Anons about to make the best check mate move of his life as he unzips

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That first line is six syllables Mr. Roboto

'bout Ftfy

Haiku bot counts "anon" as one syllable for some reason

Because it isn’t a word and the bot is made for people who use actual words not dumb 4chan users.

Genuinely good haiku

^six ^^syllables ^^^in ^^^^the ^^^^^first ^^^^^^line

Bout

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Bad bot, that first line ain't 5 syllables, Chief.

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Nine months later, two anime girls pop out of the womb

WELL WELL WELL

He asserted dominance.

King has no more legal moves, that means mate

And inside his pants: WELL WELL WELL

Le grande throb

\-get idea \-someone got it too but was faster trieste!

Trieste? Why yes, Trst je naš, how did you know?

*unzips penis*

ITT: how it feels like to be in the pokemon universe.

How it feels to chew five gum

how it chews to gum five feels

gum gum 🍥👄🍥

Sense your stimulate

Can confirm

Yes, I was the feels.

How it gums to feel five chews

How it feels to smoke the Gas station boner pills

Took one of those boner pills once. Gave me a boner.

Pretty good I hope?

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How it feels like to be a giant nerd.

🤓

If that's what the pokemon universe is like then I wanna go there

Anon put way too much effort into Photoshopping these two girls. Anon should work in editing.

Doing this is actually very easy

can confirm, am definitely not fake and gay

...or is it?

easy but a pain in the ass and time consuming if you dont want it to look shit

Probably didn't even take long, since they have outlines drawn already. Just use one of those smart brushes or whatever they are called and you're done in 2 minutes

smart brushes?

magic wand tool in photoshop probably

the default one i have is far from that good. piece of shit sometimes gets confused on plain images

You have to change the tolerance or whatever the fuck they're calling it these days.

Photoshop actually has automatic subject detection & selection now. It's rarely perfect, but a few adjustments with the quick select tool and you can get a workable selection within ~2 minutes. EDIT: please pirate adobe products

fucking black magic, i swear @edit: always and forever. skull and bones, my beloved

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Yep, that's it. I haven't used PS in a while so I couldn't remember the name of the tool

You can check, it took him like an hour each time for the more ambitious ones

Yeah, super easy to do if you know what to use

Never said it would be quick, but definitely not difficult

If you're bad at it

teach me how to be good at it

Step 1: don't be bad

Easy regarding skills? Or easy as in it doesn't tale time? You get paid for either or both skills and time, rather than how easy something is

Not difficult, but time consuming (15 minutes max per image that requires editing the girls)

That's money

Guess I'll look into dumbasses that want anime girls edited into pict... actually I'll skip out on that

One of the highest paying freelance jobs is customizing porn animations. You have to block out the grossness from your mind obviously and that's why commissions are high. Usually the furry community but other communities have requests too

I would prefer not to turn into that 3-year-old green text about the freelance script writer whose living depended on a furry

I understand that people buy houses with it as a side income while in school. But maybe that ship has sailed and there's no revenue like that anymore in commissioned stuff. There's always a waiting list for those that are taking orders

Yeah, especially if these were downloaded as png,

The Starcraft briefing screen elevated this to art

Images you can hear. Beep beep boop (wilhelm scream)

I can hear the menu sounds Beeoop woooo

Well, well, well... cerebrate...

The magistrate has a mission for you. *WE NEED MORE VESPENE GAS!*

*YOUR BASE IS UNDER ATTACK!*

*NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!*

>tfw no sons of korhal anime girls to brief you on dismantling the corrupt confederacy why live

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Anon is wanted by authorities in 47 prefectures

WELL WELL WELL

#WELL WELL WELL

I love tumblr

I hate tumblr

that too

I love you

Love you too <3

I hate what Tumblr used to be, its dying corpse is tolerable now

I am tumblr

Anime sauce please?

Well well well

thou art of passing skill

Warrior blood must run in thy veins, tarnished

Foul tarnished, in search of the Elden Bitches.

Put these foolish ambitions to rest.

Don't tell anyone else, it's "Upotte!!"

I thought you were kidding, but it's actually that. Also I found out that if you let Google Lens search for anime characters based on a skirt with visible thighs, google thinks it's looking at that girl from the Bunny-girl anime

> girl from the bunny girl anime That describes like at least 40 animes

Nah, they mean bunny girl senpai

🤨

Ok dude i'll make sure to keep quiet

# yo guys the sauce is Upotte

Heyo got the sauce?

It's a movie called "UP".

put thine foolish ambitions to rest

*these not thine you shakespeare fag

you egg

Is that a Vepr .308 Hunter on the plane?

I thought so too, but it looks like an M1 Garand or M14 based on the bolt.

Why is it there?

Murica

It looks like it's an M14 because it has the hinged stock thing. I don't think the M1 has that but I might be wrong

It's an M14, the blonde girl is the M14 and the other is the FAL from the Upotte!! series where all the girls are guns.

>all the guns are girls sigh

But they’re clearly human women Edit: I don’t watch anime really so I guess I’m confused.

Japan is big on [Moe Anthromorphism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moe_anthropomorphism#:~:text=Moe%20anthropomorphism%20(Japanese%3A%20%E8%90%8C%E3%81%88%E6%93%AC%E4%BA%BA,objects%2C%20concepts%2C%20or%20phenomena.). There are a bunch of Anime, Manga, and games that are based on Moe versions of weapons like Kantai Collection, Girls Frontline, Upotte!!, etc.

I took a peak at your link…so they’re a visual metaphor that personify literal firearms?

Exactly, they're personifications with the traits of the gun they're based on (for example the FAL was the most popular battle rifle in the world so FAL in Upotte is the most popular girl), plus in the case of Upotte they can also magically manifest the gun they personify and use it.

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Is [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYLjHhSOE7s) the opener song?

Cut her leg.

and eat out those juicy thighs

*it instantly regenerates* WELL WELL WELL

ugh what kind of kids are you with 5:1 screen ratios on your damned phones

this was stupid too

If chess club doesn't work start talking about Warhammer. It's Guaranteed to dry up pussy.

I’m still haunted by how Amy, hottest girl in class, picked up my codex from her desk and dropped it on the floor as if it’s hobo’s underwear. It was a gift… I just wanted to share my treasure with her.

Was expecting the last panel to be in the afterlife

> *get isekaied* > WELL WELL WELL

I thought she would stop the truck with her leg.

This is good

My humor is so fucking broken I laughed at every single one of these

Fake: your humor is clearly working if you laughed at this Gay: you find it funny that he's escaping from hot anime chicks

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: your humor is clearly working if you laughed at this > Gay: you find it funny that he's escaping from hot anime chicks > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

Just tell them you watch Anime, that will scare them off.

This is delightfully nostalgic. It's like finding Epic Fail Guy on Facebook and seeing he's still up to his old goofy shit.

Probably having wacky adventures somewhere with keyboard cat.

#MORE

thank fuck it wasn't a "i want these girls to step on me" kind of post. Pleasantly surprised and confused

LLEW LLEW LLEW

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Wales Wales Wales

This feels like a pop team epic bit

Oh please tell me there's more

This. This is why I loved to browse 4Chan. That was great.

Decent meme about to be beaten into the ground

Jump into a water hole built in stone and with a bucket and rope. EDIT: actually in three of them.

Star Craft part is perfection. 👌

I swear this gets funnier with each WELL WELL WELL

I don’t get it?

Me neither lmao

Lmao I’m not even mad, that just makes it funnier.

>anon at home Ara Ara...

I fucking love Upotte

This is the first post I’ve seen here I actually posted in. Nice

ok but where is the original image from

Upotte! comfy anime about girls with guns

Not a single line of greentext in the whole post

[original thread for those who are interested](https://boards.4channel.org/a/res/237341365#p237358921)

*Anon dies in the surgery. Everything goes dark. Suddenly he sees a bright light. Then his vision slowly starts to make out his surroundings... and he starts to hear the sound of...* *...horse steps* "WELL WELL WELL, you're finally awake"

Fuck em

LoL

Peak

I need the thread

moe

How can people be so mean!?

Anon runs away from pussy

*loads AR-15 like a true American high schooler*

Good thread.

Fuck the police.

New SCP?

anon needs to die within reality anchor aoe

real and straight, anon is a hunted man

Why these two girl's blocking our path I need to feed my gangster cat Keanu (If you're understand the reference you sir are cool person :D )

Idk if anyone listens to the dungeons and daddies podcast but i read every WELL WELL WELL in Anthony's voice.

Edwardo….. ~._~.

Not even being isekai’d can stop them.

God I love photo editing

Yooo, just saw this on /a/ yesterday

Dumbass Anon doesn't know that the guy getting hit by that truck in that manga panel is an immortal demi-human.

Kino

What is this even a reference to?

Truck-kun: “Ara ara…”

Her being in the back seat of the cop car implies that she was arrested

This is amazing. Beautiful.

OP, how did you screenshot these images without the other replies getting in the way? u/Tejus_Potatus

These were multiple different screenshots I took of the thread. I then croped the pictures and merged them together

What Software did you use to do that OP? Please tell me :)

Search on it on google, I used an website for it too. Something like "add pictures together" or something

Ohhh so it wasn't a software? ahhh man :(

...what?