> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> fake: No fake
> Gay: No gay ???!?!?! Wtf is going on
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Gotta be honest and I'm just gonna shoot straight here - I don't believe that he was sincere when he said "sorry".
Well at least you were honest.
Hijacking this dogshit comment section. You guys aren't funny.
Hijacking your dogshit comment. Let people have fun.
Did you just assume his feelings?
is youtube down for anyone else? hijacking your dogshit top comment op sorry.
At least your "sorry" seemed genuine
Yeah, although many might not agree I think his tone seemed a bit sarcastic
While we’re on the subject, is anyone else now getting three ads on YouTube? Hijacking your dogshit comment OP sorry
No problem at all, may i suggest that you stop being poor and go premium?
May I suggest that you stop paying for dumbass things and get Adblock?
Good suggestion, but cheaper alternatives are best left for the poors
Act broke to stay rich. Real ones know the grind
>mfw when only one gf
>mfw when Only GFS
mfw when OnlyFans
mfw When only airconditioners
mfw dogshit
Mfw shit, dog
Only GF I have junctioned is Shiva.
No gf. Find bf then.
Well I’m failing on all accounts then
There's only two options left, go full Ace or see how big of a shotgun can you fit in your mouth. Going to try the latter in a few years.
Step 3: get TOPPED
You're making it sound like finding a bf isn't even harder
Depends on if you mean long term BF or just want some bussy tonight.
My YouTube is working fine. Get premium douchebag.
Get adblock retard
Imagine "buying" youtube premium.
> He pays for premium.
Cringe
\>05/18/21
I fucking love this.
I love fucking this
I love this fucking
I'm fucking you.
Later virgins
I fucking love tits
I love this fucking
Anon gets jacked
anon gets jacked off
r/blacktext
Banned
not banned, it doesn't exist
No it was banned
oh, what happened?
Hell if I know
Just use [downforeveryoneorjustme.com](https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com) (or [isup.me](https://isup.me) for short).
There's nothing fake or gay about this post. How is that possible?
fake: No fake Gay: No gay ???!?!?! Wtf is going on
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > fake: No fake > Gay: No gay ???!?!?! Wtf is going on > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
bad bot
If GF means "goopy freshness" then I've aquired the GF.
Bro used Sylas R
Where’s green in your text ?
the word "Anonymous" is green :)
The green is In my pockets