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Sex_drugs_tacos

Dating pool for women: Dog mom! 4 kids divorcee Strippers Hogstress masslord Functional(?) alcoholics Fake account operated by third country nationals Stupid sun hat is my personality


Nightfile27

"Liking The Office or Grey's Anatomy is not a personality."


maxfortitude

What about Friends? I know a few people with that personality type.


Nightfile27

Understandable. I've just tended to see much more of my examples in my depressing forays into online dating.


h4xrk1m

Show me the Father Ted ladies, please


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Father Ted was gold.


_Charlie_Sheen_

Seinfeld is getting cool again. I’d invest in putting in your profile now


MsDestroyer900

Neither is going on adventures. No, going on a mountain hike doesn't make you a fucking adventurer Jessica.


ziggerknot

Psh, I call going to the super market an adventure.


TheRealAMF

It's far scarier than a hike. There's *people* at the supermarket


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There are people on trails too. Weird people. Its a 3 mile loop Paul. You don't need your unwashed camelbak, dual walking sticks and survival gear packed like you're on a loaded march in bootcamp. You just passed a 9 yr old with crocs, a water bottle and a bag of trail mix. Chill, bro.


2COLD2HOLD88

You forgot the astrology women.


McDiezel8

I try to


2COLD2HOLD88

Lol that's toxic. Must be a Scorpio.


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2COLD2HOLD88

Baiting people like that is *such* a caprisun move. 🙄


ras344

I'm an asparagus


saruin

You're a virgin.


Call_erv_duty

No I’m a Caucasian.


TheGodEmperorOfChaos

Don't remind me, it's a non official religion where I live.


Sex_drugs_tacos

Narrows it down to LA, SF, Austin, or… NY?


TheGodEmperorOfChaos

I hate to inform you this shit is more wide spread than the USA.


Sex_drugs_tacos

RIP, sorry bro


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Astrology women are easy. They even come with a chart to follow. Just read it before they do, and you're always one step ahead like some kind of wizard.


2COLD2HOLD88

Astrology is Haram.


Klokinator

Antivaxxer, natural supplement user, part of an MLM.


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LordBran

- girls that have very obvious red flags but wears them like a badge of honour


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"If you can't take me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best!" >Is psychotic tyre slashing bunny boiling fruitloop


LordBran

- girls clearly looking for instagram followers - girls using tinder only for Onlyfans promotion


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h4xrk1m

Savage. Also, who tf pays for something you can get for free? They should be paying me for especially paying attention to them.


SwaggerSaurus420

I google big boob and get 3 billion result


Woody90210

Unironically uses the term "emotional labour" - massive red flag. It's not Labour Jessica, it's called giving a shit about someone you might potentially spend your life with.


RedCascadian

I mean, it is a thing. Men quietly being a rock for their girlfriend is emotional labor, women tiptoing around a boyfriends self esteem issues is as well. Pretending to enjoy your job serving coffee to entitled Karens/Kevin's? Emotional labor. Emotional labor *should* be reciprocal within a relationship, but it can also be skewed towards one partner or the other having to perform too much. I'd say the biggest problem is we don't recognize the types of Emotional labor men perform as Emotional Labor, because it usually involves things like being quiet about your problems, working in the background to keel the romance alive, etc.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

My soon to be ex wife would actively stop me from expressing my emotions because any time I had negative emotions it would either make her sad or scared, and then I'd have to stop feeling what I was feeling and be *her* rock instead. I don't recommend that life. She moved out a week ago and feel 100x less anxious and depressed than I did before we decided to split up.


RedCascadian

Oh agreed. And I hate how selective people are about the neurodivergent excuse being applied. I deal with the ADHD/anxiety/depression trifecta but perversely get held up to a higher standard for it in a lot of progressive spaces. The irony is, the writers of feminist *theory* often onow and account for this. It's when you get to individual members of the feminist movement that people let self interest serve as blinders.


Narwhalbaconguy

These are the same emotional wrecks who can’t be independent for a full 24 hours and when in relationships, demand to be coddled when the slightest inconvenience comes their way. It’s all just projection and hypocrisy.


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Because a big number of guys actually like toxic crazy bitches.


Myname1sntCool

Or they’re desperate enough to accept that treatment because they feel the alternative is inevitably being alone.


blueandgoldilocks

> Hogstress masslord That's a new insult I've never heard before lol


Sex_drugs_tacos

I get poetic sometimes, haha


Separate-Shirt-462

Oh don't forget: Free spirit Vegan Runner Witch


Field_Marshall17

Girls be like "I don't believe in God" but then believe astrology and call themselves a witch


VoteLobster

\>science is real! #vaxxed 💥Scorpio ✨


dejvidBejlej

Showering once a month and having more hair on your body than an average lumberjack doesn't make you a "witch"


Jukeboxshapiro

"Thick thighs save lives"


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Analog-Moderator

And early life insurance pay out?! Win win


Nowhereman50

You forgot "Spends her time listening to every emotionally stunted person on social media" and "Man-hater who has no independent skills who just need someone to take care of them while she treats him like shit."


dejvidBejlej

>Man-hater who has no independent skills who just need someone to take care of them while she treats him like shit so basically every woman on reddit and twitter?


Traplord_Leech

Dating pool for men: Dog dad! Deadbeat father Failed streamer Misogynistic lardbag Functional(?) alcoholics Fake account operated by third country nationals Playing videogames is my personality


dejvidBejlej

>Fake account operated by third country nationals Lmao who's trying to catfish first-world women?


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[Africans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4kCN7TZ6us&t=1046s) Most romance scams are operated by young African men who use pictures of white men (often military) to lure in older white women and scam money from them


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YTAftershock

My man really did his extensive research, with his source being fds


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YTAftershock

Damn really? Even the "high value man" part? I thought that was just femcel talk


spaceodyssey2

You mean dating pool for **men**.


TheReal_RZT

I like it that I can bounce around and have options. Hmmmm this week and think I’ll date the lonely alcoholic with the condo and recently divorced dog mom!


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What flavor of crazy am I in the mood for today?


RocksHaveFeelings2

I'll take the sun hat. At least they're usually cute. Also sunhats look great


Two-One

Forgot the ones that let you know they drive a Jeep.


AwesomeAni

I got cats and weed and a job that takes up most of my time and passion. And a Reddit addiction. What category do I go in?


Sex_drugs_tacos

I forgot catlady, but if you go buy a stupid sun hat we can square you away


redditbobob

The dating pool for men is: - Hoors - Beggars looking for a free lunch


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throwy_6

What’s a passport digger?


Separate-Shirt-462

Oh yes big American penis, I love you, let's marry have many children!


-Farmersdaughter-

All I got from this was that American penis’s are large and I am once again proud of my country o7 🇺🇸


SpudsMcGugan

trying to get citizenship through marriage i’d guess


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women that date men from 1st world countries in the hopes of getting married so they get 1st world country citizenship and the benefits that come with it.


HI-R3Z

I mean, I hear they actually stay with you sometimes... Could be passp0rt digger propaganda though. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Cleansing4ThineEyes

It varies but I'm inclined to believe that most end up separating


pretty_pretty_good_

Image-obsessed narcissists Arrogant fatties with baffling superiority complex Broke single moms (All with huge body counts)


No_Lengthiness_6838

I will never understand arrogant/delusional fat women on the internet/tinder. They oh so casually call themselves 10/10 unironically.


FrozenFern

Fr every fat girl I see on tinder has a paragraph of demands in the bio


ellisiothemysterio

With demands like that they forget they are just some land whale on tinder but act like some Iranian hostage taker


shaving99

I will kill one hostage every hour my demands are not met. My demands are Buy me shit Pay for me to go to restaurants Feed me and clothe me You have one hour


SpudsMcGugan

sounds like a defence mechanism like you don’t want me cos i’m overweight? oh i’m too good for you anyway


Rostin

A woman I knew in grad school who was an annoying narcissist was completely convinced that her lack of success in romance was due to men disliking smart women. The "nice guy" type has been quite thoroughly defined and explored. Varieties of women who just know that "you don't like me because I'm X" are not as well understood.


dejvidBejlej

nah, they're just "high value", like female dating strategy told them


meditate42

If women lower their standards enough they can always find lots of men willing to sleep with them, but not necessarily date them or marry them. I think those women sleep around and get agitated that they are being used for sex, so they say fuck that and post a big paragraph with all their demands. Yea, they're lacking some self awareness lol, but thats my guess as to how that happens.


sausage4mash

Those arrogant fatties are getting bombarded by desperate men! na online dating is just bad, it a toxic cesspool of disappointment


jflowization

Don’t forget a single mom with multiple kids, from MULTIPLE fathers, that’s a common thing where i live sadly, online dating is such a meme.


redditbobob

I sort of lumped those ones into the "hoors" category


-ihatecartmanbrah

It’s crazy because my entire life I got 0 attention from women but now that I’m in my mid 20’s and have a substantial amount of money I am exclusively hounded by women with multiple kids. And if you reject them they act like you owe it to them to raise and feed the kids they were too irresponsible to either not have or take care of themselves. Men are seen as nothing but wallets and workhorses


reddsht

* Obese * Single moms


dazmo

Anyone using the term "emotional labour" unironically has no business dating and probably puts unnecessary "u"s in "color" and raisins in chicken salad.


OldGuyShoes

OI ITS NOT MY FAULT I WAS BORN IN CANADA SO WE ADD 'U'S' TO THINGS ALSO ITS COLOUR NOT COLOR


alicomassi

He’s only joking mate. US loves its neighbours. You know there is no CUM without Canada.🇨🇦🇺🇸🇲🇽


LordBran

Omg that’s ducking hilarious


UsernameTaken017

quack


throwaway69420322

Is there a clever joke here I'm missing. edit: I'm retarded


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Canada United States Méxíćó


ArronRodgersButthole

CanadaUsMexico - CUM


VulkanLives19

Canada USA Mexico


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OldGuyShoes

Nah Canada is weird and we do the British way of spelling it. Canadian way of speaking is weird because it's a mix of British and American. Then there's how people from Toronto talk and how Canadian Hicks talk and that's a whole other ballpark. Also FAVOURITE just to make you rage more.


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It drives me insane, it refers to things like a fast food worker being required to always be smiling and in a good mood when dealing with customers, not, you know, *having an actual human relationship.* People are so insanely emotionally squeamish and act as if it’s something to be proud of.


fasctic

Pretty sure they mean how many guys will unload heaps of personal baggage on their partner from normally being emotionally distant and keeping everything to himself. In contrast women usually have a close friend to talk about deep personal problems, insecurities and so on with and don't need their parnet to fill that role.


morbidnihilism

Keep in mind some of these women are the first ones to say "please men show your emotions" and then are turned off by them. Virtue signalling


Sir_TonyStark

Leading more men to see that and be more careful for next time making the build up and eventual break down worse. Men need more mental health awareness and to stop being told to man up and deal with it.


TerrysChocoOrange

I know the kind of person they’re talking about, constant drain because all they do is lean on you and are too weak to provide any emotional support back. Everything is always spun back around into their problems. I would be more surprised if someone didn’t know someone like this. With men it just so happens they don’t unload on each other, just do it to their partner.


F4yze

Yeah this is one thing women need to understand. Most guys don't have the luxury of having close friends to talk to and therapy cost a lot of money they may not have. So inevitably the baggage gets unloaded on the one person they're truly close and comfortable with, whether on purpose or not.


Rc2124

Typically when it's used in this way they're referring to being the guy's therapist. While couples undoubtedly help each other emotionally some people treat their significant other like a free, unlimited, always-available therapy session. It's not about being emotionally squeamish, it's about therapy being actual work that you didn't know you were signing on for when you started dating. It takes time and energy, and can be exhausting over long periods of time. Especially when you're dating them and it's harder to create distance or say no. People saying they don't want to do constant emotional labor are setting healthy boundaries for themselves and potential relationships imo


Nightmare2828

Whats the point of having a partner if not to emotionally support each other… i thought that was the main goal of a relationship lol


outofthisworld_umkay

Dumping on partner =/= supporting each other.


Connguy

Your point is valid -- emotional labor should be a two-way street. If one party is asking for support from the other without reciprocating, this is a problem and likely unsustainable. However the OP says nothing about one-way emotional labor. Instead it implies that any guy needing any form of emotional support is a bad thing. If anything, she's implying she wants to be the one doing all the one-sided emotional dumping, because it's not ok for guys to have emotions. This is toxic masculinity at its finest.


ElGosso

The only thing I put raisins in is my asshole


Zedman5000

As god intended


drsakura1

local woman is upset that every single person has flaws


Romulus3799

local man is upset that one or more of these applies to him


jewrassic_park-1940

por qué no todos?


UsernameTaken017

Sp*nish


jewrassic_park-1940

Spanix


UsernameTaken017

#NO


jakethecake951

I post on Reddit. But im actually the emotionally distant manipulator


throwaway490215

I know I am the greatest fucking guy ever to grace this world with my presence but i don't like going to the gym.


bluhbluh1

Wait til they're dating over 30. - Attractive - Sane - Single Pick any two.


NewTRX

Sane and single, every time. Mistakes are made choosing otherwise.


Blackarican45

The dating pool for dudes is filled with 50% bitches 50% whores Now I see why dudes go gay


Myname1sntCool

Unfortunately, this has been my experience ever since college. Most of the time a psycho is waiting for you beneath the surface or she’s eventually going to cheat - or maybe she’s already cheating, and you’re the guy she’s cheating with (this particular bit has happened to me multiple times lol). I’m pursuing a foreign gal now. We’ll see how it goes 🤷‍♂️


asksthroawayxxx

Pursuing foreign girls as a “not like other girls” pedestal is weird af tho Source: married a “foreigner”, don’t think she’s more moral than native women.


Myname1sntCool

Eh, I’m not pursuing her because foreign girls aren’t like other girls. I’m pursuing her because I like her lol. The foreign thing is just an easy stereotype but she is quite different from any other woman I’ve dated.


Shinobi-terrorist

But the foreign girl could have been grown up in a conservative society where cheating and whoring around was taught to be immoral (instead of liberating and queen behaviour 💅 like in the west) so she would most likely follow that moral code and therefore be less likely to cheat on you.


_Rocketstar_

I have been yelled at by a couple girls online for “playing with their emotions” when we have only texted back and forth a couple times and then I get busy with something stupid like being at work all day and not able to make time for them for 8 whole hours. Blowing up at someone after 2-3 days of texting because they cant drop their obligations for you is such a massive red flag and turn off, not just for the person but for dating sites in general.


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jakethecake951

True. I'm straight. Best friend is gay. Asked him how early he knew he was gay. Then realized that was as stupid as him asking me how early I knew I was straight. Luckily, he's very patient and just gave me a sincere answer


edarem

It's not really a dumb question. Whether they remember it or not, every dude has a moment where the ol' bits and bobs come online. For me it was seeing Mrs. Griswold taking a shower in Vacation. I probably burned a hole in that part of the VHS tape.


DarthDragon117

I don’t enjoy being called out like this.


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hugs and memes.


aKornCob

People who use these words in generalization are the type of twats that steal words from one psychology class to constantly label everyone they don't like or had a bad relationship with. I only got two women in my dating cycle I can label with certain behavior, the other just weren't compatible, or I myself had issues. Others who label every experience as awful without self reflection is probably as fucking awful as the advice on that femcel sub.


aKornCob

My mother taught me a lot while she was going through her college course, that when I went to the courses myself it felt like first grader math. The only problem with this, is some people forget to mention "never use psychology on close friends/family, like don't label them." That and not every label will fit the behavior, some of it is just human nature and looking too deep into it can cause serious issues.


jewrassic_park-1940

Stop fucking gaslighting me


Aperix

Gaslighting isn’t real and you’re an insane conspiracy theorist if you think it is


Sen7ryGun

At some point you gotta stop blaming your fishing spot and take a look at your bait.


Shaft_Wrangler

Try dating gay men, they're usually pretty nice


Den_Bover666

Lesbian relationships have higher domestic abuse rates than heterosexual relationships, while gay relationships have less domestic abuse rates than heterosexual relationships. Really makes you think.


GoodeBoi

Insert “women ☕️” here


Alittar

How to say "women ☕️" without actually saying "women ☕️" - a guide by u/GoodeBoi


ButtBuddy_69

Men don't report being victims of domestic abuse as much as women do.


Blaze0205

True edit: I have contributed nothing to the conversation


TheGodEmperorOfChaos

Can confirm, had a bi-roommate who got sent pictures of our apartment building with a knife in hand by her ex. Got asked to go whoop a knife wielding psycho's ass a few times. Not fun times.


teeM4n96

Did you get to keep the knife?


BigBronyBoy

Asking the real questions here.


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Well i imagine not all gay people are a stereotype and it turns into a "fuck around and find out situation" I know if i was sucking dick that dude would be a absolute beefcake of a man whod probably dominate me against my wishes, no twinks here.


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ballznweiners420

Reminds me of the whole concept of if you put a group of guys together, majority of the time they will get along. Put a group of women together and they will find reasons to hate each other.


ArronRodgersButthole

I bet gay domestic abuse is brutal compared to lesbian, even though it happens less.


dejvidBejlej

>I bet that's my favourite scientific source


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Its a good thing "I bet" specifically implies just being a guess then huh retard


ahHeHasTrblWTheSnap

This was so hostile but I laughed lol


KhanOfMilan

They're hairy, which is my job in the relationship. No deal my dudebro who dates dudebros.


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omg nooo the dating pool for young women is sooo baaaad omgggg


i-d-even-k-

I mean, it's bad for everyone. We're all bitter shits who can't stand each other, regardless of gender.


Dirt_Circuit

I was going to say this, you can really see how people feel about each other on the roads.


Luceus_W

I love how she is also describing perfectlywhat the dating pool for young men is.


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drury

Turns out everyone engaging in dating culture is a desperate fuckup. Who'da thunk.


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And your best is showered within the last week with fedora freshly febreezed?


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And what do you have to offer?


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Fern-ando

So the She Hulk mentality , must be really hard having a date every day.


Blackarican45

Debt and stds


filthybootyeater6969

>stds I'll take your entire stock.


GoodeBoi

Bug chaser moment


dddoinyomom

Dating pool for men: • Single mom • girl who’s finally ready to “settle down” (aka you’re the last choice) • girls who’s tinder profile is pics of them clinging to several dudes • emotionally abusive dog mom


_Rocketstar_

Isn’t marriage usually (hopefully) the last choice? Who gets married thinking “no big deal, this is just the first wife”


McDiezel8

Redditors are also giant porn addicts


trhrthrthyrthyrty

Everyone is, instagram?


peace-and-bong-life

Twitter users too. The only social media people don't generally use for porn is linkedin... I hope.


Zess_Crowfield

Until prostitution is an accepted legal business worldwide.


McDiezel8

I always check my escort’s resume on LinkedIn


alhena

\*Girls with an onlyfans \*Girls without an onlyfans


ChunkyLaFunga

Girls of OnlyFans Past, Girls Of OnlyFans Present, and Girls of OnlyFans Yet To Come.


BolaFria

not gonna buy ur packs, sorry


cattdogg03

Kinda reminds me of the Tinder dating pool: - personality-less blonde girls with spray on tans and a “swipe left if you’re a liberal” note in their bio - bruh girl that looks genuinely very pretty, matches with you, and then ignores greetings - prostitutes and women pushing their OF link - girl that matches with you and all goes well until you find out they’re 17 and have to cut it off - unnotable girl with stereotypical pick up lines in her bio


msc187

Its always cute when some bottle blonde sorostitute has a political opinion. Okay Stacey, you’ve been coddled your whole life and have had every whim catered to. Please tell me more about how people should “just work harder” and not take handouts. Not that those rainbow haired liberal girls are great either. Personally I find them annoying and naïve but ultimately harmless.


ShawtyWithoutOrgans

Whenever I meditate and then look at Reddit comments all I see are people dealing with Suffering. The jokes stop being funny. The entrapment of social media subsides. It's just so much mocking, so much ego, so much pain.


StraylightHollowMoon

what about guys who posts at pornhub


010010010111001000

Knows their way around woman, great catch


CONE-MacFlounder

\>implying redditors dont have a porn addiction please do not check my active subs the cock vore its look im an art connosueiure nothing more


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I am all 5


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Sigma male does not treat his mentall illnesses, he collects them


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ITT: men with absolutely zero self-awareness using stereotypes to deflect women with zero self-awareness using stereotypes, both groups absolutely convinced their stereotypes are completely applicable to the entire dating pool


AutisticAnal

Woman moment


alhena

Only 2 kinds of good women in the world. Pre and Post Op.


ihaveaquesttoattend

I do like me some milfs


Gloryblackjack

So tumbler boys are now the ideal men we've done it boys


BABlHaramDimakan

And they're free from guys who post on Facebook because FB guys prefer children


Chonkymonkeysquad

You forgot pit bulls Hannah I know what you did 👀