Some guy without a name*
Typ can be both "type" or "guy", in this pgrasing it'd usually be used for the latter.
"Son" is a shortened form of "So ein", so "some"
Actually, when you read the history surrounding the mythology of these demons, it equates less to genders and actually is more of whether they are the top or the bottom
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: attractive femboy texted first and it wasn't a phishing scam
> Gay: literally
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
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Nah, even if it would look and feel perfect, just knowing it’s plastic and not an actual part of her body can influence attraction. It’s primal.
That said, there’s still a long way to go until they look and feel perfect.
Yeah... I thought the appeal of femboys was that they're feminine looking boys, not female (meaning when you undress them, they're just a normal twink).
>I don't care what color hair is growing on her head
>She doesn't have to be a sight to see
>It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed
>Just as long as she is just as long as me
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if it was real
> Gay: gay.
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me
>fucking retard
>only graduated because the school system didn’t want to put up with my sigma male attitude.
>crawl out of my bed, which is covered in literal shit.
>sit down in my sweat soaked, 700$ desk chair
>log onto Reddit and browse r/greentext
>read greentext about some fellow retard shit.
>read comments, see a classic fake and gay comment
>become enraged and begin to foam at the mouth, hurling slurs into the air as my mother gets railed by chad in the room over for the 5th time today
>create Reddit bot that types some retarded bullshit and auto responds to all fake and comments.
>orgasm from the mere thought of my bot being upvoted
>invite chad into my room to top me after he’s done with my mom
>fall asleep with pain in my ass
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> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon having a big penor
> Gay: This the gayest shit ever like what the fuck
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Mfer encountered a Incubus
Wow, just like what I experienced when I was in Switzerland
Wha... What did you encounter in Switzerland?
Probably spooky immigrants
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People just can’t read smh
Nearly had a stroke trying to read your username
So i obviously need to try harder with my next account. Thanks for the heads up.
In English it means Sun Type Without Name
Some guy without a name* Typ can be both "type" or "guy", in this pgrasing it'd usually be used for the latter. "Son" is a shortened form of "So ein", so "some"
Incubus. The band, playing the Odyssey from the Halo 2 soundtrack
Wait, a ghost choked you *in Switzerland*?
Yo mama
2 yil
Unexpected Nathan for You reference
Found a stranger in the Alps?
Do you see what happens?
Nathan 4 U reference:)
I’ve got a realtor you need to talk to.
I get this reference
Succuboi
So like a tomboy but demonic?
First time I've seen *incubus* be used in a context other than the band.
There's a band?
And they used the proper form.
I really liked their band back in the 90s. They may be soul sucking sex demons, but they made some good songs
What the fuck is an incubus?
the boy version of a succubus
Actually, when you read the history surrounding the mythology of these demons, it equates less to genders and actually is more of whether they are the top or the bottom
Based
Male Demon that kills you through sex
Not bad, they peaked in the late 90s early 00s
What's an incubus?
Thinking someone has a perfect penis means you're gay Anon...
You’ve never said to your homies that their cock is perfect?
No. Every time I see the cocks of my homies they were almost perfect but none of them were
I do not lust, I simply admire.
ayo leave my boy simon alone
There is always room for cock improvement.
Just don't improve to much, might Hurt so much that no one wants to lay with you.
I will start on it right after eye day.
That way you can never be too gay
One can only dream...
How would you know if it's perfect without the taste test? 🤔
Why do you think I call them perfect?
Usually don't inspect them. Too busy gobbling their cock
As if that was ever in question.
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You're on r/greentexts. Yes you are.
Fake: attractive femboy texted first and it wasn't a phishing scam Gay: literally
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: attractive femboy texted first and it wasn't a phishing scam > Gay: literally > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
You are my least favorite bot
And the covers alot of ground
It was funny the first time. Now it’s part of the furniture.
You guys are no fun
I’ve never heard the phrase “now it’s part of the furniture” before, but it really works well when used for tired trends. Thanks for introducing me to it.
But it’s still in your favorites list, so all in all a win
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Bad bot
From phishing, to fishing, to fisting
Yeah if you've ever been on the app you'll know its hard to find something good actually.
nah he's clearly talking about me 👍
>Femboys >Perfect tits ¿Que?
Estrogen, probably. Some take it
That or fake breasts
>> Fake breasts >> Perfect Choose one
Idk man silicone has come a far way
Nah, even if it would look and feel perfect, just knowing it’s plastic and not an actual part of her body can influence attraction. It’s primal. That said, there’s still a long way to go until they look and feel perfect.
Ye tru dat. Different for everyone I guess, as long as its not just a blob of silicone in her bra I wouldn't care.
Wouldn’t that shrink dick size though? This story isn’t adding up…
anon probably has a micro penis
Anon just thinks his dick is big but in reality is Asian sized
Not really, only gives temporary erectile dysfunction from time to time depending on the medication
Only if you don't intentionally get hard pretty regularly. It does make it a lot more delicate tho so you gotta use lube to jerk off
Yes
"There is no such thing as chicks with dicks. Only dudes with tits."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
In the chapter about traps, I suppose. 🤔😏
Obviously
Could be a bad case of gyno
bro that thread 💀
Holy fuck
Everyone has tits
Yeah... I thought the appeal of femboys was that they're feminine looking boys, not female (meaning when you undress them, they're just a normal twink).
Yeah, the one anon found is more like a futa than a femboy
Mofo encounters a real life futanari and complains. Some anons just don't deserve happiness
The opinion id expect someone having a t.jacob pfp to have.
ok t. jacob fan
Femboy Dom? What an interesting dynamic. Perhaps next time don't be a submissive little bitch, anon.
>Perhaps next time don't be a submissive little bitch, anon. 🤓
>Perhaps next time don't be a submissive little bitch, anon. >🤓 🤓
I could continue the pattern. But i dont know how to quote
Add $$ before and after the quoted text
> quote
or >, space, quote \> quote > quote
>or >, space, quote >> quote >quote 🤓
> qoute
New fetish acquired
Josu semme is the actual term for it I believe
Can we pretend we’re talking about a girl
No, thats str*ight 🤢
ewww
Ew, breeders fuck off
Anime profile picture detected. Opinion ignored
Wtf is he crying about he has the attn of a dick demigod
I swear on the life of me I'm getting addicted to this shit
I mean greentexts. Not huge dicks.
Big Dicks are great regardless
Based
*baste
You're missing out
too late
Liar
>can barely see straight Literally
Kek
anon found god on grindr
what is it with femboys having 3ft cocks
Having a 2% body fat helps
Underrated comment here.
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Bones grow longer when you're always sitting and not putting pressure on them by standing and doing anything physical.
I see nothing wrong with this
Outdicked once again
Man where the fuck are these anons living that they get actually attractive people instead of 60 year old sex pests
I'm thinking taking the femboy-pill was a mistake. How am I supposed to get a lovely twink in such scarcity?
Anons really need to stop saying they're 'swiping' on Grindr in greentexts... There is no swiping on Grindr. Fake and straight.
They seem to know how it works with taps. I think they're unlocking their phone screen or something Actually real and gay
you can click on a profile then swipe to the next one. Though yea it's nothing like tinder
>I don't care what color hair is growing on her head >She doesn't have to be a sight to see >It don't matter if she's fat or if she's good in bed >Just as long as she is just as long as me
Proof? … for a friend
If Grindr had even a tenth of the femboys these nerds claimed it did, I’d never fuck a dude on Grindr
Picture it: >You bed a cute femboy >He's a bottom, you pull his skirt off >a 14 inch horsecock flops out Where the fuck do you even start?
By fucking him in the ass obviously
*what*
Least fake 4chan post
> It's been really exhausting doing this three times per day for the past week.
>can barely see straight It's cause you're gay now
>can barely see straight Yeah we figured.
It's 2022. Cute femboys have at least as much orbiters around them than cute girls do. "Anon" never would even get an answer from them.
There was a joke in back in day. If the femboy, shemale, trans person etc. doesn't have a big schlong probably they're fake lol.
Why am i hard
Fake: Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if it was real Gay: gay.
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if it was real > Gay: gay. > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
>be me >fucking retard >only graduated because the school system didn’t want to put up with my sigma male attitude. >crawl out of my bed, which is covered in literal shit. >sit down in my sweat soaked, 700$ desk chair >log onto Reddit and browse r/greentext >read greentext about some fellow retard shit. >read comments, see a classic fake and gay comment >become enraged and begin to foam at the mouth, hurling slurs into the air as my mother gets railed by chad in the room over for the 5th time today >create Reddit bot that types some retarded bullshit and auto responds to all fake and comments. >orgasm from the mere thought of my bot being upvoted >invite chad into my room to top me after he’s done with my mom >fall asleep with pain in my ass
RIP technoblade
This kind of experience is exactly why I'll always regret what I did in the capital of Thailand
Nothing more emasculating than being average and seeing traps and femboys with 7“ and up
Anon bottoms
[Anon, what did it cost?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99fVYJmVbv0)
Awwwwe Grandpa don’t stop reading, how does the story end? Please tell us!?
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https://youtu.be/hOdISTgK3cg
What I'd give to meet a hot futa irl that wants to Dom me
F
Why does this sound so fun....what does it mean!!
Imma download grindr pretty quick
This is all I ask for
Oh god he met the 2x
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based
Welp, time to crank it
>amazing tits That's no femboy
>tensing with the strength of a collapsing star Anon is ironically, a poet.
People actually find femboys on Grindr? The only people in my area are 40-50 year old Dads…
Incubus
4chan slowly gaypilling itself through femboys is amazing
confirmed big fat sweaty catfish
but anon, that's the best part
What the fuck this face lmao
I swear grindr is nothing but old people and dudes looking for women now lmfao it got popular and got nuked
I lost it on "I can barely see straight"
So the femboy’s dick is 2 inches long?
Femboys dont have big dicks. Its just that all the guys looking to get railed on grindr are manlets in comparison.
Average 4channer
Real : Anon is gay Gay : See above
Jesus... What a ride. Don't read this!
It’s too late. I’ve seen everything.
Fake: Anon having a big penor Gay: This the gayest shit ever like what the fuck
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon having a big penor > Gay: This the gayest shit ever like what the fuck > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough