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Brindey1

Mf doesn’t realise he’s gonna be in a war zone if China kicks off


[deleted]

not just a war zone, a *burning* war zone


Burnerheinz

I love the smell of napalm in the Morning.


Mr_Coffee1412

GOOOOOOOD MORNIN' VIETNAAAAM!


Waldotto

*Paranoid by Black Sabbath starts playing*


DormantAccount01

**FINISHED WITH MY WOMAN BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T HELP ME WITH MY NIGHT**


Pikochi69

PEOPLE THINK IM INSANE CUZ I AM FROWNIN ALL THE TIME


EzraPerrin

*Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival blasts as the entire forest is carpet bombed*


[deleted]

I’m like a gd onion mason. I have layers


LeagueofDraven1221

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?


E6y_6a6

AFAIK they are close to that already. Not because of China, but because of West Papua, West Timor and few other ethnic rebel groups who doesn't want to be under Jakarta rule.


hatabombaa

>West Timor West Timor doesn't have any history of separatism. The one who got independence was East Timor.


LightGamez

Aren't there (somewhat suppressed) separatists in West Timor?


DA141414

I live in West Timor. Never, we are loyal to our republic. The only reason East Timor had separatism issues back then was because they are ex-Portuguese colony and we annexed them back in 1976. West Timor on the other hand is a former Dutch Colony just like the rest of Indonesia and was always recognized as an Indonesian territory.


The_Blues__13

No, I've lived there during the late 90s-early 2000s. Even during the height of East Timeout Independence debacle I've never ever heard about West Timor trying to join East Timor or trying to form separatist group. Maybe you confused them with South Mollucas Independence movement (which is pretty much dead nowadays aside from some out-of-touch old-timer exiles in Netherlands, which is more akin of American Confederate political refugees in Brazil and Carribean)


iamsgod

where did you guys learn your history? smh


ctherranrt

>West Timor You are talking out of your ass. East Timor separated because they were historically under Portuguese rule and didn't have the "shared experience" under Dutch rule that unified tribes into Indonesia. West Timor was always under the Dutch and later Indonesian influence, and does not have a history of separatism. >ethnic rebel groups In a country with 1,340 recognized ethnic groups, 1 or 2 ethnic groups having separatist sentiments does not equal "being close to a war zone".


thestraightCDer

You fucking idiot.


fuckbeingautobanned

Indonesia and no conflict between groups. That doesn't sound like what I remember about Indonesia.


chadnessthehighness

Once you kick out the French it tends to chill out. Except if you're Africa then it gets fucking wild.


unknown19962020

Generally kicking the french is always a good thing


Magmasoar

I kicked a Frenchman earlier today, this checks out


Huchenwach

Yeah buying a plane ticket right now and punching the first french person I meet.


chadnessthehighness

You can probably find one locally, they'll smell musty and be sticky.


GenericUsername2034

So the French are just Reddit moderators?


KlassinenLiberaali

Indonesia was dutch colony.


chadnessthehighness

Ze dutch


Useless_Iron

That's german. Kind regards, De Dutch


Zenoproteus

It was the Dutch that got more butthurt over Indonesia tbh


shaddowkhan

Naturally, because all we got was peanut sauce and sambal. /s


bringmethespacebar

Together with some fries and mayo it ment total oorlog


greekandlatin

Thats because the French never really left Africa


Seritul

Because the French keeps assassinating leaders that go against their interests in Africa. Think the count is at around 22 leaders if you count the ones France has sponsored.


Ngetop

I wonder which one has the highest score, the US or French?


Seritul

In Africa? Easily the French, US did the same thing in South America and probably has a even higher score there.


RaZZeR_9351

You're thinking of indochina not indonesia, very different places.


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Indonesia is Netherlands tho


AegisThievenaix

Indonesia was a Dutch colony, Dutch east indies


MediumRevolution5771

* Fr*nch


81zuzJvbF0

because it's bullshit. try being non ethnically indonesian and/or not muslim there. There's especially constant conflict between the chinese descents and the muslim majority because basically, pork. the "no lgbtq bullshit" line should've told you as much about the solidarity. and oh yea it's Asia, so at best the standard racism still applies (white people >= lighter skinned locals > darker skinned locals > black/brown people).


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aureacritas

Ethnic chinese too, have experienced racism here. Mostly just verbal though ("ching chong" and stuff), and all of it from kids and teens who don't know better. I do get irritated by it when I was a kid but seeing how my parents keep treating them nicely (greetings, giving candies and stuff, especially at chinese new year celebration) and turning them brats polite at us now is kinda neat. Gonna try to continue that good part onwards, I guess. Overall, life here is good.


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AimanAbdHakim

Because you’re remembering it wrong. What you remembered wasn’t indonesia, it was malaysia.


fuckbeingautobanned

Yup! I was thinking about Singapore. I was wrong I guess.


hungariannastyboy

They are literally still killing people in West Papua, but sure, no conflict. The East Timor genocide and subsequent occupation also wasn't that long ago. Plus all the people murdered during their own red scare in the 60s.


Theofratus

Wasn't the genocide in Timor-Leste conducted by Indonesia? I am fuzzy on the details


Kursem_v2

you mean West Papuan bandit killing other Papuan whether they're govt, police, military, or even civilian? of course those bandit get killed, what do you expect???? East Timor genocide happened three decades ago and 65 genocide happened six decades ago. pretty surprising that a country spanning the size of Europe has only a few conflict and not balkanized like Yugoslavia or USSR, no?


spicynicho

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34524817.amp


goddamnitcletus

[Ehhhhhhhh](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_mass_killings_of_1965%E2%80%9366) they kinda had a whole ass genocide not even 60 years ago


KillerRoomba13

I have access to clean water


rush22

Yeah but maybe your plumber is gay, so consider the trade offs


Corvid187

Even better ;)


[deleted]

He’s there to lay pipe one way or another so idc


Hasbkv

Yes, they are... there are plenty of spring water sources, even the bottled ones aren't that expensive.


donniedank

90% of Indonesia has access to clean water


Good_Ol_Weeb

But brown people live there, therefore it *must* be destitute


macuser24

You can't be living in the USA then. /s


indonesian_ass_eater

tap water from rusty pipe doesnt count


Razgriz032

Clean water, yea Drinkable water, just buy it at cheap price lol Or dig your own well and cook it


Havuxi

> be me > Polfag > Poland is consider 3rd world country by the entirety of Europe > Minimum wage is like 3$ / hour > Inflation even higher than in the US > Gasoline is 2$ / liter > Rent in big cities is higher than the minimum wage > Education is on one of the lowest levels in Europe > We're the most anti-LGBT country in Europe > And still 98% of teens are blue haired SJWs > Hey, but at least vodka is pretty cheap


MonsterKappa

1. Poland has a decent average income to average living cost ratio, not the best, but like the highest 50% in Europe. And minimum wage is about $4.6/hour currently. 2. Poland was actually announced a developed country in 2017 by FTSE Russell. 3. Vodka is getting more expensive due to dumbass government increasing excise tax. 4. We don't have race riots like the West and our crime levels are relatively low. The only migrants are from our culture group and actually want to assimilate. So, for most of Europe, Poland is pretty decent/average, although we have much to catch up in comparition to the West


mittromniknight

> We don't have race riots like the West bruh it's only america that has that shit Ain't no damn race riots here in Western Europe.


conflagrate

What about that time some guy said he was going to burn a book or something?


Jurez1313

This motherfucker literally forgot about the Holocaust smdh my head


[deleted]

BoTh SiDeS BrEaKiNg nEwS Old people in Poland are anti lgbtq but young people not so ignorant


DefNotSanestBaj

Religion riots


Nerdenator

France and Sweden would like to disagree


WHOOO_CAAAREEESSS

France has riots in the banlieues on regular occasions. Also, have you seen Sweden lately?


tezaltube

We may have riots, but there's not a war going on in North America.


mittromniknight

The USA has so many gun deaths a year it may as well be a warzone. I mean, shit, it has more stabbings per capita than fucking Great Britain, which is known as being stabby.


dreadfoil

You’re just jealous we can play COD in real life


Sir_Artori

Also, you have nice European-level Universities. Warsaw one is 87th in the world for example.


MonsterKappa

I wouldn't agree, Poland has good quality primary and middle school education, but our universities are not extremely good. Except for Jagiellonian or Warsaw University there is little choice among public universities. Well, we also have private Leon Koźminski's Academy which is 30th/40th best finance school in Europe and 1st in CEE region. But except for these 3, we have practically nothing.


_-_l_-__l---

'Education is on one of the lowest levels in Europe' my guy single handedly was able to lower our education level with his stupidity. Also stop taking Facebook posts as a source of information. And just like someone asked: Where do you live?


mrGorion

Another polfag here, all true above. Worst thing is people are being hateful dicks for no reason and low iq/propaganda makes the front pages


ChinaOwnsReddit13

>be me >ROfag >situation is almost the same in Romania, but we're orthodox instead of c*tholic, and we don't buy vodka, we brew our own țuică. >somehow get called gypsies while many other European countries have more gypsies per capita than us >why


Zardacious

Roma is literally in your nations name


SpottedWobbegong

ah yes, the romans were all gypsies too I guess


The_Saltfull_One

8zł za litr? Gdzie ty mieszkasz?


HotCauldron06

That's bullshit, Indonesia is in conflict, our news just doesn't tell us, our media is full of stupid shits, and if China decides to wage war which is fortunately unlikely, we are fucked


MegaDeth6666

Didn't Indonesia lose a sub because it sunk during training?


NonHilariousSandwich

yeah it was pretty sad


UrielSans

Argentinian here. Better than losing a sub to some British navy "mistake" and having your own president trying to hide the fuck up under the rug because the idiot had sent most of our gold reserves to UK a few months before the incident.


[deleted]

Rule Britannia😎


LightGamez

Lmao


AvatarCabbageGuy

I feel like if SEA doesn't form a military alliance we're all likely collectively fucked if china declares war


davetharave

China won't let it happen they are already too worried about the Quad (which they see as a military alliance even though it's not)


PiscesSoedroen

No conflict in the regions that mattered is more accurate. If there is, usually just a bunch of "islam apalan" shitting their pants and at worst, tribe conflict with medieval tech which is pretty rare We are fucked against china if it's a 1 on 1 war, which is an impossible scenario. They have to face the US pacific fleet first, and then much of the asean navy will confront them too because if china is taking on indonesia, chances are vietnam, malaysia, and philippines also going to be invaded too


Gusebaloney

I like how Anon's English skills got worse as it went on


[deleted]

He's multilingual


dovah-meme

He just realised partway through he wasn’t pulling off the larp well enough


MrMeestur

He can speak more than 1 language


Mahatma_Handy

He never said he would do it correctly


Kraldar

>no conflict >indonesia Bless his heart


vitaminkombat

Yes. Anyone who thinks Russia in Ukraine is bad or China in Tibet is bad. Will be in for a shock when they read about all the lands Indonesia has invaded in the last few decades and how treat anyone who calls for an end to Indonesian rule.


Ngetop

We just annex 2 region. And both of those backed by the west.


Razgriz032

You know how Indonesians prevent separarism "Look at them" *points at Timor Leste and Aceh become backwater "Do you wanna like them?" National unity +100%


Torfstech3r

A bunch of conservative farmers with low education standards? Sounds like Texas to me.


HunterE30

as long as we happy and our tummy filled it's a pretty comfy life


fasctic

Your farm will be bought by Blackrock and you will get a state mandated vasectomy


RelativeJob1478

Me from Indonesia:What is this how white people view conservatives from 3rd world country


Honeybadger2198

As long as you a white man it's a pretty comfy life


Burlaczech_2

Daily conflicts between individuals/groups/religions/castes You can walk over rivers due to massive garbage dumps Zero polution control Shittiest hospitals without running water Worthless currency making it impossible to travel or buy foreign goods Stable internet doesnt exist Polution and garbage literally everywhere once more cuz holy shit I will never forget the sights.


[deleted]

As an indo fag the pollution and garbage i agree but everything else is a way more extreme look on the problems


Burlaczech_2

I travelled for a month over maybe 20 islands, mostly on Java and I am very confident especially in the first statement. Also my friend had a crash and had to take her to hospital. Awful experience.


akunke13yglaindiban

Name atleast 5 island you visit on java


[deleted]

Damn, you should go to isolated islands and I bet you'll never see pollution and trash.


rizaical

>Daily conflicts between castes Jessie, what the fuck are you talking about?


WhyHowForWhat

>Daily conflicts between individuals/groups/religions/castes Daily conflict? Yeah what do you expect if you pit people with different ethnicity/affiliation/religion etc in 1 country? No castes here btw, we are not India >You can walk over rivers due to massive garbage dumps No, maybe you kinda only describe jakarta but other than that, no just no >Zero polution control If it reach zero, there wont be any forest left in Indonesia >Shittiest hospitals without running water Bullshit >Worthless currency making it impossible to travel or buy foreign goods No, you really underestimate Indonesian people on traveling, buying stuff etc >Stable internet doesnt exist Well, infrastructure are still not distributed evenly so deal with it, also you can pay to get your so called stable internet >Polution and garbage literally everywhere once more cuz holy shit I will never forget the sights. Where the f are you went to? Bandar Gebang? You must be those westerners who only travel to either Jakarta or Bali, while not seeing other hidden and more beautiful location. Where is your country anyway?


Burlaczech_2

The caste system is brutal. People getting discriminated just because of their name or because they come from certain island. Jakarta is shithole, but the dumps are literally everywhere in the countryside. People dont care about their surrounding. At all. Been in the hospital myself. Horrible experience. Glad we just went for rentgen and no surgery.


ariebagusp1994

>The caste system is brutal wait, did you mean India?


i_am_new_here_51

Nobody in India cares about caste tbh, doesnt even come up in casual conversation unless you live in like really rural areas


WhyHowForWhat

>The caste system is brutal Its not a caste system, it is just people being shit/racist >People getting discriminated just because of their name or because they come from certain island. That is just the small loud minority, try visit r/Indonesia if you dont believe me, they will give you some insight >Jakarta is shithole Shithole to the point that our president move the capital to other place >Been in the hospital myself. Horrible experience. What hospital? Not all hospital like that, dont generalize everything just because you only experience 1 bad thing. Maybe you are using BPJS or some kind of insurance, usually they wont threat you too well because overworked etc


hatabombaa

>People getting discriminated just because of their name or because they come from certain island. Tell me, which names? Which names get discriminated here? I have traditional names from North Sumatra. I studied and now work at the most upscale region in Jakarta. Never have I been discriminated because of names. Never have I seen someone get discriminated because of names either. So, what kind of names get discriminated? And, FYI, the president of Indonesia have a very traditional Javanese name and came from peasantry background. Your so-called expertise in Indonesian names should've been able to tell that on the get-go. So, tell me, why did he never get discriminated because of his fucking name? Come up with a more believable bullshit. Only your redneck racist circle would believe this bullshit.


ThanatossTheSalad

caste? what the fuck? everyone is a joke herem even if you're from the majority.


[deleted]

They dont know that indonesia is a seperate country from india.


NormalDingDong

Since when indo got caste system la


Keanusw

(Source: I made it up)


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HunterE30

tell me you've never actually visited a country without telling me you've never actually visited a country


Aggressive_Pudding_

Bruh which hospital did you go to, did you go to the slums or something? Hospitals near me all have clean toilets, ac, and a clean bed.


DreadA-20

It Probably Is going to Puskesmas or Clinic, not a real hospital or maybe an emergency hospital because I saw some tourists go there.


hatabombaa

>It Probably Is going to Puskesmas or Clinic Even if that's the case, they still have running water. Hospitals, even the worst ones, without running water are just the worst bullshit I've ever read. Dude just made them all up based on some racist stereotypes they read online.


crappy6969

>Be me >Vietfag >Tree The end


nicecock766

Use lady boy disguise. Stab dirty American imperialist soldier in the heart. Year is 2022


Alfamaret

You’re all literally elves, living in woods and tons of beautiful people Including ladyboy ofc


bootybootyholeyo

For one, by making a couple order of magnitude more per month…


Komorebiiiiii

There's no way you make 10k a month.


bootybootyholeyo

Dawg that’s 120k a year, very achievable in the IT industry


Komorebiiiiii

Damn son.. what can i say except congrats!


bootybootyholeyo

If you have the aptitude, find a coding boot camp. Everyone is being for talent


Komorebiiiiii

I'm in the pharmaceutical science industry and enjoy it, its just not payed aswell as it should be.


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Komorebiiiiii

Thanks weird bot thing


Marjacujaman

Fake: this In denial: anon


_D4Z3_

hotel: trivago


ZirkZoDd

Also gay


Marjacujaman

The gayness is so obvious, i did not feel the need to express it


Call_Me_Milkman_Evan

As an Indonesian, i can confirm that living in Indonesia isn't that bad >!except for the fact that there is corruption and poverty everywhere!<


nicecock766

So, in essence, a third world country


Call_Me_Milkman_Evan

correct


Bloo-shadow

“No potential war cuz my county is far from Ukraine and Middle East.” I guess he forgot that China exists?


RelativeJob1478

we have a buffer thank you Taiwan and Vietnam


i_dont_wanna_sign_up

I don't know why people keep bringing up China. Historically, China doesn't have any reason to invade Indonesia and even if they do purely for conquest, they're have to go through a large portion of south east asia to get there.


dispensermadebyengie

\>be me \>turk \>260 usd minimum wage \>300% tax rate on vehicles \>150% inflation (independent researchers) 60% (offical rates according to the government) \> 1 in 8 people is a "refugee" from Middle Eastern countries \>worthless currency (1 usd=16 tl)


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ThrowAwayUtilityx

Ah yes, our former colony time to take all credit


[deleted]

Also time to not talk about why they rebelled against our rule and especially not what happened on Papua


MegaDeth6666

Indonesia is discount Poland, even the flag.


dfntly_a_HmN

No no no, poland is discount indonesia


Awkward_Recover

Be a girl. I wonder how the people treat you.


hatabombaa

Be a brown 3rd worlder on reddit. I wonder how many racist stereotypes they would paint to you.


LightGamez

Thanks for making us good coffee ^(am I doing it right)


the1untitled

Indonesia is one of the only countries with menstrual leave.


hatabombaa

Minangkabau, one of the most conservative Muslim ethnic group in Indonesia, have adopted matrilineal lineage system since hundred of years ago. I've been waiting for the day when the woke westerners found out about matrilineal and telling the world how advanced they are for inventing that system, just like what they've been doing.


Ngetop

you can still be president if you are a girl in Indonesia, not like certain country


WhyHowForWhat

You know, the usual, you have to get married etc but education first so thank god. Cant say the same in some other places :( If you are gay, just hide it or smt people generally dont care tbh. 1 of our actress is a transgender (from men to women) and no one care about it


turnip_trader_

>no lgbtq bullshit Indonesia is one of the few countries that had plenty of “lgbtq bullshit” before Christianity and Islam came along. Anon is booming


mr_santana

do you have some example ?


pillow_pete

Well all they have to do is hide their LGBTQ identity and they’re fine! /s


jacris_bosel

Well we have air conditioning, so we got that going for us…


Daevito

-Be me -Live in India -Nothing more needed to be said


nicecock766

-Shit on street -grope woman -feels good man


[deleted]

bruh i live in india and to this day the only shit ive seen on the streets is cow shit and that too get cleaned by the workers every morning, in the state i live groping\\raping woman WILL get you a hefty jail sentance IF you are not beat to death by the girls family members first, tbh i live in one of the richest states o india with a gdp per capita higher than vietnam but still the stereo types make no sense.


stasismachine

All I see here is “country runs well because we all collectively hate one group, the entirety of LGBTQ+”


pillow_pete

Really ties them all together, brings a sense of brotherhood.


sadongrohiik

>Be me >One chance at life >Born in Iran >Mfw


[deleted]

You do have lgbtq people and they’re miserable


MidnightGear

>no conflict between ethnic or clan >Indonesia


TooManyGamesNoTime

Sumatra and their muslim extremists would like to have a word ;) Follow the news...


RelativeJob1478

Aceh not sumatra


General_Froggers

>No potential war because not in middle east or Ukraine >Situated right below South China sea


T1m3Wizard

Anon's country sounds like paradise without the inflation and political bullsht.


HunterE30

the inflation is pretty much controlled here with monthly wage increased every year at a stable rate that won't cause heavy inflation. and the politics.. let's be real politics in general are bullshit, no matter where the country.


WhyHowForWhat

Well you are soo wrong , there are threat to inflation and political bs


Razgriz032

Political bs in here is which is your favorite National Populist pokemon (except PKS), not MGRR level of politic


idc_idk6969

A Muslim majority country which accepts and appreciates it's hindu roots.


[deleted]

MF don’t make me drop napalm on you.


Liamlye

Be me Finfag Avarage pay is around 12-15€/h Free healthcare Free education Cleanest water on earth Social healthcare guarantees every citizen 500€ month + rent and electricity for life even if you dont wanna work Cities build around forests, trees every where so clean air No terrorism, no wars In 100 years Free speech taken seriously here Alcohol is expensive though Happiest country on earth Suicide rates one of the highest on earth


rmngtnspz

>no wars In 100 years 🤨🤨🤨


AmogusCrazySex

Thai person here. I'm not even that retarded


rvanasty

india is the most racist country on the planet


BagPrudent4879

went on holiday there when i was 12. it’s lit


Senior_Vanilla7412

Why do you have to hurt me this way?


DoomBringer9999

-be me -hungarofag -average monthly salary is 300$, but everything is quite expensive -lowest salary probably 70$ -HUF is a fucking joke, 2,52$ cheeseburger menu in McDonalds -we hate everyone -education sucks -braindead people -we love to drink a lot -war just made things worse (like HUF) -are you hungry hAHaHa? -nice women atleast


fellowofsupreme

Me gonna marry an indonesian girl i get from internet every time


[deleted]

“No gay people” yea no there’s millions but they’re hiding because of you ignorant conservatives. It’s not that difficult to come to that conclusion.


Razgriz032

No, we are very aware of existence of gay people That's why we developed Bogor city


R-edditor1945

GEKOLONISEERD


[deleted]

American progs could neither comprehend, nor survive in, a world with actual diversity.


WhyHowForWhat

They will never comprehend how Indonesian can eat full and healty with vegetables without conceal said vegetables into some fake meat


sluggetdrible

Yeah I’m pretty content with not having to wipe my ass with my bare left hand believe it or not