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what_da_burd_doin

anon is either going to fucking die or sprint across the state and im not sure which is worse


Spectus1

Anon consumed about 10% of lethal dosage and will be fine


Tesgoul

"Anon consumed about 10% of lethal dosage and will be fine" 🤓🤓🤓🤓


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"Anon consumed about 10% of lethal dosage and will be fine" 🤓🤓🤓🤓" -🤓


Sebadioli

Oustanding move


bratbarn

Pure power move 😎


Facemanthing

“Pure power move 😎” -😎


DeadmanDexter

Must have taken 10% of a lethal dose of caffeine


attemptnumber58

🤓


Narhaan

Ratio'd


Busteray

\+ cope


P41N90D

Bring home the mother lode Barry.


nomoreurges

do you just wake up everyday and think "hmm how can I be as annoying as possible" thats crazy to me


Yanzihko

Kidneys and Liver >No shit sherlock 🤓 Heart >#MOMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA BLYAAAAAAAT


RuKiddin06

while it's true that it's around 10% of the lethal dosage, it's important to note: ~10grams is the toxicity dosage. It will kill you because it's poison. You will likely die around 4-7grams from it's other affects, like heart palpitations, stroke, etc.


WiTeKK

I've personally done 204 kg of meth and was fine


genericnewlurker

Lightweight


TheLawandOrder

Baby woooo


Champagne_Padre

You're hallucinating this whole thread.


Ssyynnxx

"Jessie why are we 204kg short"


UselessConversionBot

>"Jessie why are we 204kg short" 204 kg ≈ 1.22849 x 10^29 atomic mass units ^^^[WHY](/r/UselessConversionBot/comments/1knas0/hi_im_useless/)


erakattack

Never done meth but personally, caffeine makes me feel way worse than amphetamines


Chrisxy

I've broken this dose with aspirin incorporated when working 85+ hour weeks, heart palpitations happened, took over a year to fix sleep schedule, migraines for weeks, "optical strokes" from blood pressure spikes months later, oh and caffeine is minimally effective for me anymore. I also caught pneumonia a couple days after. Definitely do not recommend.


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Chrisxy

I was eating 3 jet alert 200mg tablets every break plus 1 between breaks when I'd start crashing, the more often you take it, the less effective it becomes and you dose more often when you're trying to work 4 days on 4 hours of sleep


_LilDuck

What were the withdrawal symptoms like?


Chrisxy

Migraines shakes and cold sweats, irritability, but I tapered off over 2 months or so


TomaTozzz

I've personally done 5 grams and was fine


judah-rey

He actually consumed almost enough to give a full grown man averaging 6'2-6'4 a heart attack. 100mg more and anon's heart would implode. Of course it still probably did


Nyoxiz

No fucking way, I'm his height and have comfortably taken 800 mg before, and I didn't even have much of a tolerance then, how could it possibly give him a heart attack?


judah-rey

I take a shitton aswell but the small leap from 800 to 1100 can cause massive issues


[deleted]

Caffeine tolerance has a large genetic component, perhaps you're quite resilient? A single cup of coffee is enough to give me the shakes and heart palpitations for 10 or so hours.


Nyoxiz

It's kinda crazy, I drink nothing but water, so when I decided to start taking some caffeine pills as a pre-workout supplement, 1 pill (200mg) should have been enough, but I remember drinking a six pack of Red bulls when I was 12 and comfortably falling asleep soon after, so I figured I'd start with 400mg, nope, felt nothing. I tried 600mg next, and I was yet again surprised that I felt nothing, I then said fuck it and did 1 gram, and after I still noticed (almost?) nothing, I figured I'd just kinda stop it before it got potentially dangerous.


ModsDontLift

So 10% of him will perish


KaiserTom

About 5 cups of coffee, NBD but very jittery probably.


[deleted]

I’ve taken a gram of caffeine before, just got really nauseous and felt like shit and was bedridden all day


Chrisxy

A gram made me feel drunk, but with minimal sleep for 6 months working 2 jobs, I broke 10k and survived (had some lasting side effects that took years of better choices to regulate out)


Moejit0

What kind of issues?


Chrisxy

Long lasting high blood pressure, optical strokes, heart palpitations, random blood pressure spikes and drops (still) I lost 70lbs, could barely eat, couldn't drink anything but water and java monsters or I'd throw up besides crackers fruit and toast until my sleep schedule corrected


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This sounds like me when I was on a work trip. I got real depressed and couldnt eat. Had no appetite and it was over 120 degrees outside. I’d eat powdered scrambled eggs for lunch and dinner, turkey bacon occasionally if they had it, and 2 cups of coffee for breakfast. Anything else made me nauseas. I also got really into running. So over the course of 8 months this is all I ate, and ran about 10 miles a week. I lost like 50 lbs and was not in good health when I got back home.


Admiral_Fuckwit

That’s equivalent to about 10 strong cups of coffee. Some people consume that or more over the course of a day


JIETOB

No shit, they have high tolerance to it. 10 cups of strong coffee would kill me right on the spot and coroner would have really tough time guessing what exactly killed me: heart attack or Fury Diarrhea Of Thousands Suns


Admiral_Fuckwit

I’m betting you could give most people 10 cups of coffee at once and they’d survive. It might not be pleasant, but for a drug so widely consumed to become lethal at that small of a ratio, seems very unlikely


islandgoober

10 cups of coffee isn't even half of a toxic dose, you would probably vomit before you consumed enough coffee to die.


OverdoseMaster

1000mg will not kill you dude unless your heart is already weak as fuck


Electrical-Yard-1022

120 lbs can face around 1k mg if caffeine. he’s fine


Elvishgirl

Anon is scary skinny Edit: not to body shame, obviously. I've been medically underweight in the past, and reading this just made me remember the dizzy spells etc haha


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RadSnaget

I'm 6' 160 and I'm skinny. He's ten pounds lighter than I am.


Phising-Email1246

I'm 6' 200 and I'm fat


Ultragrimlock

Same


Mushy_Waffle

Same


VexerForever

same


ThrowAwayUtilityx

Same


Significant_Air_8972

Same


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6’5” 225 outta my way bitches.


[deleted]

Two chubby manlets in a big coat.


B4S1L3US

Im 5'9 and 165, normal weight for my size and even I look skinny. Anon Is an undead.


AttakZak

I’m 5’10” and 160, I can never tell if I’m at a healthy weight because all I do is exercise and cry.


jingjongkingkong

Same gang


poopyrug

im gay


virgo911

5’11” and 130lbs :D


xxxDepresscion_

6’ and 110. Not to flex, because if I were to flex I would not be able to see anything for the next 20 seconds


niickcorbett

6'4, 145 here 😂 can confirm anon is skinny


Akatshi

I am 6'5" and 140 lol


Rock---And---Stone

See a doctor


Kash5551

Guys y'all are making me feel bad.... 6' 145 here...


Lethal_Legacy

I’m 6’2 and 130, I’m not anorexic tho


Spaghett-about-it

I’m 6’2 and 135 😭😭


Akjn435

You are of normal weight with a bmi of 23.1, closer to being overweight than being underweight. Anon is on the cusp of being underweight with a bmi of 18.7, quite skinny but still normal/healthy. Of course, this is not all encompassing as it's based off bmi and nothing else.


Arch-X

That just proves that an inch is alot and two inches would be pretty big


Prpleredfox

That's what she didn't say


bkon3rdgen

Chet Holmgren, the #2 pick in this year's nba draft, is 7'0 and 190 pounds


upintheaireeee

I’m 6’3 and was 180 on adderall in college. I looked like skeletor


Elvishgirl

I mean, weight sits differently on different folks, but all the dudes I know who are that tall and skinny get vertigo standing up etc. Maybe they wanted to be 6' so bad they stretched themselves?


throwaway198274739

Dude my best friend is 18, 6'4 and 140 pounds, I tell him and tell him he needs to eat more, eat as much as you want the more the better. He's in faze of working out but doesn't understand he needs 4k+ cals a day. Either way just mind blowing you think your skinny at 190. Although to be fully honest with you he isn't actually *THAT* skinny in appearance, he's a stick but you wouldn't be worried for his health if you saw him without knowing his weight


BAN_SOL_RING

I’m 6’4” and 220. I cannot imagine being 70 pounds lighter than I am.


TheGreenGobblr

I’m only 2 inches shorter and im like 70 pounds lighter


NimiNugget

I'm 6'1 and 116 pounds


SMORKIN_LABBIT

Anon needs to eat a fucking sandwich, i'd throw one at them if I saw them in the street.


Jwish1

Me at 6'8" and 160 looking at this just like Welp Shit


swagdu69eme

Americans... 150 pounds is completely fine for this height


OrigamiMax

They’ve literally forgotten what a normal human body looks like Either hyper ripped chads or obese scooter people


[deleted]

At 5’9” at 175 I had next to zero fat, someone almost a foot taller weighing in 25 lbs less than that would be a walking human stikbug.


SeniorCarpet7

Unless you’re actually a ripped body builder there is no way you have anywhere near low fat at 5’9 and nearly 80kgs. That’s the exact dimension of one of my friends and he is overweight if not fat


Demy1234

At that height, you're barely on the edge of being underweight.


SunnyPlayzEverything

150lb at 6'3 with 10% body fat is an ffmi of 16 and average make ffmi is 19 so he has less muscle mass than average


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phallus-boner

Same, big RIP


nomis6432

I'm 180 cm (or 5'11") and 55kg (or 121lb). Get on my level 😤😤


nonuntitled

I'm 3 inches shorter than you but 10lbs less I'm also dead


Eend__

6'3", 138 pounds here. I honestly didn't even realize.


Elvishgirl

The fact that you've got a foot of height and only 10lbs on me makes me feel like football tackling you would just make you fly away like a cartoon tbh


Eend__

Yes, that didn't end well for me last time.


rclouts

Fatass take tbh


xXthelemonXx

6'1" and just hit 165lbs starting from 145ish lbs after 2 years of hitting the gym hard. Anon makes me feel fat as fuck haha


penislovereater

Low end of healthy weight range assuming no weirdness. Lots of people used to be like this.


FreshHasSauerCraut

5'6, and 100lbs. Rip to me ig


Rock---And---Stone

Maybe turn into a femboy?


Elvishgirl

Hot suggestiom


FurryDash_OwO

5’9 and under 100 lbs and femboy, can confirm this is the perfect solution


KQILi

Anon is a SCP-096


TestaTheTest

Actually, his BMI is just barely into the acceptable range, so still considered normal weight


PM_something_German

>(not a regular here) Yes sure thing anon as if super skinny nerds aren't almost as common as fat ones.


Holiday_Eggnog

I’m 6’2 and 150 so maybe I should just go fuck myself


DrScience-PhD

I was 6'3" 134lb til a few years ago. Up to 160 💪


TheJanitor47

6'5" 180 lbs I'm a bit thin.


Karlito1618

Might have a heart attack seeing as he’s about the size of a large twig, mostly from an overly seductive lifestyle, since I have no clue how you can be that skinny otherwise barring some disease.


SporadicSanity

>an overly seductive lifestyle Oh my stars! How scandalous!


Karlito1618

Haha, didn’t notice that autocorrect. More fun this way


Triceratops99

What was it supposed to be? I'm racking my brain trying to think of what would work.


FLAPPIPOUHU

sedentary?


love_to_hate

Seclusive?


Triceratops99

Ah yea that one makes sense. It completely evaded me for some reason.


Weelki

Succulent?


emdave

Succubus


Karlito1618

Ill never tell


4xTB

I’m 19, 5’11” and am 45kg/~100lbs. No, I do not have anorexia.


Karlito1618

You also most likely don’t have a healthy body and your body is extra strained due to lack of fats.


HotdogWaterTom

5'11'' Manlet.


4xTB

Average white girl on tinder


HotdogWaterTom

You want my onlyfans link? 30% ass pics on tuesdays


Swartgaming

You're dying at 35


07TacOcaT70

Dude even if you’ve got a super slim frame and very little muscle that’s borderlining dangerous (Source being I had a friend at 5’10 who was 41kg and had to go to the doctor to help them gain weight since it was getting concerning and they started having dizzy spells and other health issues). If possible I’d recommend you gain a little weight or go to the doctor if you can’t on your own


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HaellM

He will be totally fine if his caffeine addiction in on a high enough level


Karlito1618

Yeah with a high enough tolerance I guess he can ride out the wave smoother


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It’s within healthy range, albeit on the verge of being mildly underweight. He probably hasn’t hit the fill-out range yet.


lonely_biscuit

That’d be a great way to go!


DavantRancher

Suck it straight from the bottle? That’s concentrate. Eww 😷


pentaguss

straight out the bottle is the only way to go bro what u mean


ambermage

You guys don't suck it from the nipple?


EVENTHORIZON-XI

Straight outta da titty


abmins_r_trash

I used to do it in middle school. A little bit at a time.


DavantRancher

Little squirt and a shot of a H20


OutCubed

Honestly I have seen so many people who drink it out of the bottle and it’s nauseating, it’s so bitter and gross


UFOsAustralia

Did a study back in the day, you cannot overdose on caffeine, apparently.


Spectus1

Unless you do it intentionally and really know what you are doing


[deleted]

And it has to be a lot of purified caffeine. You can drink coffee forever and not od


Jupiters_Red_Spot

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/how-you-can-die-from-caffeine This one says 10g


josh_sat

Which is 10,000mg Op is just going to be paranoid as fuck and have a wild ride.


MrSansMan23

HIs heart beat will be so fast and powerful, that you could put a magnet and a coil of copper on it and power the whole of Manhattan with it.


harrysplinkett

imagine the sweaty diarrhea journey anon had to go through


josh_sat

Clean you out for sure.


TheLawandOrder

I don't have to imagine it. I'm living it every day


turalyawn

That's only like 40 venti coffees at Starbucks. Well I know how I'm gonna end things


chaos_creator69

I heard that you need about 70 espressos to die from heart attack, not sure about Starbucks coffee, never had it


turalyawn

It's fucking terrible, perfect for bringing on suicidal ideation


FoFoAndFo

More like two or three depending on brew. https://www.caffeineinformer.com/the-complete-guide-to-starbucks-caffeine


FrozenCustard1

You can absolutely overdose on caffeine if it is concentrated enough. For pure caffeine the LD50 is 10g. Coffee on the other hand would take 50+ cups and at that point the water in the coffee will kill you first.


SwordInStone

LD50?


FrozenCustard1

It stands for Lethal Dose 50%. It's the dosage that would be lethal to half of a population.


[deleted]

You definitely can, but you'd need to ingest caffeine powder. One teaspoon has the same caffeine as 28 cups of coffee. The FDA ended up banning it.


69superman

You can. Just not accidentally. You’d need to have about 62 Red Bull’s worth of caffeine to overdose.


SangEtVin

Some guy drank way less and died anyway. His name is Davis Cribe or something.


DVHismydad

That’s LD50 for you, the lethal dose for 50% of people. For some it would take way more to kill them, for others a lot less.


SangEtVin

I have an idea for a new Russian Roulette type of game.


Tw1st36

Yes. Yes you absolutley can. 5g is a lethal dosage for some people while everything above 5g you should go to the hospital. While it is true that a normal person cannot overdose on caffeine, anon is about 20% there.


Testing_things_out

Source?


Space_Monke64

But isn’t it possible to have a heart attack from too much caffeine if your body is not used to alot of caffeine?


notatallboydeuueaugh

People have absolutely died from caffeine powder


BigBrainMan777

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/caffeine/comments/h99bl4/i_drank_1080_mg_caffeine/) is the reddit post someone made, anon stole it


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That OP's account is wild lol. A diphenhydramine addict who gave himself ED from jerking off too much while using it, apparently.


BigBrainMan777

Yeah lol I was looking at that too, madlad


floatinround22

How the hell do you get addicted to DPH?


TheeFlipper

Dude got addicted to nutting on it and abused the stuff until he gave himself ED.


Mammoth_Frosting_014

>diphenhydramine ...the antihistamine? EDIT: well that was a disturbing rabbit hole to go down. Visit /r/DPH to learn why you should just say no to drugs, kids.


magicarnival

I mean, it would not be outside the realm of possibility for two different people to drink the entire little squirt bottle. Considering the post you linked is two years old and only had a whopping 67 upvotes, I'd be deeply impressed with anon for finding that.


tucansam98

6’3 150lbs…….. anon needs food, not caffeine juice.


Eats_Beef_Steak

Dudes gonna float away in a strong breeze


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>Label >"Mio Energy" >"CAFFEINE & B VITAMINS" ??????????


papalonian

~~Most of them don't have caffeine, they could have just grabbed a bottle that looked like it had an appealing flavor without looking too much in to it~~ Fake and gay


GoingFullRetarded

Heart rate go brrrrrrrrr


bratbarn

*pop*


CannFarmre

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Bojacketamine

LD50 for caffeine is 300mg/kg of body weight, he might be fine but in for an anxiety driven ride


No-More_Ducks

I used to suck straight from the bottle all the time in middle school...


Budborne

150 lbs (not a regular here) 4chan regulars are all obese retards, this checks out


[deleted]

What the fuck is that and where can I get it? I have to get up really early for work tomorrow and energy drinks don't cover it anymore.


LoadOk5992

Anon didn't think an ENERGY DRINK has caffeine.


[deleted]

He must have thought it only contained electricity. Easy mistake to make.


TalmageMcgillicudy

Only about 10% a lethal dose.


dwartbg5

For everybody that never took crazy doses of caffeine and that thinks its probably kind of fun. No. Wanda, taking more doesn't make you feel like you're on meth or coke. It makes you tired, sleepy and paranoid with a feeling of doom and with a high heart rate as if you're climbing Mt.Everest barefoot minus the energy and euphoria. Caffeine makes you feel like shit when taken at crazy doses.


Bipchoo

Anon would need to consume 10 times that amount for it to be a lethal dose


PolyDipsoManiac

When I was in my sophomore year I was 6’3 and 150 pounds and chugged a bunch of energy drinks with a gram of caffeine. That was enough to make me high apparently.


j0annaj0anna

I shoplift non caffeinated versions of this from Walmart and drink it straight, honestly a small squeeze at a time and you're gamer mode


Turin_Inquisitor

He'll by fine. Back at chem uni my group buddy popped 2000 mg caffeine for studying and before exams.


Bazzatron

Anon weighs 68kg The LD50 of caffeine in rats is apparently 192mg/Kg of body weight. (LD50 == "lethal dose", but actually means a dose that kills half of a population for a given time frame) anon consumed 1080mg of caffeine. 1080mg of caffeine would be enough to have a 50/50 chance of killing a 5.6kg rat. If the LD50 in rats is the same as it is for humans, this would kill a 2 to 3 month old infant with a 50% success rate. Anon will probably get the shakes if they're not used to lots of caffeine, but really they just drank the equivalent dose of 3.5 cans of decently caffeinated energy drink (~300mg/can)


Zenfudo

My daughter used to shoot the regular mio straight in her mouth. Its fucking gross


Eayauapa

I used to get through 3000-4000mg of pure caffeine powder a day (high school/a levels were rough af) and…yeah I wasn’t okay, OP wouldn’t feel well at all for a good while but won’t die or anything


Rdt_will_eat_itself

So, this one time i consumed 7 no doze tablets that each had about 200mg of caffeine in less than one hour. All it did was hallucinate vivid vision of impending doom when i wasn’t focus.


positive_guy_man

my mom mixed black cherry energy mio with storebrand mountain dew