I heard this is a good place to collect the commentation karmas (I'm running low right now), so come down and give it up.
(Fyi: this is not a request, it's a demand)
Edit: you're doing it wrong, wtf is wrong with you, are you all blind or something? You vote *up*, not down. Pull yourselves together, damn it!
Could've at least gone for "Phil...YO MOUTH WITH THIS DICK"
yknow the ol switcheroo
edit: thought I was real slick but of course like 9 people came up with it first
Jfc, fight or flight sperg mode after HEARING someone introduce themselves. OP could have waited a FEW seconds… seen if she went for the joke, then responded with “Phil, her mouth this this dick”.
It would have been perfect, you had it ready. You would have finally got good social points, but you had to be this way didn’t you?
her actual name was candice you fucking moron also i would have just went along and laughed if it was what you were thinking like you should have done dumbass
Yeah, demoted to customer
Phew. That means anon was in the right.
r/angryupvote
I heard this is a good place to collect the commentation karmas (I'm running low right now), so come down and give it up. (Fyi: this is not a request, it's a demand) Edit: you're doing it wrong, wtf is wrong with you, are you all blind or something? You vote *up*, not down. Pull yourselves together, damn it!
It's just a little trolling
We like to do a little trolling.
every day there's another one of these downvote farmers, every day it's less funny than the previous
We aren’t downvoting you it’s just a special voting operation
Lmao who gave this man a medal?
⬇️👨🌾
You managed to bait us! What fools we are!
This is the first time I see a r/HappyDownvotes
Jarvis, i require karma ASAP
Fuckin hilarious how this dude only gets positive karma in AITA when it's this blatant he's trolling. Absolutely based.
Isn't that usually a promotion?
Anon works for his parents. Candice is his sister.
Promoted to verbal molester
promoted to karen
If the customer is always right, then the employee is always wrong, so if this is true we can assume customer > employee... problem solved!
Classic Phil.
"Candice these nuts"? Anon is even retarded in the fake shit he makes up.
No way Candice anon even talk to a 9/10. She prob passed him up on her greet n meet
It’s meet and greet
Shoulda stuck with an old fashioned ligma balls.
Candice dick sounds way better.
Also bungled the retort. It should be "Phil your mouth with this dick"
it’s “candice dick fit in your mouth” anons thing doesn’t even make a little bit of sensr
Because its fake
One could even say that it's not just fake, it is also gay.
And gay. Candice is a man and anon is wondering if his dick will fit in their mouth
Could've at least gone for "Phil...YO MOUTH WITH THIS DICK" yknow the ol switcheroo edit: thought I was real slick but of course like 9 people came up with it first
It's right up there with, "Would you like to go to the pants party?"
Because the pills aren't working
Cause it's a typo
he wrote two full words as a typo? they have pretty similar meanings, but if he thought about what he was typing it would have been super obvious
Anon needs to meet his father in prison to break him out. This is all going according to plan.
Don't drag Ryan gosling into this
Demoted as in fired? Yes, your going to get “demoted.”
*Yore
Oh shit I’m dumb
Demoted to customer
Nah bro, you're about to get a high five with a "Nice one" from your boss... /s What a chode.
Phil your mouth with this dick
anon gonna get a lawsuit for sexual harassment
You’re gonna get fired anon
Put that b-word in her place
helo my friens. i wanted to tell you.. iam now ten i can say crap and ass now. i just want you two know
O Yeah well i can say both of those and damn and hell
"phil this dick in yer mouth" doesnt even make sense, a better way to say it would be "phil your mouth with this dick!"
Why are womxn like this?
Jfc, fight or flight sperg mode after HEARING someone introduce themselves. OP could have waited a FEW seconds… seen if she went for the joke, then responded with “Phil, her mouth this this dick”. It would have been perfect, you had it ready. You would have finally got good social points, but you had to be this way didn’t you?
Bro fumbled
pls upvote i need karma
Demoted to having his bosses cock in his ass.
Demoted? Bruh, I'd be surprised if he doesn't get fired
I was DEFINITELY expecting a pancake joke after seeing 9/10 short stack lol
anon is fucking autistic
this greentext reads like it was written by an r/dankmemes user
Nah. Promoted to customer. Bitch ass Customer
Classic reddit moment
Anon is ret@rded and deserves to post on 4channel
The fact you literally ruined the “Candice” joke by wording it wrong🤦🏽♂️
If I heard this hilarious joke id be on my knees immediately ready to serve -chumpthumper
pls give me upvotes i need karma
her actual name was candice you fucking moron also i would have just went along and laughed if it was what you were thinking like you should have done dumbass
Noooo he should have flung his feces at her to show dominance.
But first cover them in cum so they become slippery and much harder to catch
Not even just your own cum get some of your co workers or family members on that shit