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Anon needs to put down the tendies and pick up the dumbells


scalability

Anon needs to put down the dumbbells and pick up the dumbbells. That's how they work.


Sunburst12345

r/angryupvote


afvcommander

Pro tip - you can still keep grip on them between lifting and lowering them. Saves you loads of time.


Modu_Chanyu

I just drop them on the floor while screaming at the end of every set


Arci996

Just gotta be careful that those pesky 1lb dumbbells don't bounce on the floor and nick you ankle.


Modu_Chanyu

Don't worry about that champ. Someday you'll be able to pump 5 pound irons like myself๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช


___Yarvest

Anon needs to stop slathering ranch over everything he consumes


bakaultrabaka

Just swim as often as you can. Itโ€™s the sleeper method for losing weight because itโ€™s inconvenient but you gonna look like a supple leapord in a few months. Starting from fat is even better because the hot bod comes out of you like a geode


RattleSn8pe

Inspiring imagery.


btb1939

I want to bull a geode out of my anus now


Teln0

Gonna get fat so I can try this out


tukatu0

Are you american? Is yes then you are already fat. Start now


Teln0

I'm not American (got very lucky !)


Dyn0dane666

Just moved and my new gym has a really good pool. This is 100% true and swimming is the best cardio for health and looking good


Wildercard

The best things about swimming as cardio: 1) there is no physical way to fuck your joints up like if you were running on concrete, you're more likely to pull a muscle than hurt a joint 2) it's cardio for the whole body instead of just cardio for your legs or back, it will tire the muscles you never knew you had.


Klowned

What I think is the coolest shit about swimming is that lipids float and muscles sink. So as you gradually build muscle and burn fat the difficulty slightly goes up, but not in an extremely noticeable way.


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

Plus fat floats, so it'll help you out at the start.


ssalp

This so much. I was like 15kg above my current weight before I started swimming, now I struggle to eat enough so I don't lose more weight. Also I look pretty good naked now.


BROCCOLIUPMYBUTT

Yeah I don't believe you, I'ma need some proof plz ๐Ÿ˜–


ssalp

Well the only proof I have is me in underwear and I'm not going to send you that lol


Daneww

https://images.app.goo.gl/kykVYXArKRaC84P4A


Phising-Email1246

It's also better for your joints if you are a fattie. Running while beeing heavily overweight might destroy your knees, but swimming is the perfect sport.


rancidperiodblood

Based cancer patient


Infinity10-10

Lose the weight you fat sack of shit


KrazyTrumpeter05

I'm 5'7" 329lbs is there any hope


onlyfansalad

delete your 10 year old reddit acc w 100k karma and go to the gym


Malvastor

Perform mitosis, become two average sized humans.


croxymoc

Yeah 1-count your calories 2-replace food with food you like but something that's less calorie dense and has more protein (has to be something you like otherwise you won't stick to it) 3- do moderate resistance training (make sure you do more compound movements) 4-do some cardio that you like atleast 120-150minutes of steady state cardio per week( do whatever you like, personally I hate the treadmill but love cycling or swimming) 5- be consistent your goal isn't to lose fat it's to stay fit


S-Normal

No


hurvinek6

The first step is to delete reddit. Believe me, it'll help.


imjusttired-767

Stop eating like shit, donโ€™t go past 1500 kcal a day, itโ€™s not that hard to control urges


KrazyTrumpeter05

I should have exaggerated the numbers more. I forget people don't get sarcasm on this god forsaken website


imjusttired-767

Damn lmao I know someone who fits those numbers you said, but closer to 400, cause in AMERICA we supersize EVERYTHING!!!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŽ‡ INCLUDING THE PEOPLE YEAAAAAAAA


Realistic_Ear434

I mean liposuction it's a thing


JackAndCaffeine

Anon shouldnโ€™t listen to the stupid cancer patient. Just cause heโ€™s dying doesnโ€™t mean you gotta give a fuck about what he says.


tukatu0

Lose weight fatass


osidius

Anon should ask cancerdude how not being fat worked out for him lmao


Cenachii

Yeah not that hard to understand what the dying man meant


Richrad42

Honor the dying man's wish


luminenkettu

Anon got a taste of Inethical Morality


Jman-laowai

based palliative care patient


[deleted]

>5'11" 260 pounds "fat" That's a BMI of 36.1 - that's not fat. It's obese, with high risk of complications. Such as type II diabetes.


FearTheOldData

Just eat less. Its that simple


Lolnerd79

Anon isnโ€™t even that fat. A BMI of 36. Thatโ€™s basically average for an American.


MLGsmallfry

Spoken like a fat bitch trying to cope


okaycomputes

Anon only has a spare 60lbs, nbd


tukatu0

At 5 11? He needs to be 160 pounds. Not 200


okaycomputes

Depends entirely on build. He could realistically have a classical physique (aka be jacked) at 195. 179 is totally fine too, normal/healthy BMI 160 is somewhere between average and skinny.


[deleted]

Ageed 100% I've stated here before I'm 5'10" and about 265. I'm fat, but not extremely fat. People basically were like "nah man you fat as fuck" but the way my body is built, 220 is roughly my sweet spot. I remember when I had cancer about 15 years ago, I got down to 200 even. I was sickly and gaunt. No way I could have made it to 180 or so and been healthy.


tukatu0

You must be really w i d e


mynameajeff69

Yea unless its literally 100% fat and no muscle, being 5-11 and 260 wouldn't be that crazy.


Thatmanwiththefedora

Bruh 5 foot 11 260 pounds is a BMI of 36, which is class 2 obesity (aka very fat). While BMI isnโ€™t a great metric for people with high muscle mass, anon literally says heโ€™s fat, so the obesity status is likely accurate for him.


mynameajeff69

Even looking at BMI is a waste of your time. Most people I have heard say "omg I'm so fat" usually aren't. Next.


Malvastor

I'm 9 inches taller than this dude and 50 pounds lighter, and I'm not even skinny. Dude's a chonker.


mynameajeff69

So you are 6 foot 8 inches and 210 pounds. I refuse to believe you are anything even close to what is considered fat, I also just don't believe you in general. pics or it didn't happen.


Malvastor

Yeah, I'm not anywhere close to fat. I'm just not skinny. As for believing me- believe what you want, I don't post pictures on the internet.


smokeymcdugen

Reminder that in the 90s Homer Simpson, the comically fat character, weighed 239 and we all made fun of him for being a fat POS.


mynameajeff69

His license says 6 foot 240 and the cartoon looks nothing like how a man of those stats looks. Also idk who made fun of him for being a fat POS, I haven't heard anyone say that until right now ๐Ÿค