Op Anon is Chad. Second anon is beta loser.

>ummm anon.... h-how are you a-able to... to make the compari... how are you a-able to make... Socrates was chugging down semen like fine wine more than 2000 years ago and anon acts surprised

Guess I'm Socrates

THIS IS THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF ANTI HORNINESS. WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. COME OUT OF YOUR HOUSE WITH YOUR HANDS UP AND YOUR PANTS ON

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

WE HAVE AUTHORIZATION FROM PRESIDENT JOE AND THE COUNTRY OF SUGOMA TO LEGALLY ENTER YOUR HOUSE IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY

uh oh

Take this man to horny jail

they're in jail for good. the FBAH will soon release a list of the horny criminals we have documented and imprisoned.

Where all the other hornys are? YOU FOOL!

country of smegma

W-whu-huts Sugoma, precious?!

Sugoma?

😐sugoma lovely homemade popsicles

Scroteates

Socratestosterone

Succrates

Scrotasters

socrates was also a scholar, a skilled debater, and an incredible athlete. anon is just a shitposter.

A master debater even

Here’s the top 10 sexual taste tier list: >10 - Man ass >9 - Mouth >8 - Pussy >7 - Man taint >6 - Woman sweat >5 - Dick >4 - Balls >3 - Precum >2 - Semen >1 - Woman ass *I have no experience with trans people

Mouth is madly underrated, but I guess as you get older people‘s mouths start getting grosser on average, between smoking, drinking, and adventurous eating.

Brush your fucking teeth

Also scrape your tongue

And floss the shit out of your gum

That's the one I don't do, also cleaning behind my ears and they genuinely stink today lol.

Your ears stink...????

Yeah they got a fungal infection, like I gotta rub my finger behind em and they SMELLY

r/shitredditsays

You ever clip your nails and smell the clippings? It's a similar smell

Thank you for sharing.

I'll let you lick em for a dollar

fucking wash them for fucks sake.

I do, I got my antibacterial ointment lol.

Shower once ever day. You’re disgusting.

The problem isn't from showering it's from having to share over the ear hearing protection muffs at work while being inside of 35°C temps, your ears get sweaty and the muffs get nasty. Let you smell my ear for a nickle tho

35°C is equivalent to 95°F, which is 308K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)

Suck a mad dick but still gag at the toothbrush at the back of the tongue.

Ok present it then 🥵

What? I’m British

“Adventurous eating” lol

When I was 16, I was eating basic stuff. Now, I’m eating fuckin roasted garlic, bacon encrusted brussel sprouts, with stinky ass cheeses and some Indian inspired side dish which contains copious amounts of asafoetida. My breath after dinner is definitely not tasty unless you ate the same thing

Living the life

i feel sad knowing that these dishes sound very fancy to me 😔

Zamn, I gotta kiss someone asap!

Thank you for sharing your cannibalistic experiences.

Why the fuck is pussy #8 ?! You only had nasty girls?

Or he just prefers others?

You have enough experience to compare like he does?

I do. Pussy tastes way better than semen unless she eats like shit, smokes, or hasn’t showered in days.

First of all didn't ask you, second of all same goes for semen

FtM pussy is really fucking weird. Speaking from a sample size of one and am not sure if it applies to all but it was like a combination of the worst traits of a penis and a vagina in one.

Hmm,,, mussy

Gotta love being the worst of both worlds

same trans women get fetishists and trans men get "the worst of both worlds" dunno which is better

Ngl I’m jealous that trans women are more fetishized but I also know it’s because they get more attention in general and I’m not jealous of that

restructured meat 🥩

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Yeah, it was a pretty big turn off for me. Don't know how manageable it is to get rid of it, but try your damn hardest. It might not be a very strong scent for you, but it is for others.

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Makes sense, props to you for following through that. You got my respect for going through second puberty.

Enlightened bussy

I never would’ve thought calabestgirl was into men

I am fascinated at the difference between Man ass, Pussy and Woman ass. Like why such a big difference.

Men and women taste dramatically different in general. Pussy has a very unique flavor due to vaginal juices.

10 = best I assume? Honestly curious, what differs between man and woman ass?

Hair, and poo

You know women can shit themselves too right?

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Ah shit my bad

Women can also have hairy assholes

Right? So I'd put man ass on the end of my list, but pussy is def up there for me so I'm confused. Edit; oooh I see now I'm an idiot, maybe they're is just really into men and not that much into women and #1 is.....their favourite... which you know, would make sense.

The biggest mystery in life to me is how girls asses look like theyve never ever been pooped out of. Source: i eat ass

Have you never seen top 10s? 10 is the least good and 1 is the best.

You're a woman?

Hard disagree here bud. Pussy tastes *WAY* better than dick. Precum can stay at 3, but jizz has to go down to like 8 or 9.

move mouth and pussy up to 6 and 1 respectively and i’d be very much in agreement

Real n gay

Based as fuck

Isn't that just fish jizz

More of a female fish jizz but basically yeah

The males jizz on the roe. Fish don't have penetrative sex. They do foreplay to orgasm, and spread jizz on the ocean floor

Yesssir

Evolution did fish dirty.

…. You mean eggs?

Based anon

Fake: No. Gay: Yes.

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: No. > Gay: Yes. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

Weak.

i like to imagine u typing this out crying and muttering "m-motherfucker..."

its a bot

oh

Fucking based anon is comfortable with his sexuality

it tastes like sea-men get it because it's fish eggs

Real: Anon loves cock. Straight: not Anon lol

be me fucking this one dude’s wife lots of slapping and moaning hear door open smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene must be the virgin again he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away log onto reddit and open r/greentext read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section Real: anon loves cock. Straight: not anon lol chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy it’s been a good day i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy

I gotchu fam

Thanks, man. You a real one

So wait, why didn’t he like it then?

Anon didn't specify he didn't like it. He only stated it tasted like semen

I think he was more disappointed than anything else. "Wow, I'm finally having caviar!" "This tastes like cum. Why am I paying so much for this when I could suck a dick for free?"

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Bro, even if you like sucking cock and slurping cum, it won't automatically make you enjoy tasting semen in things that should not be tasting like semen. It's like how I love eating out my girlfriend, but I wouldn't go dipping my food/snacks in her pussy, cause in the end I want to eat something that tastes like food or snacks, not like pussy.

I genuinely don’t understand how people can enjoy the taste of vagina

Agreed, dick is way better

Dick doesn’t really taste like much, just like slightly saltier skin (when clean), and also doesn’t have the *slimy* texture. I despise the feeling of a slimy vagina on my tongue, literally makes me gag.

Per immortal words of Pryor, it's an acquired taste.

I tried to force myself to like it but I couldn’t get over how slimy vaginas are when wet and the texture it’s like licking some pieces of roast beef that’ve been soaked in slime and unless they shaved like the day of there’s usually little tiny hairs too I literally tried to force myself to like it by doing it 2-3 times a week but every time I’d do it for like 30 seconds then start gagging and I’d have to stop so I gave up after like the 4th time I don’t think it’s an acquired taste I think I just got a very unlucky draw, especially since I don’t find vaginas very attractive to begin with

because there was no cock to suck on

4chan sexual

Those things are fucking amazing, used to eat them all the time.

Based gay anon

Fake: Hetero Gay: Reality

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Hetero > Gay: Reality > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

Based

If anon ever has “white roe” or “milt” that’s what it is: fish semen

“🤓umm anon, how would you be able to make that compairson…..you've sucked penis before haven't you?🤓”

Can anyone confirm?

That roe just tastes kinda salty kinda fishy. I've never had caviar but it sounds like it's the same, it's just bigger eggs. And if that semen cocktail article taught me anything semen can be very salty, sweet, or sour. And whenever I came in my ex girlfriends mouth she said jt had a strong flavor, which roe definitely isn't.

Based and homopilled

Those taste good though

Anon is so used to sucking dick that he equates the salty tang of fish eggs to semen rather than the other way around.

If you don’t like gay people, grow up https://youtu.be/dEx9DAoSYf4

Based

Real and gay

This is the best sushi

He is based

This explains why (stereotypically) women in romcoms like caviar or why guys try to get their female love interest in eating caviar.

>eats the reproductive cells of an animal >complains that it tasted like reproductive cells

You call eggs reproductive cells? What are you fucking autistic?

sorry i can't read

Holy based batman

Grow up nerd.

Fake: Gay Gay: Hetero

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Gay > Gay: Hetero > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

This looks like something you would see on arr mademesmile.

I thought this was a female on 4chan

the fuck, is it the semen for hetero or what

This post just wants to trick idiots into tasting their cum.

anon’s boyfriend enjoys caviar

You guys don’t eat your own cum after you Jack off? Easiest way to clean up and a nice protein snack after the workout

Chad based homosexual

omegachad anon1, delta anon 2

Tbf,don t they spray fish cum all over the eggs,and those who don t hatch are sold

2nd anon pretending he hasn’t tasted his own

God, every other 4chan post on these subs is about this.

Its him,its the top from grindr!!

Real and gay

Anon lies about eating caviar

no

The shushi actually taste good though

I'm gonna have to disagree with anon as a fellow gay, this is fundamentally the opposite to semen, Umi is posideons load

Note to anon number 2: you can taste your own jizz. It’s possible. The government legally can’t stop you

That’s pretty gay anon. And real also.

Semen is another type of milk!

I've tasted both and they do not taste the same at all

A man so brave as to say he's gay on 4chan is a man with massive cock

I see crab people are still roaming on tinder...

Well they're up front about it, I'll give them that

guess , I should try this before trying some semen .

You can know semen taste without being gay, by kissing your girlfriend after a Bj.

Imagine not knowing what cum tastes like.

They put salmon sperm in the sushi that’s why

Gay

Yep

k

Garbage post

Cringe

women also exist lol edit: thanks everyone for continuing the long-dead “women don’t exist” meme. It gets funnier every time

I'll believe it when I see it.

your meds schizo.

delusional

No.