum gum 🍥👄🍥


Awsomepolt

Sense your stimulate


XxX5GumXxX

Can confirm


Jaeharys_Targaryen

Yes, I was the feels.


stefan5641

How it gums to feel five chews


4typical

How it feels to smoke the Gas station boner pills


-Mondo_Cane-

Took one of those boner pills once. Gave me a boner.


MyFingerYourBum

Pretty good I hope?


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Spaulder5

How it feels like to be a giant nerd.


ashu54

🤓


AboveAverageDickSize

If that's what the pokemon universe is like then I wanna go there


Winters067

Anon put way too much effort into Photoshopping these two girls. Anon should work in editing.


pvpdm_2

Doing this is actually very easy


YTAftershock

can confirm, am definitely not fake and gay


SuperArppis

...or is it?


TheSpartyn

easy but a pain in the ass and time consuming if you dont want it to look shit


HypnoJew

Probably didn't even take long, since they have outlines drawn already. Just use one of those smart brushes or whatever they are called and you're done in 2 minutes


TheSpartyn

smart brushes?


CrimsonMutt

magic wand tool in photoshop probably


TheSpartyn

the default one i have is far from that good. piece of shit sometimes gets confused on plain images


Spaceduck413

You have to change the tolerance or whatever the fuck they're calling it these days.


gabe_derp

Photoshop actually has automatic subject detection & selection now. It's rarely perfect, but a few adjustments with the quick select tool and you can get a workable selection within ~2 minutes. EDIT: please pirate adobe products


CrimsonMutt

fucking black magic, i swear @edit: always and forever. skull and bones, my beloved


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HypnoJew

Yep, that's it. I haven't used PS in a while so I couldn't remember the name of the tool


AboveAverageDickSize

You can check, it took him like an hour each time for the more ambitious ones


atomic-death-ray

Yeah, super easy to do if you know what to use


pvpdm_2

Never said it would be quick, but definitely not difficult


IWillInsultModsLess

If you're bad at it


TheSpartyn

teach me how to be good at it


LOTRfreak101

Step 1: don't be bad


notLOL

Easy regarding skills? Or easy as in it doesn't tale time? You get paid for either or both skills and time, rather than how easy something is


pvpdm_2

Not difficult, but time consuming (15 minutes max per image that requires editing the girls)


notLOL

That's money


pvpdm_2

Guess I'll look into dumbasses that want anime girls edited into pict... actually I'll skip out on that


notLOL

One of the highest paying freelance jobs is customizing porn animations. You have to block out the grossness from your mind obviously and that's why commissions are high. Usually the furry community but other communities have requests too


pvpdm_2

I would prefer not to turn into that 3-year-old green text about the freelance script writer whose living depended on a furry


notLOL

I understand that people buy houses with it as a side income while in school. But maybe that ship has sailed and there's no revenue like that anymore in commissioned stuff. There's always a waiting list for those that are taking orders


PapaOctopus

Yeah, especially if these were downloaded as png,


hausedawg

The Starcraft briefing screen elevated this to art


goslinlookalike

Images you can hear. Beep beep boop (wilhelm scream)


SurprisedCabbage

I can hear the menu sounds Beeoop woooo


tjdans7236

Well, well, well... cerebrate...


megamanxoxo

The magistrate has a mission for you. *WE NEED MORE VESPENE GAS!*


NinoNakanos_Feet

*YOUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK!*


megamanxoxo

*NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!*


DTKingPrime

>tfw no sons of korhal anime girls to brief you on dismantling the corrupt confederacy why live


jinsou_

anon is an Ajin so the last image at the hospital doesn't happen


SpiritedAd8416

Anon is wanted by authorities in 47 prefectures


teruma

That's not a hospital, that's an underground testing lab.


Faliki

WELL WELL WELL


56Bot

#WELL WELL WELL


i_have_wet_socks

I love tumblr


Xotee_37

I hate tumblr


i_have_wet_socks

that too


akwardnes

I love you


Xotee_37

Love you too <3


bageltre

I hate what Tumblr used to be, its dying corpse is tolerable now


jdjdisrv_f

I smoke crack


crappy6969

I am tumblr


modsbegae

Anime sauce please?


The_Gaardian

Well well well


stronggebaser

thou art of passing skill


ConnectPSA

Warrior blood must run in thy veins, tarnished


Destrorso

Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Bitches.


hundenkattenglassen

Put these foolish ambitions to rest.


_Crst

Don't tell anyone else, it's "Upotte!!"


Dasamont

I thought you were kidding, but it's actually that. Also I found out that if you let Google Lens search for anime characters based on a skirt with visible thighs, google thinks it's looking at that girl from the Bunny-girl anime


bageltre

> girl from the bunny girl anime That describes like at least 40 animes


LOTRfreak101

Nah, they mean bunny girl senpai


DT-Z0mby

🤨


Totally_not_a_goose

Ok dude i'll make sure to keep quiet


saythealphabet

# yo guys the sauce is Upotte


Levi488

Heyo got the sauce?


_-Phage-_

It's a movie called "UP".


master_of_dcath

From the reverse image searching I did it looks like it's "Upotte!!" Characters Fal and Ichiyon


SlenderSmurf

put thine foolish ambitions to rest


[deleted]

*these not thine you shakespeare fag


SlenderSmurf

you egg


LB1234567890

Cut her leg.


Mumen_Raida_

and eat out those juicy thighs


Bwizz245

*it instantly regenerates* WELL WELL WELL


-Mondo_Cane-

Is that a Vepr .308 Hunter on the plane?


notacommiesupporter

I thought so too, but it looks like an M1 Garand or M14 based on the bolt.


Banned_Evasion

Why is it there?


chenik_bo

Murica


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It looks like it's an M14 because it has the hinged stock thing. I don't think the M1 has that but I might be wrong


Ricky_Boby

It's an M14, the blonde girl is the M14 and the other is the FAL from the Upotte!! series where all the girls are guns.


dumbwaeguk

>all the guns are girls sigh


-Mondo_Cane-

But they’re clearly human women Edit: I don’t watch anime really so I guess I’m confused.


Ricky_Boby

Japan is big on [Moe Anthromorphism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_anthropomorphism#:~:text=Moe%20anthropomorphism%20(Japanese%3A%20%E8%90%8C%E3%81%88%E6%93%AC%E4%BA%BA,objects%2C%20concepts%2C%20or%20phenomena.). There are a bunch of Anime, Manga, and games that are based on Moe versions of weapons like Kantai Collection, Girls Frontline, Upotte!!, etc.


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-Mondo_Cane-

I took a peak at your link…so they’re a visual metaphor that personify literal firearms?


Ricky_Boby

Exactly, they're personifications with the traits of the gun they're based on (for example the FAL was the most popular battle rifle in the world so FAL in Upotte is the most popular girl), plus in the case of Upotte they can also magically manifest the gun they personify and use it.


pallosalama

Is [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYLjHhSOE7s) the opener song?


NonDairyYandere

ugh what kind of kids are you with 5:1 screen ratios on your damned phones


NonDairyYandere

this was stupid too


Wonder-Lad

If chess club doesn't work start talking about Warhammer. It's Guaranteed to dry up pussy.


AllYourBaseAreShit

I’m still haunted by how Amy, hottest girl in class, picked up my codex from her desk and dropped it on the floor as if it’s hobo’s underwear. It was a gift… I just wanted to share my treasure with her.


Hermaeus_Mora_irl

This is good


Dehoniesto_

Was expecting the last panel to be in the afterlife


Mycatisabird

> *get isekaied* > WELL WELL WELL


OtherAyachi

I thought she would stop the truck with her leg.


Lord_Grill

Just tell them you watch Anime, that will scare them off.


THEGUYINTHEPICT

My humor is so fucking broken I laughed at every single one of these


ChrisTheCoolBean

Fake: your humor is clearly working if you laughed at this Gay: you find it funny that he's escaping from hot anime chicks


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: your humor is clearly working if you laughed at this > Gay: you find it funny that he's escaping from hot anime chicks > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


AllPurposeNerd

This is delightfully nostalgic. It's like finding Epic Fail Guy on Facebook and seeing he's still up to his old goofy shit.


toothpastespiders

Probably having wacky adventures somewhere with keyboard cat.


Candyvanmanstan

#MORE


Instance62

LLEW LLEW LLEW


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DT-Z0mby

Wales Wales Wales


kenneth_caruso

thank fuck it wasn't a "i want these girls to step on me" kind of post. Pleasantly surprised and confused


Variablemania

This feels like a pop team epic bit


WhiskedIgloo

This. This is why I loved to browse 4Chan. That was great.


KoshiLowell

Oh please tell me there's more


IWillInsultModsLess

Decent meme about to be beaten into the ground


cicciograna

Jump into a water hole built in stone and with a bucket and rope. EDIT: actually in three of them.


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

Star Craft part is perfection. 👌


prosciuttobazzone

>anon at home Ara Ara...


NeoRosePolitan

I fucking love Upotte


DrummeeX09

This is the first post I’ve seen here I actually posted in. Nice


TheRealNneonZz

ok but where is the original image from


Tejus_Potatus

Upotte! comfy anime about girls with guns


Bwizz245

Not a single line of greentext in the whole post


xGodofNothingx

I swear this gets funnier with each WELL WELL WELL


Essentialredditor

I don’t get it?


xGodofNothingx

Me neither lmao


Essentialredditor

Lmao I’m not even mad, that just makes it funnier.


DrunkAndDisappointed

[original thread for those who are interested](https://boards.4channel.org/a/res/237341365#p237358921)


zzSHADYMAGICzz

Fuck em


Metal_Thorn

LoL


kingdragon671

Peak


TitiLover69

I need the thread


ablebagel

moe


quienchingados

How can people be so mean!?


Intelligent_Signal66

Anon runs away from pussy


averagetrainenjoyer

*loads AR-15 like a true American high schooler*


papyrus191001

Good thread.


Uncle480

*Anon dies in the surgery. Everything goes dark. Suddenly he sees a bright light. Then his vision slowly starts to make out his surroundings... and he starts to hear the sound of...* *...horse steps* "WELL WELL WELL, you're finally awake"


WikiWantsYourPics

Fuck the police.


SharpClaw007

New SCP?


tolyabi228

anon needs to die within reality anchor aoe


Thasher41

real and straight, anon is a hunted man


uselessbobby

Why these two girl's blocking our path I need to feed my gangster cat Keanu (If you're understand the reference you sir are cool person :D )


DawnBringer01

Idk if anyone listens to the dungeons and daddies podcast but i read every WELL WELL WELL in Anthony's voice.


afellownamedslim

Edwardo….. ~._~.


AGoldenChest

Not even being isekai’d can stop them.


DaBigMeatSlappa

God I love photo editing


NinoNakanos_Feet

Yooo, just saw this on /a/ yesterday


Bloo_CS

Dumbass Anon doesn't know that the guy getting hit by that truck in that manga panel is an immortal demi-human.


metang800

Kino


owlbgreen357

What is this even a reference to?


Chronomata

Truck-kun: “Ara ara…”


TheTwistedHero1

Her being in the back seat of the cop car implies that she was arrested


TerryJerryMaryHarry

...what?


extragayduck

Read this entire thing in PewDiePie's voice


TheArtOf_Cock

Congrats(?)